Sonic The Hedgehog live action movie

...................Where's E123 Omega when you need him to burn some "worthless consumer models"?
 
Ok this is 3 months late but.....
And here I am just trying to figure out what "A whole new speed of hero" is supposed to mean.

It sounds like one of the english phrases in japanese games that should've been fixed in translation.
It's actually just a shitty "pun" based off the clichéd movie trailer phrase "A whole new breed of hero"* because Sonic is speedy and non-human.

*sometimes it's used seriously as a way to describe how cool and badass the character is like say Robocop or whatever and sometimes it's used ironically to describe "wacky and comedic cartoony character" "kid detective" "cutesy robot" etc etc.
 
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Reddit is stealing content from 4chan again. A 4chan fix for the Sonic design ended up on the front page of r/all.
 
Okay, let's at least try to find the positives about this...
At least it actually looks like Sonic.

Now the inherent negative... why does it look like a fursona?
 
Okay, let's at least try to find the positives about this...
At least it actually looks like Sonic.

Now the inherent negative... why does it look like a fursona?

On one hand this would be a horrible fursona. On the other hand is looks more like a horrible fursona then it looks like a sonic OC. I don't know how to feel about this.
 
Things that Sonic can do with his hands:
-Wag finger his index finger
-Thumbs up

Things that Sonic shouldn't never do with his hands:
-Floss

...It's not that difficult.
 
To be fair, Sonic Flossing isn't egregious.

Sonic was created to tie into fads. If he were made today, he would absolutely Floss
 
No, were that the case he would breakdance per the hip-hop fads of the early 90s, possibly while rapping. He's supposed to be generically "cool", not fad-following.
 
No, were that the case he would breakdance per the hip-hop fads of the early 90s, possibly while rapping. He's supposed to be generically "cool", not fad-following.
Sonic's original design is really 90s, he's literally wearing Micheal Jackson's shoes. The only reason he didn't rap was because that's what Knuckles did :V
 
At this point, you have to wonder what the sonic fandom did to make god this angry.
 
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