Warcraft: The Gurubashi Restoration

I'm debating writing Gurubashi dialogue (if it wins) in absolutely normal text and diction, while making everyone else sound funny.

After all, then you'd be the main characters.

"Tell me, what do you know of the Loa?"

"ACH OCH AYE ACH ALE WOMEN STEAM TANKS ACH ACH OCH"

"...uhhhhhh"
 
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I'm debating writing Gurubashi dialogue (if it wins) in absolutely normal text and diction, while making everyone else sound funny.

After all, then you'd be the main characters.

"Tell me, what do you know of the Loa?"

"ACH OCH AYE ACH ALE WOMEN STEAM TANKS ACH ACH OCH"

"...uhhhhhh"

pls no. Too many writers try to put accents in writing. it's so cringe to read people try and give hagrid an accent in a fanfiction. That's one of the main reasons I wanted orcs :(
 
I dunno man, people seem really into da troll accent, ya man.

:p Vote count please? I'll let it run for a few more hours before calling it permanently though.
 
Perhaps common/low/standard speak is normal english and the accent is written whenever people do high/formal/educated Troll speak? :p
 
A commemorative poem of the trolls.

Ahem...


"Ah Kill two dwarf in de mornin'
Ah Kill two dwarf at night.
Ah Kill two dwarf in de aftanoon
And den Ah feel alright!
Ah Kill two dwarf in time ah Peace.
And two in time ah Wahhh.
Ah Kill two dwarf fore Ah kill two Dwarf...
An' den Ah Kill two more!"


...ahem...

This has been a commemorative piece of famed troll poetry. "Ah Kill two dwarf."

Many Dwarves were unquestionably mangled in the making of this piece.
 
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That'd be the Amani version.

Gurubashi are down in the south. They have to deal with those idiot goblins always trying to steal their stuff, ogres, dwarves, and humans. Not much else. Hell, the time it'll take to unify the Vale is going to be a grand old time as well.
 
God, I remember my first WoW character. I was one of the first people to buy it in the first 6 months it was out.

Tauren Warrior.

God damn did I suck.

Being a druid was much easier.
 
God, I remember my first WoW character. I was one of the first people to buy it in the first 6 months it was out.

Tauren Warrior.

God damn did I suck.

Being a druid was much easier.
I've had the same main for the entire time I played WoW. Which was pretty much from Beta.

Troll Hunter. Though the thick, the thin, the OP, and the UP. Me and my Raptor Theft/Black Devilsaur Mordekaiser have been though it all.

Helps that I dont really play for endgame goals so much as for story.
 
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