I've had an idea that's been bugging me for quite some time. I know it's a bad idea but I figured it'd be so bad I'd share it anyway, even if only for laughs.
A crossover of Vampire: The Masquerade and Sonic The Hedgehog. Specifically a Human AU set in the World of Darkness sans the metaplot. Sonic and his pals in human form, embraced as Vampires.
I know it's an awful idea and I doubt I'd seriously go through with it, but it's been in my mind for days now and I'd figure I would get it off my chest.
It's stupid because of the Human AU.
Merge the World of Darkness and Sonic Earth (Not Mobis from SATAM, but Earth from the 3D games, which is basically Real Life Earth with talking animals and Super-Science added in). So, this is a setting where Dr. Ivo Eggman shows up and threatens to conquer the world with his giant Death Egg space fortress. Obviously, the Technocracy both loves it and hates it. They love it because they fucking Won the Ascension War and their Paradigm has fully taken over the Consensus, they hate it because it's a crazy bald guy in a fucking Death Star threatening to blow up the Earth if they don't give into his demands.
The Camarilla also hates it, because Earth is where they keep most of their stuff.
And then a Hedgehog blows up the Death Egg and everyone is like "What the fuck just happened." So all the major groups in the WOD try to contain and control the threats, the Chaos Emeralds, Eggman, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles. The Garou are after them. The Vampires are after them. The Mages, are after them. Everything is after them.
The Cammies get to Sonic first, and of course they Embrace him. It was either that or Ghoul him, and the latter didn't seem like a good idea.
They want him to get the Chaos Emeralds before the Sabbat does. Because fuck, the Sabbat want to use the Emeralds to kill the Antediluvians and the Cammie inner circle think that's insane.
Augustus Giovanni also wants the Emeralds, but he has the much more ambitious plan of diablerizing God.