Raved Thrad
Your Friendly Neighborhood Curmudgeon
- Location
- The Other Side of the Screen
That actually makes for a wonderful image. Can't get it out of my head now.
Garreon
Paldean Top Champion
- Location
- Mesagoza, Paldea
Well, if you ask anyone in EB, I think they prefer to pay the property damage than to deal with the Murderhobos any longer
tell me I'm wrong though? The director is going to do her best Pissed off Becca impression and rip it off.
1:20, just like that but the full beard
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And the Assmaster jumps to another self serving conclusion again.......foiled by that pesky teenager.
Carol's smile has to be as large as the Grinch by now.🤣😂
Sophia you can run but you'll just die/get captured tired.
Heal Sophia, don't grow her hair back, I'm petty like that.
They really need a Thor's Hammer icon.
NOOOOOOOOOOO Bonesaw! Taylor's lucky she's not a unicorn this time or she'd have two tweens on her case.
Carol's smile has to be as large as the Grinch by now.🤣😂
Sophia you can run but you'll just die/get captured tired.
Heal Sophia, don't grow her hair back, I'm petty like that.
They really need a Thor's Hammer icon.
NOOOOOOOOOOO Bonesaw! Taylor's lucky she's not a unicorn this time or she'd have two tweens on her case.
Raved Thrad
Your Friendly Neighborhood Curmudgeon
- Location
- The Other Side of the Screen
The scene I had playing in my head involved her giving him a tinkertech hair growth compound, saying it was on orders from the image department (it is, but she ordered them to do it). He comes in with a wonderful growth of facial hair, and then she steps up, unlimbers a knife, and then yanks him down by the beard to shear it off with the knife. Not quite a scalping, but I'm sure it's gonna hurt almost as much.
Garreon
Paldean Top Champion
- Location
- Mesagoza, Paldea
....Nice, very nice.....so anyone up for omakes? Because I would love a series of omakes in which Piggot has to keep Armsmaster from doing stupid things 24/7 and that is the reason things are so bad in BB, it's either the gangs or Armsmaster building a doohikey that would crater 75% of the city, all because efficiency and riding the city of the gangs
Raxner
The most dangerous man in an empty room
- Location
- Israel
How could even he simultaneously be aware that there was a rampaging cape (wrong cape, but still) and a school on fire, and also think that the kids should be staying in class?
He watches movies?
How is Shadow Puppet still alive? And how did Wyvern know that she'd survive?
Can't heal stupid.
Three hundred yards translates to 900 feet, or just over a sixth of a mile.
What a goddamn perfect snipe of a loogie.
List of Things that Armsmaster is No Longer Allowed to Do when?
Ack: Oh, you'd like to have a bit of breathing room before the Slaughterhouse Nine hop into the story? No.
FaerieKnight79
Verified Pixie
- Location
- The Internet
So, Sophia is even more dilusional then usual, Armsmaster proves he actually can get a clue when the Clue-by-four smacks him in the face while also proving how oblivious he is. Oh, and...
Dayam, look at that crater! That must have been a seriously heavy penny.
Dayam, look at that crater! That must have been a seriously heavy penny.
- Location
- Australia
Now that Dragon has found out about what Colin's been up to, she's currently yelling in his ear.On first- and second-degree burns, no less! Can you say "ouch?"
I get the feeling that they've yet to actually beard the Beardmaster. For once, he got away without being totally poleaxed, and with how easily he was turned away, I can't help but think he's still plotting something. They really need to lance the boil that is his ego. At the very least, they need to try denting it good and hard.
We get to find out if the third word of her first Thu'um is "jerk" or "dick."
Piggot is also going to be unthrilled with him (not totally, because him showing up saved Miss Militia's life, but some).
1) Not in class. But they're leaving school grounds where they should be waiting in the evacuation area.
2) For inspiration.
3) It was mainly concussion damage, little bit of fire (okay, a lot of fire). And Taylor figured she'd probably survive. Wasn't overly worried, one way or the other. It wasn't a direct attempt at killing her, which was why the fireball detonated about three feet in front of her, at ground level.
4) Well, true.
Armsmaster is going to be able to point out that he'd gotten a tip, then when he showed up:
Armsy noted the arrow gut-shot and realized things weren't as they seemed PDQ, switching to 'render aid' mode immediately after receiving evidence that Wyvern wasn't rampaging like he'd been told.
He's not stupid. He's very good at combat/crisis response. And he just found out that a Thinker was trying to exploit him. Are we about to see Dragon and her robotic in fanon husbando start hunting for what'll end up being Coil?
- The school was on fire.
- Taylor was in Wyvern form.
- Miss Militia was no longer responding to calls.
- Wyvern was right next to Miss Militia.
Armsy noted the arrow gut-shot and realized things weren't as they seemed PDQ, switching to 'render aid' mode immediately after receiving evidence that Wyvern wasn't rampaging like he'd been told.
He's not stupid. He's very good at combat/crisis response. And he just found out that a Thinker was trying to exploit him. Are we about to see Dragon and her robot
Garreon
Paldean Top Champion
- Location
- Mesagoza, Paldea
One thing is what happened in Implacable, sign this or else, with no true charges, no extenuating circumstances, misinterpreting the case to the parent, no court involved and just being an attempt to press gang a victim.
You, on the other hand, Miss Edgy got caught after almost killing one gang member, a grunt, via blood loss. They gave you an out of Juvie, sign here and try being a decent human being and you dont go to a correctional. Those rules were never meant to trip you up, you simply had to be a decent human being.
I mean, if the city and Piggot weren't in such a desperate situation, your ass would be Juvie grass. Honey they were scraping the bottom of the barrel with you, its not something to be proud of. Besides the moment you trip up and anyone learns your weakness, every villain engaged with you will know how to deal with you.
Wow, ok, Sophie? You blow off steam in a gym or sparring with the Prt Agents. Not mentally and physically torturing a girl! That makes you no better than someone from the gangs, you gigantic, one eyed monster!
Oh please, you stupid, braindead, moron. You and your alter ego are the same damm person, anything you do in your civilian identity will be judged as something done by SS. You think the PRT will make a distinction?
Yeah, but you see? You have a criminal record, and there was no proof of parahuman involvement, meaning MM or the PRT couldn't use their influence to save you from your own stupid mistakes.
Since when is the world ideal or fair? Besides, your ideal world is nothing like someone else's. And an ideal world doesnt exists. The closest thing would be a world were everyone tries to not be shitty to one another, something you definitely are not capable of.
Ugh, i know Armsmaster has social ineptitud, even though he tries, but this is delusional levels of ineptitude.
Yeah, i just love how her consent is not truly a factor here. All his plans and she will obey or else go to juvie......Piggot, please be a decent, firm, human being and remind Armsmaster that, while he is the Leader of the Protectorate ENE, he is still your damm underling.
MMMMMMMMMM......Gotta love that karma.
Ok, just one nitpick here, the term is Broadheads.
Good Amy, its your power, no one else's, you tell them. And you didnt swear a Hippocratic Oath, that we know of, so you are golden
The ass didnt even inform Piggot about a possible rampage, Piggot is going to cram Armsmaster's halberd up his own ass.
Sarah, as we have seen he is as stubborn as a mule, he will not really think of the important things, only how he didnt get Taylor to be his possible EB Weapon experiment/pet.
The Sergeant is a good man.
So......the Slaughter House 9 is going to rebrand to Ash House 9...nice.
But he had the gall of saying he still wants her on the wards, how much potential Taylor has, and when rendering aid, it feels like he has an air of disappointment, but not on himself or stalker, disappointed because he didnt get Wyvern...Nice of Vicky to shut him down.
I finally had time to react to all. Gotta say, I adore the way you portray how delusional Sophia is. Also how Emma betrayed a true friend, her sister in all but blood, for someone who would ditch her if she had no more use for her.
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- Location
- Australia
It would be easy to write Sophia as "rawr I is evil becuz I is evil". But delving into her motivations is so much more fun.
Armsmaster will definitely be raked over the coals by Piggot. He might even be required to attend a seminar on "proper communication with your superior officers". Dragon is yelling at him too. He's not having a great day.
Sergeant Gainsford is definitely a good woman.
The Nine has no idea what they're getting into.
Garreon
Paldean Top Champion
- Location
- Mesagoza, Paldea
Cant wait for this, oh i really want to read it. Also, Dragon reading the riot act would be one of the few things that makes him listen....but i really want Piggot to lose her cool with him.
- Pronouns
- She/They
That's what I rather thought might be the case, given that he actually apologized - I wouldn't put odds on this Colin doing so entirely of his own volition, but Dragon yelling at him in his helmet? Yeah, he screwed up and he's being told why.
And I would wager a reasonable sum (say, the reward for killing the Nine that Taylor will likely earn?) that Dragon is likely to feel some extra empathy for a teenage girl who happens to be rather draconic in her own right... especially when her closest friend is the person trying to railroad that girl against her will into servitude. This scenario hits pretty close to home for Dragon, who is going to have to grapple with this. It's hard out there for
Raxner
The most dangerous man in an empty room
- Location
- Israel
I find myself wondering what Lung must be thinking of all this. He strikes me as the kind of guy that would decide "I'm the only dragon in this town," and go fight Wyvern, but who knows? Maybe he's got the sense to keep his eyes on his business.
Lung isn't a dragon ITTL
Raxner
The most dangerous man in an empty room
- Location
- Israel
What's "ITTL?"
- Location
- Russia
Lung in this story instead became a Fly shapeshifter, and was Taylor's first opponent again, as far as I recall.
Raxner
The most dangerous man in an empty room
- Location
- Israel
Oh? I totally forgot that.
cryptoam
building an 1980s encrypted protocol
- Location
- in lockdown waiting and bored...
In This TimeLine
- Location
- Australia
Remember Inago? The one she bit the arm off of, shortly before she told Armsmaster to FUCK OFF?
That was the Lung variant for this AU.
I thought her first opponent was a missile tinker named Stinger? IIRC, Wyvern and Glory Girl found his temporary hideout after his idiot minion accidentally launched a missile.
- Location
- Australia
That is correct. The Stinger fight happened in Part Nine, and Inago in Part Twelve.