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So it looks like Sonic's full design got leaked.
The movie has an official twitter account now and... it sure is a thing.
this statement is a indictment of the human race
Nah, that horse was already beaten to the ground, send to the glue factory and the glue was use to stick posters for this movie.
This human planet has already fallen to Chaos. Our salvation comes only with the cleansing fires of Exterminatus.
Well until Sonic tries to fuck one of the humans it beats Sonic 06.The one thing I always felt that Americans got right about Sonic that Japan didn't get was that Sonic never interacts with any fucking humans. Then Hollywood steps in and ruins that.
That's like the one major advantage that the old saturday morning cartoon show had over the games; Sonic looks weird and unnatural when you put him in the same space as regular human beings; but Japan keeps doing it anyway even though it's objectively weird and creepy. In American properties by contrast, Sonic lives on another planet with a completely different history and the only humans around are both villainous and cartoonishly mutated Eggman and Snively.
How do you screw that up? Who thought this was a good decision? I bet it was that same asshole who thinks that Battle Angel Alita needs horrifying Roswell eyes because "Anime!"
Well until Sonic tries to fuck one of the humans it beats Sonic 06.
I suddenly don't feel too bad about the Mario movie being made by illumination.
I'm not sure why people keep expecting that when to my knowledge none of Illumination's non-Despicable movies have had a Minions analogue.Yeah. At least Illumination tends to be blandly competent. Just be prepared for either Toads or Goombas to be marketed ad nausium.
I'm not sure why people keep expecting that when to my knowledge none of Illumination's non-Despicable movies have had a Minions analogue.