Questionably Soteriological: A Puzzle/Mystery Quest with Kids, Science, and Fun!

[X] Use the SCREWDRIVER to force open the DRAWER of the MAHOGANY TABLE.
 
[X] Use the SCREWDRIVER to unscrew the HINGES of the LOCKBOX
You use the SCREWDRIVER to unscrew the HINGES of the STRONGBOX. It works! Inside the STRONGBOX is...
A key! You briefly consider the philosophical implications of a key being locked inside a box. Deep stuff, right there, you think. Yeah.
[TALLY UNLOCKED! KEYS ENCOUNTERED: 1]
[x] Throw BOX onto the GROUND to see if it'll break in case screwing doesn't work
Although the SCREWDRIVER proved perfectly servicable to get at the contents of the STRONGBOX, you through it at the ground anyway because you feel that it has personally victimized you. Take that, inanimate object! Yeah!
[X] EXAMINE the SECURITY CAMERA
The SECURITY CAMERA examines you, too. It's firmly bolted to the wall, and looks very modern. A small inscription on the side reads:
PROPERTY OF THE G.S.C
[X] Use the SCREWDRIVER to force open the DRAWER of the MAHOGANY TABLE.
The SCREWDRIVER doesn't seem to be UP TO THE TASK. The KEY, however, fits perfectly into the DRAWER'S lock. Inside the DRAWER is a HANDLELESS NET and a JOURNAL. Today is a good day to be Lucy Calloway and also to be solving puzzles!
I feel a bit bad doing three commands in a row... Should I hold off?
It's totally okay, but you do raise a good point. I'm making it an OFFICIAL RULE that nobody can send in more than THREE COMMANDS IN A ROW.
 
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So we can only use DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES on items in our inventory? If so, we should probably drop the portraits for now--we don't have enough room for the two new items, and the other items seem more important. Maaaybe we could equip the Pendulum as a weapon, I guess, which would free up aslot.

[x] Use DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES on KEY
 
You examine the object carefully, noting every notch and every detail. It's long, long enough to serve as the handle to a broom, mop, or net. It seems like it's designed to be screwed on to something at the end - this is the way it was kept, albeit loosely, in the GRANDFATHER CLOCK. Although it is heavier at one end, like a PENDULUM ought to be, it still feels like it has the perfect balance to be a HANDLE to something. Almost as if it were designed with this purpose in mind.
The pendulum could be the net handle, according to this.

Someone vote for using deduction on the net too btw.
 
> Lucy: Examine an interesting journal
[X] use DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES on the JOURNAL
Although your INVENTORY is FULL, you are able to free up a space by keeping BOTH PORTRAITS in the SAME INVENTORY SLOT. If you have items that are NEARLY IDENTICAL they can often be kept in the SAME SLOT like this, as long as they are a REASONABLE SIZE. Of course, you aren't AWARE of any of this, because at only 11 TENDER YEARS OF AGE you are ignorant to such MECHANICAL ABSTRACTIONS.

The CLASS MACHINATION [DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES] has been activated!
That aside, you examine the JOURNAL. It is rectangular, with a sleek and glossy black cover and white lined paper. There is writing all the way through in cursive handwriting - however, someone seems to have crossed out most of the writing with a RED MARKER, and added their own comments on the last page in a HASTY SCRAWL. In fact, being a JUNIOR SLEUTH, you can tell that the person writing in RED MARKER got weaker and weaker as they kept writing.

The FIRST PAGE of the journal has the only legible cursive text in the little book, which reads as follows before the rest is scrawled out in RED MARKER:
Hello. If you are reading this, then you're probably confused. Don't worry, though! We've written this journal in order to help you. You've obviously got a sharp mind if you've progressed this far, but we know you have even great potential! Potential you couldn't possibly dream of! And this whole situation, this is just helping you to reach your potential. At no point will you be in any danger. All you need to know is contained within this journal! The first thing to forget is-
Everything after here is SCRAWLED OUT apart from what the RED MARKER PERSON has written on the LAST PAGE.
IT'S LIES IT'S LIES IT'S LIES IT'S LIES THEY'RE LYING TO YOU FUCKING LIARS FUCKING LIARS THEY'RE MONSTERS THEY'LL NEVER LET YOU GO NEVER NEVER NEVER DON'T TRUST THEM DON'T
Huh. That... has kind of put a damper on your mood. You feel your hands shaking as you stare at that last desperately scrawled message. Maybe this is one mystery that you'd be better off not solving... No! Even if you're scared, you are LUCY CALLOWAY and you are GETTING TO THE BOTTOM of whatever is going on here. You take a deep breath to calm down and turn your attention back to puzzle solving.
[X] Attach the Pendulum to the Net to act as its handle
You SUCCESSFULLY CRAFT a LONG-HANDLED NET. You are VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF.
[x] Use DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES on KEY
The CLASS MACHINATION [DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES] has been activated!
The KEY is unremarkable. It's silver, small, and looks quite MODERN, like a set of car keys more than any OLD-FASHIONED NONSENSE. It has the letters 'GSC' etched into it. For a second, looking at the KEY makes you feel like you might REMEMBER SOMETHING... but then it's gone. You wonder if ENCOUNTERING MORE KEYS might lead to you REMEMBERING PAST EVENTS. Then you stop wondering that because such a thing would only happen in some sort of SILLY, CONTRIVED, ADVENTURE GAME.
 
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So we can only use DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES on items in our inventory? If so, we should probably drop the portraits for now--we don't have enough room for the two new items, and the other items seem more important. Maaaybe we could equip the Pendulum as a weapon, I guess, which would free up aslot.
[DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES] does only work on items in your inventory, yes. Shuffling items around in your inventory, equipping and de-equipping, and other such things don't count towards the command limit, by the way, so mess around with what you're carrying to your heart's content.
 
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[x] Examine Chandelier. Could we reach it with the net if we stood upon the table?
[x] Scoop fish out of the aquarium with net.
-[x] Remove journal from inventory
-[x] Take fish
[x] Use DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES on fish
 
[x] Examine Chandelier. Could we reach it with the net if we stood upon the table?
[x] Scoop fish out of the aquarium with net.
-[x] Remove journal from inventory
-[x] Take fish
[x] Use DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES on fish
Why remove the journal from our inventory when we can just

[X] Equip the LONG HANDLED NET in our WEAPON SLOT
 
[X] DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES on the LONG HANDLED NET
The CLASS MACHINATION [DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES] has been activated!
There's honestly... not a lot to see here. It's just a FAIRLY GENERIC NET with the only distinguishing feature being the fact that the HANDLE is PENDULUM. The two really seemed PERFECTLY DESIGNED to be SCREWED TOGETHER, however. You wonder if at some point in the future you might find OTHER THINGS that can be screwed onto the PENDULUM.
[x] Examine Chandelier. Could we reach it with the net if we stood upon the table?
Unfortunately, the CHANDELIER is way too high up for that! It's a pretty thing, cut glass and bright lights. It must have cost a lot of money. You try to think of ALL THE MONEY YOU'VE EVER SEEN and decide that it must have cost AT LEAST TWICE THAT.
[[x] Scoop fish out of the aquarium with net.
-[x] Remove journal from inventory
-[x] Take fish
[x] Use DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES on fish
You remove one of the FISH from the AQUARIUM with the LONG-HANDLED NET. For a few seconds, you feel a pang of GUILT at taking the poor FISH out of the water, but the closer you look, the more certain you are that there's something weird about it.

The CLASS MACHINATION [DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES] has been activated!

Hey, wait a second! This FISH isn't even alive! You can hear it ticking! The CLOCKWORK FISH is VERY REALISTIC, but you can even see the SCREWS holding it together! This really is one hell of a bath toy.
[X] Equip the LONG HANDLED NET in our WEAPON SLOT
You wisely make use of the MECHANICAL ABSTRACTIONS that you are NOT AWARE OF to free up more inventory space! The LONG-HANDLED NET is a CLUMSY AND INCONVENIENT WEAPON, conferring a -5 PENALTY to your FISTICUFFS STAT when used in a COMBAT SITUATION. However, it also greatly increases your COMBAT REACH.
[X] Use DFD on the JOURNAL
You already did that!
 
Hey, wait a second! This FISH isn't even alive! You can hear it ticking! The CLOCKWORK FISH is VERY REALISTIC, but you can even see the SCREWS holding it together! This really is one hell of a bath toy.

Clearly it's a bomb!
[:V] Throw bomb at the bricks behind the door

[x] Take journal
[x] Apply screwdriver to fish
 
[X] Perhaps equip the SCREWDRIVER as a weapon and return the LONG HANDLED NET to your inventory
(Just a little experimentation, see what makes the best weapon.)
[X] Use the SCREWDRIVER to unscrew the CLOCKWORK FISH
 
There are two fishes, right?

Not much else to do but unscrew it. Hmm...

[X] Examine the ceiling to see if it has a SATURN symbol
 
[x] Take journal
[x] Apply screwdriver to fish
[X] Use the SCREWDRIVER to unscrew the CLOCKWORK FISH
You use the SCREWDRIVER to THOROUGHLY DISASSEMBLE the CLOCKWORK FISH. The CLOCKWORK FISH is now a PILE OF ASSORTED GEARS. They're shiny!
[X] Perhaps equip the SCREWDRIVER as a weapon and return the LONG HANDLED NET to your inventory
(Just a little experimentation, see what makes the best weapon.)
You continue to engage in INVENTORY SHENANIGANS. The SCREWDRIVER doesn't seem like it would make the BEST WEAPON - although it would be nasty if it got someone in the right place, it's not sharp enough to make it deadly for someone with your LOW FISTICUFFS. [No change to FISTICUFFS, +5% CRIT CHANCE]
There are two fishes, right?
Yes! Well. Now that you've DISASSEMBLED ONE with EXTREME PREJUDICE, make that ONE FISH and ONE PILE OF ASSORTED GEARS.
[X] Examine the ceiling to see if it has a SATURN symbol
It does! While looking, you also recognize the symbols for EARTH, MERCURY, VENUS, MARS, NEPTUNE, JUPITER, THE MOON, and THE SUN, as well as the TWELVE SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC. You sure are glad that you are a WELL-READ YOUTH with high ACUMEN!
 
[X] DFD the PILE OF ASSORTED GEARS
[X] Attempt to install the PILE OF ASSORTED GEARS in to the GRANDFATHER CLOCK
Hopefully putting the gears in the clock frees up room for the second fish in our inventory.
 
[X] DFD the PILE OF ASSORTED GEARS
[X] Attempt to install the PILE OF ASSORTED GEARS in to the GRANDFATHER CLOCK
The CLASS MACHINATION [DEDUCTION FOR DUMMIES] has been activated!
These gears appear to have been LOVINGLY HAND-CRAFTED, or at least of high enough quality to give that impression. Other than that, there's nothing TOO INTERESTING ABOUT THEM.

You once more reach into the grandfather clock, trying to find places where the ASSORTED GEARS fit. You feel a rush of SLEUTHING VICTORY as you find that they all fit perfectly! However, once you're done, you realize that it looks like you've only replaced HALF THE MECHANISM. You wonder aloud, in a slightly sarcastic tone, where you could possibly get MORE GEARS.
[X] Check the underside of the table for clues
The underside of the TABLE is completely ordinary! You've looked under many tables in your PRESTIGIOUS CAREER as a JUNIOR SLEUTH, and the only thing remarkable about this one is the LACK OF GUM or GRAFFITI.
 
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