So… Omake time? Omake time.
Psychology by Accident
Revy absentmindedly poked her cheek and felt a bump. Three hundred years of medicine, genetic engineering up the wazoo, effectively super soldier treatments, and she still somehow got a zit. Eh, that what stylists are for.
Her focus lay elsewhere. She was in the process of reviewing one of the just-for-fun tests her scientist and engineers were encouraged to do for their job interviews. A test that always marked as voluntary, yet more often than not took up more time than any other of their tests. For that alone it'd been put near the end of the process, just before the actual interview. It had the added benefit of giving interviewers time to gather and sort their files before proceeding to the main part, while the prospective employee didn't get too bored or agitated with the long wait.
The whole test had started out during her… when was it? When she was twenty? Twenty one? Somewhere in that range. She'd come to realise the need of making her technologies safe for and against espionage, be that industrial or national, and so had started to fiddle. At the end of which Revy was fairly certain whoever
didn't have blueprints—what an archaic term, could be replaced and made more sensible with—
No Revy, don't enter linguistics, there be grammar dragons—whoever didn't have blueprints would have a really hard time figuring out any of her thereby proofed inventions.
The test had been, naturally, herself. After constructing a purely mechanical, but fully blackboxed clock herself, one she'd designed and knew practically everything and anything about, it still took her the better part of the afternoon to verify that yes, this clock wasn't a thermometer. On the one hand she was very proud of that accomplishment—the blackboxing process, that is. On the other she was thoroughly frustrated she'd invented something that she herself was struggling with figuring out.
So she took one of her mother's sayings to heart, 'misery loves company', and inflicted her clock on the unsuspecting employees and interviewees.
The former's interest was easily garnered: simply putting the clock in the break room and calling it Rubik's Cube 2.0 sufficed. As for the latter… eh, she's CEO, let her have her fun.
In hindsight the interviewees reactions and ministrations did give valuable insight into their psychological make-up and Revy kept her mouth shut (
thanks, Casie) when asked if that was her intent all along.
Long story short, she was browsing through her employees failures in figuring out a simple, mechanical clock.
Conrad needed twelve consecutive hours to make sure the clock-faced cube was indeed mechanical, despite its ominous glow.
Mordin Solus verified its lack of ionising radiation quite quickly, but had yet to figure out its energy source. So far he was leaning towards energy sink. Mostly, though, he used it as a paperweight that had a tendency to get lost. How he managed that without any paper in his office is anyone's guess.
Kasumi had liberated a nice clock. And another one. And another one. She was currently in the process of building a clock fort.
Her dad had pried the clock open and figured out the spring was the motive force, but had yet to determine
how exactly the potential energy was transferred to the pointers.
Her mom had a nice clock..
Indigo had a new toy, one it liked to toss around. The clock still worked, somehow. Revy wasn't sure on the particulars herself.
Gaver Dor hadn't smashed the clock in a fit of rage, once more proving the racial stereotypes wrong. He was actually quite far along, gradually peeling circuits, springs, and levers away until the clock stopped working. He might crack it in his lifetime, given a big enough supply of the clocks.
Next up was the prospective Hanar scientist, Belan. He'd worked furiously on the clock and had ignored the multiple calls for the interview to start in favour of continuing with the examination. What was he doing there…
…Okay, that was strange. Revy was fairly sure the clock wasn't intended to glow. Not on its own.
Revy looked at the time of the interview. It'd been two days ago.
"Cortana, do me a favour and see if this …Belan is still on Mindoir?"
"Certainly." There was a minute pause, one more for Revy's sake rather than Cortana needing it. "They are. Their departure is set for tomorrow morning Landing time. Shall I schedule an interview? This time without your pet clock to distract them, perhaps?"
Revy didn't glare at any cameras. "Yes. An informal interview."
"They agree, and they are eager to meet. Would the day after tomorrow be fine? There's a slot in your afternoon schedule that was recently vacated."
"Yeah, that works. Thanks."
With that off her mind Revy directed her focus elsewhere, trusting Cortana to remind her when the next thing on the agenda came up.
…
"Dr Shepard, may I remind you of your upcoming interview with Belan?"
Revy was in the process of benching her weight. Or something like her weight, since it was just the bar, pseudo-weighing as much as her thanks to mass effect fields.
"What the what?" With but a thought the bar was its original weight. "Belan? Interview?"
"Indeed. You requested an interview with him after reviewing his job interview two days ago."
She wiped the sweat of her face. "He… was that Hanar fellow, right?"
"Quite.
They—"
Revy noted the slight emphasis Cortana put there, cheeky little VI it was.
"—requested a more expedient interview and I took the liberty to arrange it so. On an unrelated note, congratulations on exceeding your training regimen for the day. Shall I prepare a shower before the interview?"
Definitely too cheeky by half. She
really ought to get that AI license, just to be sure. It would be entirely in line with her accomplishments to—entirely accidentally—plant the seeds for an AI when programming her personal VI.
"Yes. I'll be there in a few."
…
Revy rose from her seat when the Hanar floated into her office.
"This One is delighted to be invited by the Shepherding One."
Scratch one for odd translation suite.
"Nice to meet you, Belan. I'd offer you a handshake, but I know that wouldn't end well for either of us, so… um, welcome." Revy had walked out from her desk and was about to offer a handshake when CASIE'd interrupted her with the prompt to not do that.
"This One appreciates the offer in the spirit it was given, Shepherding One. This One professes curiosity about the reasoning for this interview, if the question is permitted. It had planned to leave the Shepherding One's home planet and was surprised at your VI's invitation."
Revy had taken seat behind her desk again. She made a dismissive gesture.
"You'd piqued my curiosity."
"This One is honoured."
"Ah…" Revy fumbled. CASIE had interrupted her train of thought when it informed her of the Belan's substandard translation suite. A fact she'd cottoned on to by Belan's address for her. To compensate CASIE offered a variety of arm positions to clarify the meaning of her words.
"I was interested in your investigation of the…" she almost said
clock before stopping herself, "…
device offered to your before the interview."
The Hanar made a gesture with its tentacles CASIE helpfully subtitled as an inquisitive emoji.
"You seemed… rapt. What for?"
"Did not the Shepherding One ask This One to solve this riddle? How could it refuse that request?"
"To the degree of ignoring your interview?"
The hanar's confusion would have been obvious, even without CASIE's helpful emojis. "This One doesn't understand…"
Revy leaned forward, and then backward, and then made the accompanying arm gestures CASIE provided her to get her point across. "Look. You applied for a lab job. You won't have to deal with me on a day to day basis, rarely any scientist does. I… have an idea to what esteem your people hold me, but I'm just a girl tinkering in her lab. There's nothing religious about me. Hell, I don't
get most religions.
"What I'm trying to get at is, you can't drop everything because I say so, unless I explicitly tel you to drop everything. Right? Just imagine, there may be a point I ask your input on something, and you just discard your current work. Your coworkers have to pick up the slack, and maybe months of experiments are ruined. Worse comes to worst, lives are lost. I can't have that on my shoulders, and neither should you—or any hanar—put it there."
Silence followed, long enough to become uncomfortable for Revy, but CASIE indicated it wasn't for Belan, and that he was contemplating.
"This One… is shamed to have offended the Shepherding One. It was sent to the Shepherding One by the Illuminated Primacy itself, but it failed in its task. This One is but an… egg, not yet to hatch into the atmospheres. Its preparations were not sufficient, and it was hubris which led This One on its path. This One will do ask for forgiveness and do penance in the name of the Enkindlers, for it has failed Their emissary."
"Failing, Shmailing," Revy tossed out. "This was a tangent anyway.
"Belan, what caught my interest wasn't your zeal in following my 'order', but what you did. You're a biotic, I assume?"
"This One is versed in the biotic arts, yes, but it isn't an adherent. This one can float in the atmospheres but seconds without crutches of artifice. If the Shepherding One's interest lies therein, the Ridged Ones may teach you."
"Naa, I'm already getting classes in that. No, I was curious how you fiddled with your biotics at that intricate level. I mean, any half-wit can toss boxes biotically, but to move threads takes a steady hand. Tentacle. Whatever, you know what I mean."
"Ah, This One understands. It is not a teacher, and This One would never presume to advise the Shepherding One on their abilities, but This One found to use its biotic like a limb embiggened This One's understanding of it. What may be a small hammer can still be a big lever."
Revy leaned back, pondering that herself. With some effort she pulled herself back to reality.
"Belan, you never finished your interview. You can do so now, on one condition!"
"This One is eager to comply."
She focussed on the phrases and arm gestures CASIE offered, then continued. "As long as you work for me, my word has only the weight of my worldly position, not that of an…
emissary."
"This One thinks it understands, but… no, This One will think first and only after inquire for clarification."
"Well, you'll have your interview first, but then you can think, so sure, go ahead."
All the hanar's tentacles half rose, a gesture CASIE translated as
fluster.
"Now? This One isn't prepared!"
Revy grinned a smile that would be more appropriate on her mother's face on the battlefield than on a young woman heading one the bigger R&D companies of the galaxy. Though… maybe not.
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As you might expect, critique and comments
(and a freaking name) welcome.
If this qualifies for reward, here are the priorities:
- Anything that would thematically fit and happened to be not RP.
- QEC (part 2 of this omake will make the connection obvious)
- Iron Man II
- General RP pool.
As said above, another part in the making. Still need to technobabble the shite out of it.