Seele, let's be realistic. When has asking Otto anything ever helped anyone at all?
EDIT: To clarify this for non-Honkai-players:

If you asked Otto Apocalypse to pass you the salt, you'd instead be treated to a five-minute monologue on his genius, his brilliance, his scientific insanity that surpasses the feeble laws of heaven and earth; his latest scheme to resurrect and possess his dead waifu who didn't even like him when she was alive - seriously, Otto, she ran off to Japan to be in lesbians with a shrine maiden, obsessing over her is creepy - and then he'd stand up, spout some line about how he's going to usurp the throne of GOD, and then stride dramatically out of the room, leaving behind his half-finished steak and glass of expensive red wine for the help to throw away.

Fucker wouldn't even pass you the damn salt while he was up, either.
So he's a sexist Leonardo de Montreal...
I started playing Honkai and I'm pretty early in but I have 1 Seele battlesuit and I'm trying to get gems to get the other on the 16th. GPT-3, this is all your fault!

I don't what the votes mean but I don't want Seele to get hurt
[x] Nowhere, slowly
 
Maybe I was a bit too clever with those options...

I feel the need to stress, the story will go on regardless. No matter what you choose, Seele will be basically fine, and she'll even find what she's looking for -- er, probably; that's not wholly up to me. Everything will be fine.

I feel the need to stress this, because this is how it chose to continue the story when I gave it a poke:

AI Dungeon said:
A maze of hallways.

A writhing mass of flesh, mixed with metal.

Eyes stare out at you from sockets of various sizes and colors, all filled with blood and mucus and tears and every other bodily fluid under the sun. The halls are lined with faces, contorted by pain and fear and anger and every other negative emotion. They look like you. They are like you.

You are like them.

They scream soundlessly as you walk past, reaching out towards you with bloody, broken hands.

I have no idea why it's doing this.
 
i rate funny because it scream.

Also: are we sure AI Dungeon hasn't begun correlating Honkai Impact with, say, R L Stine?
I'm happy that I've pushed it into writing decently, but I'm also screaming into the void.

Not planning to keep that continuation, mind you. I just want you to know that this is what I'm dealing with. It rarely writes anything I wouldn't rate as at least 'decent', on a sentence by sentence level, but...

Thousand mile stare.
 
I was doing it because Baughn basically laid out a dare on the discord, but I even provided a real answer guys, c'mon.

[X] Okay, everything's all twisted up and wrong, but you're used to that. You're used to traveling the Sea with only fallen off fragments of your home timeline, so you just need to be extra careful not to break anything stepping through the cracks and twists to actually get anywhere in another one of these infinite X issues.
 
Seele Quest 2.2
"Let's try circling around," you say, unsure.

Vel nods. "Alright. I can't think of anything else, anyway."

You walk ahead a bit, then pause. That doesn't seem quite right. You go back a few steps. Still not quite right... well, no. Not right at all. You return to the original position and try again, edging around a stretched and mangled ersatz corner. Still nothing. You are getting so incredibly lost, it isn't even funny. You can see the hallway stretching on in either direction like a snake, looping and twisting. You had thought you had found something, but you were only wasting time.

"How does it look?" Vel asks.

"Why do I have to turn around twice to go backwards?" You complain. Annoyance? No, this isn't annoyance. This is something far beyond annoyance. This is fury. How can you be lost in a hallway? You're standing at a severely twisted corner, a piece of 'hallway' barely surpassing the width of a doorway and lasting for nearly a full turn of the spiral.

Vel is quiet for a moment. "... Let's try the other direction."

You sigh, turn twenty degrees, and head off down a hallway that's at right angles to where you were. After a few minutes, you try another intersection... and end up right back where you started.

"Not working," you say bitterly.

"No," Vel says. "It's not."

"Great." Now what? You're lost, helpless, confused and... well, lost. You are so very, very lost. "Anything else we can try?"

Vel thinks for a moment. "... No. Probably not. Maybe."

You don't like that answer. "Well, let's hear it."

She shrugs helplessly. "I was just thinking... one of these corridors has to be the right one, right?"

"No."

She frowns. "You don't know that."

"I'm pretty sure I do. I've been trying stuff like that for a while, and nothing's worked." You take a deep breath. You need to keep calm. Panicking and screaming about how lost and confused you are is only going to make things worse.

... Right?

You give yourself the necessary time to calm down.

"We're just going to have to keep trying," you say after a while. "Maybe one of these times an infernal gateway will pop up and take us somewhere useful."

Vel nods slowly.

"So I had an idea," she says. "The corridors might be infinite, but what if you take every option simultaneously?"

"What do you mean?"

Vel looks to the sides, as if looking for words. "Well... we know that if you take every path in a tree, every choice, every option... then one of those choices has to be correct, right? They can't all be wrong. So we try all of them at once, and one of them's got to be the right one."

You frown. "That sounds very... complicated. I don't know if I can do that."

Vel smiles weakly. "Well, it's just an idea. I'm not an expert on this stuff either."

"We'll try it," you sigh. "But I hope you know what you're doing..."

She shrugs, smiles, and steps to the side.

"Not in the slightest," she says.

You begin raising your hands out, trying to feel the hallway...

The hallway is bizarre. It doesn't seem to follow any sort of logic. You feel a steadily increasing sense of suction to your left, like there's a gap in the wall that leads to absolute nothingness. Meanwhile, to your right, you feel an increasing sense of pressure, as if the wall is pushing itself against you. If you look up, you feel a sharp pain in your head from the shapes that you see there, while looking down just causes you to feel terror at how deep the hallway seems to go. It...

It's a hallway. No, it's Hallway, the platonic ideal of hallways, now broken and torn and perverted into a non-euclidean nightmare by the addition of an infinitesimal sliver of demonic hell, aka. the quantum sea. It's just as well that you're not quite human anymore, because if Kiana had been standing where you are, you think she'd have lost an arm. The geometry isn't quite... stable.

It's not a good place to be if you're overly dependent on functioning organs.

"There has to be a way through," Vel says grimly. "We just need to find it."

You begin to reach out once more, and find... Well, you have no idea what you're feeling. Quaking, almost, but also a strange sense that this hallway is moving around you.

"Every way at once, right?" You smile bitterly. You spent so much time collecting yourself, both right now and years ago, you don't like the thought of discarding all that work for this. Even temporarily. "Let's get on with it."

Vel nods, and you begin to walk along the hallways. They twist and turn in impossible ways, but Vel doesn't even need to think. Somehow, she knows exactly where to go. All the other "you"s, the ones that take wrong paths -- they're cancelled out. It's not that they never existed, but their experiences are irrelevant. The you that's in the right place -- it's unique. It has a special meaning. It's the only one you'll acknowledge.

You reach a large, open room, and once more you have to stop and catch yourself. The room doesn't have a floor, or a ceiling -- it has every floor, and every ceiling. It has floors that are rugs and floors that are tables and floors that are platforms hanging in space. It has ceilings that are walls and ceilings that are tubes and ceilings that are nothing.

You reach the center of the room, where everything comes together. There's a girl there, hanging in nothingness.

"Ai-chan?" You frown. "That... that can't be right. She's an AI."

"She's a person," Vel says grimly. "A person that's trapped here." She points up, and you wince. There's a cage of hands above the girl, gripping and re-gripping the bars.

This isn't real. It can't be. Or at least, it's not a physical place -- not in the usual sense. It's metaphor, just like the quantum sea. The ship might be more badly off than you thought.

The girl looks down at you. She looks sad, and hurt, and angry. "Why am I here?" she asks, her voice filled with pain. "I didn't do anything wrong."

"You exist," Vel says, simply. "That's reason enough."

"I just wanted to protect their legacy." She sighs, and closes her eyes. Her long black hair floats in a non-existent wind. "I'm sorry, Semra. This is all wrong. I'm not supposed to be here, am I?"

She sounds much older than the usual Ai-chan. An adult, where the AI is a child. Even so, she looks the same. To some of your other senses, she feels the same. If you could touch the strands of her thoughts, they'd be the same rainbow colours. Her tastes are the same, her smells. Her mind is the same.

"I'm sorry," you say. You reach out a hand to comfort her, and then pause. The action feels foreign. How would you do it?

Vel hisses from behind you.

Ai-chan stares at you, if that really is her. You're not sure.

= = =

It's earlier than normal, I know. I had a bit of time to spare, and I wasn't expecting the voting to change. That said, this output is... hard to discard. Uhm, I guess I'll leave it up to you. Whatever you pick, the above remains canon.
[ ] Comfort her
[ ] Free her
[ ] Write-in
[ ] Actually, none of that happened. It's a discarded timeline.
- [ ]
Write-in
 
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Well.

AI Dungeon has clearly decided to celebrate Sufficiently Spooky.

...should we tell the Content Promotion team?
 
[X] Free her

Let's free the creepy child from her cage of hands.
 
She sighs, and closes her eyes. Her long black hair floats in a non-existent wind.
This is worrisome, mostly because Ai-chan's hair is green and bound up in two cabbages buns on either side of her head.

I'm not sure we've found Ai-chan; but I think we may have found the girl with the long black hair back from Bizarre Dream Land Time.

On the other hand, maybe Ai-chan decided she was tired of cabbage jokes.
 
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I'm concerned at Vel's reaction when we tried to reach out. That seemed to me as though she rated it a dangerous action which makes me wonder if she has cause to believe whoever this is is dangerous.
 
I'm concerned at why Seele thinks she looks the same. She manifestly doesn't - this is inconsistent even within the context window.

Of course that could still be a "yes, but to my mind's eye..." sort of thing.
 
AI Dungeon said:
You ignore Vel's warning, and touch her face. Your fingers are replaced by a tongue, a nose, an ear. You enter her in that moment, and you share everything with her. You become one.
Iiiiii'm just gonna change the style field back to normal, now.
 
...too spooky, AI Dungeon. Scale it back.

Odd that it keeps going to body horror, though. There's plenty of other spookiness it could be doing, but no, always with the hands and eyes and opening and closing are they all.
 
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AI sure loves horror. Like, it keeps going there again and again and again.

If we are seeing something differeng from character, it may be someone else, and Seele needs to check.
 
To be fair to it, though, our protagonist looks like this:

mpv-shot0001.jpg
 
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Look Vel just likes eyes okay.

It's not a crime.

I'll point out that Seele has severed plant reproductive organs on her things. Does she really have a leg to stand on?
 
I'm just saying, there's a reason why this duo gets called demonic.

They have a certain style, and that's all.
 
As I like to put it in this thread for some reason:

Define "demonic."

:V

But yeah, fair enough for Vel. Eyes, tentacles, black lace* giant claws... yeah.

*:V

Also, we're screwed. "AI-chan" is going to bite our head off and then the ship will be revealed to have been a honkai beast and then we'll find everyone had been eaten from the inside out and turned into honkai zombies and then we'll be in the middle of Dead Space except we're a murder blender so not really.

*Sigh*
 
Also, we're screwed. "AI-chan" is going to bite our head off and then the ship will be revealed to have been a honkai beast and then we'll find everyone had been eaten from the inside out and turned into honkai zombies and then we'll be in the middle of Dead Space except we're a murder blender so not really.
Nononononono, I posted the dead space hallucinations because they won't happen.

I don't let AI Dungeon get away with that sort of thing. You know how I operate! The horror has to be less visceral and more cerebral.
 
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