The Varren Pit
Part 2
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Given the amount of very smart people Revy employed and her insane work schedule, it was understandable that the Varren Pit could be kept hidden from her for years. Given how much smarter Revy was than anyone else, combined with the peak human treatments, personalised VI and her advanced neural interface that let her monitor the entire P.I. complex in Landing, it was inevitable that she would find it.
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It was during one of those treatments, ghosting through the security cameras and systems (being recognised all the time as
the Revy Shepard was great of course, but sometimes you needed to lurk
*bzzt* er, people-watch - thank you CASIE) that she spotted Conrad angrily whispering into his omnitool. Oddity number one. He was never angry. Disappointed, sure, especially when she had to move on to drop her science upon the next group, but not like this. Curiosity overtook her and she switched on the camera's microphone.
"...repeatedly told you that bipedal AI mechs are a recipe for disaster - Com: Attach ShepardYMIRBoom1.vid, GethFullHistory.db, Com: End - and I will
keep posting this until you get it!" *sigh* "Com: Post Varrenpit." Oddity number two: The message was encrypted (open-source, not the in-house solution, weird) and being sent along a hidden port, until she almost lost track of it in the research cluster. Telling Cortana to listen for omnitool message alerts in the labs in the next minute and take pictures of anyone checking them, she focused until responses with the same encryption came flooding back out hundreds of times over. It
was a little disappointing that they weren't trusting her clearly superior implementation. If her employees thought that she was such a poor engineer that she'd leave an exploitable backdoor in any of her products, she'd send the Arc Reactor plans to the Batarians.
Oddity three: They weren't just going to the labs, but all over the campus. Some to the security complex, some to the Factories, some even to the extranet. Cortana chose that moment to drop 341 matches in her inbox. Looking over it revealed a comprehensive spread of all of P.I.'s employees, with numbers of past accesses using the same port highest around a few of the laboratories. What the- Gaver Dor was part of this!
She was pretty sure she knew what was going on - scuttlebutt and gossip grew like a fungus anywhere you had humans and a network - and yet could not help feeling a little stir of indignation. They were talking science, and they hadn't invited her! Was she really so unapproachable as a boss? Well... given her unbelievable fame, wealth and smarts, quite probably. (She should implement an internal bulletin board sometime.)
It was time for some advanced lurking.
*bzzt*
Dammit, let me have that one. 'CASIE, off.'
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ZenithaRed [metamaterials] Post count: 1
Hiya, Conrad introduced me. New hire, so you wouldn't have seen me round, but I have some experience in metamaterials and PI superalloys, and I think can weigh in on the whole mecha thing. I've even flown in a Legionary!
ScienceEnergy [mass effect fields] Post count: 7191
It's like watching a baby toddle across a firing range. *grabs popcorn*
VernierVerner [particle physics] Post count: 12006
Welcome to the thread, Zenitha!
TruthMatters [xenobiology] Post count: 2095
Greetings. Hopeful of raising standard of discussion. Really need economist or military strategist though.
Erin P. Kol [biotics][Revy fanclub][star poster] Post count: 170069
Allah, protect her.
Ymir [software][star poster] Post count: 189033
*sigh* I'm going to need citations before I even listen to you.
Miya2 [arc reactors] Post count: 1032
Yeah, you almost have to be a 99.9th percentile genius to post here. Sometimes it's difficult to keep up, but it's so interesting.
Hurtmann [ParSec] Post count: 442
We've gone over this how many times? It's self-evident humans aren't going to be entirely replaced in the battlefield paradigm anytime soon, not least for 'sapient-in-the-middle' reasons.
DaBiggest [terraforming] Post count: 54
With irritation: did you forget I was here, as well as the drone swarm that has been doing so well for ParSec? You should know better. Polite greeting: Welcome.
SalmonChanted [H.R.][moderator] Post count: 952
I don't recall any new hires. And why would someone off the superalloys team ever have the chance to fly in a Legionary?
Oops. That was the problem with being a naturally honest person - terrible at lying. Her inappropriately-skilled persona blundering in to troll in just the right way was being countered by the smart (and cautious) people she'd hired. Curse her genius!
They were still waiting for an answer and they were suspicious. The introduction was genuine enough (note: Conrad needed a refresher on social engineering and network security), but it might kill the community if she unmasked. Should she? Shouldn't she?
She really wanted to get in on this, though. Browsing through was like peeking under a rock and finding an anthill where every PI product and service was ripped apart, recombined and repurposed to make the company stronger. It was actually a little creepy how well they could predict her whims, even ones she hadn't thought of yet. Imagine how well they could do when a true expert in everything joined in.
When she put it like that, it was no choice at all. She sent a command to Cortana to change one small thing in her settings.
ZenithaRed [P.I. founder] Post count: 2
You caught me. Interesting place you've got here.
Erin P. Kol [biotics][Revy fanclub][star poster] Post count: 170070
No. Way.
Ymir [software][star poster] Post count: 189034
I don't believe you. The real Revy would never cave after just a bit of pressure.
ZenithaRed [P.I. founder] Post count: 3
Maybe I wanted to be nice and honest. But by all means, keep digging.
Miya2 [arc reactors] Post count: 1033
If a girl has the brass to claim to be Revy herself in Pedant Central, she'd better provide proof. Just saying.
Bundamin [organic chemistry] Post count: 233
It's obvious it isn't her, she's currently in her little pod having her Sirtis treatment.
ZenithaRed [P.I. founder] Post count: 4
Hello Bundamin. Since you seem to know a lot, remind me what an Advanced Neural Interface can do. Oh and the difference between Sirtis disease genemodding and P.I. Peak Human treatments. P.S. I like your "Shepard is a bitch" thread. Having only 7 replies in a year? Independent verification that I am either the sweetest boss in the history of humankind or the scariest. Which one would you like me to be today?
VernierVerner [particle physics] Post count: 12007
Yeah, it's her. I kinda knew already. Brought her in because I thought this thread needed killing and, well, who better?
ZenithaRed [P.I. founder] Post count: 5
Wait, what? HOOOWWW!
Miya2 [arc reactors] Post count: 1034
Conrad! Er. Hi, Shepard.
ScienceEnergy [mass effect fields] Post count: 7192
*munching popcorn intensifies*
VernierVerner [particle physics] Post count: 12008
I deliberately used voice to have that argument in the nearest lab to your office. (I usually use haptic.) I knew you were doing your machine ghost thing, we're in a bit of a lull, you have a habit of using representative names and we haven't had any new posters in this thread for months - the barrier to entry is too high. I then fed your previous posting habits the few times we tested the ANI game interface into my VI's statistics package, which gave 41% probability that you would post in the largest thread and weigh in, with increasing odds over time you'd reveal yourself. I didn't think you'd give yourself away on the second post, though.
Pretty cool, huh? I had the idea from that network security seminar you made us take. That social engineering stuff was fascinating.
TruthMatters [xenobiology] Post count: 2096
Incredible. Social incompetent trumped the genius. Must check if gravity still works. ... Does. Is real.
ZenithaRed [P.I. founder] Post count: 6
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Conrad, I am both amazed and alarmed. We'll take this to PM.
ZenithaRed [P.I. founder] Post count: 7
Everyone else, you can relax. This place isn't going to be shut down - not even the bitch thread. I'll respond when summoned to science the shit out of something, but use the Revy genius sparingly, OK? I'm still busy as hell.
I will suggest that everyone read the thread I'm going to post on bias of expertise, domain-specific knowledge, ettiquette and limitations of text-based mediums.
In the meantime, I think you should move this over to a dedicated server and the in-house encryption. You know, from the same people who made the black-boxing i.e. me? I can guarantee that there are no backdoors whatsoever. That'd just be bad science, and I HATE bad science. Hint hint.
Dr. Revy Shepard, signing out... for now.