Take Two: SCREW YOU DADVERSARY! (Peggy-Sue Simurgh Quest! Worm) UP FOR ADOPTION

[X]Trolling
-[X] Continue messing with Dragon.
--[X] Mess around on PHO. Start by writing a fanfic about what just happened to you. Make the grammar as horrible as possible while still remaining this side of readable.
-[X] Start screwing around with Cauldron plots, maybe we can get PTV in on this too.
-[X] Get Mouse Protector transferred to where we set up for extra fun.
[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
[X]HEROISM!
-[X] Make a human disguise! "Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting meatbags!"
--[X] Keep a few wings though; they're awesome.
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
[X]Wreck shit
-[X] Saint's shit, in particular. Do a quick flyby of Toronto and steal Ascalon. You're the only one allowed to troll Reverse Engineer!

But… where to go? Who to mess with?

[X]Brockton Bay. Everything important happens in Brockton Bay!
-[X] Sit back and watch everyone react

I will need several willing victims volunteers for the PHO Interlude/Trolling.

as before, ElderitchAdorable.
(Verified Cuddly)
 
Part 4: Goal Setting
Part 4: Goal-Setting
-.-.-
[X]Trolling
-[X] Continue messing with Dragon.
--[X] Mess around on PHO. Start by writing a fanfic about what just happened to you. Make the grammar as horrible as possible while still remaining this side of readable.
-[X] Start screwing around with Cauldron plots, maybe we can get PTV in on this too.
-[X] Get Mouse Protector transferred to where we set up for extra fun.
[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
[X]HEROISM!
-[X] Make a human disguise! "Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting meatbags!"
--[X] Keep a few wings though; they're awesome.
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
[X]Wreck shit
-[X] Saint's shit, in particular. Do a quick flyby of Toronto and steal Ascalon. You're the only one allowed to troll Reverse Engineer!

But… where to go? Who to mess with?

[X]Brockton Bay. Everything important happens in Brockton Bay!
-[X] Sit back and watch everyone react

Ah, it's nice to have an end goal, isn't it? You smile ever so slightly as you twist your course around to take you to a little clove of houses somewhere in Canada. Some jerkass by the name of 'Saint' (pffft) is messing with Reverse Engineer.
Only you are allowed to mess with Reverse Engineer!
Speaking of which, a few who-gives-a-damn miles away, a laptop is booted up and immediately the user, a 'Simurgh-Bomb' you control by the name of Tom logs on to Winged_One's PHO account.
You look up at the sky, giving the nearest of Reverse Engineer's satellites a sly grin and a cheeky wink before pulling the clouds over you again. Reverse Engineer's servers begin heating up a tiny bit in response, and you can hear her venting to Efficiency Engine about you.
Gosh, could you be any more of a tease?
[ ]YES
[ ]Lets not fluster the AI any more than we need to...

A human proxy form might be nice. It'd definitely make re-wooing Negotiator a little easier. Hell, why even bother with a proxy? You could just shift your dimension-screwery is all, like… that… and… you have a human-ish form ready to go at the drop of a suspiciously stylish fedora!


Your human self is:
[ ]Young. Like adorable little Vista.
[ ]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
[ ]Mature. Because you are totally a mature adult and in control of your life. Screw you, Dadversary!
[ ]Write In

Oooohhh, but you do so dearly love your wings….
[ ]Go full Simurgh. Touch no feather.
[ ]Semi-Simmie. Maybe a skin-and-ALL THE WINGS!!! combo would be less… frightening.
[ ]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
[ ]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
[ ]Write In

(Pick one each. All of the above isn't doable in this case, ya slimy bastards! XD)

Above Toronto, and that little techno-phobic jerkass Saint, you let a tiny smile tug at your lips. How do you want to do this?
[ ]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*
[ ]"With subtlety."
[ ]Sing the Song of your People
[ ]Write In
(Pick one or two)

Once you have dealt with Saint, what do you plan to do next?
[ ]Trolling
-[ ] Continue messing with Dragon.
--[ ] Mess around on PHO. Start by writing a fanfic about what just happened to you. Make the grammar as horrible as possible while still remaining this side of readable.
-[ ] Start screwing around with Cauldron plots, maybe we can get PTV in on this too.
-[ ] Get Mouse Protector transferred to where we set up for extra fun.
[ ]Shipping
-[ ] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[ ] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[ ] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
[ ]HEROISM!
-[X] Make a human disguise! "Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting meatbags!"
--[X] Keep a few wings though; they're awesome.

-[ ] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
[X]Wreck shit
-[X] Saint's shit, in particular. Do a quick flyby of Toronto and steal Ascalon. You're the only one allowed to troll Reverse Engineer!


But… where to go? Who to mess with?

[ ]Brockton Bay. Everything important happens in Brockton Bay!
-[ ] Sit back and watch everyone react
(If you pick every single one at once I will do whatever I want probably throw a tantrum.)
 
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[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[X] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
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[X]YES
[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
[X]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*

Next!!!1

[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?

The time for subtlety has ended! The time for shipping has begun!
 
[X]YES
[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
[X]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*

Next!!!1

[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
 
[X]YES
[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
[X]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*

Next!!!1

[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
 
[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go to school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
---[X] Wait, QA/mom doesn't go to Arcadia. You'll need to fix that!

[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.
-[X]Keep some feathers in your new human hair though. They're cute.

[X]"With subtlety."

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
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[X]YES
[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
[X]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*

Next!!!1

[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting fromNew York! She's about QA's age, right?


Ha such crack your stories greatly amuse me Eye.
 
[X]YES
[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go to school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
---[X] Wait, QA/mom doesn't go to Arcadia. You'll need to fix that!


[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.
-[X]Keep some feathers in your new human hair though. They're cute.

[X]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*

[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?

DOIN' IT.
 
[X]YES
[ ]Lets not fluster the AI any more than we need to...

[ ]Young. Like adorable little Vista.
[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
[ ]Mature. Because you are totally a mature adult and in control of your life. Screw you, Dadversary!
[ ]Write In

Oooohhh, but you do so dearly love your wings….
[ ]Go full Simurgh. Touch no feather.
[ ]Semi-Simmie. Maybe a skin-and-ALL THE WINGS!!! combo would be less… frightening.
[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
[ ]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
[ ]Write In

[ ]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*
[ ]"With subtlety."
[X]Sing the Song of your People
[X]Write In: She Sing's the song of her people... Rick Astley.

 
[X]Lets not fluster the AI any more than we need to...
[X]Young. Like adorable little Vista.
[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.

We'd be the cutest cherub.

[X]Sing the Song of your People
[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
 
[X]YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
[X]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*

Next!!!1

[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
 
[X] YES

[X] Mature. Because you are totally a mature adult and in control of your life. Screw you, Dadversary! (BUT NOT LITERALLY BECAUSE BIOLOGY IS GROSS)

[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all. (IT IS A CUNNING DISGUISE.)

[X] "With subtlety." (A week later, through an inexplicable turn of ridiculous events, Ascalon is in Armsy's arms and Saint is in jail with two broken legs and a surprise tattoo.)

-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
 
[X] young like adorable little vista

[X] Angel mode

[X] With subtlety
[X] sing the song of your people
 
[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.
[x]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[x] Make sure that we look like we could be mom-aminister's daughter. Well, more like sister, considering her current age.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[x] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[x]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*(do this out of disguise)

Next:
[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[x] Subtly ensure that Canary goes free
--[x] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.

Edited because oh shit Canary.
 
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Basically I want to go to Boston next because once we enter Brockton, we'll probably never leave. Let's get some more stuff checked off the list, like Accord and Echidna and our spiritual big sister Can-


ohshit I forgot about Canary! She's in Boston too, right? *goes back to edit*
 
Bird-women (or asexual space kaijuu) of the world, unite!
Note, I'm using this block for the Boston vote:

[]Boston
-[] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
This is going to be glorious.

And just because I can't get this idea out of my head, Mini-omake "Subtlety"
Mags yawned again as she made coffee for her and Saint. The guy was a fanatic, there was no doubt about it. Keeping an eye on Dragon had to be done, but he could at least take a break every now and then.
She shuffled down the cold wooden floors, coffee in-hand. "Saint!" she called, "Coffee!"
"Thanks!" he replied, just as loudly, even though she'd just pushed the door open with her foot. "I'll be out in a-"
*BOOM*
A giant white feather-coated fist smashed through the wall, Saint, and then the other wall. Mags stared, open mouthed, dropping the coffee as the fist retracted.
"S-s-s-s-"
The giant hand moved closer to her, and two fingers reached out, likely about to crush her skull- But they didn't. They simply pinched the coffee mugs out of mid-air where she'd left them, and promptly stole them.
Mags fainted dead away.
 
To go with the above:
The Pretty Princess Magical Bird Girl Of Justice took a sip of her coffee. Nodding at its taste(she didn't actually know if it was good or not, not having tastebuds, but didn't want to admit it) she floated the other over to her fellow Pretty Princess Magical Bird Girl Of Justice- poor girl must be cold, the way she was shaking.
 
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