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Take Two: SCREW YOU DADVERSARY! (Peggy-Sue Simurgh Quest! Worm) UP FOR ADOPTION

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Part 2: My Inner Voices and Me
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    • Part 2: My Inner Voices and Me
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    You looked around as you dodge the various self-styled flying bricks and the many Blasters and Tinker-tech weaponry things being fired at you. Damn, you really feel like you should do something, but you're not quite sure. If only you still had your future-sight, you might be able to make a decent decision.

    Immediately, voices begin to clamour for attention in your head.

    Sing the Song Retreat and try "So, you still want-" of your people! to figure out "-to keep going?" what happened to us Should get a tattoo… punch out timecard Dadversary

    Okay. That was weird.

    Using your totally awesome and undeniably powerful TK, you push everyone away from you and raise walls of… well, whatever's lying around, really, and jam all the guns and block the Blaster's line of fire. That done, you bring up a thin sheet of steel, and make the most interesting-looking Tinker-tech contraption and attach it to the side of one of the few remaining buildings.

    "Is it…" you hear someone murmur in disbelief as you fly up to it and put your card in the slot. A massive click-cluthunk sound rings out over the battlefield. You pull out the card, smile, and give everyone a cheerful wave before a single beat of your wings send you flying up into the sky and away from all those pesky humans. "A fucking timecard?"

    So what actually happened? How the [REDACTED] did you end up back in Canberra?

    In the battle against Zion/Warrior/Entity, one of your 'cannons' had actually been a cloning device. A backup of Dadversary. Because of course, given David/Eidolon/Dadversary's mindset, getting killed in battle was a sure thing. For every thousand futures, on average, nine hundred and ninety-nine of them resulted in Dadversary's death.

    So, backup.

    In hindsight- heh, another feature you seem to have lost- maybe paying attention to the cloning tube might have been a good idea. With the Adaptive Conflict Shard already forming, you and your surviving siblings already had a growing mental connection to the baby Dadversary.

    Maybe Shard-Shenanigans and Tinker-Tech and Endbringer-Physics were a really bad combination. Why hadn't the mosaic warned you?

    Bah. Well, you're stuck here now. Sometime early in the human year 2011. Queen Administrator may have already synchronised by now. Path to Victory will likely be as much a pain as ever. Infinite Scheming, your favourite bud, would still be alive. What happened to your siblings? Did they come back in time with you, or did they remain dead? Why do you have the strangest urge to get a tattoo?

    Before you reach orbital height, three Shards/Hosts/Capes block your path. The so called 'Triumvirate'. Rebecca/Library of Alexandria/Timebreaker, Alexander/Legend/Coruscant Knave, and... David/Eidolon/Adaptive Conflict/Dadversary!


    Do you….
    [ ]SQUEEE!!! *hugglerush*
    [ ]Ignore them and see what happens
    [ ]Communicate
    -[ ]Write In
    [ ]Attempt to play pinball with their heads
    [ ]Write In:
     
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    • [X] Since Eidolon is your father, try to decide on if Alexandria or Legend is your mother.
     
    [X]Communicate
    -[X]Write In:     "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.
    [X]Attempt to play pinball with their heads: The timecard is the ball, their heads are the bumpers.

    edit: Also! SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS
     
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    oh dear god how did that become an actual suggestion? i claim no reponsibility for the whole timecard thingy

    Dropbear said:
    [X] Since Eidolon is your father, try to decide on if Alexandria or Legend is your mother.
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    Alexandria, Legend is married



    [X]Communicate
    -[X]Write In:     "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.
    [X]Attempt to play pinball with their heads: The timecard is the ball, their heads are the bumpers.
     
    [X]Ignore them and see what happens. Wave the time-card at them if they get uppity. Union rules, amirite?
     
    [X]Communicate
    -[X]Write In:     "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.
    [X]Attempt to play pinball with their heads: The timecard is the ball, their heads are the bumpers.
    The boat approves
     
    [X]Ignore them and see what happens. Wave the time-card at them if they get uppity. Union rules, amirite?
     
    Not having future sight sucks. Let's grab Dinah.

    Not sure about the rebelliousness anymore. We apparently did try to clone him and are happy to see that he's still alive.

    [X] Grab Dad and drag him into orbit. You have so much to talk about!
     
    [X]Communicate
    -[X]Write In:     "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.
    [X]Attempt to play pinball with their heads: The timecard is the ball, their heads are the bumpers.

    This needs the "what could possibly go wrong" tag if it currently does not have it.
     
    I just have to say it is really hard to put precog into a fic you aren't driving. Also, on another note, I feel like the choices I put up aren't really... good. At all. Hell, this is SVimurgh, I could probably just leave every decision option as "Write In" and still get cracky votes XD
     
    [X]Communicate
    -[X]Write In:     "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.
    [X]Attempt to play pinball with their heads: The timecard is the ball, their heads are the bumpers.
     
    [X]Communicate
    -[X]Write In:     "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.
    - "I'm going to get my brothers to quite your sick game too, by this time next week there will be a new Triumverate. Simmy, Levi and Moth: Earth Bet's Mightiest Heroes!"
     
    [X]Communicate
    -[X]Write In:     "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.
    [X] Go see your mom queen administer and tattle on Dadaversary.
    [X] Make sure you have plenty of tears when you tell your sob story.
    [X] Cheer up by locating your girlfriend Tattletale and bringing her to meet your mother.

    I don't know what I am thinking with this, and I do not even know it would be allowed.

    But damnit this is now a thing.
     
    Ziz has a mysterious crush on Legend.
    I can work with that.
    LAZORBIRD SHIP! :lol
     
    [X]Communicate
    - [X] "Father. Dance with me."
    -- [X] "How the hell did the Simurgh's song become a waltz?"

    [X]Communicate
    - [X] "Big Brother. Salty Sister. From now on, we don't attack cities until and unless they refuse our dance-off challenge."

    [X]Communicate
    - [X] "This world is now a musical."
     
    WhoAmEye said:
    Ziz has a mysterious crush on Legend.
    I can work with that.
    LAZORBIRD SHIP! :lol
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    Legend - *Posing in the mirror after a shower* Oh yeah, check out these guns! *Flex*
    Ziz - *In orbit above, blushing furiously*
    Dragon - Why the fuck is she doing that?!? I cant figure out what's going on to cause it!
     
    Silversun17 said:
    [X]Communicate
    -[X]Write In:     "I quit, i'm done supplying chances for you to play hero father." hand him your time card and leave.
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    EIdolon - What? Father? What? *Looks back and forth between the card and Ziz*
    Alexandria - It's customary to give Two weeks notice...
    Ziz - Oh you want notice? *Pulls a crisp typed up notice from behind her back* Here.
    Legend - What are your intentions? Where will you go?
    Ziz - Oh I dunno. I'm thinking Brockton Bay is nice this time of year.
    Alexandria - It's winter...
    Ziz - Yep. That sounds nice. *Lays a gentle hand on Eidolons shoulder* I'll see ya around for family Picnics Dadversary. *Waves* Toodles!
     
    Seclorum said:
    EIdolon - What? Father? What? *Looks back and forth between the card and Ziz*
    Alexandria - It's customary to give Two weeks notice...
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    "I'm not exactly working in a typical job am I? now out of the way brat i need a fucking vacation." if she protests being called brat. "aren't girls of your biological age supposed to be obecessing over boys and teen magazines?"
     
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