Something To Atone For. BtVS/AtS, Doyle SI.

[Flightless Man]

Chapter 11: Let's Dance​

Waving at Fred and Alonna up on the roof of the school, I'm relieved they haven't been found by the school. Really going to need the balloon brigade to cover the students' retreat.

"I wasn't expecting you to have so many friends," Admits Buffy, while Pike tries not to look uncomfortable in his tux. "Merrick really made it sound like this wasn't going to be a lonely life."

"You might be one of the chosen few." Nodding to Levar, he leads his group towards to parked busses. "But the many who chose..." I turn and point to Jerome's team currently breaking into the portable near the gym. "They outnumber us tenfold."

"But..." Buffy frowns at such a conflicting message.

Tapping my temples with a knowing grin, I try to settle her nerves. "You want to know how this was all supposed to go down?"

"Everyone dies?" Pike scowls at the people laughing at his outfit and it looks to be taking all his willpower to stay.

"If I left when I was supposed to and let you handle this..." Pausing long enough to point out Merrick sneaking in through a side door, I give Buffy a rundown of the movie. "Merrick would have died, you burn the school down, and run away to Vegas for a few months."

Her eyes go wide in shock and I don't leave anything out. "You're even supposed to end up in a psychiatric ward for while. You know, when you start telling everyone it was vampires that did it."

"What?" Anger surges across the Slayer's face.

"People want an answer. Most will stop looking once you give them one." That comment leads to me telling the pair what to tell the cops after everything goes down. "So don't run away and give a quick statement about some creepy guy stalking you. I'll handle the rest of the questions."

"People are really going to believe a vampire attack was just another school trying to prank us?" She's doubtful of the claim, her eyebrows raising with a snort.

Handing over a couple balloons to stick in her handbag, Buffy reconsiders her opinion once I explain. "We make it look like a water balloon fight gone wrong and people will convince themselves it's what happened."

Gunn saunters over and holds up a green balloon of his own. "What's the hold up Teach? Much longer and the crew is going to start chucking some of the ammo at the school."

Mixing the holy water with paint only works when incredibly diluted and more like coloured water than anything. But it makes the acidic fluid a lot harder for the vampires to just wipe away.

"Sun's still got to set." My reminder makes us all glance up at the orange sky that gives us another half an hour at best.

"I lure Lothos and his goons out into the field, so you can get everyone else out the front?" Buffy triple checks the plan, the waiting what really seems to be driving her spare.

"My team will cover the escape," The gang leader growls with more than a little frustration in his voice. "We'll thin the numbers as much as we can."

With a grunt of agreement, I make sure the modified bat will slide out of it's holster with ease. "We got enough cross to give all the students?"

"Grandma's church was happy to provide them," Confirms Gunn with a smirk. "Holy water and crosses is a fair trade for being able to hold night services."

"How long you been doing this?" Pike is impressed by the claim, happy to see he can make a difference even with Buffy taking point.

"Few years." Is all Gunn reveals, staying vague as he eyes my skate-bat with envy. "Was getting real tired of losing people I grew up with."

As I try to consider how to answer that, I eventually settle on my bodies physical experience. "Found out about everything on my twenty first birthday. Took a couple years to get my head out of my ass."

"It must have been really stuck." Buffy smirks at me, while the two guys exchange confused looks.

"You two better get inside." Making sure my foam neck brace is securely fastened, I find nothing out of place. "And remember to keep an arm's distance apart."

Pike's eyes bug out while Buffy crosses her arms, not amused in the slightest. "Excuse me?"

"You know..." Sticking my tongue out like a very mature adult, I at least manage to not roll my eyes. "Putting some between you and the biters is probably going to keep you alive longer."

"Oh." Pike flushes in embarrassment while Buffy rolls her eyes. "That makes sense."

The well dressed duo march across the street, leaving Gunn and I to take charge of our teams. He watches me take a few swings with the four bladed bat and gives an impressed whistle.

"Where do I get myself one of those babies?" His eyes are focused on the handle and how sharp of a point it's been carved into.

"Fred made it." My comment has Gunn cough in astonishment.

He watches me for any sign of deceit. "You serious? The nerd girl makes your weapons?"

"It was my idea..." I try not to pout and fail miserably.

"Should see what she can do to trick out my ride." Gunn knocks his fist against mine as we split up.

"I'll try and keep an eye on your boys." But no promises.

Shaking his head, Gunn lets me know exactly where his priorities lay. "Just make sure we can fill more urns than caskets. They all know the cost."

His response makes me frown as I climb onto the school bus. The eight guys following my lead have already gotten every window opened and are ducked down out of sight.

"I need a couple of you to open the doors and another two to cover them." Gripping my bat tight to stop my hands from shaking, I wait for Fred's whistle.

It only comes a few minutes after sundown. Three sharp blasts let us know how many groups of vampires we have to deal with and I wait for the screaming.

Balloons start flying off the roof, splashing against the dozen minions between the bus and school. "Water!"

With a roar to action, I lead the charge off the bus. The four streams that cover us, break the vampires into more manageable groups.

Only one is even capable of fighting back when we reach the group. But that changes after my swing nearly takes his nose off.

I don't waste time working out frustration and go right for a kill shot. Feigning a swing for the vampire's head, I thrust for his chest once he covers his face.

Two more whistles from the roof are followed by a volley of balloons. With a growl of frustration, I know we can't waste the element of surprise.

"Cover us!" Roaring at the pair holding the doors open, I lead the final two inside the chaos.

It's not as many vampires as I feared, which just cements my determination to save the students. "Everybody out!"

Drawing the attention of the crowd also sends a few vampires charging to close the doors. While my group handles them, Buffy takes the chance to lead the majority away.

I'm not even at half the strength I would be with my spiky face. That makes each vampire slightly stronger than me and these ones aren't covered in holy water burns. Even if they are twice as strong as a strong man, they fight with nothing more than arrogant instinct.

It doesn't take long to clear the gluttons still in the gym and start shepherding the stunned students to safety. "Third Street is taking the school rivalry too far this year. I expect you all to be above such juvenile retaliation!"

My explanation starts to get repeated by a few teachers who recognize me and soon the kids are starting to believe it. Thankfully no one questions the weapon in my hands or why the 'pranksters' are exploding into ash.

"Keep everyone covered until you hear sirens. I'll handle the clean up." Mentioning the escape clause was unnecessary, judging from the teen's snort of 'obviously'.

When I do reach the field out back and the real fight, I can see Gunn's crew has suffered at least a couple casualties. Impossible to tell how many vamps they took with them though.

Pike is rolling around with a vampire he's calling Benny, while Merrick tangles with the one called Amylin. Looks kind of like Pee Wee Herman. Standing protectively between Gunn clutching his ribs and a snarling Lothos, Buffy notices my arrival with a growing smirk.

"I finally figured out why Lothos is hiding here in Los Angeles." My words are filled with plenty of bravado as I approach the master vampire from behind. "He's hiding from Kakistos in the Master's shadow."

Buffy mouths 'who', the moment Lothos whirls around to face me. "You again? So eager to die?"

"He probably knows the only way anyone will ever fear him..." My taunting works and Lothos gets ready to pounce. "Is if the two real master vampires take each out."

"Die for your insolence!" He shoots forward even faster than last time and collides with me like a freight train.

My back leaves a trench in the ground, as Lothos forces me away from any support. But just as he prepares to kill me, a high pitched whine interrupts.

He frowns in confusion just a half second before a ball of red light strikes him in the back. The flare explodes in a shower of sparks, igniting Lothos who screams for his final few seconds of existence.

When only his ash remains and I finally breath again, Buffy rushes over to help me up. The minions flee as soon as Lothos is dust and lets me turn to my savour.

Fred is standing in the middle of a dozen stunned crew members, a smoking flare gun in her hands. I only have time to appreciate the sight for a few moments before the sound of sirens can be heard.

"Time to spin a yarn." Buffy bumps fist with Gunn. "Thanks for the help Charles."

"It's Gunn." The protest doesn't reach his eyes as he holds up the peace sign. "With two N's."

 

[Flightless Man]

Interlude 1: Misunderstandings​

The Sunday after the battle brings a strangely quiet morning in Winnifred Burkle's apartment. With Allen on the road to Louisiana, Lorne and Fred try to get her place packed before his return.

It's a sombre mood as Fred tries not to think of the six students who died. With her relief at the intercom buzzing, very obvious to the empath.

"Is Mister Doyle here?" Buffy's voice reveals her confusion at the name Burkle on the list downstairs. "He said I could find him here if I needed help with anything."

"Sorry Doll, he was up with the sun." Lorne takes his chance to speak to someone new and presses the intercom before Fred has a chance to even move towards it. "Should be back in a few days with his..." Frowning, the green Pylean tries to remember the lie Allen came up with. "Sister and niece."

"Oh..." The fifteen year old's voice is filled with inner turmoil. "Can you let him know I stopped by?"

Exchanging looks of concern, Lorne makes up his mind and buzzes Buffy inside. "You may as well come up, Allen's supposed to check in around dinnertime."

"Whoa..." When Buffy is let in, her eyes immediately lock onto the green demon wrapping plates in newspaper.

"Did you get in much trouble at home?" Fred distracts the Slayer from her staring by bringing up last night's battle. "Or did the cover up work?"

Glancing down at the brunette's hand, Buffy notices a distinct lack of wedding ring. "Dad bought the news report. Don't think Mom is going to let me patrol for a few weeks though, she thinks Pike is in a gang."

Hesitating for a few awkward seconds, Buffy eventually decides to work up to her question with some smaller ones first. "I know you don't have to take his name. But aren't you supposed to at least wear the ring?"

"We're not married," Fred denies it with a frown. "He hasn't actually said what happened to her. So I can only assume..." She trails off and lets Buffy figure it out for herself.

"She died?" Whispers Buffy as she puts a few of the puzzle pieces in backwards.

"It's the only reason I can think of for why he's so devoted to helping strangers." Fred shares her own evidence. "He doesn't really seem to want to stop and think about his own life. So I haven't worked up the nerve to ask him yet."

Nodding at that grim thought, Buffy changes the subject to Fred's own involvement. "What about you? You seem to be coping with the crazy just fine."

"I always knew the world was hiding stuff. I'm just glad it's something I can actually stand up to." Fred leans in a little closer to Buffy and nearly whispers. "Aliens would have been so much scarier to deal with."

"I guess..." Not fully convinced, Buffy ends up packing movies into a box while she waits for the phone to ring. "You're going to Sunnydale with him?"

"Someone needs to watch his back and Lorne is pretty much a pacifist." Fred rolls her eyes at how many times she's been forced to save the seer.

Chuckling in agreement, Buffy thinks back to Lothos' end. "That was a pretty awesome shot."

"Was nothing compared to you." Fred shakes her head, trying to work the pink from her cheeks. "You danced through those vampires. Made Gunn's friends seem like snails."

"It's going to be nice having people to patrol with," Admits the cheerleader as she tapes up her first box and starts helping Lorne wrap the cutlery. "Getting used to having someone watch my back."

"What about your Watcher?" Fred remembers the older man who took part in the fight. "Isn't that his job?"

"He's having a hard time keeping up now. Kind of worried he's not just joking about retirement." Scowling a how many painkillers Merrick took during training yesterday, Buffy tries to keep herself distracted with the packing.

It doesn't work for more than a few minutes at a time. But it gives the girl a chance to get out of her house and the drama between her parents for the afternoon at least.

Buffy explains that Merrick has narrowed down the demon at the Hyperion to a few possibilities. In exchange, Lorne shares some of the less terrible details of Pylea.

"We have a dance for pretty much everything." The claim is followed by him kicking his legs out to each side, in a quick rendition of the 'Dance of Joy'. "But only one of my cousins is any good at keeping a beat. For the most part, it just looks like a bunch of writhing pickles whenever someone gets married."

"It must be so weird without any music." Buffy tries to imagine such a celebration and shudders. "I don't know how many days I wasted listening to the Devinyls. You know, before my mom explained what the lyrics really meant."

Trying not to giggle to hard, Fred shares her own history with music. "Mine had to tell me what Nirvanna really meant by the 'Heart-Shaped Box'."

"And this is why I love music," Lorne preens at the blossoming friendship. "It brings people together."

His comment leads to someone flicking the radio on, all three soon dancing along to Elvis' crooning. When Buffy starts to sing along with him, Fred has to shoot the demon a stern look.

"What did we talk about Lorne?" She stares him down with a hand on each hip, making the empath duck his head.

"I'll take 'Buffy is confused for five hundred'." The Slayer's eyes dart between the demon and the genius, waiting for either to fill her in.

"Lorne tell you some of your fate if you sing around him," Explains Fred with her lips pursed in annoyance. "Makes it really hard to watch anything with him, I love singing the theme songs."

Nodding slowly as she takes in the information, Buffy's curiosity eventually wins out over her fear. "Well what did you get out of me?"

"You're going to have to choose between two people you love pretty soon." Lorne gives her a sympathetic smile.

"Great." Buffy knows what he means and bends a knife when she clenches her fists angrily. "So I guess Mom's not really looking for a vacation home. Things aren't getting better between them."

Fred is quick to deny the words, her voice filled with determination. "How long have they been fighting?"

"Years..." Once she admits that, Buffy looks more lost than before.

"So it's not because of you being the Slayer." Fred consoles her, giving Lorne a chance to take the rest of the utensils from the distraught teen.

Between consoling words and four episodes of Yogi Bear, the pair eventually manage to get Buffy back to a neutral state. Each time the theme song starts to play, both girls burst out in even more amused giggles than the last time.

"Lothos was really old, right?" Fred steers the conversation away from family and back to business once the tape finishes. "So shouldn't he have a bunch of stuff stashed away somewhere?"

"Merrick is going to track them down after we deal with the hotel." Buffy considers the question, her brow crinkling as she does. "Said it's going to take a while to find all the nests and this demon is a problem now."

 

[Flightless Man]

Chapter 13: You Said It​

The trailer park I pull up to is one of those tacky ones with a bunch of plastic animals. I've counted at least thirty flamingos so far.

Holding up the address Fred printed off, I compare it to the one beside the mailbox. "Here goes everything."

As I slam the door of the rental truck, I notice the curtains move at the kitchen window. This leads to the front door swinging open before I'm even halfway to it, with a scrawny man about to tell me to clear out.

"Steven Maclay?" Ignoring his words, I have a hard time restraining myself to just an angry growl.

"Who wants to know?" His false civility is replaced with wariness.

"Looking for my sister..." I let my demonic side come out and am very satisfied at the sight of a wet patch forming around Steven's crotch. "Took a while but I finally tracked her down."

"But..." A dozen emotions flash across his face as his lie becomes a horrible reality.

My crimson eyes bore into him and I allow myself to revel in the bullies terror. "I'm going to make it really simple for you Steven."

"What do you mean?" I have to give him credit for having the guts to maintain eye contact. Think that puts him slightly above the worms.

"Mary's coming home with me. You get to decide if we take half your stuff or all of it." My smirk only grows even wider when it's obvious he wants to attack me. "Divorce law let you keep half your valuables and your life. Inheritance law means we get everything."

"Donnie's the only one in my will." The pathetic excuse for a father tries to deny my threat.

But that just gives me another target to direct my rage towards. "Guess I better dig two graves."

Steven Maclay's face pales as I stomp towards him, my fists clenched into shaking fists. When I'm within arms reach, he shows exactly how yellow his belly really is.

"You can take them!" He falls onto his back while trying to escape my wrath, looking up at me with terror filled eyes. "Take whatever you want!"

He devolves into sobbing and I end up having to drag him inside by the collar. The woman waiting in the immaculate kitchen, is the spitting image of Tara.

She has a lot more wrinkles and half her hair has been replaced by silver strands. But I can finally see where Tara's inner strength came from.

A rolling pin swings for the side of my head, with me barely ducking under it in time. The first attack is followed up by at least a dozen cans of soup.

Nothing I say gets the distraught wife to stop her assault. It's only when the cretin in my grip tells her to start packing, that Mary finally lets me in the house.

She doesn't give the scum any argument and is in the next room before I have a chance to say anything else. While we can hear her shuffling around in the next room, I keep up the menacing of Steven.

"Mary told me it was just magic..." He mutters to himself while I starting grabbing the nice China I assume came from the wedding. "Said I was just talking nonsense."

He gets worried about something and gets the tiniest bit of inner fire. "What about the kids? What are you going to do with my boy?"

"I tracked my sister by scent." I lie out of my ass, telling the horrible whatever it takes to keep him out of Tara's life forever. "I'll be able to tell if the whelps are worth bringing with me."

While my 'sister' brings suitcases downstairs, I make Steven divide everything else in the trailer. It's very telling that he struggles more with the choice between the television and couch, than he does with the idea of losing his family.

"The kids will be home from school soon," Mary reminds us with a very timid voice, making me glance at the clock on the stove.

She's true to her word, Tara and Donald both getting off the school bus less than ten minutes later. Whatever Donnie says to his sister, has her head hang with shame for the entire walk to the door.

"Get them ready for inspection, I want to be on the road by four." My growl has Steven scampering to obey, while Mary wheels out the last suitcase from her daughter's room.

"What's going on with the U-Haul, Are we moving?" The cocky voice of Donald Maclay, makes me clench my hands tight enough to make my palms bleed.

"All depends on how pure your blood is Nephew." My voice gets both teens to gasp, with Donnie's eyes scanning for any kind of weapon. "Not wasting my time on a filthy human."

Donnie looks ready to argue, only to freeze in horror when I reach for one of the cans Mary threw earlier. Squeezing with less than a quarter of my strength, it bursts and covers Donnie with creamed corn.

He doesn't move beyond trembling as I make a show of inhaling Donnie's scent. Sagging in relief along with his father, when I reject his 'purity' of blood.

"At least one of you smells good, barely any of that human stench in this beauty." My comment to Tara is actually one of the few true ones out of my lips since getting here. Whatever herbs she was last using gives off a pleasant 'woodsy' aroma and I make a mental note to ask about it on the drive.

"Mom..." Turning to Mary with growing fear mixed with just a hint of relief, Tara seeks an answer from the only person she trusts with the truth. "Where are going?"

"Home." My response is firm and full of scorn being directed towards the male Maclays. "You don't belong with these people."

When Tara turns to her father for support, he refuses to even look at her. "It's better this way Tara."

"Donnie?" No matter how much she fears both men, Tara is still heartbroken to learn neither will defend her.

"You heard Pa." Her brother at least makes eye contact as he crushes Tara's hope. "You don't belong here."

"No, they really don't." Agreeing with the foul excuse for a human, I give my 'niece' a warm smile. "So once you put Tara's bed and dresser in the truck, I'll have the girls out of your lives forever."

Steven looks relieved at the news. But Donnie shows he has at least five brain cells in his head.

"What about me? Will my kids be fre-" His father stops him from finishing by slamming his heel on Donnie's toes. "... Like you?"

"Doubtful." It was made to seem like only Tara and her mother was abused. So as long as no one teaches Donnie's kids, they should manage to get a normal life.

The final ten minutes at the Maclay residence is filled with uncomfortable silence. With Tara aware of how little the men care about her, she is left to cling to her mother's arm for support.

"How much is in your accounts?" I don't bother asking Steven and direct the words to his soon to be ex wife. "Get him to sign over a check for half of it. We'll hit the bank before Steven has a chance to do something stupid like cancel it."

"And I'll never see any of you again?" The father's lack of control is driving him crazy, making him only care about getting this over with now.

Once I confirm the question, Steven practically shoes us into the packed U-Haul. Neither he nor his son stick around to say any goodbyes, finally leaving me alone with the only decent Maclays.

"Get in, banks close at five." And Steven is probably already on the phone with his.

Exchanging looks of confusion, Tara and her mom climb into the passenger side. Once Tara is buckled up in the middle, I climb into the driver's seat with a sigh of relief.

"I guess you probably want to know the truth." And I'll even tell you most of it, we're going to be on the road for a while.

 

[Flightless Man]

Chapter 14: Making Arrangements​

"So you just travel around helping people?" Tara is on her third helping of pancakes and is eyeing the last few between us.

"Well normally the visions are in the same city." I spear my last sausage and slide it onto her plate. "Guess that means one of you is meant for something special."

I forgot Tara had the ability to read people's auras and it really made sure they could trust my answers. After a night discussing the issue in the privacy of a separate motel room, the mother daughter combo have come to an agreement.

"You really don't want anything else from us?" Pouring a fifth sugar into her coffee, Mary can't seem to believe I just need some help reading a book. "Just some magic lessons?"

"I know it's just going to keep coming up." If I don't at least get a grasp on the basics, I'll just end up causing more problems than Xander did. "Got a pretty busy eight years ahead of me."

I can remember at least a dozen apocalypses off the top of my head. Even if Buffy and Angel stopped them without my involvement, I've already started changing to many things.

Can't really back out of the whole champion gig now. Could have already screwed with destiny enough to get the whole world killed.

"Are we really going to live with a ghost?" Realizing that I'm not going to snap like her father, Tara finally makes eye contact without instantly flinching away.

"Dennis is one of the nice ones." And he'll deal with his mother once the wall is torn down. "I'm sure you'll both love him."

Mary raises her own concerns with the plan to sign Tara up at Hemery. "I saw the news. Is the school really safe?"

"It is now." giving the mother a reassuring grin, I realize this might be a chance to head of another problem. "But you could do me one favour Tara."

"What?" The sweet girl is desperate to repay me.

"Tell Billy Fordham that a werewolf bite is better than one from a vampire." He might need to get locked up three nights a month. But I could probably convince Gunn to set aside a room at the Hyperion.

She promises to do so with a curious frown and the three of us get back on the road once Mary finishes her coffee. The last few hours back to Los Angeles are finally free of any tension, letting us actually start getting to know each other.

I tell them about what really happened at the Hemery dance and Mary seems to be getting more comfortable about the enrolment. But Tara is more interested in the teenage superhero she's been asked to befriend and the idea of a demonic nightclub.

"She fights vampires every night?" Aw fills the younger witch's voice. "All by herself?"

"Most of the time." Watchers are supposed to help. "I patrolled with her a few times." But even Giles was rarely in the field himself. "Not really sure if I was helping or slowing her down though." Kind of went back and forth each night.

Inspiration flashes in Tara's eyes. "So will she need help now that you're leaving?"

"No." Is Mary's quick response that comes out slightly before my own 'if you want to'.

"You said you used to be a nurse." Shrugging off the mother's glare, I realize how useful that could be. "Well Buffy and the crew could both use some patching up when things get rough. You could work something out with Gunn."

Her glare softens and Mary seems to reconsider her hard line stance. "That doesn't sound too bad."

"They lose around five guys a mon-" My words suddenly cut off as pain explodes inside my skull.

Tara barely manages to grab the wheel and pull us to the shoulder, while I writhe in agony through another vision. The searing pain of my organs liquefying is experienced in it's entirety before the victim mercifully dies.

"Allen!" Mary's voice is nothing but panic as her daughter struggles with the wheel.

"That's the worst one by far..." I pant as the sight of the highway returns, the sensation of dread filling me. "We need to make a stop in Vegas."

I was barely able to make out a lit up pyramid before the pain overwhelmed everything and yet that's still enough for a destination. Only one place in the state that I can find one of those.

"Are you going to be alright?" A very worried mother has noticed my shaking hands.

"You should probably drive the rest of the way." That was way too close for comfort.

Tara rummages in her purse and hands me some sappy willow bark. It's cut up into into bite sized squares and she has a paper bag half filled with them.

Taking one, I frown at the smell of sage and cinnamon. "What are they?"

"Mom makes them for my cramps." She blushes red right to her ears. "Better than any painkillers you can get over the counter."

"Well you just became my guardian angels." Ignoring the smell to the best of my ability, I pop the square of bark into my mouth.

To my astonishment, the relief is almost instant. The phantom sensation of my organs melting is replaced with a fuzzy floating feeling and the screaming in my skull becomes low rumbles.

"I'm going to need a lifetime supply of this stuff." I can actually bring this stuff onto a school campus. "Name your price."

"Let me come with you tonight." Tara shows her spine of steel underneath a lifetime of being beaten down. "So I know you aren't just faking this whole vision thing."

"You're the first person whose wanted proof..." Too impressed to be even slightly annoyed, I do remember to glance at Mary before speaking. "But I guess it's alright. Just need to grab you some hairspray first."

A few test runs with Buffy was enough to find out it works to chase off most of the bloodsuckers. The smart ones go for easier prey, while a lighter takes care of any who still decide to go in for the kill.

"You two stay on the main strip and I'll let you know when it's safe." Which means you can see the body if you really want to. "Just need to call my expert first and see if he knows any weaknesses."

I have absolutely no idea what the slug like demon really is. But I don't think this is a problem that will be solved with a box of salt.

"Don't really want to run in unprepared again." Not if Merrick could identify the Boretz with a single glance.

It's frustrating to admit the Watchers may not be completely useless as an organization, with only a few stand out members being of any real use. They may not have the numbers to go toe to toe with evil worldwide.

But the Council has enough knowledge to support the ones who are. I just need to figure out a way to convince them sharing is caring and some stock tips might be a good way to start.

 

[Flightless Man]

Chapter 15: Noodle Incident​

"But this place is huge!" Mary is very aware of how expensive an apartment like this should really cost.

"And haunted by a very territorial mother." I'm not exactly sure which wall needs to be opened up and figure it can be fixed later. "So start putting holes in every wall."

But Lorne has a better idea and corrects me with a confident smirk.

"Or we could save time and start with the right one." The empath ignores bloody writing on the peach walls that haven't been repainted since the seventies and strides through the storm of papers. "Either these walls are filled with bodies, or Dennis is in this one."

Lorne's hammer goes through the drywall and the change is instant. The furniture drops as a ghoulish woman appears in the middle of the room. She goes from a look of snide cruelty to terror as Dennis' spirit fog emerges from the hole.

"He's so sad..." Mutters Tara as the cloud surrounds the ghastly mother and begins dissolving her.

"Told you Dennis was a good guy." I scratch at the rash on my neck and notice Fred's curious gaze.

I've been tight lipped about how corrosive the slug demon's slime was and really don't want to share my adventure streaking across the strip. Even if it finally convinced the Maclay women my visions are real, I'm not sure being forced to run from the cops was worth it.

"Well how do we introduce ourselves?" The genius making sure I don't get myself killed tilts her head. "I'm not really sure how to say hello to someone..." She hesitates in search of the right word. "Former."

Shrugging at the words, I realize I'm not exactly sure of the rules myself. "I think he can hear us just fine. But it could be more that he's only picking up the general emotion."

"Hello Dennis." Tara holds out her hand in the general direction of the smoky cloud, introducing her and Mary to the spectral resident. "My mom and I are going to be your roommates. Is that alright with you, or would you like us to go somewhere else?"

It takes a few seconds for an answer, with Dennis trying to communicate by changing how bright the lights are. A lamp burns out and it sounds like the light in the fridge exploded.

"What does that mean?" Fred whispers quietly to me, trying not to disturb Phantom Dennis' attempt to say hello.

"Not sure." I grab one of the whiteboards I stole the night of the Lothos attack and hang it up with a couple nails. "That's why I brought these from Hemery. Black pens are for facts, Red pen is for when Dennis is angry, blue is when he's sad, and green is for happy."

As soon as I finish the explanation, the green pen is already rising to leave a message. 'It's so nice to meet you all. Thank you for finding me.' So much easier than than playing charades with a ghost.

"Such nice manners." Mary is relieved to find out the phantom is even more polite than I described.

Once the admittedly brief exorcism is over, we spend the rest of the afternoon unloading the U-Haul. It goes a lot faster once Dennis scribbles down that we should just leave everything by the front door and he can sort the boxes for us.

"I'll be checking in on you once a month for lessons." I remind Mary over Chinese food after we finish. "And to see if you need anything." We even set a plate aside for Dennis, with the phantom able to pretend he's eating the fake fruit Fred picked up for him. "We might not actually be family. But I'm kind of responsible for you." At least until you get your life back in order.

"You're really going to pay for me to get re-certified?" It's easy to see the desire to control her own life on Mary's face. "I can be a nurse again?" The accounts only had a few thousand dollars and I know the mother is worried about providing for Tara in a strange city.

"May as well use my cut from the Hyperion for something worthwhile." The rest can be set aside as a nest egg for Lorne.

Wiping her eyes, Mary gives me a very grateful smile. "It's been a long time since anyone called me that."

"Well get used to it." Gunn's already drooling over having a personal nurse for his crew to come to. "You're about to be adored by a whole bunch of people."

"When are we supposed to meet up with everyone?" Fred glances at the clock with a frown at how close it is to eight.

"Merrick said to show up at ten. He wants a chance to scope the place out before the crew can cause a ruckus." I catch her phrasing and counter with a scowl of my own. "And what do you mean we?"

Crossing her arms with a stern glare, Fred makes it very clear what kind of woman she is. "I'm coming to the Hellmouth with you already. Kind of stupid of you to try keeping me locked up in a tower now."

"That' not what I meant!" It kind of is. "I just don't think the Maclays should be alone tonight."

"What am I, chopped spleen?" Lorne cuts in with a hurt look.

"You might have a death wish..." Staring me down, Fred throws me off with her claim. "But we're not going to let that happen. Buffy agrees with us, so don't even try leaving me behind tonight." When did you have a chance to discuss this with her?

What are you talking about? "I don't have a death wish."

"Oh really?" Lorne adds his own opinion to the claim. "You don't seem to want to know your own future."

Standing beside him in a show of support, I notice Fred's bottom lip is trembling. "You told Buffy that she's not alone in the fight. So why are you trying so hard to push us away?"

Because I'm an idiot. The warmth spreading through me is enough to start melting the walls I hadn't even realized I put up.

"If I just focus on the mission, I can ignore everything I've lost since getting the visions." Everyone I ever knew is just a memory and I can never get them back. "Keeping you all at arms length is really just a coping mechanism." This is my life now and I need to start living it. "I need to start processing my loss."

"And we'll be here whenever you're ready to talk about her." Fred's voice is soft enough that I think I just misheard the last word out of her mouth.

"You two go deal with this Thesulac Demon." Nodding towards Dennis' chair, Lorne volunteers to stay the night. "Dennis and I shall keep these lovely ladies safe from any harm."

Her scowl softens into a smirk and I'm grateful that Fred doesn't rub her win in my face. "I'm choosing to help. Please let me."

"Alright." Only an idiot argues with a girl that pretty. "Just remember to bring the stun gun. Merrick said electricity is one of the few things that will hurt the demon once it manifests."

"If that doesn't work?" Fred isn't letting me out the front door without a back up plan more in depth than 'extreme physical trauma'.

I consider what could possibly bring more oomph. "Can you do something to the fuse box? Rig it overload if we slam the demon into it?"

"It would fry the wiring and probably start a few fires..." She considers it carefully and her eyes narrow with determination. "But it shouldn't actually be hard to mess with a system that old."

 

[Flightless Man]

Chapter 16: Hotel California​

"Ouch!" Fred gasps in shock and drops her screwdriver when the ancient fuse box gives off a crackling spark.

"Aren't you supposed to be the careful one?" Smirks Buffy as I bend down to grab the tool.

Grinning back, Fred seems to have strangely enjoyed the small amount of pain. "You want to see how steady you are with a power grid an inch away from a single screw up?"

"Not in the slightest." The petite Slayer retorts just as quick, proving the two girls indeed have formed a camaraderie somehow in my absence. "I'll leave that stuff to the smarty pants like you."

"How smart is it for you to spend time with the Slayer and these mindless grunts?" sinister words I know must be coming from the demon continue to whisper like they have since I stepped through the front door of the Hyperion.

"Stay focused." Merrick's stern voice cuts through the humour as his eyes dart around the basement for any sign of movement. "The demon will seek any opportunity to turn us against each other."

Laughter echoes in my head. "I don't need to do anything but reveal the truth."

The words almost get us to all spin around to keep watch and it's only Buffy's last second realization that stops us. "Well why did you stop manifesting it? That's supposed to be your job."

"They shall turn on you once I'm dealt with." The voice reverberates inside my head, the words trying to find any shred of doubt to latch onto. "Do not give them a chance. Strike now while you have the element of surprise, or the Slayer will prove her name!"

Trying to shake off the sudden paranoia, I notice the others are mumbling to themselves as well. "That's not what friends do."

I make sure the words are loud enough to almost be called a shout, my experience with different perspectives just enough to make the presence stand out. The sound of whispered grumbling lets me know the Thesulac has already broken through to some of the crew. We need to hurry this up before they get the bright idea to turn on us.

"Merrick!" Buffy slaps the aging Watcher hard enough to leave a red mark. "You have to finish the ritual!"

He shakes his head and agrees, pulling the glowing Orb of Ramjarin from his satchel and hands it to me. "Don't stop chanting until the Thesulac materializes. We're in it's clutches now and the only way out is through."

Merrick hands the divining powder to Pike before he starts applying the herbal paste to the floor in a strange spiral design.

"We call thee forth, Thesulac of the Netherworld." The words I was forced to memorize are Chumash and I'm really hoping my pronunciation isn't going to screw everything up.

Marrick is the first to add his own voice to the chant, his English accent slipping out for just a moment. "We command you leave our minds and join us on this, the physical plane."

The lights begin to flicker wildly and the temperature drops at least a dozen degrees. But we don't stop and Fred's the next to join her words to the ritual.

"We invoke thee by the power of the priest of Ramjarin." Pike surprises me with how confident he is with the phrasing and even more by his lack of errors.

Buffy is last to speak the words of power and it shows she's been practising. "What was once in our thoughts, be now in our midst!"

The whole building shakes for a few seconds and I can feel an insidious web of energy torn free from the building. It's followed by a frenzied bellow as the air distorts before us, the Thesulac materializing inside the circle Merrick prepared.

"Now!" The Watcher roars his own command and we all back away as fast as possible.

More than twenty wires shoot towards the furious demon, catching in his grimy brown robes. The first couple that turn on don't even seem to be noticed by desiccated demon. But by the time the final stun gun has been activated, the Thesulac is roaring in pain.

Tentacles erupt from beneath the robes and surge outwards, with more than enough to impale each of us. But when I try to react, Buffy once again proves herself my physical superior.

She seems to blur past me and deliver a kick into the Thesulac's chest that sends him into the fuse box Fred prepared. When The demon's back slams into the faulty wiring, it doesn't just crackle with electricity. It explodes with power.

The noise drowns out any screaming that may still be coming from the smoking demon. The hotel lights go out and it's only our headlamps that show the Thesulac crumble away like dust.

Silence hangs in the air for a few seconds as everyone processes the victory. But when Pike throws his fist in the air and cheers, the rest of us are quick to follow suit.

"We made that demon our bitch!" Gunn slaps the white teen's hand with his own and cements the bond between us. "After this, you can all consider yourselves a part of the crew."

I don't have time for more than a few seconds of celebration and know what's waiting upstairs. "Money's down here in one of the vents, you guys mind looking for it?"

"You got something more important than fifty grand to deal with?" Levarr snorts at what sounds impossible.

"The woman feeding the Tesulac isn't going to last much longer." My grim words cut right through the good mood and Levarr looks horrified at making light of it. "Someone should be with her. It is her money we're here to loot."

I go up alone, while the crew and Pike eagerly start searching the basement. When I find Judy's room she's already starting to fade and I guide her back to the bed.

"It's alright Judy. The nightmare is over and you can finally be at peace." She hasn't had physical nourishment in decades and with the Thesulac gone, the guilt laden woman doesn't have long.

Sitting with Judy in her final moments pulls at my heart as she begs forgiveness for something I can't actually offer. But when her face contorts in anguish, I change my mind.

"He forgives you Judy." Angel will once I tell him what happened after he left the hotel and how the demon fed on you for decades.

"Thank you." She smiles when I say her name, believing I could only know both names if the words are true. "I'd like to go see him..." Judy's heavy eyelids flicker lower and lower. "Just after I have a little rest. I'm so tired."

When I emerge from her room the lights are back on and I can hear excited voices in the lobby. But to my relief, Fred and Buffy are waiting in the hallway.

The brunette throws herself at me, wrapping me in a tight hug as the tears pour down my face. Buffy is only a few seconds slower, turning it into a group hug of joint support. That demon really did a number on all of us.

A third set of hands make an appearance, with Pike's left hand awkwardly patting me on the shoulder. "Got to say. For a teacher, you ain't half bad."

"And for a slacker, you have quite the work ethic." I'm still amazed that he was able to memorize the chant, considering Pike is flunking out of English.

It takes a few minutes to get myself together and they give me the time to do so. No judgment from any of them, not even Pike. He's probably just happy no one's brought up the tear stains on his own cheeks.

"What are your plans for this place?" Merrick looks up from his conversation with Gunn the moment we descend the stairs and rejoin everyone. "Charles doesn't seem to have any thoughts beside using it as a base of operations. But that's not going to work for very long." City will send someone to check the place out, once they notice people coming and going again.

"I don't really like killing humans unless I have too," The words throw most people for a loop, with only Fred having no visible reaction. "But it's not like we have a place to contain people who cross the line mystically."

Gunn frowns and makes it clear he doesn't like what he's hearing. "I'm not turning the my boys into prison guards for you."

"Not a prison." Magic touches the soul and it's rare to find someone not completely tainted. "I'm thinking more of a rehab centre." Being able to send people like Andrew or Amy to a place with supervision and support, that would actually make a difference without having to cause violence.

Merrick seems to agree and offers to get Council funding and resources if Gunn accepts. "The Watchers have been seeking a way to establish a base back in America since the revolution. They could have a field team here by the weekend to provide training and resources."

 

[Flightless Man]

Chapter 17: Welcome To Sunnydale​

Arriving in Sunnydale about an hour after sunset, we find Ted Buchanen's house on a well lit street. Once I pull the U-haul over and Fred takes the spot behind me, the three of us meet under the street light.

"This is the killer robot's place?" Fred keeps her voice low as her eyes dart around for any of the vampires I warned her about. "Seems like such a nice, normal neighborhood."

Raising an eyebrow at her tone, I manage not to snort at the idea of anything in this town being either nice or normal. "That's exactly how Sunnydale has been kept off the national news. Well, that and the masquerade spell Wilkins put around the city."

"The mayor?" Fred's eyes are almost popping out of her sockets at my offhand comment. "Is he a demon like the lawyers?"

"Not yet. But we got a couple years before that becomes a priority." The mayor is an evil son of a bitch. "The big bad we should focus on right now is the Master." But he's the reason no one has opened the Hellmouth in the last century and I can't really justify all that chaos.

She remembers what I yelled at Lothos and puts the pieces together. "You said Lothos was hiding in his shadow?"

"Was mostly just pissing him off so Buffy had a clear shot at his back. Really wasn't expecting the save from you." Even if it was hot as hell.

"My cousin taught me how to shoot." The way she ducks her head makes me remember she was comfortable with an assault rifle in season five. "He would never let it go if I missed a target that close."

The porch light flickers on, soon followed by the front door swinging open to reveal a smiling Ted. It doesn't reach his eyes and carries an undercurrent of menace.

Ignoring the unspoken threat, I lead the others to the 'man'. "New in town and I think we're a little lost. Could you give us directions?"

"Well of course I can. Sunnydale can't keep winning 'friendliest city in California' award, if it's citizens aren't going to lend a helping hand." Once a plausible excuse has been uttered, the android lowers his guard just enough.

Lorne hangs back in the shadows and lets me get close enough to hand Ted the map. Once his vision is obscured, Fred's stun gun delivers a shock.

It overloads the robot's fifty year old wiring and sends him tumbling backwards onto the porch. Fred hops over the smoking 'body' and finds the door unlocked.

"Get him inside!" Her hiss stirs Lorne and I to action, with each of us grabbing one pair of limbs. "We don't want anyone calling the cops."

"I highly doubt that will happen once anybody watching sees Lorne's face." That should be more than enough to make people close the blinds.

"We really need to get a work on improving my public image," The empath grunts under the weight of Buchanen. "It's torture living in California and not being able to enjoy the sun."

He gets a sympathetic look from Fred while she closes the door behind us. "I've been thinking about that and I think it's best if we start with local radio. It's really not that hard to pirate a signal."

"We start hanging some posters up around town and you should be able to walk around in a few months." Dropping the robot to the side of the rug, I kick it to the side and reveal the trap door. "We can start looking for a place for you to rent once we know you have an audience."

Property values may be dirt cheap. But I'm starting to get spread pretty thin with all these dependents I seem to be picking up.

Probably a good thing I can't remember Faith's last name or I'd have ended up adopting her. I only have two out of the ten grand left for myself and Lorne's a big eater.

The two of them combined would have had me bankrupt in only a few months. That realization reminds me I need to give the school a call and get put on the call sheet. They go through teachers fast and it shouldn't take too long to get a permanent position if I build up a good reputation.

Fred doesn't even hesitate and brings a hunting knife to the android's neck, peeling back a flap of skin once she makes the cut. "Oh wow..." When no blood pours from the wound, we all get a good look at the exposed circuit board. "This is way too advanced for me."

It's the first time Fred has admitted she couldn't do something and I blink in shock. "But aren't you a science genius?"

"I only switched majors in September. I could probably figure out how to turn him back on by myself and that's about it." Stepping away from the android, Fred explains what her first passion was. "I was actually taking history classes until I saw Seidel's physics lecture."

"... Oh." Well who am I going to get to help?

"It's nice to know you seem to think I can do anything though." Smirking at my slack jawed face, Fred decides to pull up the trap door. "What do you think is down here?"

"His last few wives are in the closet." We're going to need to do something about them.

My words have Fred drop the door with a gasp, the heavy wood banging shut. "Oh my god!"

"To be fair, I'm not actually sure if Ted murdered them." We never see the bodies in the show and Xander never described the condition he found them in. "He could have just kept them after they died of natural causes. Otherwise he'd probably have more than just a few in his collection."

"Did he just come home and power down until morning?" She tries to distract herself from the idea of several bodies in the basement and runs her finger through several year's worth of dust on the coffee table.

"Lived in the basement except when he was wooing a new bride. In my vision it was like a flashback to the fifties." At least we have room to unload everything after we dust the place out.

Lorne can even have the basement to decorate however he likes. That way he doesn't have to worry about hiding in a closet if company suddenly drops by.

"Can we please go have some fun before you work us like cows?" Lorne winces as he realizes the word choice was wrong, the moment he utters them his scarlet eyes flash with guilt. "Sorry, bad habit." He shakes his head and the faux pas from his mind. "But you told me Sunnydale has a bar I can go to with you."

"I do need to get Liam's address from Willy." Pretending to consider it, I hold in a grin when Lorne squirms. "I guess we can go check the place out."

Fred glances down at her powder blue blouse and jeans with a frown. "Should I dress up?"

"Probably better if you dress down a bit, it's really more of a dive bar." Considering the patrons, I add another warning. "And you really shouldn't wander away from us. Something will try snatching you up."

"Maybe we try pretending it's a Pylea kind of deal?" Lorne hesitates as he searches for the least offensive way to explain. "I saw a few girls wearing collars back in Los Angeles." His expression morphs into a confused frown as he whirls on me. "Didn't you say it was only pets who wore those here on Earth?"

"Ask me that again after I've had a couple drinks." I really don't want to explain sexual subcultures while I'm sober. "And Fred, you need to make sure I stop at two. Lorne's not going to scare off anyone hungry."

Disgusted at letting his patrons eat each other, Lorne shares one of the few things he seems to think Pylea got right. "They don't put up a pacifism spell? What kind of business does he run?"

"Those aren't exactly common." Actually Caritas is the only time I can remember one being used in either series.

"Well no wonder Mary was excited to learn the spell." He smiles at the memory. "I just thought she was being polite. Neither of you really seem to want to ask about Pylea."

With a face softening instantly, Fred grabs our friend's hand. "We thought it was just bad memories and you didn't want to think about it."

"I was just being a jerk," I admit with a guilty tone. "Was honestly too wrapped up in all the planning to really think about how strange this all must be for you."

"Honey, don't even worry about it. You may not want to know..." Winking at me, Lorne reminds me what his powers are. "But I've heard you sing a few times now and I know exactly how much pressure you're under."

 

[Flightless Man]

Chapter 18: Cheers​

Lorne's face is filled with disappointment the moment we walk inside Willy's Place and he finds out what a dive bar really is. His eyes scan the dingy room and the booths covered in grime, a heavy sigh escaping him.

"You sure we can't go back to the place all the kids seemed to like?" At least he's keeping his voice low.

"Not until you become part of the Sunnydale Syndrome." May as well us it to our advantage.

A hairless demon with countless folds of loose skin approaches and tries to warn us off. "I know this place says it's for a mixed crowd. But you might want to find a friendlier place, the vamps wait outside for last call."

"This is the only place in town that I can bring both of my friends." Shaking my head so the Brachen half emerges, Clem is just relieved Lorne isn't going to be the muscle. "Unless you know somewhere better?"

"We got a couple demon bars you and the green guy might like. But nothing that will let you bring her in with you." The loose skin demon gives Fred an apologetic look. "... Well, not unless she's on the menu."

Pulling my borrowed leather jacket around herself, Fred takes a slightly more nervous second glance at the patrons. "But half the people here are human. Why didn't you try chasing them away?"

Clem snorts like the pig he kind of resembles and points to the arguing couple in a corner booth. "Daniel and his new squeeze are vampires."

"Oh..." Taking a closer look, Fred nods when she sees the stain of red on the Asian vampire's lips.

"Cathryn can more than take care of herself." The blonde woman on the cleanest bar stool turns and watches us with rapt attention, while her companion looks a few decades older. "She's the reason only the fledges still actively hunt witches in Sunnydale."

Giving a name to the surly man beside Cathryn, Clem tries to discretely point him out. "O'Toole is one of the best necromancers in the state. No vampire is going after him unless they want to learn what it feels like to be a puppet."

Clem lets us share his regular table, incredibly eager to talk with someone who hasn't already heard all his stories a dozen times before. "Sometimes Ken and Maureen will pop in after the full moon. But they aren't exactly regulars and I think they just needed to be reminded what the real monsters look like."

"What about him?" Fred jerks her chin towards a chubby man in the corner, still wearing his Double Meat uniform.

"Slod demon." Our over eager guide explains and doesn't stop before adding the part about the weight being part of a monthly moulting process. "Jacob really has a thing for kidneys. So if you ever talk to him, try letting it slip yours aren't in the best condition."

"Thanks for the advice." Clem grins wide enough to reveal his double row of teeth and it takes everything I have to not react visibly. "You mind keeping my friends company while I go have a talk with Willy?"

After agreeing, Clem leans in and whispers another warning. "Better not tell him anything private. The guy's not exactly tight lipped."

"Exactly what I'm looking for right now." Taking a look at his almost empty glass, I offer to grab a pitcher for the table.

"No starting a bar fight without us," Fred fires at me with a teasing grin.

Willy hears that part clearly and almost poofs into existence before me with a panicked expression. "Hey, no bar fights at all please! I just got the blood off the roof from the last time Darla stopped by."

"How often do you get beat up for information?" I easily notice the shiner on Willy's face despite the concealer liberally applied.

The weaselly man's face contorts in fear. "... Maybe a couple times a month."

"And how often do people give you anything in return?" That comment has the fear replaced with shining greed.

"What do you have in mind?" He leans in close and whispers, not willing to commit until he knows what I want to know.

"How about I just stick with proving my abilities first." Tapping my temple, I fill Willy in on my being a seer. "You go home and watch Friends this week. See how many of these things happen."

The barely five foot tall man snatches the list I spent a while working on. "This is just telling me the plot to a bunch of movies and shows. How is this going to prove anything?"

"None of them have come out yet." One benefit of going to so many theatres with Fred, is that I now know which movies are coming out over the next six months. "But each thing I wrote down is exactly what's going to happen. I'll start giving you financial advice if you can answer my questions truthfully."

"What kind of advice?" He's not subtle in his eagerness.

"Stuff like who's going to win the next couple Stanley Cups." Willy almost drools at the words. "And which new companies are going to make billions."

Giving the list a long look as he tries to decide if I'm screwing with him, Willy eventually pockets it with a smirk. "What did you want to know?"

"Looking for a new vampire in town. Handsome son of a bitch who looks like his face was carved into the brooding position." Deciding not to beat around the bush, I give Willy the name along with the complete description.

"I'll keep an eye out." Willy winks, making it clear he means in regards to both the predictions and the request. "See how things go."

"And I'll be back." I somehow restrain myself from saying that in an Austrian accent.

Rejoining the trio with a pitcher and glasses, I try to relax enough so I can answer Lorne's questions without blushing. Thankfully Fred and Clem help and spare me from having to answer all of the embarrassing ones myself.

The conversation steers my thoughts towards how everything in these shows is supposed to be a metaphor for life. I guess that makes mine about how bi people can pass as 'normal'. While I like that a whole lot better than being allegory for alcoholism, it stings how true it rings.

"You play poker for kittens?" Gasps Fred once Clem invites Lorne and I to come to the Lounge Room for a game. "That's awful..." Her expression falls into sadness at the idea.

"It's better than the babies Lurconis and his friends play for." Clem tries to shift the blame but this only serves to make the genius more determined.

Fred whirls on me with the most intense stare yet. "You better win the whole pot each week."

"Well I guess that means we're coming." My tone has Clem suddenly nervous about the offer.

"Are you sure?" He blinks a couple times as he tries to think of an excuse. "Some of the guys can really hold a grudge."

I'm supposed to start small with my hero work. Can't really get much more mundane than card games for pets.

"How about I stop by the animal shelter and adopt all the cats about to be put down because of old age?" I'm not actually sure what Clem's friends need to eat and don't want to shame the culture into starvation. "Would that work or does it have to be kittens?"

"The meat's just more tender," Admits Clem with a blush that reaches the tips of his floppy ears. "I guess we could give it a try. Grunch will probably whine though."

"How can you be alright with eating cats?" This is the first time Fred seems offended by anything out of my mouth and I'm surprised by how much the feeling hurts. "They're adorable!"

"Who am I to decide what animal is worth eating?" I really only care that the kill is made humanely and the animal doesn't suffer.

That doesn't convince the Texan girl and she stares me down. "You don't eat pets."

"I don't eat pets." That's easy to agree with. "But they aren't pets to these demons. And I'd rather every demon on Earth started using the pet store instead of the mall as a grocery store."

"That's pretty cold." Her eyes narrow and I can see the realization in her dark brown eyes, that I'm not the perfect man she created in her head. "I thought you had a reason for leaving Donnie with his dad. Didn't think it was just you being the boy's judge."

Frustration surges inside me, making my fingers clench tightly around my glass. "I have a head full of world ending threats. I'm sorry that I don't have time to focus on every little thing."

But even as I make the claim, I know I only left Donnie because I'm only looking at the big picture still. I saw how many times in both series that a shitty person got development and became a hero. Why didn't I give Tara's brother that same chance to grow?

"I don't expect you to save everyone." Fred crosses her arms and glares hot enough to melt iron. "But what about not ignoring the people you hear screaming for help? Or is this part of the whole teacher cliche?"

Her rage makes the insult just unclear enough that I need to ask for clarification. "... Huh?"

"You have all these great lessons to pass on to Buffy and the rest of us. But you don't seem to follow any of them yourself." Her glare softens into a smirk. "So do you teach because you can't do?"

 

[Flightless Man]

Chapter 19: First Impressions​

When I drop Fred off at the UC Sunnydale campus, she hesitates with embarrassment turning her ears pink. "You don't actually have to play poker."

"I know." Since it seems like she's trying to apologize for her drunken state a few nights ago, I attempt to tone back on the attitude.

"And I'm sorry for talking to you like that." Her accent is a lot stronger when she's stressed out and right now the Texan twang is full bore. "I don't really drink much and kind of got emotional." Her hands start to tremble.

Ignoring my own frustration, I reach over and place a hand on her knee. "You alright Fred?"

"Clem sure had a lot to tell us about Sunnydale." I guess she means while I was talking to Willy. "It's really just sinking in what I signed up for."

"You don-" Right as I start telling her she can still back out, Fred gives me a firm stare.

"Don't even think about giving me an out. I'm just trying to process everything" Her veracity just makes me smile silently. "You heard what Clem said about the really serious games, they play for babies. I'm just so mad that's even a thing and I know you can't do anything about it."

Oh. "So the urgency over the kittens..."

"Kittens are still babies." Noticing her watery eyes, I lean over to pop open the glove compartment.

"Here." Handing her some of the napkins Doyle collected for some reason, I realize I can't really be mad anymore. "Don't worry about last night. You've had a pretty eventful month. I'm kind of impressed you held it together for so long."

Once her eyes are dry, Fred tells me she's going to take the bus home instead of waiting for me. With a goodbye almost back to our normal casualness, I head off to my first day at the high school.

Only a week on the sheet and I'm already getting called in by Principal Flutie. Something that would have taken at least six months in a normal city this size.

The drive from across town barely takes fifteen minutes and I'm forced to admit that Mayor Wilkins did an excellent job designing the place. Almost wish he'd have spent some time doing the same to the rest of California's highways.

Getting out of my Corolla, I hear some students comment on the new substitute, with a few of the smokers even making bets on how long I'll last. Scanning the crowd in front of the school, I'm still amazed at what passes for fashion in the nineties.

Not like I have much better to look forward to though. The denim fad is coming up pretty soon and that's really not something I want to relive.

When I finally get directions to the office and not a random closet, the secretary waves me right through to Flutie's open door. With the grinning principal getting up to greet me the second I step through it.

"Allen, thank you so much for coming in on such short notice." He pumps my hand up and down with enthusiasm, smiling at the navy suit Lorne insisted looked best on me.

"I'm just happy to be getting back to work." Releasing the handshake, it takes everything I have not to wipe the sweat on my pant leg. "Do you want me to stick to the lesson plan or should I just go with one of my back up assignments?"

The man gets flustered at the question and tries to deflect. "Probably best if you go with what you know. We're not sure when Miss Simmons will be coming back."

"So you just need me until she does?" Keeping my expression casual, Flutie starts to relax when he realizes I'm not going to pry for details.

"If that works for you." He explains I'll be taking over the freshman and sophomore English classes. "And as long as the students don't have too many complaints about you, we can always talk about making the position a permanent one." That's really not how it's supposed to work.

"That would be incredible Sir." It's easy to butter up such an easy going man.

The bell rings and Flutie gives me a wide grin. "Guess it's showtime. Good luck, those kids will try to eat you alive."

"Thanks for the warning." Giving the principal a respectful nod, I head off to find my classroom.

When I do reach it, almost every seat is already filled. "Good morning everyone, I'm Mister Doyle."

The sophomores give an unenthusiastic hello back, with only a couple teens putting any energy into it. Willow is of course the one with the bushiest eyes, with most students only getting interested when I get to the attendance sheet.

"Heidi Barrie?" I only have a vague memory of what she looks like and so it takes me a second to figure out what's going on when Harmony is the one to raise her hand.

As soon as I do catch on though, I decide to have my own fun with the students prank. "Well I guess that means Miss Kendall is absent today?"

"And Mister Harris too." I pretend to mark Xander absent as well, when he pretends to be Larry Blaisdell.

I get through a few more names before the teens lose the nerve to keep up the prank. With the one who was supposed to inherit my visions the one to break.

"Told you it was a stupid idea." Cordelia snaps at Xander when I make it clear I know she's not Michelle Blake. "We aren't in junior high anymore."

The pair trade a few quick witted barbs and I just enjoy the show up until the name calling comes out. "Silence!"

My gruff tone is enough to make Cordelia whirl on me with a charming smile. "But Mister Doyle. This was the cretin's idea."

"I have my own ears." Shocked at being called out by a substitute, Cordellia looks to her friends for support. "You want to insult each other, put it in writing so I can grade it."

"And the what now?" Xander blinks in shock.

"You and Miss Chase can give me a fifteen hundred word essay about how terrible the other one is." Before both pairs of eyes can get too carried away with cruel ideas, I lay down the ground rules. "No cursing or name calling. I want you to show how creative you can be."

Aghast at what looks like casual cruelty from a teacher, Willow's hand shoots into the air. "Isn't that kind of mean?"

"It would be if I wasn't also going to make them write a second essay about each other's best traits." I finally allow myself to smirk when I reveal the assignment I had planned for everyone. "I was going to pair everyone up randomly. But it looks like these two volunteered for an extra essay."

"But he doesn't have enough of those to fill a paragraph," Whines Cordelia when I don't relent to her pout.

"Well I'm averaging your mark between the two essays. So you better start thinking of some." The class realizes I'm not one of those teachers who just pops in a movie and exchange annoyed looks.

Looking back down at the attendance sheet, I use it to start calling out pairs. Amy and Willow are an easy duo to match, with Jesse getting stuck with Andrew's older brother. Maybe some friends will stop him from summoning any hellhounds.

Even though I'm looking for her name specifically, my eyes slip over it four times. When I do finally call out her name, Marcie Ross almost falls out of her seat in shock.

"You and Mister Levinson can pair up." Going to be hard for Jonathon to ignore her, if I'm making them spend a week interviewing each other.

The rest of the class I actually do pair up randomly, with only a couple names standing out as ones I kind of remember. But to my annoyance, Vice Principal Snyder saw the whole thing from the door.

His smirk of approval as he saunters off, is enough for me to know he's going to be a reoccurring problem. Of course the troll wants to be friends with me.

 

[Flightless Man]

Chapter 20: Which Half Are You?​

Clutching the brown paper bag to my chest so the pig's blood doesn't slosh around, I wait for the ensouled vampire to answer the door. Though now that Willy is a believer, I may need to change Ted's number if he keeps calling for sports tips.

It's still an hour before sunset. Frowning at the lack of a response, I bang my fist on the cheap wood one more time. I know he's inside.

I'm already having a bad enough day, really not in the mood to wait the vampire out. Finding out Snyder had saved me a spot at his table in the teacher's lounge, was enough to make me rethink my attitude in class tomorrow.

My frown deepens as I realize what it means that Snyder told me to call him by name. Russell even complimented my handling of the hooligans and warned me not to stay out too late. Does Snyder think we're friends!

I finally hear footsteps and try to control my shuddering. Angel's incredibly recognizable face glares at when the door swings open.

Trying to stand up a little straighter, I introduce myself with a smirk. "How do you pay for this place? Did Whistler hook you up with some cash?"

"You know him?" His eyes widen just enough for me to know Angel is actually surprised.

"We work for the same bosses." Taking the opportunity, I push past the confused vampire. "Going to need to have a talk with him. Because Whistler did a pretty shit job getting my charge ready."

While his brow creases in frustration, Angel accepts the bag of blood. "What do you mean?"

"You know how the Slayer has a Watcher?" I wait for the broody vampire to nod before continuing. "Well you get me." He frowns and I pretend to pout. "Hello by the way, I'm Allen."

"Why do I need you?" Angel pulls out the Burba weed and raises an eyebrow at me knowing it's used for spice.

"Because I really don't think you want to lose your soul next year." It takes all my willpower not to flinch at Angel's game face and his sudden menacing stance.

"Is that a threat?" The words come out as a snarl that promises pain if the answer isn't the right one.

Shaking my head, I explain about my visions and I'm a little surprised at how quick to trust a stranger Angel is. Guess he's just that desperate for any kind of hope.

"Just figured you should know what will happen if you don't get that soul secured." Now it's time for some fibbing. "Because I'm not turning a soulless vampire back into a human."

"What are you talking about?" He stalks towards me with desperation leaking out of every pore.

"Little something called the Shanshu prophecy." Letting myself smirk as the champion grabs me, I fill him in on how hectic the next eight years are going to be. "But Liam, the prophecy doesn't mention you by name. It's a reward that goes to the vampire who earns it." Gives me a few years to get my hands on Mohra blood and gives Angel a something of his own to fight for.

Growling at the name from his past, Angel stares me down with all of his intensity. "That's not my name."

"Are you half of Angelus, or is he just you without a soul?" My words make him hesitate and give me the opening to really make my point. "Because the way I see it, you aren't atoning for the things the demon did. We're atoning for the things we let happen."

When he catches the word 'us', he gives me a curious look that's just a tad softer. "I let Angelus happen."

"Letting Darla bite you?" He steps back as I lay bare his worst mistakes. "Or being a drunken waste of a son?" I don't stop with the errors of his life and really spook the vampire with my knowledge. "What about the Hyperion or the gunshot victim you fed on?"

"Uh..." Unsure what to defend first, Liam's expression has lost any edge it once had.

"Don't worry about the hotel, we took care of the Thesulac a couple weeks ago." Deciding I've earned the right to the lone leather recliner, I plop myself down in it with a sad smile. "Judy's at peace now."

He starts to pace anxiously at the news, his fists continually clenching. "She told them I was a monster. I was lynched by a mob for trying to help."

"Liam, how old are you?" Before he answers, I clarify my meaning. "Not Angelus, not Angel. I want to know how old was Liam when he died?"

"Twenty six." It takes him a while to mutter the words and I can see he knows how wrong his interest is in current times.

That's all I need to stay committed to my choice of intervention and I remind him how old the Slayer is. "Of course if you want to hide away from life, the Powers will need another vampire with a soul. Want to take a guess at who they choose?"

"... Anyone but him!" Liam's mind instantly goes to Spike and how much it would burn to lose the reward of humanity to.

"I'm working on my own back up plan." Already got a few Orbs of Thessulah, now I just need to wait for Jenny to get into town. "Figured the Kalderash would want vengeance on Darla and we both know she's here in Sunnydale."

When I tell him about the cave of trials in Africa, I also let him know Buffy is still a few months away from moving. "You help me get fighting fit and I'll keep Buffy alive until you get that soul secure."

"Why do you care so much?" He finally picks up on my own personal interest in the topic.

"Because my job gets a whole lot harder if I let you blunder around with just Whistler's vague directions for the next three years." And as Buffy's teacher, I am supposed to keep her safe from creepy older guys.

A couple years and she's almost eighteen. If it took a year and a half for the relationship to reach the naked stage, that should put Buffy a legal adult by the time anything can happen between the two of them.

Good news is, that should leave next year a lot less personal. Drusilla may be a seer in her own right. But Buffy isn't going to be facing nearly as many personal attacks without a lover's vendetta.

"Of course if you don't want to step up and claim the reward for stopping a few measly apocalypses, I guess I can always go look for that soldier you sired on the submarine." Shrugging as if it doesn't really matter much to me either way, internally I'm sweating over the risky gambit to make Liam choose.

"I think his name was Lawson?" It took me a few days to remember his name and I made sure to write it down. "He might have enough of your soul to qualify for the Shanshu."

Before answering, the good looking vampire has some of his own questions. "What made you care?"

"Let people die because I was a coward." Knowing he isn't going to take advice from some goody two-shoes, I reveal the things that give me nightmares each time I sleep. "We all have something to atone for Liam." I can still hear Seidel's neck snapping whenever someone cracks open a can.

"You make it sound so easy." Hope shimmers in his eyes.

Everything sounds easy before you start working at it. "This world will give us plenty of chances to be better than the guy we had been yesterday. We just need to have to guts to take them."

"But-" He wants to take my words for fact and yet his century of guilt holds him back.

"The world isn't going to get any better with you hiding away from it." Winking, I try to jump start the development he underwent in his own show. "So I'm going to ask one more time before I figure out which back up plan to go with."

Liam stares me down warily as I rise back to my feet with a grim expression. "Are you only half of Angelus and an ever lingering threat to the girl you claim to be devoted to. Or are you going to be Liam again and work towards making a life for yourself?"