The Longest 40 Seconds
Your mind races as the ship shakes again, is they anything you can do? There's no way you can do anything electronically the ranges involved are just too great. The squad in Legionary armor wouldn't do a thing in compared to a warship and the two Tigers you have left are just as irrelevant. As your mind races your hear a humming beginning... your parents are singing? Whatever, that's not important maybe if you...
Your Omni-tool blinks with an update. The seven Legionary suits and the two remaining Tiger IFVs in the hold had long since been linked into the Chestnut's network, as you had programmed them to back before the trip began, and were sending you a constant stream of updates as they used their superior VIs to assist the Chestnut's own fire control, navigation, and electronic warfare suites. The EW suite in particular seems to be doing a fairly good job throwing off the aim of the enemy GARDIAN lasers, and good thing too or the Chestnut would already be dead in space.
You can feel your mind race into its usual cacophony of contradictory suggestions. It had always been this way for you: it wasn't so much that you were good at multitasking so much as you felt like you had a crowd of people arguing with each other rattling around in your skull. The engineer in you wants to collect data on the EW program, maybe figure out how to make it work even better. The warrior in you wants to jump in a suit and take the fight to the enemy. The CEO in you is running through a list of people who could be responsible for this outrage and wants to plan out how to target their economic constraints. The scientist in you wants to analyze the data coming from the sensors, maybe identify a weakness in the attackers. The part of you that still remembered other people on occasion, the part you had labeled "fem-Shep", wants to simultaneously curl up in a ball and run to Mom, or Dad, or Brian. All of you quickly come to the conclusion that there is actually nothing you could do.
In a beat you could feel your heart stop, then start fluttering like a hummingbird. Nothing? Nothing?! Suddenly the safety harness that holds you in place feels much less like a safety feature and much more like a straitjacket. No, there has to be something, anything, some option that just hasn't occurred to you. You are freaking Revy Shepard, official smartest person in every room you have ever been in; there is no way you are just out of freaking options.
Maybe you could remote-deploy a suit, or a Tiger? No, that's absurd: the ranges and maneuverability of the frigates would make even the Tiger look like a drunken duck in space.
Maybe you could hack the enemy frigates? A quick glance shows the EW suites were way ahead of you, that the two Wuni frigates had already been hacked through their cheap comm gear, and that the hack was a waste of effort, since the hack couldn't get anywhere in either ships' systems. A quick flash from your engineering side reminds you that most cheap "Terminus" frigates are cheap precisely because nothing connects to anything else, making all the components easier to build, install, and service, with the downside that nothing talks to anything else. Ironically, this makes the Terminus frigate much less vulnerable to hacking than anything fielded by a Citadel species.
Quickly you begin to realize that your plans are becoming more and more outlandish, and more and more likely to be worse than doing nothing, so you force yourself to stop thinking about the problem. As the ship continues to shake and rattle, you start berating yourself. How could you have gotten into this situation? You should have had escorts, more guards, scouting parties, advanced intel! You should have better tech, like your own super-secure space yacht! You should have been making more allies, both in the Alliance and out, so more people would be looking out for you! Y-you should be sitting with Brian, holding him one, last, t-
In a familiar wave of retained heat, you can feel your body enter an FTL-class Mass Effect field: the Chestnut had made it to safety. The small part of you that wants to breathe a sigh of relief is ruthlessly slapped down, however. After all, you still haven't solved the damn problem yet, that you are still as helpless as the day the Batarians came. No, worse: this time you did nothing, and had to be saved by other people, practically by random chance!
A brief wave of claustrophobia forces you to slap open your safety harness before the captain even announces that you were at FTL, and you are only barely able to keep from hyperventilating or otherwise advertising to the world how distressed you still are. A quick glance down shocks you, as you realize you had only been in that chair for a total of 40 seconds; it had felt like hours to you, and you could still hear the once familiar, even cozy, cacophony in your head demanding to know: what do you do now?