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Take Two: SCREW YOU DADVERSARY! (Peggy-Sue Simurgh Quest! Worm) UP FOR ADOPTION

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[X]YES
[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
[X]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*

Next!!!1

[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?

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Meanwhile in New York, Flechette and her partner was patrolling the New York skyline, she paused just right at the edge of the skyscrapper suddenly.

Frogger: "What's wrong Flechette?"
Flechette: "I have sensed a great disturbance in the shipping chart, something big must have happened."
Frogger: "Are you sure it's not because someone is writing slashfic about you and that Dad Vader guy again?"
Flechette: "That damned VoidCowboy! But no, that's not it..."
Frogger: *Looked a bit worried* "Oh hey look! The Adept is robbing a bank, let's go beat them up!!"
Flechette: "Oh whatever, it's probably nothing important."
 
WhoAmEye said:
Simmie's eye twitched. Nothing important? NOTHING. IMPORTANT?!
Sting will soon face the wrath of a shipper scorned. *evil planning mode engaged*
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Lily: "I have made a huge mistake."
Kay(Frogger): "You meant like that one time when your father bought a shitty Nissan before crashing it into your house and turned into Dad Vader?"
Lily: "At least it's not a blue Prius..."
 
[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[X] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.
[x]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[x] Make sure that we look like we could be mom-aminister's daughter. Well, more like sister, considering her current age.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[x] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[x]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*(do this out of disguise)

Next:
[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[x] Subtly ensure that Canary goes free
--[x] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
[X]YES
[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
[X]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*

Next!!!1

[X]Shipping
-[X] Get your girlfriend (Negotiator) back! <3
--[X] Set up that jerkbag Coil for a fatal fall. Literally. He can't stop true love!
-[X] Set QA/mom up with somebody who actually appreciates her. Like Sting from New York! She's about QA's age, right?
 
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[X] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.[/QUOTE]
 
[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSFW section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.-
-[X] Make sure that we look like we could be mom-administer's daughter. Well, more like sister, considering her current age.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[X] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.
-[X]Keep some feathers in your new human hair though. They're cute.

[X] "With subtlety." (A week later, through an inexplicable turn of ridiculous events, Ascalon is in Armsy's arms and Saint is in jail with two broken legs and a surprise tattoo.)

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSFW section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.-
-[X] Make sure that we look like we could be mom-administer's daughter. Well, more like sister, considering her current age.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[X] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.
-[X]Keep some feathers in your new human hair though. They're cute.

[X] "With subtlety." (A week later, through an inexplicable turn of ridiculous events, Ascalon is in Armsy's arms and Saint is in jail with two broken legs and a surprise tattoo.)

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
[X]YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSFW section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.-
--[X] Make sure that we look like we could be mom-administer's daughter. Well, more like sister, considering her current age.
---[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
----[X] Make the records say she's your sister. You know, for trolling.

[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
-[X]Keep some feathers in your new human hair though. They're cute.


[X] Shipping

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
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[X] YES

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.

[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all. (IT IS A CUNNING DISGUISE.)

[X] "With subtlety." (A week later, through an inexplicable turn of ridiculous events, Ascalon is in Armsy's arms and Saint is in jail with two broken legs and a surprise tattoo.)

-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
 
Posting here to add a Boston vote as well!

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
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[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[X] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[X] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go to school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
---[X] Wait, QA/mom doesn't go to Arcadia. You'll need to fix that!

[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.

[X]"With subtlety."

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.
[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[X] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.
[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
armorfiend said:
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.
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Seriously, we were told to pick only one. This is not doing that.
 
Gosh, could you be any more of a tease?
[X]YES

Your human self is:
[X]Write In
-[X] Whatever age and appearance is convenient at the moment. This isn't even your final form! ;)

Oooohhh, but you do so dearly love your wings….
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.

(Pick one each. All of the above isn't doable in this case, ya slimy bastards! XD)
[X] Yeahsureyoubetcha.

Above Toronto, and that little techno-phobic jerkass Saint, you let a tiny smile tug at your lips. How do you want to do this?
[X]WOO IM AN ENBRINGA MUTHAFU-*explosion sounds*
[X]"With subtlety."
According to the exact wording of your post, two is entirely doable here. So have fun with that.

[X]Trolling
-[X] Continue messing with Dragon.
--[X] Mess around on PHO. Start by writing a fanfic about what just happened to you.
---[X] Write-in: The grammar of the fanfic is entirely legible and intelligent. This will just make the fireworks brighter.
 
[X] YES
-[X] by throwing up nude pics of Armsy in the NSWF section on PHO.

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[X] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
[X]YES
-[X] Is this even a question?!

Your human self is:
[X]Mature. Because you are totally a mature adult and in control of your life. Screw you, Dadversary!
-[X] Anyone who says you can't be adorable or rebellious in a nice, mature body is obviously wrong.

Oooohhh, but you do so dearly love your wings….
[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population.
-[X] Feathers are nice and fluffy, you're all about feathers. And they are all about you: every inch except for the eyes, mouth and nose is covered with them.

Above Toronto, and that little techno-phobic jerkass Saint, you let a tiny smile tug at your lips. How do you want to do this?
[X] Boo! What, you were expecting heroes? Too bad, it's me, Simurgh!

Once you have dealt with Saint, what do you plan to do next?

[X]Trolling
-[X] Continue messing with Dragon.
--[X] Just make sure she doesn't get M/S protocol-ed for being messed with by you.
-[X] Start screwing around with Cauldron plots, maybe we can get PTV in on this too.
--[X] Teach Lady Luck to live a little!

But… where to go? Who to mess with?

[X]Brockton Bay. Everything important happens in Brockton Bay!
-[X] Mess with their heads, you're good at that. Now that your precog is gone and you can't predict their actions if you do it with your song, you'll have to use more direct (and satisfying) methods, like trolling.
 
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[X] YES
-[X]All the trolling

[X]Around Negotiator's age. You're having a teenage rebellion so it makes sense if you were a teenager.
-[X] About a year or two younger.
--[X] Falsify some records, we wanna go too school with QA/mom.
---[X] Make sure to get into Arcadia, all the wards go there and so does New Wave.
----[X] Get mom into Arcadia, too.
[X]Go full Hooman. Nope. Not a feather on me fellow human why would you suspect me of being an Endbringer when I am clearly not one at all.
-[X]Angel-mode. Keep the wings but tone it down to something… a little more positively viewed by the population, for our cape identity.

[X]Boston
-[X] Finish up what you did to Swapper, Thermonuclear, Cloner, and their friends. They were supposed to get a happy ending - AND THEY WOULD HAVE, if Dadversary hadn't interrupted you. (Meanie.)
-[X] Mastermind's urges create sufficient conflict, but keep getting in the way of his plans. Time to Halp!
-[X] Botanist was nice enough to make you a little Zizter - er, sister. Thank him!
-[X] They're throwing your spiritual big sister Mesmerizer under the bus, just because she looks like you! That's racist against bird-people! (RUDE!)
--[X] (Translation: subtly ensure that Canary goes free and the people who tried to railroad her are themselves punished appropriately.)
---[X] If that fails, rescue her, then unleash hell upon those who wronged her, taking several pages out of mom's book.
 
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