The Eldritch One (Celestial Forge)

Put on my underwear, then my pants-What the fuck just happened to my pants!? I know I just put them on, but my legs are feeling distinctively breezy and the pants are still showing up in the mirror.
You know it occurs to me that this could be a viable method of safely disposing of and/or storing Taylor's Anti-Matter.
Unfortunately you are wrong. A few shards wanted hosts with access to influence and money. And this family just happened to be dysfunctional enough to semi reliably produce trigger events
Weird thing for a Shard to want; I would assume that they would either primarily be aggregators like Nilbog's Shard or Sting or most Brutes and Blasters or be primarily Master or Stranger Shards.
"D-d-director Piggot, what a lovely surprise! I thought I would be getting the deputy director like usual."

"He's busy, what can I do for you?"

"Well as I'm sure you know, the issue of Taylor Hebert came up again today. She issued a complaint against another student and we have the video evidence to back it up, but..." I swear to God, the stupidity of bureaucrats.

"Sir, do you happen to know what happened to the last principal who screwed over Taylor Hebert when she was the victim?"

"No?"

"She's in jail awaiting trial on multiple felonies. Including bribery, child endangerment, and improper disposal of toxic waste."

"Uhh,"

"You see Taylor seems to have a habit of making PR shit bombs that explode all over, and at the slightest provocation. I got hit, Shadow Stalker" the fucking psychopath. "Got hit, Winslow got hit, the McCormicks got hit, this 'newscasting' asshole got hit, and New Wave is about to be hit. I would label her a Thinker if I didn't know what her power actually is. And all this is secondary to the violence she can achieve under her own power.

"Listen. Has she ever shown any indication of being anything other than the shy little bookworm all your other reports paint her as?"

"Uh, no."

"Then I would say protect yourself, and your school, by following the letter of the law here."

"Yes ma'am!" And he hangs up. Thank God. For a second there I was afraid he was about to expel her over that stupid bounty in the name of protecting the students.
Funnily enough not only would Taylor probably be very understanding about wanting to keep a outed Parahuman away from people, as long as they also did their fucking job and responded to the actions of a student during school hours, but she kind of has Librarian making her something like a Thinker when it comes to things like paperwork or organizational procedure.
I didn't even have to tell him the real reason I wanted her still in school. Which is to lock down a ridiculously versatile mover for seven hours every single school day. And who knows, she might actually get properly socialized in her time there! Weirder things have happened. Like Assault marrying Battery.
Hope springs eternal.
"Be like that then. Me, and everybody with a brain really, noticed you sent out a statement suspiciously synchronized with the announcement made by The Instigator. Condemning the actions made by Taylor Hebert. Tell me, have you been in contact with the man himself?"

"I don't see how that's any business of yours."

"Believe me I wish it wasn't. The man is a politically motivated worm and we finally caught him dead to rights in a lie. Here let me give you some reading material." As she hands me over a dossier. "We can't prove it in a court of law, but we've noticed a pattern of behavior from him. He shows up in town, starts pushing a narrative, usually a lot more subtly than this, and opinion starts turning against the PRT. In about half of such cases he starts coordinating with a local team or independent, and their star starts to rise. Then they falter or get involved in some controversy. And lo and behold, the Elite swoops in, totally coincidentally to pick up the pieces.
Oh my fucking god this clueless idiot. Would she really? Of her own free will? Was she being blackmailed or something?
"What about the Undersiders? Aside from the recent unpleasantness, the only thing they've ever done is knock over gang establishments. The only reason they aren't a vigilante group is because of previous classifications. Nobody cares!"
I was sure that they had some other thievery as a group and crimes as individuals going on that made them villains.
"How did you get this number."

"Public directories. You would be absolutely floored to find out how much information is just available to those who know how to look."
Yeah she kind of has a Thinker ability. Several even if she's taking notes.
"You forget I came prepared for a little bit of inconvenient moral flexibility. Either your daughter pays for the crime she committed, probably on your orders, or the shit bag lawyer who threatened and coerced a formerly defenseless little girl gets fired. Your choice." My guts twist at the ultimatum. Despite my hard line on Taylor's crimes I was aware of the Shadow Stalker situation. Kind of hard not to be with that horrible video out there. I remember thinking that the whole story was either far worse or overblown compared to what was shown. This morning I thought it was overblown, now I'm thinking it's far worse.
I have to imagine that Lisa had a hand in this~
Also Taylor can't guarantee shit, she's just talking out her ass at the end there.
It is Taylor Hebert brand ballsy.
It's always weird in Worm stories where the consequences of their actions happen to people other than Taylor.

I like it.
Isn't it just? I'm pretty sure that the last two chapters worth of commentary was wondering whether Taylor somehow got a luck-based Perk somewhere.
The fuck?!?? Why would any shard care about money. They are literally too stupid to care. Shards are basically bio computers with intelligence at the same level as a dumb dog on the best days.

Though nice job on this latest chapter. I wonder if Calvert is making this easier for this out of town we idiot.
money = conflict. more money = more conflict.
Mo money, mo problems!
I mean I'd say that it's more of a matter of money being leverage; currency is a matter of faith and The Thinker Entity's spine was called "High Priest" so you know that Entities know how to leverage something like faith.
This story is damn fun! Carol is going to have a progressively worse day and Taylor over here with some great takes. Love that it was presented as a choice between two tough options rather than just one demand.
I'm pretty sure that it was more of a bribe then anything; you just know that Taylor was having to put effort into that inaction there.
Also decent argument for making sure Taylor stays in School particularly since she mostly does stuff Directly with the undersiders or is reacting to some brand of parahuman shennanigans targeting her specificly which means keeping to herself at school and not causing problems deliberately while there

Especially since she's a Brute Mover with acid Striker bullshit and the bigger part of her Escalations along with the Undersiders involves people pulling unwritten rules Violations on someone who is one of those capes that exemplifies why they Exist in the first place because that game can get very deadly for those who Try
It's a shame that she doesn't have any Underworld negotiations with how respectable she's being.
Especially since trying to actually deal with a Mover brute that trying to conventionaly harm or contain in Containment foam Doesn't really work at all
Yeah shit like that is why Threat Ratings in specific categories come with specific response protocol.
 
"Good news?"

"I'm afraid not. We've been denied WDGD access and nobody is coming to reinforce."

"What! What the fuck are they thinking!? This asshole is a national threat! Now he finally overextends and we have a chance to nail him to the fucking wall and they don't wanna go for it?!"

"I don't even know anymore Emily." He wearily sighs.

"...We're being sabotaged." I growl out.

"Possibly. I'm going to put out some more fires that have undoubtedly popped up."
What I find interesting is that from here on out, we have a Piggot that knows she's being actively sabotaged by her own superiors, even when it comes at SIGNIFICANT cost to the US in general, and the PRT in particular.

This is honestly potentially BIG. VERY big. It's even something that the rest of the PRT ENE - and PRT in general - might pick up on. WDGD itself, between others. PRT ENE officers. The PR department. It's rather obvious, after all. We will see how it plays out down the line.
 
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Yeah shit like that is why Threat Ratings in specific categories come with specific response protocol.

I've mentioned this in a few places before, but it bears repeating.

Brockton Bay doesn't just have a lot of Parahumans, they have a lot of freakishly powerful ones. They've got teams full of people who would be in other locations the trump card of a team.

Purity is a Blaster 8, who gets favorable comparisons to Legend.
Clockblocker is treated as a joke character, but he's a striker with a Win Condition not a power expression. He touches you, its over.
Speaking of strikers with Win Conditions instead of powers, look its a Panacea!
Tattletale is a high rated thinker who gets useful results! Not 'code plaid' and other such bullshit like we see from other thinkers.
Vista is criminally underestimated, space warping allowing her to do such bullshit as turn the sun into a laser, make a rail gun out of thin air, reduce the distance between a target and an overhead power line to zero, or just let Clockblocker touch somebody 50 feet away and around the corner.
Assault is another goofball, but his ability to adsorb kinetic energy makes me bullet proof and a counter to most brutes.
Skitter doesn't just have a freakish range on her insect control, Miss 'limited omniscient' can also keep track of all that shit at once, making her a recon god and a security nightmare.
Hookwolf is a brute, and a regenerator.
Lung is pretty much the only person with the rep to match his power scale.
Even Aisha, again generally treated as just a source of mischief has a Stranger power that's through the roof.

And they're all like this. The city is packed full of capes that make other departments look like they aren't trying.
 
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