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O, Child of Liberty! – An American Revolution Quest

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Confused Jackie Chan and Facepalming Picard Counter
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    • All Instances of Confused Jackie Chan & Facepalming Picard​


    Total Confused Jackie Chan Tally: XXII​

    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 6+25+5+10-15 = 31 (The heck? :jackiechan: )
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 2+20+10-15-10 = Nat!Fail! 7 (Why do I even bother... :jackiechan:)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D3+3 = 3+3 => 6! ( :jackiechan: )
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    Duke William of said:
    :jackiechan: Bro, at this point, the dice just have a mind of their own. And no one can convince me otherwise.
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 1+20+10-15 => Nat!Fail! 16 ( :jackiechan: I... Buh... Whu... :facepalm:)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 97+20+10-10-15 => Nat!Crit! 87 ( :jackiechan: What is going on?!)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 1+15+15-20 => Nat!Fail! 11 ( :jackiechan: THREE NAT ONES?!?!?!)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 6+20 => 26 ( :jackiechan: How?! Why?!)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 21-15-10-5+10+5 => 6 ( :jackiechan: If you had gotten a Crit Fail here, I swear again–)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 95+10+10-10 => Nat!Crit! 105 ( :jackiechan: This was not part of the plan!! How the heck–)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 100+20+15+10-10 => Nat!Crit! 135 ( :jackiechan: Dilliam Wuke's having a stronk... call a Dukulance... :facepalm: )
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    Duke William of said:
    87+15+15+30-20-10 =Art!Crit! 117 ( :jackiechan: Da heck?!)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 85+15+30-10 => Art!Crit! 120 ( :jackiechan: What is this rollercoaster nonsense?!)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 19+10+10+5 => 44 (Whu–?! :jackiechan: )
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    Duke William of said:
    3D2000 = 1996+1984+855 => 4835 ( :jackiechan: Really?!)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat!100+20+10+5+5+5 => Nat!Crit! 145 ( :jackiechan: Not again... Not again!! :facepalm: )
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 87+10 => Art!Crit! 97 ( :jackiechan: No no no no no no... Wait wait wait wait... WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 1+10-10 => Nat!Fail! 1 ( :jackiechan: The hell?!)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 5+10-10-5 => Nat!Fail! 0 ( :jackiechan: Not again, not again!! :facepalm: )
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 98+10+5 => Nat!Crit! 113 (Oh, for– :jackiechan: )
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 91-5+5 => Art!Crit! 96 ( :jackiechan: Why are my dice like this?)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 11-5+5+5 => 16 ( :jackiechan: Da hecc?)
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    Total Facepalming Picard Tally: XIX    ​

    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 2+20+10-15-10 = Nat Crit! 7 ( :facepalm: ...of course.)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 96+25+15+10+5 = Nat!Crit! 151 ( :facepalm: Oh, screw off.)
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    Duke William of said:
    ... :facepalm:
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 1+20-15-10 => Neg!Fail! -4 ( :facepalm: Of course...)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 1+20+10-15 => Nat!Fail! 16 ( :jackiechan: I... Buh... Whu... :facepalm:)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 11+15+15-20 => 21 ( :facepalm: Can anything be normal in my quest?)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 85+15+10-15 => Art!Crit! 95 ( :facepalm: I'm done... I've had enough of this.)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 99+10+5 => Nat! Crit! 114 ( :facepalm: Of course, why wouldn't this happen?)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 94+15+10+5 => Art!Crit! 129 ( :facepalm: If you had gotten a Nat Crit, I swear...)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 100+20+15+10-10 => Nat!Crit! 135 ( :jackiechan: Dilliam Wuke's having a stronk... call a Dukulance... :facepalm: )
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 27-5-15-15-30+20+25 => 7 ( :facepalm: Well, at least it's not a crit fail...)
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    Duke William of said:
    ...Why do I do this to myself? :facepalm:
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 93+10+5 => Art!Crit! 108 ( :facepalm: Of course...)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 89+10 => Art!Crit! 99 (Of course... :facepalm: )
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat!100+20+10+5+5+5 => Nat!Crit! 145 ( :jackiechan: Not again... Not again!! :facepalm: )
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat!100+20 => (Autopass!) Nat!Crit! 120 ( :facepalm: If you'll all excuse me for one sec...)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 5+10-10-5 => Nat!Fail! 0 ( :jackiechan: Not again, not again!! :facepalm: )
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = 19-10-10+10 = 9 ( :facepalm: Of course, what else would I expect?)
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    Duke William of said:
    1D100 = Nat! 95-10-5+10 => Nat!Crit! 90 ( :facepalm: Bipolar dice much?)
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    @Randomnerd, thank you for the idea.
     
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    • [X] Plan Bait and Switch

    Well here goes nothing. If this works it will give us a big advantage. If not? It's gonna be very bloody. More than it succeeding part.
     
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    • Scheduled vote count started by Duke William of on Dec 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM, finished with 34 posts and 15 votes.
    • [X] Plan Bait and Switch
      -[X] Fort Erie is the main objective, and you cannot let the supplies and men inside it slip away to Canada. And if you delay, they will have time to prepare their defenses.
      -[X] Yes, now is the time to strike while they are unaware and unprepared for our approach!
      --[X] Leave behind a detachment of men to guard your flank and rear while you attack.
      ---[X] Half of 3rd and 4th Canadian
      --[X] Leave behind a detachment to commit spoiling attacks to keep the enemy you aren't attacking distracted.
      ---[X] Half of 3rd and 4th Canadian, all Cavalry and Little Hawk's troops
      [X] Fort Erie is the main objective, and you cannot let the supplies and men inside it slip away to Canada. And if you delay, they will have time to prepare their defenses.
      [X] No, you need time to properly form up for battle.
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    • Mystic Pentagram said:
    A question, what happened to our Cavalry, Skirmishers and Artillery?

    Did General Lee take them with him?
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    The cavalry and skirmishers are currently away doing a distraction to lure away some of the British ships at Fort Erie. The artillery is with the rest of the column behind Halbert; they're lumbering and slow, so they had to further back in order to not slow down the front.
     
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