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Prepare to Be Jacked Up! (CN Villains Victorious Jack Spicer Quest)

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    • Anyways, here's a List of Omake Ideas that may or may not happen:

    Kiva, Coop and Gorrath (MEGAS XLR) Enduring an Evil Coop prison.

    A peek into space when Dandy, Meow and QT (Space Dandy) Crash into TOM And Sara (Toonami).

    Don Patch (Bo-bobobo Bo-bobo) trying to Take over the Quest in typical crazy Fourth Wall Breaking Fashion.

    The Monarch (Venture Bros) stealing some tech from Mandark (Dexter's Laboratory).

    A check in on The Test Family (Johnny Test).

    The Doom Patrol (Teen Titans) going on a mission with some new members.

    Task Force X (Justice League Unlimited) going on a mission with Captain Boomerang and Plastique still there, but an otherwise new team. (WRITTEN)
     
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    • Habstab said:
    Feral Mutant: ... Welp. (If you profess the genetics path, you can eventually return Ezekiel's intelligence to him.
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    Hmm, this could be a job for Bling-Bling Boy.
    Habstab said:
    Sneaky Sneak: Chris always has a hard time getting rid of this... thing? (+10 to all Intrigue actions performed in the arts of Canada controlled by Chris.)
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    Ah, Chris McLean has taken Canada. The monster has a monopoly on all the syrup. We'll have to go on daring raids to liberate for our group.
     
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    Week 3
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    • [X] Build JackBots

    86 + 10 = 96

    Huge Success!

    You grin and cackle.

    "I, JACK SPICER, EVIL BOY GENIUS, HAVE DONE IT! The JackBot Army returns! Rise, my wonderful minions, RISE!" You roar in a way SOME would call overdramatic.

    The dozens of JackBots whir to life and bow to you.

    "Yes!" You grin… before falling asleep sucking your thumb, having worked all night.

    Gained 4 Dozen JackBots that Add +3 to Martial when Used; However, Jack is Now SUPER Tired and Will Have -2 Malus on Martial and Intrigue Actions for 1 Turn

    [X] Hang Out with Your Loyal Scientists

    27

    Bare Success

    BBB tried hanging out with his scientists instead of just barking orders for once. It…. Went pretty mediocre. Things were slightly awkward, though they had the occasional good laugh. Overall, they wouldn't be opposed to doing it again, but not anytime soon.

    BBB Gained Slightly Higher Bonds with his Scientists

    [X] Train with Your Weapons

    46

    Decent Success!

    Scaramouche and the Beetle Drones decided to (after you told them to not just mindlessly slaughter the nearby town) train with their respective weaponry. They actually got a lot of work in. You're proud of them!

    "Hey babe, what if we mindfully slaughter the nearby townies?"

    ….. Nevermind.

    Scaramouche and the Beetle Drones gain +3 Martial and Can More Effectively Use their Weapons

    [X] Cook Ramen for Everyone

    39

    Success

    In classic nerd fashion, 21 and 24 seem to know a thing or two about ramen. They cook some up for you. It's decent, certainly not bad. Though you hadn't eaten in a while….

    Henchmen 21 and 24 Are Now the Official Team Chefs Until you Gain A Unit Better Equipped

    [X] Annoy Your Allies

    82

    Huge Success!

    Le Mime, as If taking advantage of the fact you didn't technically hire him, causes chaos around the Temple by trapping important items (such as the bathroom door) in his Invisible boxes and Moonwalking away when called out. Seriously, what a prick.

    Everyone Hates Le Mime now; Le Mime Teaming up with Someone will Cause a -2 Malus to his Teammate
     
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    • The Voting for The Upcoming Week 4 is here! Thanks to HUGE assistance from @Habstab things are much more CK2 like, lol. Enjoy voting!

    [] Raid Aku's Prisons: Sure, he's a scary demon guy with an army of murderous robots but... hey, maybe some do-gooding idiot got themselves caught by him and would be very happy to work with their rescuer? (DC: 55/85) (Reward: Possibility that you rescue a hero unit that Aku captured.)

    [] Raid Vilgax's Prisons: Sure, that creepy alien guy is tough... but, that just means that any of his prisoners, human or alien, are also pretty tough. (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Possibility that you rescue a hero unit that Vilgax captured.)

    [] Raid Porkbelly For Its Apple Butter: Porkbelly is famous for its Apple butter. Apparently. So, why not steal what remains of it from the, now mostly post-apocalyptic, city and sell it to someone else? (DC: 30) (Reward: You world-famous of world famous apple butter that you can sell, while also figuring out the recipe.)

    [] Raid Porkbelly For It's, Disarmed, Nuclear Missiles: So, it turns out that Russia and Porkbelly (just Porkbelly, not the US) made a bet. And the Russians lost, so now there's a lot of nukes just... lying around in Porkbelly. Uh, sure they may not be armed, but someone may be able to make at least one of them active. (DC: 100) (Reward: You now have a bunch of disarmed nukes. No one else has access to these nukes unless they steal them from you.)

    [] Take Over The Nearby Town: All ya need to do is to waltz in and claim you own the place. (DC: 10) (Reward: You gain control of a nearby town. New expansion/Stewardship options available.)

    [] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums: You never know where a Shen Gong Wu is going to be stuck in a museum. Send some thugs out to steal whatever they can. (DC: All rolls get you something, though actual Shen Gong Wu require higher rolls.) (Rewards: Possible Shen Gong Wu. Other ancient artifacts you can... hang up on the walls? Sell?)

    [] Attack A Faction: You're going to be the biggest bad guy in the world, so you'll need to teach these other guys just what their place is. (DC: Variable) (Reward: Chosen faction weakened.)

    -[] What faction do you attack? You must spy on other factions before you get a guess on how high an assault DC is for them.

    [] Attack A Hero/Villain: Some of these small fries could do a decent job, if they worked for you. But some people are just too stubborn, and can become problems later. So, you'll need to rough them up a bit. (DC: Variable) (Reward: Targeted unit may be wounded for a number of turns or captured. Cannot use this on faction leaders. If you assign a certain robotic assassin, the target will be killed instead.)

    -[] Choose who to attack. DC is dependent on their combined Martial and Intrigue stats.

    [] So, Uh, How Much Is It Going To Cost Me?: You need more muscles and brainpower if you want to take over the world. Thankfully, while there are quite a few giant empires that dominate the Earth, there's also a ton of little heroes and villains that you can snatch up. Now, you just need to approach them and see how much it's going to cost to hire them. (DC: Dependent On Who's Chosen) (Reward: Selected unit hired.)

    -[] Fred Fredburger (DC: 30)
    -[] Ezekiel (DC: 20)
    -[] Argite (DC: 40)
    -[] Black Knight (DC: 50)
    -[] Baboon King: (DC: 45)
    -[] Porkbelly's Founding Zombies (DC: 10)
    -[] Brain Freezer (DC: 70)
    -[] Mr. Black And Mr. White (DC: 40)
    -[] Mr. Mittens + Butler (DC: 70)
    -[] Zorak (DC: 50)

    [] Contact Nicole Through "Official Channels": The current US president is obviously a weak idiot who can barely do anything by himself. The real power behind the 'throne" is Nicole Waterson. If you can get in contact with her, you may be able to get her help while also undermining the current president's power. (DC: 60) (Reward: You contact Nicole Waterson. New actions available. Can become friends with Nicole depending on your future actions. People may realize that you're trying to meet her.)

    [] The "Ungrounding": Technically, Bling-Bling Boy has been "grounded" from using most of his old inventions after he "horribly embarrassed" his mother. Maybe you can convince her that her son's "turned over a new leaf" and that she should give him a few of his old "toys" back? (DC: 70) (Reward: Meet BBB's mom. Gain a random invention for free.)

    [] Enemy Of My Enemy...: So, while you don't like those Xiaolin dorks, they are your best bet if you want to get rid of Chase anytime soon. Of course, you don't actually know where they went after you helped destroy their temple. (DC: 60+30, as you don't know where they are.) (Reward: Temporary alliance with at least one member of the surviving monks.)

    [] Meet The "General" Through Official Channels: Bling-Bling has had many run-ins with a certain, hard-ass general who works for the US. While they aren't on good terms, it wouldn't be a bad idea to get in contact with someone so highly ranked in the military. And who has a ton of fire power. (DC: 60) (Reward: Meet with the General. May recruit Mr. B and Mr. W for free. People may notice that you're trying to meet with him.)

    [] Meet With Chris Mclain: So, it may not be a smart idea to make a crazy guy like Chris know you exist, but he is, technically, fighting those weird Gem things, so he may be happy to get some help. Maybe. He is crazy. (DC: 80) (Reward: Contact with Chris made.)

    (Note: You lack the space to build anything big at the moment.)

    [] Repair The Temple: So, you still haven't fully fixed the temple yet, so you should really get on that. (DC: 40) (Reward: Temple fully repaired. New actions available.)

    [] Build A Basic Lab: So, while you and BBB are smart enough to make things without a lab... it wouldn't hurt to actually build one. (DC: 50) (New research action available.)

    [] Buy Out Wacko's Toys: So, it turns out that there's a crazy toy maker that lives in Porkbelly. Who also hates everyone who isn't an adult. So, currently, he hates your entire existence. Maybe you shouldn't let him have an entire company to use to make his weird fantasies a reality. (DC: 40) (Reward: Wacko Toy's bought out. New actions available.)

    [] Buy Out ToHo Toys: These guys are the ones who made those weird robot monks. If they can make those, what else can try make. (DC: 70) (Reward: ???)

    [] Contact Nicole Through "Unofficial Channels": The current US president is obviously a weak idiot who can barely do anything by himself. The real power behind the 'throne" is Nicole Waterson. If you can get in contact with her, you may be able to get her help while also undermining the current president's power. (DC: 70) (Reward: You contact Nicole Waterson. New actions available. Can become friends with Nicole depending on your future actions.)

    [] Meet The "General" Through Unofficial Channels: Bling-Bling has had many run-ins with a certain, hard-ass general who works for the US. While they aren't on good terms, it wouldn't be a bad idea to get in contact with someone so highly ranked in the military. And who has a ton of firepower?. (DC: 70) (Reward: Meet with the General. May recruit Mr. B and Mr. W for free.)

    [] Search For The Xiaolin Monks: So, after their temple was destroyed, you kinda lost track of the monks. Maybe you should double check to see if they're all dead or not... (DC: ???) (Reward:???)

    [] Recover Bling-Bling's Stuff: So, most of Bling-Bling's things are still stuck in his old volcano lair on his parent's private island. Since his mom won't let him use them, maybe you should send someone there to retrieve them. (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Chance to recover some of BBB's tech.)

    [] Search For Shen Gong Wu: Now, where can you find more of them? (DC: 60/70/80) (Reward: Sheng Gong Wu discovered.)

    [] Search For More Potential Employees: You need a LOT more help. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: New characters added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

    [] Search For Magical People: Really, the only ones that can help you with magic stuff us Scaramouche and Le Mime right now. You should change that. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: Magical units added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

    [] Search For Heroes: Sure, they may be self righteous, but they'll probably be willing to help you fight the big guys around you. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: Heroic units added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

    [] Search For Villains: Right now, it's a pretty good time to be a bad guy. But, there's also quite a few smaller groups and loners out there that keep getting crushed by the guys who currently rule most of the world. Maybe they'll be interested in a partnership? (DC: Variable) (Reward: Villain units added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

    [] Spy On A Faction: You need to know more about your enemies. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: Info about things happening with other groups and countries.)

    -[] US. (DC: 40/90)
    -[] Chase Young and his band of jerks. (DC: ???)
    -[] Vilgax (DC: 80)
    -[] Aku (DC: 130)
    -[] Porkbelly (DC: 20/40/60/80)
    -[] Endsville (DC: 99)
    -[] Chris and his half of Canada. (DC: 70)
    -[] Peridot and her half of Canada. (DC: 140)

    [] Spy On Someone: I spy with my little eye... (DC: Variable) (Reward:)

    -[] Nicole Waterson (DC: 90)
    -[] Fred Fredburger (DC: 1)
    -[] Ezekiel (DC: 20)
    -[] Baboon King (DC: 40)
    -[] Write-in (Ask.)

    [] Metal Maker: It seems that the "Test Sisters" that Bling-Bling Boy keeps yammering on about made some sort of "Midus Touch" microwave that turned anything that was inside of it into gold. Since BBB keeps raining about how smart he is, why don't you have him build his own version of it. It will, basically, give you infinite gold and metal you can use for your other projects. (DC: 70) (Reward: You can turn non-living objects into metal. You will never run out of metal.)

    [] X and Y: Bling-Bling built a few gynoids a while ago, but he's mostly left them to rot. Maybe you can come up with a few upgrades for them so they can keep up with your Jackbots? (DC: 50/80) (Reward: Bling-Bling's human-like robots upgraded. Can choose how you upgraded them.)

    [] What Can We Be Build For You?: Bling-Bling also claims that the Test Sister made a horde of construction bots. Those sound useful right now. (DC: 45) (Rewards: +10 to Stewardship rolls where you build things.)

    [] Jackbot MK X: Hey, it's not an actual number, but it does sound cool, (DC: 60) (Reward: New Jackbot model built. Better than what you currently have.)

    [] Robo-Monks: So, the ToHo Toy Factory made a bunch of evil robot toys based on those Xiaolin losers. Maybe you can make your own marketable, and still deadly, toy versions of yourself and your minions/partners? (DC: 40/90) (Reward: Marketable robot versions of you and your "hero" units. Expendable toy soldiers you can use against your enemies.)

    [] Magically Search For Shen Gong Wu: Magic should be good for tracking things, right? (DC: Variable. The higher the better.) (Rewards: You magically locate random artifacts, including possible Shen Gong Wu.)

    [] Search For More Magical People: You can really only rely on Le Mime and Scaramouche for magical assistance at the moment. That needs to change. (DC: Variable.) (Rewards: People with high Occult stats added to the "Potential Allies" threadmark.)

    [] Study Le Mine's Magic (Le Mime must be assigned): You don't actually know how Le Mime's works. (DC: 80?) (Rewards: ???)

    [] Teach The Occult (Must assign one hero unit Occult +15 and one with Occult under 15): So, not everyone knows or believes that magic and the like exist. Including some of your minions. That really needs to change. (DC: Variable.) (Reward: The hero with the lower Occult stat has their Occult stat trained/raised.)

    You can only assign one hero unit to an action unless they're Jack or a Henchmen unit.

    [][Jack] As the boss, you can assign Jack to two actions per turn, and you can assign one additional unit (and an extra henchmen unit) to help him on either action.
    -[] Assign Jack.
    -[] Assign Jack.

    [][BBB] Assign BBB to an action.
    -[] Assign BBB

    [][Le Mime] Assign Le Mime to an action.
    -[] Assign Le Me.

    [][Scaramouche] Assign Scarsmouche and his beetle bots to an action.
    -[] Assign Scaramouche.

    [][Henchmen 21 And 24] Assign 21 and 24 to an action to either preform it by themselves or assist another hero unit.
    -[] Assign Henchmen 21 and 24.
     
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    • [x] Plan: Bling Bling Man

    -[x] Steal Random Artifacts From Museums
    --[x] Assign Jackbots.
    --[x] Assign Henchmen 21 and 24.

    -[x] The "Ungrounding"
    --[x] Assign Jack.

    -[x] Buy Out Wacko's Toys

    -[x] Recover Bling-Bling's Stuff
    --[x] Assign Scaramouche.

    -[x] Metal Maker
    --[x] Assign Jack.

    -[x] What Can We Be Build For You?
    --[x] Assign BBB

    -[x] Study Le Mine's Magic
    --[x] Assign Le Me.
     
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    Added some new heroes to the Potential Ally threadmark, including Argit. In case anyone's interested.
     
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    • You were George Harkness, more (in)famously known as Captain Boomerang… and you couldn't believe your poor luck.

    After being let off the Team Early, a prison sentence allowed Amanda Waller to scoop you right back up and plop you right back into Task Force X. Seriously, how do you get drafted into a deadly special ops team TWICE?!

    "This bloody bites…." You snarl, flicking away a cigar as you look over the poor saps stuck with you on this mission to raid A Mojo JoJo stronghold. The team consisted of;

    Your only old fellow teammate still alive, Explosives Expert Plastique.

    The bumbling and jerkish Daffy Duck.

    The even more bumbling but Much more intelligent Dr. Eggman.

    Rouge Jethro and Mikayla units.

    The ever cowardly and distraught Glorft Commander.

    The angry Biker Rojo.

    And the perverted former Hero Student Mineta Minoru.

    …..Overall, you got the feeling you were screwed.

    "Look, man, none of us want to be here, quit your whining." Rojo grunted.

    "Guys, shouldn't we be quiet in case Mojo's Lackies hear us?" Glorft Commander whimpered. You ignored him and bickered with Rojo a bit more as you get closer and closer to the fortress you had to get back USA Weapons from.

    "Oh, we're here. I'll hack the door op-" Eggman started. Plastique promptly blew the door up with a bomb.

    ".....Or we could do that." Eggman sighed. You chuckle and start to go in… before shoving Mineta (who had been about to grab Rojo's butt) in instead.

    "Hey! What the heck you je-" Mineta began…. Before two logs promptly crush him to death.

    "Yep, it's booby-trapped." You nod, completely uncaring of the teen's death.

    "Yeesh, We all hated the guy, but couldn't you have used a rock or something to test that?" Daffy raised an eyebrow.

    "Obviously mate. I just chose not to." You shamelessly shrug, using Mineta's corpse to trigger the other traps until it was safe.

    "I AM JETHRO." Jethro boomed, wheeling in ahead of you all… and getting shot to smithereens by monkeys with guns.

    "Shit!" You shouted as you and your remaining teammates took cover.

    "Ugh, why can't things be easy?!" Glorft Commander sobbed, getting a comforting pat from Mikayla. You manage to Boomerang a few monkeys out of their weaponry before having to take cover again.

    "How do we get past?!" Plastique exclaimed.

    "Wait…. I totally forgot! I have a high tolerance for gunfire!" Daffy laughed as he promptly approached the monkeys. He indeed only sustains his beak going out of shape and some soot covered ruffled feathers as he kicks and jabs the monkeys, soon defeating them.

    "....Ok then." You shrug, not really sure how Daffy accomplished this but not caring as long as the mission was over. You grab the USA experimental super guns and start to book it back to your helicopter. The others fall suit… just as the room is basked in red light and a timer starts ticking down.

    "AW C'MON!" Plastique shouts.

    "I thought you liked explosions?" Eggman deadpanned sarcastically.

    The group runs faster and faster, just barely managing to make it out before the building explodes, with the only Casualty being Mikayla, who got her foot stuck just before she could jump out.

    "Bloody hell… I hate being on this team…" you pant.

    "Finally, something we agree on." Rojo grunted.

    And so you deliver the super guns to Waller and Vice President Watterson, only getting curt nods as thanks (and a nose breaking punch to the face in your case when You mutter about ungratefulness).

    All in all, this life sucked.
     
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