so putting the dingleberry with the unironic MQ-9 avatar pumping his pud to colonialism to one side for a moment
I have seen the film!
Thoughts in no real order: Hemsworth's a good comic actor at minimum, Blanchett was chewing the scenery like it was doused in fond de veau and was badly underutilised, Cumberbatch's accent was dire, Hopkins phoned it the fuck in, Goldblum was also underutilised but seemed to be having fun and was decent to watch, Elba actually got to do something, Hiddleston's much better when he's playing Loki the Joki rather than Loki Of Jotunheim, Serious Villain, and Korg was pretty amusing. Waititi put a lot of colour and energy into the whole thing, and the music was at its best when it was electrofluff from someone's dream of the 80s. The production design was amazing. A lot of the fight choreography was good. There was some marvelous shot composition going on, perfect for making .gifs out of and reblogging. Jokes got in the way somewhat and enough of them fell flat to be noticeable.
It was ok. Didn't really impress me and I probably won't remember much of it.
Might sit down to watch it if it's on TV.
3.5/10
Edit: personally I hold that 5/10 is a good score because it's half of all available points