The Best Damn Fics You've Ever Read.

The Fourth Piece is pretty good. Post Twilight Princess story with a lot of wider elements brought in for a large scale conflict. Finished too.

I'll go ahead and rec it actually.
I havent finished it, but, the fact that Vyseris, Tiwynn are expies of well, GoT characters and the entire nonsensical plot about a war with the Ooca is just... what.

Like, by this time the OOT manga was out so they could've made it so the city in the sky used to be a place of residence of the Watara/Rito and the Oocca are just... another race that came from somewhere and currently inhabit the place.

Also, I think there is a Kratos expy? with the Kraytos name it sounds uh similar, and that doesn't bodes well.
 
I havent finished it, but, the fact that Vyseris, Tiwynn are expies of well, GoT characters and the entire nonsensical plot about a war with the Ooca is just... what.

Like, by this time the OOT manga was out so they could've made it so the city in the sky used to be a place of residence of the Watara/Rito and the Oocca are just... another race that came from somewhere and currently inhabit the place.

Also, I think there is a Kratos expy? with the Kraytos name it sounds uh similar, and that doesn't bodes well.

I can't say diverging from the canon manga bothers me. MM's was ...
 
10-23-2020 Update
Finished sweeping, and now we're updated up to post #5,049!

10-23-2020

-Removed The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales
-Added Wizards in Winter by vibishan
-Added journey to the past by aloneintherain
-Added Mutiny on the Reliant by WerewolvesAreReal
-Added The Battle of Dover by WerewolvesAreReal
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-Added Luna is a Harsh Mistress by Starscribe
Really? Why?

Derec. Its basically two almost entirely unrelated stories stapled together - the first is about surviving on the moon, the second is about a revolution against a fascist power, and I guess there's a third which is just kinda short and boring. Sticking them all together is to the detriment of each individually.
I really liked the concept, and I'm still reading it but I can't second the rec. I'm up to chapter 14 and it's quite enjoyable, but when I got back to the computer to keep reading I checked to see if anything had updated and read a couple of other stuff before getting back to this, so nice story, but not "best ever"
Didn't get very deep into this one at the time, but it's also a miss from me. Starscribe is an interesting author with a lot of great ideas that are worth exploring, only I find their stories always go just a little too far or too long. Luna is a Harsh Mistress does that worse than most, rapidly disengaging from 'The Martian but with ponies' premise into a weird edgy political mismash that doesn't seem to have a clear message it wants to convey.
Can't really de-rec this one, but the aforementioned problems with pacing are there.

I just blasted through it on one sitting and it was entertaining, was good, but the time skips, oh god the first big time skip almost forced me to quit it.
But, that is personal preference, I suppose.
There is something the author tried to do with it, it just didn't land for me... and most of the readers back when story was published, according to the comments.

The "political stuff" seems to be there as an attempt by the author to show how society progresses from "need to survive" to "need to validate oursleves", and whether it lands or not relies mostly on how kne sees that topic.

Bottom line, this is adequately written.
One of the better pieces on fimfiction.net I'd say. I
didn't have to force myself through reading any segments as I usually have to when rummaging there.
Tentatively (very much so), recced.
 
Technically there are only two absolute de-recs there (veteranMortal and billymorph).
 
I never actually finished reading it, not because there was something specifically wrong with it, but it got less interesting as I went along.
I mean, some of the derecs for other fics were along the lines of "yeah, it's a good story and way better than anything else that can be found in this particular type of crossover, but some of its minor weaknesses make it not really on par with what I'd call best of the best"; I rather think that "it wasn't good enough for me to finish reading it" should not be a good criteria for recommendation, if these are the requisite standards. Isn't it?
 
I mean, some of the derecs for other fics were along the lines of "yeah, it's a good story and way better than anything else that can be found in this particular type of crossover, but some of its minor weaknesses make it not really on par with what I'd call best of the best"; I rather think that "it wasn't good enough for me to finish reading it" should not be a good criteria for recommendation, if these are the requisite standards. Isn't it?
I can't make sense of what you meant here. Did you somehow get the impression I was recommending Luna is a Harsh Mistress by Starscribe, when I said I'd add my voice to the two other absolute de-recs?
 
Let's have another go.

Slice of Life is an Assassin's Creed Syndicate fanfic that shows (shockingly) a slice of life as the Frye twins in the midst of their campaign through London. There's a problem and an arc of sorts, but at its core this is a oneshot dwelling on both of the Fryes and their relationship with one another and the people around them. Easily the best Syndicate fic I've ever found.
 
There were some recent posts regarding one-shots, and I'm still not 100% if they're valid, but I've got one that I have to put up here.

The boy with a scar series by dirgewithoutmusic, while technically listed as incomplete, is so engaging for me that I have to recommend it, if only so others can read it. This is a fantastic series of Harry Potter AU one-shots, containing 16 different scenarios covering a wide range of differing scenarios. Examples include differing Chosen Ones (Neville, Ron, Hermione), if Harry was a girl (cis or trans), and variations with the Dursley's (Petunia raises Harry properly, Dursley's are killed instead of Potters, Dudley is a wizard). The entire series is well-written and extremely detailed in how the change affects the universe as well as the protagonist. It also features great variety in the characters who gain focus on due to the altered scenarios, covering a wide portion of the Harry Potter cast throughout the various stories. While I would recommend this entire series for this list, I'll also list my three favourites from the series for individual consideration.

no place like home - Petunia refuses to accept Harry into her home, thus invalidating the Blood Wards. Dumbledore instead takes Harry to be raised in the safest place in the wizarding world, Hogwarts. This is a Harry Potter who is raised by teachers and students, who plays with paintings and ghosts, and who is protected by the most magical building in Britain. He grows up loved, he grows up accepted, he grows up in a house of magic and knowledge and learning. Three guess where he gets Sorted.
This Harry begins as a sort of Fae child, who knows more about Hogwarts and magic than his year-mates and has many quirks from growing up inside Hogwarts. He is kind and rather innocent and makes friends throughout all four Houses. The story develops as the threats outside Hogwarts begin intruding upon his sheltered life, allowing us to see Harry grow up from this sheltered child to an adult who is capable of leaving on a new adventure. I love the collection of friends, allies, and secrets he has accumulated from his life at Hogwarts and how that drastically changes some events while others still occur. My favourite of the series.

he will have power the dark lord knows not - Harry Potter is a squib. Yet he still must attend Hogwarts. A Harry not only saddled with the Chosen One label, but also with that of a wizarding world cripple. Gives a perspective on a part of wizarding society that is barely covered by the books, about those who could have been a part of it if not for a misfortune of birth, who are disdained and ignored by wizards, who are treated as lesser. Much of the story is unchanged, as the story goes into great detail how many of Harry's tools and tricks are magical in their own right and how some of his climatic confrontations rely very little on his own personal magic. Also has a great look at post-Hogwarts looking at the political and societal reform that Harry and his friends work to create in the wizarding world.

the kids who choose themselves - Voldemort has a complete victory on that fateful Halloween, and both Harry and Neville are dead. Probably the darkest story of the series, with Voldemort left alive and victorious and Dumbledore forced to salvage a new plan without the aid of any prophecy. Features both a perspective within Hogwarts itself as well as a wider view of the wizarding world under Voldemort's totalitarian reign (which is chilling to read about) and the underground operations by the Order to resist him. The primary characters are the Weasleys as a whole, although the family is split between those who would survive under Voldemort (and therefore can attend Hogwarts) and those who wouldn't (and must live in secret), but continues the trend of a massive cast-list and amazing alternate friendships and expansions upon characters who barely have any canonical information.
 
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The boy with a scar series by dirgewithoutmusic, while technically listed as complete,
You mean incomplete. I don't think any incomplete story deservs to be on the list, my personal reference for why is 'A young woman's political record', but I'm sure everyone has there own opinion on the ur example of a "started out great then the quality dropped" story.

That said,
1)This does not appear to a story, but a series of 4 separate stories, each of which is complete, so if you wanted to recommend them that would be fine.
2)Just because a an author didn't specifically mark a story as complete doesn't mean it's incomplete.

I haven't actually read the stories yet, just skimmed to figure out what it was so no rec or de-rec yet, I'll let you know what I think of it later.
 
You mean incomplete. I don't think any incomplete story deservs to be on the list, my personal reference for why is 'A young woman's political record', but I'm sure everyone has there own opinion on the ur example of a "started out great then the quality dropped" story.

That said,
1)This does not appear to a story, but a series of 4 separate stories, each of which is complete, so if you wanted to recommend them that would be fine.
2)Just because a an author didn't specifically mark a story as complete doesn't mean it's incomplete.

I haven't actually read the stories yet, just skimmed to figure out what it was so no rec or de-rec yet, I'll let you know what I think of it later.
Fixed, thank you. Again, I'm not 100% about the ruling on collections, which is why I also included my top three individual stories from the series for their own consideration. Looking forward to reading what you think of them.
 
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Fixed, thank you. Again, I'm not 100% about the ruling on collections, which is why I also included my top three from the series. Looking forward to reading what you think of them.
To clarify, if you say something like "while technically listed as incomplete", that means it doesn't belong on this list. If it's a series of separate stories each of which is complete and you wish to recommend the individual stories, then say so. If you think it's a complete story, despite the author not marking it...well I'd agree it deservs to be looked at, others might not and again you need to explain.
 
The boy with a scar series by dirgewithoutmusic, while technically listed as incomplete,
De-rec. I started reading the first two "chapters" of Boy with a Scar, and each time started skimming because there was a lot of telling about the story the author was going to write, but very little actual story.
no place like home - Petunia refuses to accept Harry into her home, thus invalidating the Blood Wards. Dumbledore instead takes Harry to be raised in the safest place in the wizarding world, Hogwarts.
De-rec. This is a nice enough story, but it's much too compressed with too much telling and not enough showing. Not any where near what I'd call the best ever.
 
Queen of Blood: A Worm/Castevania crossover. Taylor as a vampire, very well written.
Also Earth-Bet is Mass Effect's earth
 
Queen of Blood: A Worm/Castevania crossover. Taylor as a vampire, very well written.
Also Earth-Bet is Mass Effect's earth
Hard de-rec.
It may have started out interesting, but it very quickly devolved into yet another worm powerwank. It ruined basically any semblence of conflict a quarter of the way through the fic and never made any attempts at bringing it back.
 
Queen of Blood: A Worm/Castevania crossover. Taylor as a vampire, very well written.
Also Earth-Bet is Mass Effect's earth
Seconded,

It ruined basically any semblence of conflict a quarter of the way through the fic and never made any attempts at bringing it back.
There was serious conflict up until the end of the story. Heck the ending is when Taylor wakes up several years after fighting Scion, something that was very much in doubt before that.
 
Hard de-rec.
It may have started out interesting, but it very quickly devolved into yet another worm powerwank. It ruined basically any semblence of conflict a quarter of the way through the fic and never made any attempts at bringing it back.
Derecomended for the same reasons. Also, it straddles this weird space where it ma ages to be dull and interesting at the same time. Various Worm characters becoming effectively deities, outside of Taylor's experience, should be genuinely interesting. Instead it just sort of slides into the story and then continues to exist without decent exploration into the consequences, implications, or emotional depth, mostly defaulting to being a power up. It tries briefly, and it just sort of flops.

I do like the idea of Castlevania being a hybridisation of Castle Heterodyne and the TARDIS. Not so much for it being a massive population centre that when "destroyed" will simply return from a pocket dimension in X-years.

New problems and obstacles raised have the effectiveness of a styrofoam barricade and last about as long as chocolate kettle in hell, while local problems are more or less completely irrelevant. I remember the S9 being treated as important enough to warrant unecessary wordcounts detailing their afterlives/punishments, despite being less relevant than other characters. Strange choices, and a fairly excessive amount of exposition dumping in the last two-thirds of the story.

Reasonably executed checklist fix-fic, but not even slightly close to the best.

Edit: Also, I have quite limited experience of Castlevania so I might be wrong, but isn't this just a massive original setting with a Castlevania logo slapped on it?

Edit the second: Dire Worm hits nearly all the same beats in slightly over half QoB's wordcount, and I found it more entertaining, compelling, creative, and far better populated and structured. I might even recommend it if it were complete.
 
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IIRC from some vauge Googling it draws primarily on one of the game reboots?
Basically, Castlevania has three Continuities.

Classic/Official/IGA: The one put foward by the ex head of the CV games Koga Igarashi, this starts with Lament of Innocence for the PS2 and ends with Dawn of Sorrow for the PS2.

New Timeline: Compromised of two GoW Clones: Castelvania (no subtitle) and Castlevania Lords of Shadow. Which is the continuity the author of QoB is basing its setting around off.

Fan: Whatever you want to, because Iga took out some games out of continuity and not everybody agrees with that.

Regarding QoB, while I like it and its one of my favorite stories, its a de rec.

It does a lot of neat world building, Taylor's death has consequences for Danny and her resurrection brings out yet again, more consequences.

My main problem is that its too white and black in terms of the sliding scale, while this is a reflection of the series, it feels that this nuance is needed.

The S9 arc is kinda decent, but it has a bit of an interesting or awkward red flag, why Dracul's power considers Taylor more worthy than Jack Slash? (Talking about Jack before he went nuts), the text isn't particularly clear on why this is, beyond Taylor willingness to use her powers in other directions.

What makes her less worthy than say, Armsmaster who while an asshole is dedicated to heroism, how's she better than any other candidate for it?

I think its an ok CV fic and somewhat above average for Worm.
 
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I've been reading a lot of Fire Emblem Three Houses fanfics recently, and while most of the ones I really, really like aren't finished, there is a few that have. Out of those, Our Path Is Crooked But True stands out to me as the best, completed, long fic I've found.

It's an Ingrid focused story set during White Clouds that explores why she might transfer to the Eagles. It has incredible worldbuilding, excellent writing and is very good at making the reader uncomfortable at the situation of a girl who wants to be a knight but comes from a poor noble family who need her to marry someone wealthy so that they stop starving (with all the people she would be marrying be interested in her for her Crest).

While it also touches on topics that a lot of other fics also go into (institutional racism, the messed up nature of the church, toxic chivalry, abusive feudalism and other examples of Fodlan's ills), I haven't found another fic that shines as bright and uncompromising a spotlight on what Crestbabies, arranged marriages and the accompanying misogyny truly represent. Chapter 11 is probably the height of that theme, and parts of it made me feel incredibly unclean and I had some trouble rereading that chapter of the fic when making sure I would list it in his thread. The quality of the writing helped get through it.

Example passage from right after Ingrid's paralogue
Adamantly seconded. It is excellent, it is credible, it is a wonderful character piece, it is a grim exploration of just how fucked Fódlan is.
 
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