willyvereb
Migratory Thinker
I think we can manage. I already have plans how to recruit Orks without them causing nonstop trouble. Your problem is actually far less complicated to solve.
The Firestorm: A crossover invasion game. Looking for a 40k faction player.
- Thread starter Spartakrod
- Start date
- OOC
Dust and echoes
Ghost of Shitposts Past
- Location
- Fortuna Penal Colony
Wait for your gm to give you an introductory post IC. Then open a convo with them and send your response. Continue in that convo until you have compiled the entirety of your turn one. Post that turn one in the IC as one big post.
HoratioVonBecker
Imperfectly Aligned
Oh? This sounds interesting.
Spartakrod
Judeo-Spartacist Bolshevik-Kabbalist
- Location
- Sanctum Arcanorum
- Pronouns
- Fae/Faer/Faers/Faerself
The issue has never been recruiting Orks since Blood Axes are very common mercenaries, it's always been keeping them from betraying you with your own weapons once the contract ends.
willyvereb
Migratory Thinker
Well, Big Boss is the orkiest human to ever live. Also rather than betraying me I worry about them picking fights even when there's technically none (AKA them attacking my own people).The issue has never been recruiting Orks since Blood Axes are very common mercenaries, it's always been keeping them from betraying you with your own weapons once the contract ends.
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
Form your armies, dream your dreams
Make your plans and plot your schemes
Send your fighters one and all
Then in battle watch them fall
- Location
- Wörms, the half continent
That song is too bloody good.
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
One of the best villain songs out there.
- Location
- Wörms, the half continent
[media][/media]
Also good. Don't listen to it when trying to write a good faction. It fails to work out.
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
Not bad, i'm sure that will help me with some of my other evil ideas. Also when you find yourself in a bad spot i'm sure we could strike a deal.
As long as they are free to continue following their cultural and religious beliefs.
- Location
- Wörms, the half continent
Your intro post is now done, and the tactical turns are usually conducted in a PM, which is what's next.
- Location
- England
I'd rather you didn't. I need those!
Dust and echoes
Ghost of Shitposts Past
- Location
- Fortuna Penal Colony
He actually only needs one, then he can just make a spore garden and grow his own orks!
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
Gul'dood: "Hey dood I got some real sweat demon blood for ya, this stuff make ya feel the greatest high."
- Location
- England
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
Gul'dan: So be it *Drops the act and teleports to a nearby high ground position that is just so happens to have the sun behind him all dramatic like* IF YOU WILL NOT SERVE THEN YOU WILL SUFFER!!!
- Location
- England
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"Nah."
As the Ork walks away, his replacement challenger walks up. A Great Gargant.
"Deal wif dat furst."
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
Gul'dan: Very well *Strips down to his underwear and starts dancing on top of a mail box*
- Location
- England
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's time to stop.
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
Probably true. Also Gul'dan challenges you to hearthstone.
Dust and echoes
Ghost of Shitposts Past
- Location
- Fortuna Penal Colony
@Sinsystems
I've been thinking about it, and I actually think Valus Ma'aul might drink your demon-juice.
I've been thinking about it, and I actually think Valus Ma'aul might drink your demon-juice.
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
I'll see about getting a portal set up right away and begin sending visions that will lead you to the spot as soon as possible.