Plus all the cake from the parties they probably have every time they get something on the Spy Wishlist...
ok now I can't help but imagine Taylor acting like......wait no I gotta put this into words.
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Omake: Latest in Spy Fashion
The team from the C.I.A that had been sent to Gravitec in order to field test some equipment didn't really know what to make of their current situation.
After entering the Gravitec complex they had been sucked by one of the waste containers and fell down through a tunnel stopping on a three seat, luxurious sofa.
In the futuristic looking office, seated behind a long desk was the Prime Asset, aka Taylor Hebert...although instead of the lab coat she normally wore whenever she had been working she was wearing a black, 3 piece business suit with a black tie and her hair done in a no nonsense bun.
-Gentlemen and lady, I thank you for offering to field test the new equipment that your organization has requested.....I have read your dossiers and the information on the target and place where the mission will take place. So, Mr Stone, Mr Reston, Mrs Lance, shall we?-
The wall behind Taylor lit up as the desk opened in the middle with an hydraulic hiss. Lifting an assortment of....mundane items?
-Miss Hebert....I hope that appearances can be deceiving in this case?- asked agent John Stone with his partners, Clive Reston, looking at the items with curiosity while Dinah Laurel Lance looked like she was in a candy store.
Taylor gave the Agent a small smile while getting up and taking the first item displayed.
-For your mission I have prepared the All Weather Umbrella, capable of deflecting bullets and Blaster powers ranking at least to 6.
For the lady, we have the Ice Queen Perfume, handle with care, this is stronger than Liquid Nitrogen, do not worry though, the bottle is almost indestructible.
Next for the three of you, the Ascending Ascot Cable, hidden inside this seemingly normal tie is a cable that can be used to attach to a metallic surface via a hook at the end, which can then be used to climb or scale a building or surface. The cable is deployed by pressing in the bottom tip of the tie. Do try to not touch it in public.
Moving on, the 24-hour Extra-Power All-Day Adhesive Hair Spray, believe me, Confoam has nothing on this.
In case of having to do a rapid escape, the Eyelash Curler Catapult. The name is self explanatory....also make sure to have a landing strategy ready before use
And the piece de resistance, the Lipstick Taser, just uncap, point and press the button of the case. The current can be adjusted by how much lipstick is revealed.-
The three members of the C.I.A could not really believe their eyes, they knew that Tinker where bullshit, but this girl wasn't one...so it was a bit amazing to see what amounted to fictional spy gear. Taylor touched a button and another compartment opened revealing two black pocket watches and a compact mirror.
-Finally, these are your X-Watches and the X-Powder. Among its features their primary function is to serve as Communicators and phones. Other functions include allowing users to instantly change their outfits to catsuit for infiltration and to any disguise you may think of, the invisibility cloak, hacking tools, DNA recognition, hands-free capability, which literally allows them to levitate, multiple data window projection function; and a "shiny skin protector", which detects when the user's face gets extra sweaty.......what do you think?- Asked Taylor with a sly smirk pleased at the gobsmacked expressions of the three agents. Who would have though remembering of the times she had played super spies when she was a little girl would bring so many good ideas.
Agent Lance did not, in fact, squee in glee.
AN: let's see how many get the references.
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