Kaiser is going to be a head and torso kept alive to generate metal, just you wait.
 
Man. Kaiser really doesn't know when to quit, does he? Oh well, not like it'd save his life even if he did at this point. Time for the Chainsaw o DOOM.
 
You know, I like that despite how people mock Sidmark and the merchants, they posses enough self awareness to hunker down and say 'yeah, we might be baked, stoned and high, but even we can tell getting tangled up in this shit is NOT a good idea'. And a very good way for the PRT and Piggot to lay down the law/warning about the new hazard in the city to try and make sure there is a city left. Yeah, some people would bitch about the fact that as law enforcement she invited criminals to the meeting... she can just point them to the collateral damage so far and deadpan 'do you want them setting her off?'

I look forward to the empire going down in hellfire. And chainsaws. And ESCALATION!
 
Hmm. Do you think if you saw a building off at the base, you can send the entire thing to Hell? Just a thought...

Or, maybe you can line a Gate up nicely so it falls/drops on an important part of Kaiser's shard, on the alt-Earth it lives on? Extra points if it's still in a basically upright position, afterwards?
 
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You know, the funniest part of this is going to be the Everyone's realization that her preferred melee weapon is a chainsaw. Not a sword/axe/polearm/etc. like most sensible capes. But a chainsaw used as a melee weapon. Considering the issues with using one in that manner, that's going to say a lot about her to onlookers.
 
You know, the funniest part of this is going to be the Everyone's realization that her preferred melee weapon is a chainsaw. Not a sword/axe/polearm/etc. like most sensible capes. But a chainsaw used as a melee weapon. Considering the issues with using one in that manner, that's going to say a lot about her to onlookers.
Her preferred melee weapon is her fists. The chainsaw is what she uses when she wants to have some fun.
 
Why could he hear a chainsaw?
While she picked up a glorious amount of weapons and ammunition during her travels, she has expended a good amount of it of late. I'm sure she just needs to top up her munitions stores back to max in case she has to deal with a legitimate threat at some point.

That and it being Earth, refueling her chainsaw should be cheap and easy! Pseudo-infinite-ammo and Loot-Pinata cycles, ftw.
 
This is not communication, nor is it negotiation, debate, bargain, sociable or otherwise.
This is The Statement.
This is my Boomstick, I came here to chew pizza and kill Nazis. And I'm all out of pizza.
 
While she picked up a glorious amount of weapons and ammunition during her travels, she has expended a good amount of it of late. I'm sure she just needs to top up her munitions stores back to max in case she has to deal with a legitimate threat at some point.

That and it being Earth, refueling her chainsaw should be cheap and easy! Pseudo-infinite-ammo and Loot-Pinata cycles, ftw.
pretty sure she knows how to make all of the ammo by now.
 
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