--The next day--
The women of vault 129 decided to prepare and rest for a day before doing an expedition to the new town in the other world.
'What the heck am I doing?' Karina thought to herself, 'I was on the road tracking down Regan, and now I'm back here again exploring some other world?'
It did feel as if her priorities were a little screwed up. Shouldn't she be out with the men trying to empower them to grow an army or something… or building more cars? All so that she could stop Regan?
Though, this other world was now important too… especially as a way to give the awakened women some new options whenever they'd like to start their lives over in their original universe, stay in the vault or go to a new world. Having more choices like that was important.
If they all woke up the women and had them move over to this world before finally sealing off the portal, then she wouldn't have to worry about Regan killing them all off like he did the men too. That would be great too.
All of the women thus far had paired up as they explored the towns in twos, though they had also taken care to keep their radios open on all their pip boys that Iona had jury-rigged into being a two-way radio so that they could all communicate with each other.
She was with Freya now, as they were exploring some neighborhood block.
"Ewww. look at that house. Is it seriously a neon lime green color??" Freya exclaimed in disgust at such an awful color.
Karina looked over, and sure enough, it was Bright Lime Green. The mailbox by that house read, "The Cartmans".
She then looked around at all the houses, and commented, "Did you notice that almost all the houses seem to be the same exact model and look completely alike? I wonder if the outrageous paint colors were their way of telling the houses apart."
Freya nodded. "I did notice that. They're most likely prefabbed houses that were built quickly so that people could move in without having to do anything. But… still… why such an ugly color?"
Karina chuckled. "Well… there are only so many colors you can use that aren't already taken by other people? Not to mention, the whole town looks garish with all the brightly colored buildings. Even on the main street, all the commercial buildings seem this way. Kinda makes me feel like I'm in an amusement park or a cartoon world, really. I wonder if the rest of the world where the town came from was like this, or it was just something the town did to increase tourism or something."
Freya nodded. "That's true. I still think this house is hard on the eyes though…"
They kept on walking until they noticed a very boxy-looking car parked in the driveway of a more neutral green-colored house. It was the color of granny smith apples.
Unknown to them,
the car was a
1974 Ford LTD Country Squire, though they could see that it was a dark green car with wood paneling on the sides of the car. The paneling was offset by beige trim around the wood panels. The license plate on the back of the car read, "CHIEF69" on a background of white and black mountain graphic, and under that was smaller lettering which read "Colorado".
Well, that was a clue to where the town originally came from, heh.
"I see that they make their cars just as ugly as their houses," Freya commented, chuckling softly. "Look at it, it's so boxy that it looks like it could be drawn by a kid."
Looking at this car gave Karina an idea, however, and she said, "We should take it. Might be easier to drive around than walk around on foot, hmm?"
Freya nodded. "Sure. you want me to hotwire it or?"
Karina shook her head. "Let's look for cars keys first inside the house. If the car's parked here then the owner might've left the keys lying around before I brought the town to this world."
Freya just nodded again, and with that, they pretty much straight up broke into the house by breaking a window glass plane and then using their shrinking powers to get into the house.
Hey, if some of the women decided to live here they could always replace the window anyways.
Strangely, Karina felt both guilt and excitement at doing things that would've been highly illegal in the pre-war world.
They both returned back to normal size.. Or rather, Karina was at her normal size while Freya simply scaled herself up to a regular human size, as this house was definitely not designed to house a large amazon woman.
They found themselves in a living room, with pictures of a black man in a chief's hat on the walls.
The women looked at each other, and through an unspoken agreement, the two spilt up to go searching for anything that might look like car keys.
Karina looked in the obvious places first, like maybe a table by the entryway where most people might drop off keys. She found nothing there, and so went upstairs while Freya took the ground level.
It was highly obvious that this was the home of a single bachelor the more she looked around. Everything was sparsely decorated, and mainly things that a man might like. There were hardly any feminine touches around the house. And the main bedroom was decorated kind of tacky, like a white guy's idea of what a black man's tastes would be like if he was seeking to attract a mate. In other words, it all looked pimp-like, complete with silk sheets and tiger-printed comforters.
She also found out that the black man who was living here had a name. Jerome McElroy, according to the papers… but a lot of people apparently just called him Chief.
Finally found the car keys along with the keys to the house.
Karina walked downstairs, calling out Freya's name.
"Over here!" a voice said distantly, and Karina followed the sound.
Compared to the rest of the house, the kitchen looked like it was straight out of a magazine, looking every inch like a pro chief's kitchen, complete with two sets of ovens stacked on each other, a very large cooking range, and what looked like a ridiculously large fridge.
And….. there Freya was, eating right out of a chocolate ice cream tub with a spoon, and there were brown smears all around her mouth.
Karina raised her eyebrows. "Weren't we supposed to be looking for car keys?"
She wasn't too mad due to having found the keys anyways, but she couldn't resist poking fun at Freya.
Freya shrugged. As she paused from eating the ice cream she said, "I was. But when I came in here it occurred to me that there was all this food in the houses that nobody was going to eat, and that they might have an expiration date… I was also curious to see what this dude had in there that warranted such a ridiculously large fridge. I think he might be a professional cook or something, he's got several cuts of meat marinating in there. Very LARGE cuts."
Karina looked interested. "Oh, nice. We'd have to take them with us then. Can't let that go to waste."
Freya then grinned as she gestured at the large tub of chocolate ice cream. "Also, I think this is made with actual chocolate, not the faux chocolate we had growing up."
Karina's eyes widened at this. Their native homeworld was often short on resources in every single way possible, and not even cocoa bean farms were spared that fate. So, chocolate companies often had to get VERY creative in finding replacements that tasted close to the real thing.
"Oh? Let me try." Karina eagerly moved over and Freya dug out a second spoon from one of the drawers and handed it to her.
Karina scooped out a large chunk with her spoon, and then tasted it by sucking on the spoon. She nearly moaned at the taste, as it was friggin' AMAZING. Nothing like the "chocolate" they had growing up… there was really a strong difference in taste. And were there actual chocolate chips too in addition to the chocolate ice cream itself? That was so nice.
Freya smirked at her reaction. "I know, right?"
Karina then pulled out the keys that she had found. "Anyways…. I found the keys. Help me grab the food out of the fridge, and then we can go. We'll also take the ice cream to go, of course."
Freya grinned and saluted with the hand still holding her spoon since her other arm was still holding the large tub of ice cream. "Aye, aye, captain."
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Hours later, it was late noon but everyone was gathered around what looked to be the town's drive-in theatre. Karina and Freya weren't the only ones who found vehicles, though Cindy was the only one besides Karina and Freya who could properly drive the vehicles… because again not everything here was made for giant amazon women. The rest of the women had to take turns riding the back of the trucks they found, as the back of trucks was basically a one-seater for the women, they couldn't share at all.
Karina had radioed them about some of the foods she found, and so one of the vault amazons had the bright idea of finding a large grill for which they could cook the food, and so now they were all gathered around a large fire and a nearby coal grill as they all discussed what they had discovered thus far.
"This place also came with animals!" Jocelyn couldn't help but look enthusiastic, "there's two farms and a dairy processing plant to the west of here. One of the farms is a weed farm, and the other one is a wheat farm. But, the dairy processing plant is the one that caught my attention as they've got actual cows in a field over there. And, they look WAY healthier than the two-headed kind from our world. Ya know how I was planning to raise cows for their meat? That hasn't changed, but now I'm thinking that maybe I should shift the focus over to raising cows here instead of outside the vault over there?"
Isabella nodded. She had paired up with Jocelyn and had seen those things for herself. "I'm interested in the farms myself. I used to own a bakery, so I was thinking that maybe I could try to grow some grains to turn into bread and sell them. Shouldn't be so hard, right?"
She then smirked, "I could also sell some edibles as well from the weed farm…"
Everyone chuckled at that.
Cindy piped up. "To the east of here, Maria and I found this Equestrian Facility and they had stables full of horses. I was afraid about them not being able to feed themselves if we all couldn't be here all the time, so I let them out of the stables so that they could roam around in a grassy fenced area. Then
one of them kept on trying to sexually mount all the other horses, regardless of their gender. It was awkward as hell."
Lauren perked up. "Oh? We could make some good money breeding those horses, both here and in our homeworld. Especially as we don't have vehicles anymore over there."
Maria nodded. "Si, that's what I was thinking too as well. I think I'd like to try living here and start up a horse farm, but… all the houses are too small for my new sexy body. It'd take us a while to rebuild a home to my liking. Ugh, Tan molesta."
At the last part, she pouted comically, causing others to chuckle again.
Iona then pointed out, "we can't exactly sell live cows and horses to our homeworld, considering how irradiated it is in some places. What if they're sensitive to radiation, or worse FEV? We'd have to find some way to make them immune to both FEV and radiation."
All the women blinked at this. This was actually a very good point.
Isbella then said, "what if we inject them with the serum that made us the way we are? I was reading up on the scientists' logs about what the serum did to us exactly, and apparently, all of us are immune to radiation and other forms of FEV now. Bigger cows would make for more meat, and it'd be nice for me to ride a horse that's suitable for my size."
Freya wrinkled her nose. "Ugh, I'd prefer it if my meat wasn't tampered with, thanks."
Cindy then spoke up. "I was able to purify myself and return myself back to normal thanks to training with Coupe. What if we purified the serum itself so that it didn't do anything to the cows and horses other than make them stronger against Radiation and things like that? This way they'd be safe for everyone?"
Iona perked up at that. "Hey, yeah, we should try that."
"You know… I've been thinking… I want to do that too, Cindy. Could you teach me too?" Asiri wondered.
Asiri had gotten used to being a muscular amazon, and even found herself still beautiful in this form. But, it seemed that she couldn't shake the cultural notion that men wouldn't find her attractive if she was too tall and too muscular….. That they might feel demasculinized just standing next to her? As a supermodel, she was all too unfortunately overly conscious of things like that, as she had to be on top of her career by following all the latest trends. And the more men were attracted to her, the more money she made.
Cindy nodded. "Sure. but I discovered that in order to get your body back, you need a good self-image that's not dependent on what others think of you. Otherwise, you won't get the kind of body you want when you cultivate and purify your body. Um… didn't you say a while ago that you were worried about what men would think of you if they saw you? You'd need to get rid of notions like that."
Karina smiled. "You know, Cindy, I've noticed that you've gotten much prettier than you were before. Is that the result of working on your self-image via magic?"
Cindy smiled shyly, blushing a little bit. "Um, yeah. I've always thought of myself as extremely plain. And it didn't help that my mom always wanted a pretty blonde daughter. She loved me all the same and wasn't abusive to me, but she exactly didn't hide that fact she thought I would be prettier if I was like the blonde cheerleaders in my school either… and that was pretty hard on my self-image. Coupe had to help me get over that and made me embrace myself more… that was the only way to get around a mental block I had, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to return to my original size."
Asiri looked mildly upset at that, almost like she wasn't sure if she could overcome that kind of "Mental block".
Maria then asked, "So… if I loved the way I am currently and purified myself, I'd still be a giant amazon? Since it depends on self-image so much?"
Cindy shrugged. "I think so?"
Maria grinned. "Cool."
Lauren then cleared her throat. "Let's get back on topic. I'm not sure we should be injecting the animals here with anything as they're the only batches of animals we have. The only way I'd consider it was if we had a way of cloning them. Then the originals would be safe while we experimented on the clones."
Karina nodded. That made sense... The last thing they all wanted to was accidentally kill off the whole herd of cows and horses as that would be their only source of food and income. She then asked, "Does the fallout shelter machine have a template for a food cloning room or what?"
"Hold on." Lauren paused the conversation to check on the large slabs of meat that were being cooked and flipped them over. While she was doing that she mulled over the list of rooms that the shelter machine could make.
She returned to her seat saying, "No, but it said that we could input new blueprints and templates for rooms to unlock more features. So if we get our hands on some cloning tech we could draft up a cloning room?"
Some of the women then turned their heads to look at Karina.
Karina grinned. "That's fine with me. Would y'all like to join hands with me and see if we can get something useful?"
The rest of them smiled and held hands in a circle all around the firepit, while Karina pulled on her power hoping that all of them would be able to become more self-sufficient--
>ring<
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Preserves_Jar_Productivity Roll 14
This page lists the productivity of processing Fruits, Vegetables, and Ginger into Jellies and Pickles and Roe into Aged Roe or Caviar in a Preserves Jar.
The products produced always sell for more than the raw input items (except in the case of gold or iridium Blackberries after learning the Bear's Knowledge), so using a Preserves Jar is almost always profitable. Jellies and Pickles are always of regular quality, so the profit made from processing items is lowest when using iridium quality and highest when using regular quality items.
Effect: Everyone now knows how to fully preserve food, and how much the jars of preserved foods would go in terms of price, in all universes. In Stardew Valley the average price is around 200 gold, while in South Park and prewar Earth, it would be 20 dollars each, depending on the quality. Save for the roe and caviar, the highest quality would be 150 dollars. In post-war Earth, they go for a lot of bottle caps. Up to 200 bottlecaps even if it's truly of the highest quality. |
Everyone went quiet as they processed the sudden knowledge they were given, and Karina could only shake her head.
"Let me try again." She muttered. She focused more on a production room that they would all know to make.
>ring<
https://graveyardkeeper.fandom.com/wiki/Cellar Roll 20
The cellar is primarily accessed through your house. It is used for storage, brewing, and winemaking. From here you can access tunnels the morgue, the church, the dungeon, the village, and the alchemy lab after you removed the blockages. In the beginning, it contains some broken barrels and sacks, that contain precious material, which helps you in the beginning. Removing those is also important to make space for new workstations to produce
red wine, a mug of beer, booze, a bottle of apple ferment, and a bottle of berry ferment. The chest there contains an interesting cooking recipe. Use it to learn how to prepare simple and tasty food.
Effect: Everyone gets physical copies of all the blueprints---of the cellar itself, the chests, and the devices designed to make fermented juices, beer, and wine. As there are 9 people in the group, the whole group now has nine of each copy of the blueprints. |
Everyone let go of each other's hands to catch the rolled-up papers suddenly appearing.
Karina frowned as she opened up one of them to see that it was a blueprint for a room, and then opened up the rest of them to see diagrams for machines that… made alcoholic drinks??
"Oh come on, I was hoping for a room that would help clone animals, not an alcohol production room," Karina grumbled loudly.
Freya snickered. "Hey, it's fine with me. I think we could all do with drinks once in a while."
Everyone else nodded in agreement. While being able to clone animals would be nice, they weren't too terribly disappointed with this result either. In fact, having a stiff drink or two did fact sound very nice right now. It would be the perfect thing to top off the improv BBQ and outdoor camping party they were having right now.
Lauren seemed to read the mood around the campfire and looked as if she knew what everyone was thinking.
"Speaking of which…. There was a liquor store that I may or may not have raided…" Lauren said with a slightly cheeky expression on her face as she dragged out a bunch of large coolers that had both beer bottles and large bottles of champagne. The beer bottles were too tiny for the Amazons, so she handed them a large champagne bottle each as at their size it would be the size of a regular beer bottle anyways.
All the women cheered loudly at this as they each got a bottle. Several of them wasted no time uncorking the champagne bottle and then guzzling down the white froth that burst forth out of the bottle from the pressure.
Karina shook her head. She wasn't in the mood to drink if she was being honest, because she was frustrated at her power for not giving her exactly what she wanted. She mumbled out loud, "come on power if you aren't giving us tech to clone animals then give us more animals!"
>ring<
https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Shagrat Roll 19
The shagrat is about 3.25 feet (1 meter) high at the shoulder and weighs 275 pounds (125 kilograms). It is a woolly, almost capybara-like ground squirrel with shaggy ragged fur, descended from the marmot, native to such northern tundra as the North European Ice. It is the largest mammal of the northern tundra. They are herd animals, living in large herds, often huddling together for warmth and for predator protection. They have short, stalky legs and small ears to reduce heat loss.
Shagrat herds spend their winters at the northern edge of the birch and conifer forest away to the south, where Paris was back during the human days. At the end of the long winter, they migrate back to the edge of the northern ice sheets to reach their summer grazing grounds. The females give birth in early spring, following a gestation period that lasts throughout the winter. In the middle of spring, about a third of each herd consists of youngsters.
Effect: Karina summons a whole large herd of Shagrats that can breed enough to create a dozen separate large herds for a few dozen generations before they become inbred. They actually come from a future supercontinent Earth not too dissimilar to the Novopangea before the ice age hit. So they'll be right at home in this Novopangea world that Karina just ended the ice age of. |
There was the pitter-patting sound of small feet as a massive herd of what looked like Capybaras at first trotted down the street by the drive-in parking lot.
Karina looked over at them and then nodded. "Yeah, that's more like it."
Cindy snorted and slapped Karina on the back as she gave Karina a beer bottle. "Come on, Karina. You gonna relax a little bit, okay? Thanks to all the food you brought us and the fact that there are animals in this world, we're not desperate for food anytime. We can take our time brainstorming this problem and come up with a workaround."
Karina looked at the proffered beer and frowned. "Well…."
At Cindy's unimpressed stare, she sighed and took it. "Fine, fine. You win. No more worrying for tonight."
Cindy grinned when Karina opened up the beer bottle and started chugging away.
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A/N: I wasn't going to do a by-play of every single notable location in south park… so instead I focused on things that the women would be most interested in…
Such as the wheat farm from the wheat ebola episode and the Teritdy Weed farm. The Dairy processing factory with alive cows from the episode where Cartman put Kenny's face into a milk carton as a prank. The episode where butterface got into horse dressage competitions with a super horny horse, etc.
The women are seeing if they can set up a living here long term, so farms, animals, and plants are definitely a big bonus here. And if all else fails they can always loot the entire town itself to bring resources back to the vault.
And of course, there were the rolls that somehow seemed to follow this theme…. Not that I'm complaining, makes it easier to write the episode.