Distance Learning for fun and profit...

Big reply time now that I've caught up with my own thread! :) This may be quite long, so if you're hoping for a chapter, sorry to disappoint. Rest assured that more will be along fairly soon.

Firstly, I did answer some questions similarly posed on SB, and someone else has already put that answer here. You may wish to refer to it first.

Secondly, I'll answer some specific questions because I find them worth the effort, but I'll point out that they may already have been answered by the above exposition ;)

How here's a question for people (not mppi; where's the fun in that?):
In this chapter (and a previous one, I think) it mentions Contessa having issues. But there was also mention of a mysterious, unnamed woman with a hat at Taylor's examination and threatening Kaiser. Is Contessa playing games with Lexie, or do we just automatically assume any nameless woman with a hat is her and there's someone else involved?

You are not cleared for that information, I'm afraid.

So, she's duplicating the trick where she hides her gadgetry in an old cell phone.
She can only do that so many times before it becomes suspicious in its own right, though, and she starts looking like a Rob Liefeld character with pouches everywhere...

"Taylor? Yeah, she's that weird girl that collects cell phones. She's got, like a dozen or so strapped onto her."

:D Yeah, it's not something she can do too many times, although I know quite a few people who routinely carry two phones, and at least one who has three, for entirely valid reasons. In this case, though, they're good test bed platforms, and the long term goal would be to shoehorn in several of her inventions into a single device, but that's two or three generations down the line.

I find it a little odd that DARPA don't appear even slightly suspicious of the same things Rebecca is, namely that even if Taylor isn't a parahuman, there's something missing from the picture.
Especially since as I understand it she didn't actually figure out how the power supplied for gravity tech worked until some way into things.

Then again, once they find out she can reverse engineer tinkertech to a level that would make Dragon jealous, that becomes the simplest explanation. It's also quite possible they're aware she's working on tinkertech as a side hobby of sorts.

Her subspace stuff is key to everything one way or the other, and while it was some time post antigravity that she finally worked out the power source, she'd come up with the comms idea entirely by herself over a year before that. It's causing problems for some Shards :)

Legitimately surprised that the president isn't a meat puppet for Cauldron. And yeah, Lexy will probably do something bad - superiority of parahumans is the key to survival after all. In their opinion at least.

They do have a very specific blind spot in this area, which isn't doing Rebecca any favors. However, it's also not easy or indeed safe to try Mastering the President, since one can legitimately assume that people in that position would have a LOT of expertise surrounding them looking for exactly that sort of thing. To do it successfully for years would require suborning the entirely of the Secret Service for a start, and probably most of the higher ups in the Military. It would be a massive risk, very difficult to pull off, and could backfire horribly sooner or later.

than what's in that folder

Thanks, fixed.

  1. The whole point is that tinker tech isn't normally reversible (and the story is exploring what if someone were smart enough to do it anyway). However, the original tech was based on someone's actual understanding of physics, and the Shards themselves also use advanced physics regardless of how tinker tech actually now works (which is to say, it's moot if the tech is basically the original alien tech with a wrong recipe given out and secretly fixed by the Shard, or is being entirely emulated by the Shard). She's simply so smart that she can see what the technology was intended to do as well as the original creators could, even past all the decoys, emulation, and black-boxing. The stuff she complains about is probably that very fakery and decoy circuitry, for that matter.
  2. Cauldron is correct that no one they have or know about (since they don't have any rare geniuses--take that as you will :p--and because capes have been purposely rendered unable to do so as well) can replicate tinker tech. Again, that's the point.
  3. Cauldron is normally more effective. It's just that they've been caught on the back foot by a major need-to-know barrier in a section of the government that they probably never cared about or infiltrated, because up to now, normal people were irrelevant to the actual important parts of the story. Furthermore, it's also entirely reasonable that they think it's a cape (as noted in the below comment) but it's also noteworthy that if they admit that said person might NOT be a cape, they lose any possible excuse of jurisdiction that they claim they have. It's thus impossible for them to back down on this.
  4. They've also been neutered by a certain source of Thinker fog (I've written at least two different posts in detail on why this is probably the case, but long story short, she's getting out-of-context knowledge over a path that is either incidentally or intentionally invisible to parahumans.) that has apparently affected the Path enough that Contessa can't actually ask who is behind this. AFAIK, to find out, she'd have to actually go there (at which point her power goes "Banana Banana Rutabaga!" or her power would have to scry that area... with much the same results).
  5. Alexandria is NOT Tattletale (or a "Tinker 4" for that matter; she's a Thinker :D). She's good with cold reading and has a perfect memory, but she can't pull information out of thin air that well. I imagine all the suits there are probably trained to have matchless poker faces, and most of them were probably smugging at her the whole time rather than thinking really hard "THE PERSON YOU WANT IS..."
  6. The above assumes that no one already suspects her to be a cape, which is entirely possible since the government is actually competent here and may even be hinting at this sort of knowledge in a few places.

All of this, yes ⬆

A lot of fans of Worm consider Cauldron invincible and all knowing. They really aren't :)

They're not entirely stupid, I fully agree, but they are very tunnel-visiony and locked into a mindset that's not very flexible as far as I can see. And in this case RCB is getting pissy that she's not simply getting her own way, since she's used to that, and she's also so used to it always being a Parahuman that she can't really grasp that sometimes, it really is lupus isn't a parahuman.

Tinker tech also doesn't make sense. Because most of the 'device' isn't even in the 'device', it's in another dimension and 90% of it is probably altering the device in real time with portals to give the finger to maintenance and reverse engineering.

That is one interpretation of it. It's not mine :)

lol I think it's just a more advanced form of her hand held shard detector she accidentally made and we saw in a earlier chapter when she went to Acadia XD

Yes, she's got the hand held one, but has also built a much more complex system that's logging all subspace activity in a large area around Brockton Bay, in an attempt to understand the intriguing relationship between Parahumans and subspace...

On another note, I'm insterested in people's thoughts on whether what Taylor is doing is plagiarism.

The core of everything Taylor has done is, in some ways, her copying the works of others and letting everyone believe she's come up with it on her own.

Which is almost sad, because from there she's made some incredible discoveries and inventions of her own. I doubt it will end badly, because that's not the kind of story MpPiPlayer writes, but this is the kind of thing that could ruin someone's entire career if it came out the wrong way.

No, it's not plagarism.

Plagarism is very much taking someone's work without alteration and passing it off as your own. She isn't doing that at all.

What she did was to invent, from scratch, the theory behind subspace, extend that to subspace communications, extend that to practical engineering of a functional subspace communicator, and build one from spare parts. Having done that she located an extraterrestrial broadcast, decoded it into video and ultimately audio from first principles, and began learning certain fundamental data from it.

This required her to, without external aid, work out how the alien math was presented, including working in a different number base, derive all the relevant underlying concepts, then use that to understand the theory of gravitation being demonstrated. From there she derived her own variant theory, extended that to functional engineering principles to produce a working reference frame regenerator, including hardware and software, and successfully built one.

The data she's gathered from both her subspace theories and her gravity theories have now let her work out how Squealer's tinkertech actually works, which Squealer certainly doesn't know, and it's debatable if the Shard who's behind it knows either. And she not only understands it well enough to duplicate the effect, but improve it so it works properly :)

No, it's not plagiarism at all. She's not just copying wholesale someone else's ideas, she's inspired by them and working out how to do it herself and do it in a completely repeatable and explainable way. It's no more plagiarism than teaching someone about multiphase electricity and claiming that if they subsequently invent a polyphase linear motor they've stolen the idea.

She's a busy little thing and quite bright :D

You're forgetting that the leaders of cauldron are Dr Mother, who literally came from a feudal society and thinks the multiverse doesn't really exist (according to fanon, anyway) and Contessa, who is completely controlled by her power and who Eden may be influencing despite her ongoing case of princess bride syndrome. Clear thinking is not presently attending.

Indeed.

Further, Taylor still can't translate what is being said. As such she is having to extrapolate the SCIENCE using earth materials and her own understanding of math, physics, and SCIENCE. This in turn leads her to (probably) making discoveries unrelated to the Program's content.

Very much this, yes.

I just feel like everything great she's building is based on the lie that she invented this with no help. But maybe it's becoming a smaller and smaller lie in comparision to everything else she's doing, and you're likely right that no-one else could do what she can do.

She's not lied at all. She's come up with a theory based on other work she's learned about which is not identical to that, but was triggered by learning about it. She merely hasn't yet mentioned that she's watching ETPBS because she's rightfully a little concerned that when people find out they'll go a bit strange and she's got SCIENCE to do :)

Taylor probably couldn't have achieved what she has without that alien program to give her something to build on; but nobody else could have achieved what she has with that program.

She could probably have come up with the gravity theory independently eventually if she'd thought about it. Her subspace theory is key to that and a lot of other things too. But it would undeniably have taken longer.

So did Legend use Doormaker to get to BB or fly? I thought he was going to take a brief short flight. Then again using Doormaker would be more private.

He used a door, because...

Also, he might have been at Cauldron's base when told to go to Brockton Bay, so he'd have had to use Doormaker to get back to to Earth Bet at all.

...of this.

It's not that Cauldron doesn't do their best. It's that their best is (perhaps practically and certainly morally) worse than doing nothing at all.

All too true for the most part, yes.

Having PRT portrayed as incompetent and every other government agency as hypercompetent is really divergent from what happens in reality and is jarring to me while reading this. They all hire from the same pool of people, they have different charters and every one of them is headed by people who want to grow their fiefdom and they compete with each other in areas they overlap.

I'd personally put it as the other agencies not being hypercompetent, but competent. Worm portrays basically everyone as so disfunctional that they'd probably be unable to function at all. In real life there is a certain minimum level of competence that you'd need to actually get to the position where you're, for example, the Director of a PRT outpost, and stay there, but in canon there's very little evidence of this pretty much everywhere. The setting relies on everyone being twits, really. Even a normal level of sensibility would have prevented many of the horrible things that happened in the story.

One can assume that this is partly Wildbow having a real problem with any form of authority, and the story requiring all Parahumans to be far outside the ability of non-Parahuman people to handle in any way at all, which certainly isn't the case if you think about it. Cauldron also work on this basis and discount anything which isn't Parahuman as useless, something that's not helping them very much right now :)

DARPA is a research group, not a military operations group. DIA is the military organization most likely to be involved in making sure military things remain secret mostly from foreign entities. FBI cares about internal security, CIA mostly external. FBI gets real pissy when CIA works internally. PRT is supposed to be an equal level group involved in knowing everything about parahumans. All these groups rotate personal between them and compete for the best. PRT is no better or no worse than any of the others.

In theory this would be true for the most part, yes. Based on canon it basically isn't. The PRT are certainly not incompetent but they are very biased towards thinking and working in specific ways. Not all of these ways are helpful.

In this chapter we saw a normal charter competition. Becky knows a parahuman is involved and is unwilling to take the word of a competing organization that the person isn't parahuman due to the extreme unlikelihood of that being true. Most likely a thinker if tinker restrictions are not in the stuff produced. They are deliberately keeping information from her that she feels entitled to know and she has the security clearance as a department head to actually know. They are all playing power games and so far their common boss is siding against her. She won't stop pushing.

She believes a parahuman is involved because that's how her mind and her experience works, and she can't bring herself to think outside the box. At least partly this would be a result of her own powers, I'd assume :)

And she may feel entitled to know this information, but she's wrong. She's been told she's wrong. There are levels of Top Secret clearance and she doesn't have the right specific level to know any more than what she's been told, which is that the matter is the purview of another agency and not hers. When the people who are at least in theory in a superior position tell you this, the correct response is to say "I understand" and drop the matter, regardless of your personal desires.

Dragon figures out how to replicate other tinkertech, not turn it into real technology. In other words, her stuff is just as black boxed as every other tinker's crap, its just vastly higher quality because she has better manufacturing equipment and more resources with which to build her tinkertech out of.

Exactly, yes.

Remember that Taylor had no audio track. She had no way to read any text. She managed to work out the math herself, based on what she saw using the alien mathmatical notations. She also had no way of knowing what the parts shown in the program were, or what they did. Just the knowledge of what the device did when completed, IE float in the air. She didn't however have information on WHY it floated in the air or how it does so. That she worked out on her own over the course of several months.

This isn't a case of Taylor being given the schematics and science behind it on a silver platter then her claiming it's her own work. It actually is her own work. Her device may well not even work the same way as the one in the educational program.

Correct.

Personally, my headcanon is still that the PTV shard is actually a monkey's paw. It gives the worst possible technically successful result for the user.
Eden dies specifically because she got distracted using it, and as soon as it gets loose to Countessa she starts on the path of terrible descisions.

I could easily believe this :) It certainly fits the evidence so far...

Let's not forget that the bulk of her receiver before transferring the signal to her computer for decoding is built up from vacuum tube technology. We don't even know for certain if she could have successfully duplicated that setup in solid state with her level of knowledge and available parts at the time. Her initial breakthrough was working out how to detect a subspace transmission, and she's been loosely deriving everything using that information to crack the math behind the physics of her favorite alien show.

It wouldn't surprise me if it turns out that the only reason Taylor could crack the gravitics side of the show was that her subspace work had already pointed her in the right direction.

Again, yes, this is true.

Yes, DARPA has evidence. They haven't shown that evidence to RCB. She cannot judge based on what she cannot see.
Actually they did provide the evidence with the results of the medical testing, RCB even points to it when she complains that it had been reacted to the point that she couldn't identify the person or persons tested, which they rightly point out is the point.
The fact they had good reasons not to give her the information does not change the fact that she cannot act on information not provided.

But she can act on it.

She can accept that a superior in the government has told her, "No, you are not cleared for anything more than what you see there, people above your pay grade are satisfied that it's not relevant to your remit, so drop it. Thank you for your cooperation. Dismissed."

She may not like this, but as long as she's maintaining the fiction that the PRT is an agency of the Federal government, that's entirely irrelevant, and she has no real choice but to deal with it. That's how it works :)

Question: Will first contact be made eventually?

Yes.

Probably.

I think.

🤔

Perhaps :)

He forgot to advise don't lick the antimatter or kick the containment unit.

"Could you please stop shooting at the thermonuclear device?"

think paul started in Taylor Varga

Good old Mr Foot :D

At that point I couldn't find his name anywhere, and gave him one. It seems to have spread... ;)

The standard response in a few groups I frequent is "Don't Like, Don't Read and stop complaining"

Indeed. The only viable advice you can give in such circumstances.

Amazing how many people don't like it ;)
 
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Personally, my headcanon is still that the PTV shard is actually a monkey's paw. It gives the worst possible technically successful result for the user.
Eden dies specifically because she got distracted using it, and as soon as it gets loose to Countessa she starts on the path of terrible descisions.

My headcanon is a little different, but close to yours. Where mine diverges is the concept of "garbage in, garbage out."

My interpretation is that Eden's death wasn't because PtV couldn't warn her about it, it was because when she got it she gave it the starting premise of "the Cycle has safely started. What's happening ten years down the road?"

The actual words, from Interlude 29:

This entity sees new possibilities, now. Not simply conflict, but philosophy and psychology. Imagination. It is in these new patterns of thought that it can see a possibility for the future. Its partner takes on some of its duties as it digs into the libraries of information to see how it might put it into practice.

It can use its strengths, the Warrior's strengths, and the host's natures to explore new ideas and tactics for approaching the endpoint.

Already, this entity is forming a model, a simulacrum of the host species, mapping out how things might unfold. While the Warrior is preparing to shed its shards and litter the world, this entity is plotting a strategic approach.

It cannot make out what form it or the other entity will take, but it can still view the situation in part. It sets the criteria for an optimal future, for optimal study, and then it looks to a future that matches this criteria.
(emphasis mine)

The problem I headcanon Eden ran face-first (sorry-not-sorry) was that she didn't make the start point from where she was. If she had the first step would have been "SLOW THE F*CK DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU UNIMAGINATIVE SPACE WORM."

Contessa I hand a different problem, based on what happens just before Eden get shanked. Eden nerfs PtV to be unable to model Entities or Endbringers or the shards of same that aren't flagged for gen pop distribution (hence why Eidolon is a blind spot, he's got a power that wasn't supposed to be hosted).

But when the blade kept coming, Eden dropped a last little whammy, wherein all paths extended out past several years will turn into a snarl of conflicting steps, disguising the eventual failure of all paths. Headcanon says this is why the fact that all those people they'd dosed and dumped developing a real hate for Cauldron never got flagged as an issue needing fixing, as most of them were perfectly pathable.
 
You know, speaking of Mr. Foot Legend showing up in Brockton Bay, I'm sure that there are going to be some very unimpressed people (who have some very impressive titles) who realize that just after snubbing the Director of the PRT that the Leader of the Protectorate practically immediately showed up there looking into something that both people know by this point is none of their business.

...as in those people might start talking about threatening legal action and sanctions against both the PRT and Protectorate (mind, I said "start talking about threatening" which, by itself is empty talk, but it also is a message that the proverbial gloves are close to coming off).
 
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This may be quite long, so if you're hoping for a chapter, sorry to disappoint.
Um... you do realize that these posts are equally good right?
You are not cleared for that information, I'm afraid.
Lizard troll gonna troll and deny spoilers(I need it for my F1 car damnit).
In theory this would be true for the most part, yes. Based on canon it basically isn't. The PRT are certainly not incompetent but they are very biased towards thinking and working in specific ways. Not all of these ways are helpful.
So, confirmation bias then. Noted.
She believes a parahuman is involved because that's how her mind and her experience works, and she can't bring herself to think outside the box. At least partly this would be a result of her own powers, I'd assume :)
Said earlier.
Yes.

Probably.

I think.

🤔

Perhaps :)
I repeat: Troll lizard gonna troll.
"Could you please stop shooting at the thermonuclear device?"
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Although how would one manage to lick antimatter without it instantly being destroyed before you can lick it?(Ignoring doing so at sufficient velocity)
EDIT: If you are wondering about the licking part, take a look at mp3.1415player's quote.
 
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My own idea for PtV is that it was intended as a honeypot trap to kill Eden and Scion; and that the main issue that Cauldron had was one of mismatched ideas.

Basically, both Cauldron and PtV agree that Scion needs to die. The conflict comes from Cauldron viewing Scion's death as an important step for "Saving Humanity". For PtV, Scion's death is the goal. And it seems to be using everything at its disposal to make that happen.

Thus, you have Cauldron frustrated by what seems like a monkey's paw in stopping the end of the world; while PtV is a worker who's constantly interrupted by a gaggle of Karens snapping their fingers at it because they aren't getting precisely what they asked for.
 
Although how would one manage to lick antimatter without it instantly being destroyed before you can lick it?(Ignoring doing so at sufficient velocity)
Well, there's a simple answer to this: be made of antimatter yourself. Or dark matter, which as I understand it shouldn't interact explosively with antimatter, or indeed in any other ways than gravity and licking.
 
But how is the antimatter supposed to get out of containment(implied to be normal(for us) matter)?
 
Good old Mr Foot :D

At that point I couldn't find his name anywhere, and gave him one. It seems to have spread...

Wildbow claims, apparently, that Legend's real name is mentioned twice in Worm. Of course, the only reference to that name in Worm or it's sequel I can find is the wiki entry. Said wiki has a link to Wildbow claiming the name is in Worm... But no evidence of where the name appears.

are you crazy? nine dimensions minimum.

No, that's insane. Clearly she plays Terssseractris (Tetris with tetronominos formed out of 4 tesseracts in various formations played within a tesseract play field)

EDIT: Other people tend to get a headache when watching Taylor play her game, and swear the image is somehow poking out of the screen. Vista on the other hand asked for a copy of the program, and plays it quite often. The two of them have a running high score contest going on.
 
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Taylor will build her own custom phone that's a pocket supercomputer and install a heavily modded copy of Minecraft, along with Kerbal Space Program.
 
Cue her figuring out how to use subspace to boost computation(and also inadvertently stumbling on the same method that shards use for computation).
 
<jk>Listen, I go diving in FOOF, bungee jumping into singularities(gravitational and other wise), trigger false vacuum collapses, work with anomalous cognitohazards and etc. Racing is very much on the bottom of the list of dangerous things that I do.--If you still can't tell, all of the above is a joke. Also related to a setting that I am working on. If you have questions, open up a conversation with me as to not clog up the thread
So why?:cry:</jk>
 
Indeed. The only viable advice you can give in such circumstances.

Amazing how many people don't like it ;)
Agreed. Although, the issue might lie in a bit of ambiguous phrasing there:
The standard response in a few groups I frequent is "Don't Like, Don't Read and stop complaining"
See, it's supposed to be "(Don't like) --> ((Don't read,) and (stop complaining.))
But, because you forgot the comma, it's
(Don't like) --> (Don't read and stop complaining).
Since they're told to "don't ... stop complaining" the result is quite apparent. :D

I'm sure this is the real problem and not that everyone on the internet is either rude or also rude but of the opinion that they have a valid opinion. :p
Personally, my headcanon is still that the PTV shard is actually a monkey's paw. It gives the worst possible technically successful result for the user.
Eden dies specifically because she got distracted using it, and as soon as it gets loose to Countessa she starts on the path of terrible descisions.
I see that you enjoy this thread too.

I've never actually put those facts together before, but this makes all too much sense to me as well.

It would be funny to see a short story where Contessa produces a huge number of really stupid ideas before hitting the one that started canon worm. :rofl:
 
>1k words is a mild argument or a short omake.

>5k words is a chapter.

>20k words is a decently long chapter
>1k words is a mild argument or a short omake. Fifteen minute read.

>5k words is a chapter. One Hour read.

>20k words is a decently long chapter. Six-seven hours read.

>40k words is a wonderfully long chapter. Ten-twelve hours read.
fixed :whistle:
 
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