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A New World by IcedFairy
A New World, Book 1 - reviews
Maribel and Renko's unexpected trip to the moon turns into an exile in Gensoukyo. How has the world of illusions evolved while cut off from humanity, and where do two girls from the scientific world fit in?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Nov 26, 2010 - Published: Oct 17, 2010 - Maribel H., Renko U. - Complete
A New World, Book 2 - reviews
Maribel and Renko are living well in a steadily reviving Gensoukyo, but other realms are not doing as well. 300 years of technological progress have left the moon open to the inhabitants of Earth. And some people are very unhappy about that.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,393 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: Feb 5, 2011 - Published: Dec 18, 2010 - Complete
A New World, Book 3 - reviews
The third Lunar War has begun. Plans sent into motion centuries ago are about to reach their conclusion. And the fate of the world, and of two young women, will soon be decided.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,549 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Oct 23, 2011 - Published: Jul 27, 2011 - Complete
So, this series is for people who are semi-familiar with Touhou. You can still enjoy it even if you aren't familiar with Touhou, but the premise is very continuity-heavy - if you aren't semi-familiar with Touhou, a lot of the first part wouldn't be as enjoyable. This is because the story is set around ~300 years past (at the time) current Touhou years so a lot of the delight in the first part is seeing how things have changed from the time of canon and what happened to the characters. Also, it used developments from the author's other stories, the Magicians series, and some people aren't into that specific pairings.

With that said, it's still one of my favorite fanfics and my favorite Touhou fanfic and fan-made story, period. First of all, it uses the Maribel and Renko duo which are underused characters and it also dives headfirst into the "Maribel and Yukari" plot/theory, which are something a lot of fan, me included, love to talk about. The gist of it is that Yukari was the creator of Gensokyo, with the power to manipulate the boundary of everything, and Maribel from the "spin-off", you can say, have the same power (or at least developing into the same power). Maribel would often go to Gensokyo when she's sleeping and dreaming, so there is probably some connection between the two, though it's never confirmed.

The story starts from where the Maribel and Renko story originally ended (it has since been continued), when Maribel tries to go to the Lunarian's true moon by altering the boundary between the moon and the full moon's reflection - which is the method Yukari uses when she opens a portal to the moon.

They're found by the Watatsuki sisters and, since they didn't reach the true moon by accident and know they've reached the true moon, they wouldn't forget about it even when sent back to Earth. So they're sent to Gensokyo instead. Except this is 300 years since the death of Yukari Yakumo, who was the one maintaining the Great Hakurei Border that allows Youkai to exists with the meager belief in their existence left in the world. With her death, the border becomes completely solid so no one can get in and out, and no one was there to spirit away humans and corpses from the Outside for the Youkai's foods. With Reimu's death, there isn't a strong Hakurei who can nonchalantly beat Youkai, get along with them, and maintain the rules with ruthless efficiency. So Gensokyo is no longer the carefree place it once was, and the balance it currently hangs on is untenable.

But as the second part's summary said, Gensokyo isn't the only one having problem. Outside world Humans have commercialized moon tour and colonization, and with them they bring the filth/impurity/kegare inherent to all things that are part of the cycle of life and death. The Lunarian are only immortal and so strong because they are Pure being, and with even the true moon being affected by impurity, things aren't looking so well for them. On top of that, there are more than a few people with beef with the old Yakumo, and hearing that her reincarnation is alive and well in Gensokyo, well. They might as well enact their revenge.

This culminates in the third part which is the best part; an all-out magical war. The "magical war in a world that has muggles/masquerade" plotline is one of my favorite plotlines of all, especially when it's more Eastern/Japanese urban fantasy than Western. Shakugan no Shana series still hold a dear place in my heart because of its epic magical war in the last season. This one is no different, with the Lunarian side desperate for revenge and the Gensokyo side being divided. On top of that, a clash between a race of uber-strong magical humans with technology more advanced than 24th century humans (by a millennium) and thousands of equally strong mythical beings isn't going to go without its collateral damages.

The result is an extremely pitched battle where characters can and do die (not many, but still). All while everyone still dances to Yukari's tune, even three centuries after her death. The moment in the end when it's revealed what her true plan is... mh, still my favorite moment in Touhou fanfiction. If you're familiar with Shakugan no Shana, then it's like Yuuji pulling "This was all a decoy" in S3E23.

While the first two parts are enjoyable, especially for Touhou fans since there are a lot of fanservice/continuity with canon (at the time) in it, it's that third part that makes it all so great. And I highly recommend it as the best damn Touhou fic I've ever read due to, if for nothing else, that part alone. Of course, the Touhou fandom having so many people with highly variable preferences in it might make some people not into it because it pushed their pet peeves button or two - but IcedFairy's work is generally well-received by most people on SB, so the writer is good even if they have their own interest in what they write.

Anyway, that's my rec. If you like it, try IcedFairy's other works, as they're very good as well (in particular, check out Makai Shopping Trip -> Witches' Ball -> Walpurgisnacht -> Witches' Duel -> Marisa's Summer Camp of the Magician series, which is a damn fine series of Touhou fanfic focusing on Marisa, Alice, Patchouli, and Koakuma)

edit: I forgot, Transformation is the one where the Magician trio finally got together. Well, since I'm including the more romance parts of the Magician series anyway: Transformations-> Magician's Wedding (part of Magician series proper) | Three Christmas Gifts -> Chain Reaction -> Hopeless Prank (not part of Magician series proper, cracky) | Hiroshima Investigation Trip (dunno how it plays into the series since I haven't finished reading it)
 
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My favourite fanfic ever would probably be either Witches and Woodlands or Redaction Of The Golden Witch (link to Part 1). Both are fanfics of Umineko, but are otherwise pretty different. Both require a pretty solid grounding in Umineko to understand (W&W up to EP7, while Redaction spoils all 8 EPS). If I had to pick one, W&W would win purely because it isn't 35 hours long and can actually be semi-easily reread rather than taking a whole week of free time to reread.

Have to de-rec Redaction. Don't get me wrong, it's a good story with a lot of fun elements, but I can't in good conscience say that it's among the "Best ever". The characterization is pretty good but I don't feel like Renall puts in enough effort at characterizing his OC- they always felt a bit flat to me and their quirks simply weren't all that endearing. The pacing is a bit off too- the author goes all in on the magical spectacle, but it makes some latter portions of the story really drag; the whole card-battle-with-Virgilia segment goes on way too long and just completely messes up the flow even by itself. The fragment is a bit too twisty, to the point that the twists don't really mean that much by the end, as is often the problem with an incredibly twisty narrative. The solutions to the murders are also somewhat underwhelming.

I feel like I should note that when Redaction is good, it's really good. Pretty much all the 1996 stuff is golden and fascinating, and the story explores fascinating themes, like talking about what our world's reaction to the Ushiromiya's would be like in a world where Umineko actually occurred. There's a couple really clever twists in there too, and the Tea Party is simply splendid. But the fragment portions mostly end up dragging it down, especially as it nears a conclusion. So yeah, I'd say it's a really good story, but not Best Ever worthy.
 
Uninvited Guests by Moczo

I must have read this story more than three or four times at this point and it still is hilarious to me. It's a crack-ish humor story, where it really is just all about the outrageous and hilariously actions and interactions of the characters, poking excellent fun at Bleach and not in a mean-spirited way.

Give it a try and it's hard to imagine it not getting at least a few laughs. It is so very memorable, the writing is competent and it is just overall extremely funny. Especially the take on Aizen towards the end is just brilliant.
I would tentatively second this. Overall, I would say that it is probably one of, if not the, best comedy fanfics I've ever read.

That being said, it isn't perfect. I feel the later sections are weaker, particularly around the treatment of Shunsui, Ukitake, Yamamoto, and Soi-fon where I felt that much of the humor was just kind of lame. The rest of it is fantastic though.
 
The Revolutionary by astolat

"I never went down," Ratchet said.

Warnings:
  • The Decepticons have a point.
  • Gaaaay--but mech, no sticky
  • astolat is an AO3 founder, most of their stuff is gay
  • Mech Based Body Horror that is so bad it will probably make your skin crawl
 
The Revolutionary by astolat

"I never went down," Ratchet said.

Warnings:
  • The Decepticons have a point.
  • Gaaaay--but mech, no sticky
  • astolat is an AO3 founder, most of their stuff is gay
  • Mech Based Body Horror that is so bad it will probably make your skin crawl
The sex was kind of intrusive and most of it could have been much better integrated with the plot (or completely removed to basically no change), but that's like the only problem I have with it. I'll second.
 
More addressing the "completely removed" bit of your statement.
If something is poorly integrated with the larger story, the two responses to improve this are to cut it or to make it better integrated. Yes, if you cut it you would be removing the integration bits that are in fact there. That would still be solving the problem.
 
FIRE EMBLEM

Queen of Sorrow by Lord Syntax

I have never played Fire Emblem and I don't think that's going to change any time soon but I still loved this story from start to finish and could follow this story just fine as it stands perfectly well on it sown, although I feel comfortable saying that if you have knowledge of the series and are already invested in these characters, the story will of course work even better for you but yeah, if others like me never played the games, it's safe to jump in.

That also means that I do not know how accurate the portrayal of the characters is in this and how faithful it is to the source material but to me, it worked.

To the story now, the story starts at the point where Lucia is being threatened to be killed by what I remember to be traitors and where in the game, she gets saved by the protagonist of the game and here, well, she does not. The story follows Queen Elincia who, now realizing that she has to stand on her own and she know does just that. The story is basically where a once good and typical nice queen slowly but surely is forced on a more practical and less kind path in order to keep her kingdom and subjects safe. The characterization of Elincia is excellent and her development is utterly believable and consistent throughout the story and no matter how heinous and fucked up her actions end up being, one never loses the fact that she hates doing them and feels forced to commit them, for the good of her country and people.

That tightrope is a difficult one to walk for a story and it is a fascinating experience, one that had me engaged from beginning to end. If there was one flaw, is that there is a moment or two where things go a bit too good for her but generally speaking, her actions do have consequences and it remains a intensely compelling story. Loved it. It also had some vivid scenes I still remember, years later. At just over 200k words, it is at a decent length and well worth a read.

Also recced from me other than Cycle (which is still in progress) this is easily the best piece of Fanfic I have found for Fire Emblem. Dark as fuck though.
 
Ladies-Ladies-Ladies by Sub-Zero879 on Fanfiction.net
Diablo 2 (slightly NSFW, thus no linkie)
A Necromancer, one step from becoming a demon himself, is forced into saving Sanctuary from the Prime Evils, starting at the Rogue Encampment. But he's just a bard, and some of those demons are... quite attractive. Harem.

Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
Harry Potter - Oneshot. Humor.
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem?

A Rather Bad Day
Harry Potter - Frigging hilarious. Oneshot.
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.

I Did It
Warhammer 40k - Oneshot Humor
The real reason the 13th Black Crusade failed.

An Alternative
Warhammer 40k - Alternate history.
In which Magnus will ride his battleship into battle. As in, stand on top of it while said ship is about to ram another one. Suffice to say, things are a little different during this Horus Heresy.
 
The Revolutionary by astolat

"I never went down," Ratchet said.

Warnings:
  • The Decepticons have a point.
  • Gaaaay--but mech, no sticky
  • astolat is an AO3 founder, most of their stuff is gay
  • Mech Based Body Horror that is so bad it will probably make your skin crawl
I'm gonna have to de-rec this one, it's gay robots for the sake of gay that feels like the author just really wanted to write a gay robots fic and decided that forcing it into transformers would be the easiest way of accomplishing this.
 
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
Harry Potter - Oneshot. Humor.
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem?

Derec. The prose is awkward, the characters aren't really in character (this is true right from the beginning- Hermione Granger joining the Daily Prophet? Color me very skeptical.), the narrative voice is dry, and just in general the story is not engaging enough. I'm not sure I'd call it good, let alone among the best fics out there.
 
I'm gonna have to de-rec this one, it's gay robots for the sake of gay that feels like the author just really wanted to write a gay robots fic and decided that forcing it into transformers would be the easiest way of accomplishing this.

Okay, de-recing because plugging USBs into each other is gay if the alien robots involved seem male, gotcha
 
Okay, de-recing because plugging USBs into each other is gay if the alien robots involved seem male, gotcha
Umm that's not what they said. They didn't even say it was bad. It sounded more like they were complaining that it was essentially a generic romance with Transformers just kinda tacked on as an afterthought. So, not a bad piece of fiction, but a bad Transformers fanfic. Not enough use of the setting or wildly OOC/In Name Only characters are a good enough reason for a derec if this is true. No need to jump to conclusions.
 
Umm that's not what they said. They didn't even say it was bad. It sounded more like they were complaining that it was essentially a generic romance with Transformers just kinda tacked on as an afterthought. So, not a bad piece of fiction, but a bad Transformers fanfic. Not enough use of the setting or wildly OOC/In Name Only characters are a good enough reason for a derec if this is true. No need to jump to conclusions.

Pp

There wasn't any romance, unless you count wooing to a cause as romance.
 
Okay, de-recing because plugging USBs into each other is gay if the alien robots involved seem male, gotcha
If it's a fic about robots plugging USB's into eachother I don't really care what gender they're described by if any, because it's a shallow pretense for borderline robot porn shoehorned into transformers. Something I for one do not think is one of "the greatest fics of all time".

I'd give the same de-rec for any other fic that's a shallow excuse for smut with minimal respect for the setting it's in.
 
If it's a fic about robots plugging USB's into eachother I don't really care what gender they're described by if any, because it's a shallow pretense for borderline robot porn shoehorned into transformers. Something I for one do not think is one of "the greatest fics of all time".

I'd give the same de-rec for any other fic that's a shallow excuse for smut with minimal respect for the setting it's in.

The fic is just shy of 46k, and the entire scene, including banter and people going ??? and ignoring it, is shy of 2k.

@Lunatic350 said it was intrusive and could be removed without changing much, so clearly it's not about robots plugging USBs into each other. Thus, one can conclude that you clearly did not read it nor do read the posts and/or respect the opinions and reports of your unbaised peers.

So we can post slash fics here right? So long as it is the best damn fic we have read?

Sure, mind the rules though. And of course, people will de rec them just because they're gay. *gestures above*
 
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