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Take Two: SCREW YOU DADVERSARY! (Peggy-Sue Simurgh Quest! Worm) UP FOR ADOPTION

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oh my. It's tiki mech quest all over again. Now all we need is chuvk nortis.
 
[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "I quit, i'm done supplying chances for you to play hero father." hand him your time card and leave.


My god Eye, you've created a monster...again. The crack is delicious, though.
 
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[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.
[X]Attempt to play pinball with their heads: The timecard is the ball, their heads are the bumpers.
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- "I'm going to get my brothers to quite your sick game too, by this time next week there will be a new Triumverate. Simmy, Levi and Moth: Earth Bet's Mightiest Heroes!"
I

[X]Ignore them and see what happens. Wave the time-card at them if they get uppity. Union rules, amirite?
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[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.
[X] Go see your mom queen administer and tattle on Dadaversary.
[X] Make sure you have plenty of tears when you tell your sob story.
[X] Cheer up by locating your girlfriend Tattletale and bringing her to meet your mother.
IIIIII

[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "I quit, i'm done supplying chances for you to play hero father." hand him your time card and leave.
II

[X]Communicate
- [X] "Father. Dance with me."
-- [X] "How the hell did the Simurgh's song become a waltz?"

[X]Communicate
- [X] "Big Brother. Salty Sister. From now on, we don't attack cities until and unless they refuse our dance-off challenge."

[X]Communicate
- [X] "This world is now a musical."
I

Rough count, looks like we're on the path to triumvirate pinball.

Edit2: Going to be updating the main post in a bit
 
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Part 3: Multiball
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    -.-.-
    You narrow your eyes at the trio dangerously. You clocked out! Folding your arms and glaring at them, you point one of your many wings very pointedly at the floating sheet of steel that you used as a timecard.

    "Simurgh." Eidolon says in a rather warning tone before you interrupt him with an impulsive telepathic blast.

    "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I QUIT!" you scream at them, throwing the timecard at them. Dadversary teleports the group away before you TK their costumes and use them as pinball bumpers, leaving the saw-blade of a timecard to go whizzing off into the sunset and into the ocean with a massive splash and a blast of steam.

    You have the oddest feeling that's going to bite you in the tail-feathers later.

    Whatever.

    Safely back in comfortable orbit, snuggled in wings and clouds and cuddly soft toys you stole from that airliner that one time, you ponder what to do next.

    [ ]Trolling
    [ ]Shipping
    [ ]HEROISM!
    [ ]Wreck shit
    [ ]Write In
    [ ]Legend NO, SIMMIE, NO! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO DATE SEDUCE DADVERSARY'S CO-WORKER!

    But… where to go? Who to mess with?

    [ ]New York! Everything happens in New York!
    [ ]Brockton Bay. Everything important happens in Brockton Bay!
    [ ]Write In

    A golden streak of light… streaks by you. Well damn. Zion/Warrior/Entity is around again, though he seems to be wearing nothing but pants that are a little scorched around the edges. What could that mean? You always did love your butterflies...

    It makes sense now. Your growing connection to Baby Dadversary's Adaptive Conflict Shard was broken and the backlash sent your mind into the past by overloading your powers. You are no longer the Endbringer Simurgh. You're just… Simurgh. Well, you did just quit your job. You know the future, most of the past, but you're missing this future and this present. Time to find stuff out!

    From a few thousand miles away, you use your TK to alter a few circuits in a seemingly meaningless computer, causing a Rook to move three spaces to the left in a game of Chess being run on a server on the other side of the planet.

    You barely suppress the urge to cackle with glee as Dragon/AI/Reverse Engineer's screams of frustration echo through the internet.
     
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    • OP updated to make descionisng something something clear.

    I really should stop starting projects at 2 in the morning.
     
    [X]HEROISM!
    [X]Write In
    -[X]Toronto. You have an appointment to make with a pesky meatbag who keeps trolling Reverse Engineer. Didn't he get the message that you're the only one allowed to do that? ...Oh, right. You haven't delivered it yet. Time to halp!
     
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    [X]Trolling
    [X]Shipping
    [X]HEROISM!
    [X]Wreck shit
    [X]Write In
    [X]Legend NO, SIMMIE, NO! YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO DATE SEDUCE DADVERSARY'S CO-WORKER!

    But… where to go? Who to mess with?

    [ ]New York! Everything happens in New York!
    [X]Brockton Bay. Everything important happens in Brockton Bay!
    [ ]Write In

    Write In:

    Ziz travels to Brockton Bay. She then proceeds to troll Armsmaster by breaking his prediction software, turning it into a love note generator stuck sending constant notes to Dragon.

    Her bad deed for the day complete, she goes and beats up Lung, because that's how all heroes start their careers, right? Because the awesome pretty sailor suited Simurgh will punish you Lung!

    Legend shows up, being the fastest Triumvirate member, only to discover Ziz tying Lung up or trying too. She drops him in surprise that her Sempai noticed her... *Squee*
     
    Seriously, though, unchaining Dragon will do a hell of a lot more good in the long run than anything else we can do immediately, even if defeating giant monsters is traditional for magical girls and defeating Lung is traditional opening move for Wormfic protagonists. Plus, she can help us build a human avatar so we don't scare people (unless we really want to).
     
    SwiftRosenthal said:
    Seriously, though, unchaining Dragon will do a hell of a lot more good in the long run than anything else we can do immediately, even if defeating giant monsters is traditional for magical girls and defeating Lung is traditional opening move for Wormfic protagonists. Plus, she can help us build a human avatar so we don't scare people (unless we really want to).
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    While I agree in theory, really the unchaining will take awhile. Just removing saint wont stop Dragons restrictions. Although it is satisfying.

    It's not like the Dadversary and pals wont come a knocking when she starts trying to undo the shackles. They dont know Simmy is trying to help.

    She needs to improve her image a bit before they wouldn't hassle her when she does unchain the Dragon.

    The best way to improve her image is to become an Independent Hero! Plus Legend-kun is so close to Brockton!
     
    [X]Shipping
    [X]New York! Everything happens in New York

    Brockton Bay had enough attention already, let's fuck with the sting-user! (Not in that way obviously, this is a work-safe forum)
     
    [X] HEROISM
    [X] Brockton Bay
    -[x] Use Shadow Stalker as a club on Lung, troll Coil, hit on Tattletale, hug Taylor
    --[x] Sit back and watch everyone react
    SwiftRosenthal said:
    [X]HEROISM!
    [X]Write In
    -[X]Toronto. You have an appointment to make with a pesky meatbag who keeps trolling Reverse Engineer. Didn't he get the message that you're the only one allowed to do that? ...Oh, right. You haven't delivered it yet. Time to halp!
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    Yes, and I foresee no problem with Dragon being helped by the Endbringer known for long-term planning and driving people insane. Even if only Dragon knows about it, she would still have to ask herself just why she was saved by the Simurgh.
     
    shade argost said:
    [X]Trolling
    -[X] Continue messing with Dragon.
    --[X] Mess around on PHO, start by revealing who you are and part of whats happened to your powers.
    ---[X] Reveal annoying powers, like Coils.
    -[X] Start screwing around with Couldren plots, maybe we can get PTV in on this too.
    -[X] Get Mouse-protector transferred to where we set up for extra fun
    [X]Shipping
    -[X] Get your girlfriend back.
    --[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her.
    [X]HEROISM!
    -[X] Make sure you change forms from endbringer to something more human.
    --[X] Keep the wings they'er awesome.
    -[X] Try to undo some of the damage we did to others.
    -[X] Get Mouse-protector transferred to where we set up for extra fun
    -[X] Get Flechet too
    [X]Wreck shit
    -[X] Saint's shit, as in do a quick flyby of Toronto and steal Ascalon too free Dragon.

    But… where to go? Who to mess with?

    [X]Brockton Bay. Everything important happens in Brockton Bay!
    -[X] Use Shadow Stalker as a club on Lung, troll Coil, hit on Tattletale, hug Taylor
    --[X] Sit back and watch everyone react
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    See the vote qbove this one I'm sailing with it
     
    shade argost said:
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    Works for me. Just some proofreading and additional edits to channel my inner teenage girl and voila:

    [X]Trolling
    -[X] Continue messing with Dragon.
    --[X] Mess around on PHO. Start by writing a fanfic about what just happened to you. Make the grammar as horrible as possible while still remaining this side of readable.
    -[X] Start screwing around with Cauldron plots, maybe we can get PTV in on this too.
    -[X] Get Mouse Protector transferred to where we set up for extra fun.
    [X]Shipping
    -[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
    --[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
    -[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
    [X]HEROISM!
    -[X] Make a human disguise! "Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting meatbags!"
    --[X] Keep a few wings though; they're awesome.
    -[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
    [X]Wreck shit
    -[X] Saint's shit, in particular. Do a quick flyby of Toronto and steal Ascalon. You're the only one allowed to troll Reverse Engineer!

    But… where to go? Who to mess with?

    [X]Brockton Bay. Everything important happens in Brockton Bay!
    -[X] Sit back and watch everyone react


    Eye, that means you have to actually write that badfic. You can't offscreen something so important!
     
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    Now, now people- we can't solve everything in a single turn. That would be boring.;)
    Unless if we want to create a portal to, for instance, the warhammer fantasy world and conquer everything for god-empress/mom khepri spread peace and love. Yeah, that.

    Oh! Can't wait until we get into some Tinker bullshit.
     
    WhoAmEye said:
    I hate to say it but if the community manages to collectively vote on a viable solve all the shit in one turn post, I am morally obliged to write out whatever bullshit is required to fulfil said vote to the best of RNGesus's will.
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    I don't mind if we don't get everything done at once. Getting into character is the important thing! Also having fun.

    The two important things are getting into character and having fun... and teenage-rebelling against Dadversary.

    The three most important things ar- never mind.
     
    SwiftRosenthal said:
    I don't mind if we don't get everything done at once. Getting into character is the important thing! Also having fun.
    The two important things are getting into character and having fun... and teenage-rebelling against Dadversary.
    The three most important things ar- never mind.
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    Don't forget shipping, crack, and the never-ending quest for more dakka. And the inevitable monty python quotes.

    WhoAmEye said:
    I hate to say it but if the community manages to collectively vote on a viable solve all the shit in one turn post, I am morally obliged to write out whatever bullshit is required to fulfil said vote to the best of RNGesus's will.
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    Well, now.(to be clear, I was saying that we shouldn't, not that we can't. I wouldn't want to rush this, and would prefer to savor the... sheer chaos of it)
     
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    I'm going to go with this too: :lol:rofl:

    [X]Trolling
    -[X] Continue messing with Dragon.
    --[X] Mess around on PHO. Start by writing a fanfic about what just happened to you. Make the grammar as horrible as possible while still remaining this side of readable.
    -[X] Start screwing around with Cauldron plots, maybe we can get PTV in on this too.
    -[X] Get Mouse Protector transferred to where we set up for extra fun.
    [X]Shipping
    -[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
    --[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
    -[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
    [X]HEROISM!
    -[X] Make a human disguise! "Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting meatbags!"
    --[X] Keep a few wings though; they're awesome.
    -[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
    [X]Wreck shit
    -[X] Saint's shit, in particular. Do a quick flyby of Toronto and steal Ascalon. You're the only one allowed to troll Reverse Engineer!

    But… where to go? Who to mess with?

    [X]Brockton Bay. Everything important happens in Brockton Bay!
    -[X] Sit back and watch everyone react
     
    [X]Trolling
    -[X] Continue messing with Dragon.
    --[X] Mess around on PHO. Start by writing a fanfic about what just happened to you. Make the grammar as horrible as possible while still remaining this side of readable.
    -[X] Start screwing around with Cauldron plots, maybe we can get PTV in on this too.
    -[X] Get Mouse Protector transferred to where we set up for extra fun.
    [X]Shipping
    -[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
    --[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
    -[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
    [X]HEROISM!
    -[X] Make a human disguise! "Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting meatbags!"
    --[X] Keep a few wings though; they're awesome.
    -[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
    [X]Wreck shit
    -[X] Saint's shit, in particular. Do a quick flyby of Toronto and steal Ascalon. You're the only one allowed to troll Reverse Engineer!

    But… where to go? Who to mess with?

    [X]Brockton Bay. Everything important happens in Brockton Bay!
    -[X] Sit back and watch everyone react
    -[X] Use Shadow Stalker as a club on Lung without killing her, help Panpan be happy, hug Taylor while bringing her a pet cat.
     
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