Take Two: SCREW YOU DADVERSARY! (Peggy-Sue Simurgh Quest! Worm) UP FOR ADOPTION

[Seclorum]

Ziz - I gave notice way more than two weeks ago. It's not my fault you experience time linearly.

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Alexandria - What do you mean?
Ziz - From a non-linear non-subjective point of view it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff.

 

[Vanestus]

[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "I quit, i'm done supplying chances for you to play hero father." hand him your time card and leave.

 

[Torgamous]

[X] Communicate.
-[X] If they make you clock back in you will be expecting overtime.

 

[Vebyast]

[X]Communicate
-[X] With the audience.
-[X] Yes, this audience. I saw that thing earlier, I know you can hear me.
-[X] Welcome to the Internet, Smurf!
-[X] Now go tell Dadversary what you really think of him.
-[X]Write In: "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.

 

[TypeSpider]

[X]Communicate
-[X] With the audience.
-[X] Yes, this audience. I saw that thing earlier, I know you can hear me.
-[X] Welcome to the Internet, Smurf!
-[X] Now go tell Dadversary what you really think of him.
-[X]Write In: "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.

 

[Anonnermus]

[X]Hug them all. You haven't gotten enough hugs in your life.

 

[PyroTechno]

[X]Write in:
-[X] Punch Dadversary in the face. TK into existence a sign that says "Deal with it!" and place it next to his groaning body. Then leave.

 

[Prefixmancer]

[X]Ignore them and see what happens. Wave the time-card at them if they get uppity. Union rules, amirite?

 

[Seclorum]

[X]Ignore them and see what happens. Wave the time-card at them if they get uppity. Union rules, amirite?

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Alexandria - We have to take you in...
Danny - Objection! *Suddenly appears denying all Physics*
Legend - What the?
Danny - *Steels himself* You are harassing a dues paying union member. Stop it.
Eidolon - What!?!
Danny - You heard me. Just because management thinks they are entitled, doesn't mean you can abuse us hard working and dues paying Americans!
Alexandria - Shes a Citizen?
Danny - *Bristles* Dont make me call the boys. You wont like it if you cross, THE UNION. *KRAKATHOOM*

 

[SwiftRosenthal]

[X]Communicate
-[]Write In: "You're not the boss of me any more, Dad! I quit!" Time-card straight to Eidolon. Possibly right in the face.
[] Go see your mom queen administer and tattle on Dadaversary.
[] Make sure you have plenty of tears when you tell your sob story.
[] Cheer up by locating your girlfriend Tattletale and bringing her to meet your mother.

I don't know what I am thinking with this, and I do not even know it would be allowed.

But damnit this is now a thing.

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I think this plan would work much more smoothly if we could swap into a human(-ish) body.

Also, you're thinking too mundane. Let's make Tattletale our BFF and Dragon our girlfriend.

 

[veekie]

[X]Communicate
- [X] "Father. Dance with me."
-- [X] "How the hell did the Simurgh's song become a waltz?"

[X]Communicate
- [X] "Big Brother. Salty Sister. From now on, we don't attack cities until and unless they refuse our dance-off challenge."

[X]Communicate
- [X] "This world is now a musical."

 

[Tachikoma's Aunt]

[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "I quit, I'm done supplying chances for you to play hero father," hand him your time card and leave.
-[X] Go see your mom Queen Administrator and tattle on Dadversary.
--[X] Make sure you have plenty of tears when you tell your sob story.

 

[Firedon]

[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "I quit, I'm done supplying chances for you to play hero father," hand him your time card and leave.
-[X] Go see your mom Queen Administrator and tattle on Dadversary.
--[X] Make sure you have plenty of tears when you tell your sob story.

 

[Spicier-Angel]

[x]Communicate
-[x]Make eye contact with Eidolon. "You're a terrible father."
-[x] Then Alexandria. "You stopped asking whether it was the right thing to do a long time ago."
-[x] Then Legend. "You allow them to lie to you."

 

[Seclorum]

[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "I quit, I'm done supplying chances for you to play hero father," hand him your time card and leave.
-[X] Go see your mom Queen Administrator and tattle on Dadversary.
--[X] Make sure you have plenty of tears when you tell your sob story.

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*Endbringer Sirens going off*
Taylor - Uhhh There there... *Pets Ziz on the feathery hair*
Ziz - And then... And then this one time he made me go and mess with Geneva... All because he has confidence issues! *Blows her nose*
Emma - OH MY GOD! TAYLOR?
Taylor - SHUSH! She is having a moment here! Show some respect!
Sophia - Duh... duh... duh... *Sophia.EXE has performed and illegal operation...*

 

[WhoAmEye]

Vote counting tomorrow is going to be awkward....

 

[cthulhu fartagn]

theres an automated vote county thingee. i don't know where it is, but its there.

 

[NotAKobold]

Oh Khepri's ever-lost arm I need to join this quest.
[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "I quit, I'm done supplying chances for you to play hero father," hand him your time card and leave.
-[X] Go see your mom Queen Administrator and tattle on Dadversary.
--[X] Make sure you have plenty of tears when you tell your sob story.

I think this plan would work much more smoothly if we could swap into a human(-ish) body.
Also, you're thinking too mundane. Let's make Tattletale our BFF and Dragon our girlfriend.

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No- we should use our magical girl powers to make Armsmaster pull a Defiant early.
Shipper!Simurgh!

Vote counting tomorrow is going to be awkward....

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theres an automated vote county thingee. i don't know where it is, but its there.

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Or you could go with the age-old practice of bribing/tricking your players into oing it.

 

[Orion Scimatarii]

Taylor is The Simurgh's Confidante.

I like it.

 

[WhoAmEye]

I have vague plans for setting up awesomeness. Considering the suggestions so far, SVimurgh is going to be even more awesome than anticipated.

 

[ILurk]

[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "I quit, I'm done supplying chances for you to play hero father," hand him your time card and leave.
-[X] Go see your mom Queen Administrator and tattle on Dadversary.
--[X] Make sure you have plenty of tears when you tell your sob story.

 

[Night_stalker]

theres an automated vote county thingee. i don't know where it is, but its there.

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I got it installed, say the word I'll run it.

 

[SwiftRosenthal]

[X]Communicate
-[X]Write In: "I quit, I'm done supplying chances for you to play hero father," hand him your time card and leave.
-[X] Go see your mom Queen Administrator and tattle on Dadversary.
--[X] Make sure you have plenty of tears when you tell your sob story.

 

[cthulhu fartagn]

I got it installed, say the word I'll run it.

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don't look at me, look at the birdey author.

 

[WhoAmEye]

I don't know if I want to tally votes now or try to keep a schedule going. I think I'll tally votes in a few hours and get a more competent chapter/optionset up.