We can buy multiple things with a plan you know. We could have Seed and Gunfist or Warp Glove and Beating Heart or Gunfist and Beating Heart and Seed or of any other combination.
[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
-[X] 6 Bullets

[X] Strange Organ Transplant (Augment) – Doctor Nyorau, according to Mao, is apparently a Master of actual repute, and you're only able to afford this because it's both highly experimental, and the payment that he seeks is to see what change this brings you. He's a Master of Hybridization Augmentation – a way of strengthening someone through adding traits from other beings into you. This is incredibly, incredibly suspect. Effect: +1 to Melee: What, +1 to Endurance: Are, and +1 to Instinct: You?. -2 to Ego: Not Yourself. ???. Cost: Nothing. Yourself?

[X] Plan Catch These Seedy Organic Hands
[X] Plan: All of the above

[X] Plan Free (Not Including the Cost of Bullets)
-[X] Strange Organ Transplant (Augment) – Doctor Nyorau, according to Mao, is apparently a Master of actual repute, and you're only able to afford this because it's both highly experimental, and the payment that he seeks is to see what change this brings you. He's a Master of Hybridization Augmentation – a way of strengthening someone through adding traits from other beings into you. This is incredibly, incredibly suspect. Effect: +1 to Melee: What, +1 to Endurance: Are, and +1 to Instinct: You?. -2 to Ego: Not Yourself. ???. Cost: Nothing. Yourself?
-[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
--[10] How many Bullets to Buy?
 
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[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
-[X] 6 Bullets
 
[X] Plan: I've got Gloves now!

[] Salvaged Warp Glove – despite your trepidation, it does seem to be perfectly legal. Of course, there's no such thing as something this good ever existing at this low a price. Effect: When Attacking, if you roll a 6 on your 2d6, you deal an extra +5 Damage. However, if you roll a 1 on your 2d6, inflict 5 Damage to Self. Damage from glove ignores armor. Cost: 1,000,000 Ahn.

The quest has a punk tag.

Time to see if we feel lucky.

In more concrete terms, lifesteal handles the only real downside, as opposed to problems with zero Ego and expensive bullets.
 
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Us Still Beating Heart voters, would you guys also want to buy the Gun Glove? It's on Mao's dime, and it is powerful.

Oh someone's going for that. Aces, I'm doing it.

[X] Plan Free (Not Including the Cost of Bullets)
-[X] Strange Organ Transplant (Augment) – Doctor Nyorau, according to Mao, is apparently a Master of actual repute, and you're only able to afford this because it's both highly experimental, and the payment that he seeks is to see what change this brings you. He's a Master of Hybridization Augmentation – a way of strengthening someone through adding traits from other beings into you. This is incredibly, incredibly suspect. Effect: +1 to Melee: What, +1 to Endurance: Are, and +1 to Instinct: You?. -2 to Ego: Not Yourself. ???. Cost: Nothing. Yourself?
-[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
-[12] How many Bullets to Buy?
 
[X] Plan Free (Not Including the Cost of Bullets)
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[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
-[X] 6 Bullets
 
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Us Still Beating Heart voters, would you guys also want to buy the Gun Glove? It's on Mao's dime, and it is powerful.
... We are still getting the gun-glove even if we're not voting for it, right? Because that would be dumb if we aren't. Actually, let's just assume we're getting it regardless. It was literally bought in narrative already by Mao.
 
[X] Salvaged Warp Glove – despite your trepidation, it does seem to be perfectly legal. Of course, there's no such thing as something this good ever existing at this low a price. Effect: When Attacking, if you roll a 6 on your 2d6, you deal an extra +5 Damage. However, if you roll a 1 on your 2d6, inflict 5 Damage to Self. Damage from glove ignores armor. Cost: 1,000,000 Ahn.
 
[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
-[X] 6 Bullets

I'm interested in the transplant but hell no to the Ego debuff.
 
God if this was an actual video game where I could just save and reload my poor choices I would choose the mystery organ in a dead heartbeat. But seeing as that's not the case it'd be a better idea to take something safer.

[x] Salvaged Warp Glove – despite your trepidation, it does seem to be perfectly legal. Of course, there's no such thing as something this good ever existing at this low a price. Effect: When Attacking, if you roll a 6 on your 2d6, you deal an extra +5 Damage. However, if you roll a 1 on your 2d6, inflict 5 Damage to Self. Damage from glove ignores armor. Cost: 1,000,000 Ahn.

I will also fully admit that I think Warp is awesome and having the ability to ignore any armor with luck sounds great. But despite being excited for this shopping, do remind me about how we'll be earning enough for the rent and tax after this week? 'Cause even getting 1 mil Ahn after this work wouldn't be enough to pay, right? Or am I massively mistaken and forget about something?
 
[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
-[X] 6 Bullets
 
I will also fully admit that I think Warp is awesome and having the ability to ignore any armor with luck sounds great. But despite being excited for this shopping, do remind me about how we'll be earning enough for the rent and tax after this week? 'Cause even getting 1 mil Ahn after this work wouldn't be enough to pay, right? Or am I massively mistaken and forget about something?
We're also doing a canard this week that pays 350,000, which combined with the 1 mil minimum should keep us out of the red (is that the right term?).
 
[X] Plan Free (Not Including the Cost of Bullets)

I am well aware that the organ is probably a terrible idea, but like the doctor here, I want to see what the hell happens.

I fully expect this to backfire immediately and immensely.
 
Hmm... but then won't we not have enough to afford good food? Actually, will we be able to afford food that doesn't debuff us the following week?
:eyeroll: That's on the plan(s) to spend every last drop of our money. That said, we'd still have 50,000 Ahn left even if we spent literally everything here, so we can get a decent meal regardless. We may get more than one mil if we do well too.
 
Bruh organ will literally knock down our EGO to trash. I really don't want to go through with that. It is a AWFUL idea.

[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
-[X] 6 Bullets
 
[X] Salvaged Warp Glove – despite your trepidation, it does seem to be perfectly legal. Of course, there's no such thing as something this good ever existing at this low a price. Effect: When Attacking, if you roll a 6 on your 2d6, you deal an extra +5 Damage. However, if you roll a 1 on your 2d6, inflict 5 Damage to Self. Damage from glove ignores armor. Cost: 1,000,000 Ahn.
 
Think I'm leaning towards the gun glove, but I'm wondering if it might be worth it to go ham and get the Seven Consumable along with it. We'd only be able to afford 3 bullets then and it'd empty our wallet but that's why we took the Canard job. The Burst Damage would be something to behold if nothing else.
 
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Us Still Beating Heart voters, would you guys also want to buy the Gun Glove? It's on Mao's dime, and it is powerful.

Oh someone's going for that. Aces, I'm doing it.

[X] Plan Free (Not Including the Cost of Bullets)
-[X] Strange Organ Transplant (Augment) – Doctor Nyorau, according to Mao, is apparently a Master of actual repute, and you're only able to afford this because it's both highly experimental, and the payment that he seeks is to see what change this brings you. He's a Master of Hybridization Augmentation – a way of strengthening someone through adding traits from other beings into you. This is incredibly, incredibly suspect. Effect: +1 to Melee: What, +1 to Endurance: Are, and +1 to Instinct: You?. -2 to Ego: Not Yourself. ???. Cost: Nothing. Yourself?
-[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
-[12] How many Bullets to Buy?
I like the plan full Bloodborne so much. Heart of a Beast, gun in one hand and a crowbar in the other. In the dripping bloodstained style.

If but for the ego hit. I'd love me some elaboration from the GM but understandable if its mystery box.

Gods I want it so much.

Wouldnt be surprised if we have some rolloffs right after the implant to assimilate it. Which would be real cool admittedly.
 
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Huh, if Gun-Glove is gonna be automatic, then we should probably also buy a few shells for it, just in case.

[X] Plan: I've got Gloves now!
-[X] Salvaged Warp Glove – despite your trepidation, it does seem to be perfectly legal. Of course, there's no such thing as something this good ever existing at this low a price. Effect: When Attacking, if you roll a 6 on your 2d6, you deal an extra +5 Damage. However, if you roll a 1 on your 2d6, inflict 5 Damage to Self. Damage from glove ignores armor. Cost: 1,000,000 Ahn.
-[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
--[X] 1 Bullet

[X] Plan 7 +3 = Kill

Cleans us out, but we make enough money this week to still pay off our bills, and we can use the bullet at a decisive moment, works for me.

Plus, weapon and pistol is a pretty aesthetic combo too.
 
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[X] Plan: I've got Gloves now!
-[X] Salvaged Warp Glove – despite your trepidation, it does seem to be perfectly legal. Of course, there's no such thing as something this good ever existing at this low a price. Effect: When Attacking, if you roll a 6 on your 2d6, you deal an extra +5 Damage. However, if you roll a 1 on your 2d6, inflict 5 Damage to Self. Damage from glove ignores armor. Cost: 1,000,000 Ahn.
-[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
--[X] 1 Bullet

[X] Plan 7 +3 = Kill
-[X] 'Seven Minutes of Heaven, Seven Hours of Purgatory, and Seven Days of Hell' Seed
-[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable)
--[X] 3 Bullets

Honestly was just considering 1-2 bullets, seeing how the Gun Glove has been bought.
 
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[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable) – product of the SilverSteel Workshop. One of the few Workshops involving Guns that Mao seems to frequent – even though it's a gun, it's only usable in punch-range. It's part of the reason why it's cheap and hasn't been sold – it is still expensive, though Mao's more than willing to foot the bill. That being said, you have to buy your own bullets. Effect: +4 Damage per Shot. Uses Melee instead of Ranged. Requires Bullet. Cost: 4,999,999 Ahn. 100,000 Ahn per Bullet. Can only Carry 12 at Maximum per Outing.
-[X] 6 Bullets
 
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Honestly I expect the Heart to really mess with Lily when she dies and comes back. Whatever tests the Heart does before Lily resurrects will probably be minor, maybe it's a matter of the heart hibernating right now and resurrecting will wake it up.
 
[X] Plan: I've got Gloves now!

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[X] Plan 7 +3 = Kill
-[X] 'Seven Minutes of Heaven, Seven Hours of Purgatory, and Seven Days of Hell' Seed
-[X] Gun-Glove (Wearable)
--[X] 3 Bullets


Fuck it, let's go with the gloves,
I'm not going for the Organ Transplant, I want Lily to be a Monster of a Human, not a Hybrid.

also lmao, Cat Man is offering Morded PenDRAGON lookalike a Dragon Organ.
 
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