- Pronouns
- Female
Yakko: Oh yeah! Uncle Dum is the best! He taught me how to drive!
Dot: He let me use him to test my make up!
Wakko: He taught me about unspeakable eldritch horrors!
Me: .....What?
Wakko: *steals my soul*
Prepare to Be Jacked Up! (CN Villains Victorious Jack Spicer Quest)
- Thread starter Boohoo the 3rd
- Start date
Yakko: Oh yeah! Uncle Dum is the best! He taught me how to drive!
Dot: He let me use him to test my make up!
Wakko: He taught me about unspeakable eldritch horrors!
Me: .....What?
Wakko: *steals my soul*
- Location
- Califoirna
......scary part about that last one is that seems like something true with Wakko.
- Location
- U.S.A
That sounds like something Dum would do, and it is hilarious.
The Basement Is a Mystery No More
- Pronouns
- Female
You were Basement, and you cared deeply for your upstairs inhabitants. Sure, they didn't know you had come to life, but that didn't matter. All that mattered is they had help in their goals. Especially Dojo, Jack and Kimiko. They were your dearest friends who remained.
You felt sad thinking of those who were no longer with you. But dwelling on such things wouldn't be productive.
Bringing in help would be productive though. You focus on your teleporter lodged in your wall (you should really thank Bling Bling Boy for getting frustrated and abandoning it there one of these days) and soon have new help for your beloved inhabitants.
"....Huh. This is a way nicer basement than I am used to!" A yellow armored lass chirped. She then exited and went to introduce herself.
"Hi! I'm Kaikaina Grif, but most peeps call me Kai!" You hear your new inhabitant chirp.
"WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SHOWING UP IN MY BASEMENT?!" Jack can be heard shouting.
If you had a mouth, you would give a roughish smile. You had done good.
You felt sad thinking of those who were no longer with you. But dwelling on such things wouldn't be productive.
Bringing in help would be productive though. You focus on your teleporter lodged in your wall (you should really thank Bling Bling Boy for getting frustrated and abandoning it there one of these days) and soon have new help for your beloved inhabitants.
"....Huh. This is a way nicer basement than I am used to!" A yellow armored lass chirped. She then exited and went to introduce herself.
"Hi! I'm Kaikaina Grif, but most peeps call me Kai!" You hear your new inhabitant chirp.
"WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SHOWING UP IN MY BASEMENT?!" Jack can be heard shouting.
If you had a mouth, you would give a roughish smile. You had done good.
2 things
And two
1, if the rest of the team are are alive we are bringing them back even if we have to go though Chase(least dangerous ) , the afterlife(middle dangerous ) and texas (the most dangerous one) to do so.
And two
One more penny for the jar!
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- Pronouns
- Female
Chase: I'm getting real tired of getting dunked on.
21: Stop sucking then.
*The rest of the Jack Pack goes OHHHHHHH and comically hops around*
- Location
- NJ
A few things 1. I thought people call her sister or sis.
2. If Red vs Blue is now available does this mean other web series as well?
3. What are the chances we can either get one of the Freelancers or the A.Is?
- Pronouns
- Female
Apparently in later seasons she gets called Kai.
Red vs. Blue has been here for awhile through Simmons XD
And only Rooster Teeth stuff, as has been established.
Time will tell, friend. Time will tell XD
Null and Void Monk
- Pronouns
- Female
You were Omi, and you were so tired. You honestly didn't know how you were still going.
For months you had wandered this... Null Void, it was apparently called. You sometimes wondered how Clay, Kimiko and Raimundo had done, alongside your other allies. But you would probably never know. You trudged a bit more, hearing your allies bicker behind you. You pet Azrael the Cat, who rested on your head. He had been banished here with his master Gargamel, but... Well, what happened to that poor wizard was probably best left unsaid.
"Omi! Our most frequent foes are here!" Dr. Aloysius James Animo informed their leader as a group of Tetramands grinned and surrounded the group.
"Hello, little ones. You know what's up." The head four armed creature smirked.
Once upon a time, you would have fought back, said a comical quip. But his spirit had long since been broken.
"Come on, guys, why you gotta do us like this?" Plastic Man complained... Getting pistol whipped for his comment.
"You got anything else to say, chump?"
"Yeah... You're ugly."
As the Tetramand prepared a special bullet, something reawakened within you. He had already lost so much. Plas, for all his eccentricities, had been there for him, taught him the ways of his new home, kept him alive. He COULDN'T let him die.
"NO... I REFUSE!" You screeched, running up to the lead Tetramand and punching and headbutting him. The red skinned fool was down after the second punch. His lackies fearfully scrambled off.
"Wow, O, ya saved me!" Plas sniffled happily. Azrael and Animo seemed equally impressed, though the former seemed mildly annoyed by having been sent flying off your head.
"Can I keep this specimen?" Animo asked You hopefully.
"....No." you bluntly stated. Animo whined as the four of you continue to Trek onwards.
You felt a new sense of hope. You don't know why, but you feel you could get back.... Back home...
So says you, MONK OMI.
For months you had wandered this... Null Void, it was apparently called. You sometimes wondered how Clay, Kimiko and Raimundo had done, alongside your other allies. But you would probably never know. You trudged a bit more, hearing your allies bicker behind you. You pet Azrael the Cat, who rested on your head. He had been banished here with his master Gargamel, but... Well, what happened to that poor wizard was probably best left unsaid.
"Omi! Our most frequent foes are here!" Dr. Aloysius James Animo informed their leader as a group of Tetramands grinned and surrounded the group.
"Hello, little ones. You know what's up." The head four armed creature smirked.
Once upon a time, you would have fought back, said a comical quip. But his spirit had long since been broken.
"Come on, guys, why you gotta do us like this?" Plastic Man complained... Getting pistol whipped for his comment.
"You got anything else to say, chump?"
"Yeah... You're ugly."
As the Tetramand prepared a special bullet, something reawakened within you. He had already lost so much. Plas, for all his eccentricities, had been there for him, taught him the ways of his new home, kept him alive. He COULDN'T let him die.
"NO... I REFUSE!" You screeched, running up to the lead Tetramand and punching and headbutting him. The red skinned fool was down after the second punch. His lackies fearfully scrambled off.
"Wow, O, ya saved me!" Plas sniffled happily. Azrael and Animo seemed equally impressed, though the former seemed mildly annoyed by having been sent flying off your head.
"Can I keep this specimen?" Animo asked You hopefully.
"....No." you bluntly stated. Animo whined as the four of you continue to Trek onwards.
You felt a new sense of hope. You don't know why, but you feel you could get back.... Back home...
So says you, MONK OMI.
- Pronouns
- Female
Indeed it is my good friend XD
- Location
- NJ
We just need to get the clues on where they are before we think of doing a rescue.
- Location
- U.S.A
Omi is the type to never give up even if he is in an interdimensional prison.
Mooks and 'Bots
- Pronouns
- Female
You were Bling Bling Boy Robo Monk 22, and you were in a good mood. Mostly because your beloved father was doing well. You and the others (well, those amongst you with sapience) had been quietly observing father and his buddies.
"Hey, Jack, how'd you get access to designs of the Robo Monks?" Kimiko raised an eyebrow.
"......The internet?" Jack awkwardly chuckled, blatantly lying. Kimiko gave him a deadpan expression.
"Do not worry father, I believe you!" You happily state. Le Mime Robo Monk 1, your de facto leader when father was unavailable, nodded in agreement with a thumbs up.
"....Eh, I got better things to do." Kimiko shrugged, letting the matter drop for now as she walked off.
"Phew. Thanks guys." Jack smiled at you. And you felt happy.
X
You were Mary Scary and you greatly appreciated Jack Spicer for hiring you.
You had been told many times you were too scary or eccentric to keep around. But here, you found comrades and a good home.
"Yo, Mary, have you seen Argh? He owes me a buck eighty." Arglot asked you as he entered the barracks.
"Have we seen anything? What can be truly known to be reality in this crazy timeline in which we live?" You Cheerfully state. You then feel a bit nervous, realizing that could be a bit much.
"Heh, you crack me up, pal." Arglot smiled. You smile back. This was home.
X
"Argh, hand me a wrench, you rancid rat rapscallion." You, Dick Dastardly, absentmindedly asked of said alien. You were currently trying to fix the Mean Machine.
"Can't your dog help with it? I'm trying to plan something." Argh sighed.
"That muttering mongrel? No thank you. Also, just ask Kai out. She is infamous for having no standards on who she'll date, she'll OBVIOUSLY go for someone great like you, you bumbling buffoon." You eyerolled. Muttley did his trademark laugh.
"Only you could both insult and compliment me in the same breath." Argh stated in amusement. With that, he walks off.
"Wait; I need that wrench!" You complain. Muttley laughs again.
X
You were Himiko Toga, and you had to admit, you appreciated Speedy having no issue giving you his blood.
"How does a zombie have blood anyways?" A DemiDevimon mused.
"Doggone, that's a good question." Manjimutt added, rubbing a bruise he got courtesy of karma from lechery.
"I really have no clue. Being a Zombie is weird in general!" Speedy cheerily shrugged.
"I can imagine." Toepick nodded, playing Rock Paper Scissors with a Claptrap, somehow losing everytime.
"Dude, just use rock. A Claptrap's fingers can only make Scissors and Paper." Another Claptrap cut in helpfully.
"Traitor!" The Claptrap going against Toepick complained with a wail as he lost.
"This is a most odd group of companions." Miss X mused, Miss Z nodding in agreement.
"Family can Be like that." Ex Monarch Henchman 4 stated without thinking. He opened his mouth to apologize in emberassment, but The others had already seemed to take a liking to it.
"Ninja ninjask nin!" Ninjo and Junior cheered.
"You said it, little ones. Jack Pack family for life." A VR Fantasy Squirrel nodded in agreement.
You smile. This was a great way to end your day.
"Hey, Jack, how'd you get access to designs of the Robo Monks?" Kimiko raised an eyebrow.
"......The internet?" Jack awkwardly chuckled, blatantly lying. Kimiko gave him a deadpan expression.
"Do not worry father, I believe you!" You happily state. Le Mime Robo Monk 1, your de facto leader when father was unavailable, nodded in agreement with a thumbs up.
"....Eh, I got better things to do." Kimiko shrugged, letting the matter drop for now as she walked off.
"Phew. Thanks guys." Jack smiled at you. And you felt happy.
X
You were Mary Scary and you greatly appreciated Jack Spicer for hiring you.
You had been told many times you were too scary or eccentric to keep around. But here, you found comrades and a good home.
"Yo, Mary, have you seen Argh? He owes me a buck eighty." Arglot asked you as he entered the barracks.
"Have we seen anything? What can be truly known to be reality in this crazy timeline in which we live?" You Cheerfully state. You then feel a bit nervous, realizing that could be a bit much.
"Heh, you crack me up, pal." Arglot smiled. You smile back. This was home.
X
"Argh, hand me a wrench, you rancid rat rapscallion." You, Dick Dastardly, absentmindedly asked of said alien. You were currently trying to fix the Mean Machine.
"Can't your dog help with it? I'm trying to plan something." Argh sighed.
"That muttering mongrel? No thank you. Also, just ask Kai out. She is infamous for having no standards on who she'll date, she'll OBVIOUSLY go for someone great like you, you bumbling buffoon." You eyerolled. Muttley did his trademark laugh.
"Only you could both insult and compliment me in the same breath." Argh stated in amusement. With that, he walks off.
"Wait; I need that wrench!" You complain. Muttley laughs again.
X
You were Himiko Toga, and you had to admit, you appreciated Speedy having no issue giving you his blood.
"How does a zombie have blood anyways?" A DemiDevimon mused.
"Doggone, that's a good question." Manjimutt added, rubbing a bruise he got courtesy of karma from lechery.
"I really have no clue. Being a Zombie is weird in general!" Speedy cheerily shrugged.
"I can imagine." Toepick nodded, playing Rock Paper Scissors with a Claptrap, somehow losing everytime.
"Dude, just use rock. A Claptrap's fingers can only make Scissors and Paper." Another Claptrap cut in helpfully.
"Traitor!" The Claptrap going against Toepick complained with a wail as he lost.
"This is a most odd group of companions." Miss X mused, Miss Z nodding in agreement.
"Family can Be like that." Ex Monarch Henchman 4 stated without thinking. He opened his mouth to apologize in emberassment, but The others had already seemed to take a liking to it.
"Ninja ninjask nin!" Ninjo and Junior cheered.
"You said it, little ones. Jack Pack family for life." A VR Fantasy Squirrel nodded in agreement.
You smile. This was a great way to end your day.
- Location
- U.S.A
The fact that they formed one big semi-evil family is no surprise to me.
And I LOVE IT!
And I LOVE IT!
Jack (Spicer) O' Lantern Part 4
- Pronouns
- Female
You were Jack O'Lantern and you were loving the cha-
"Hey! It's not Halloween anymore!" Dot complained.
"Aw man .... I never got any candy..." Wakko added.
"What are you buffoons blathering about?" You ask in annoyance.
"It's December 9th. Writing a Halloween special is just weird now, dude." Yakko Informs. You grumble and check the calendar of the author's world.... And gasp.
"CURSED WRITER'S BLOCK! CURSESSSSSSS!" The pumpkin headed man screamed in rage as the timeline corrected itself to be past Halloween.
"What... What the absolute FUCK just happened?!" Louise asked in sheer confusion.
"I gave up on things making sense a while ago...." Jack (the protagonist of the Quest, I mean) stated in exasperation.
"And that's our epic Halloween tale!" The Warners smiled.
"....That wasn't epic at all!" Scrappy complained.
"Hey! It's not Halloween anymore!" Dot complained.
"Aw man .... I never got any candy..." Wakko added.
"What are you buffoons blathering about?" You ask in annoyance.
"It's December 9th. Writing a Halloween special is just weird now, dude." Yakko Informs. You grumble and check the calendar of the author's world.... And gasp.
"CURSED WRITER'S BLOCK! CURSESSSSSSS!" The pumpkin headed man screamed in rage as the timeline corrected itself to be past Halloween.
"What... What the absolute FUCK just happened?!" Louise asked in sheer confusion.
"I gave up on things making sense a while ago...." Jack (the protagonist of the Quest, I mean) stated in exasperation.
"And that's our epic Halloween tale!" The Warners smiled.
"....That wasn't epic at all!" Scrappy complained.
- Pronouns
- Female
Habstab
HabStab
- Location
- Richmond, MO
Sorry, bud. I just keep getting distracted by my own stuff.
- Pronouns
- Female
I understand. Stuff happens. Just want to see what the other Questers want!
- Location
- Califoirna
I wanna see how this yeti thing ends, but it's your choice if you want to continue it or the quest.
Yeti Hunt Mini Turn 10
- Pronouns
- Female
"Do you really want to stay out here and freeze?" My buddy and fellow Henchman asks, before he quickly makes his way into the wooden shack.
"Nah." I shrug as I follow him into the... did you step back in time? Because, you're pretty sure this is what you'd find in an old disk jockey's studio, with vinyl records lining the walls. Huh.
"Hey, listeners, seems the guys and gals, it seems the expedition my brother-in-law was leading around decided to stop by and say hello to the Del-Man and his honey."
"You know," A young woman, presumably Sherpa's sister, begins, "you could take a listener request and put on a song while you actually pay attention to our guests. You don't want to be rude now, do you, Del?"
"Heh, whatever you say." The man chuckles as he types something onto his very out-of-date computer. "And, as always, Aku's requested every song made by HiHi PuffyAmiYumi, both singles and albums. My man, we can't do them all, sadly, but here is what we can do."
... Aku? Why does that name sound so familiar? Isn't he that weird shadow fire guy from Japan?
"So, what's brings you guys up here?" In an instant, Del's personality shifts from a confident radio host to one less... professional? Is that the right word? Eh, whatever.
"We -" You start to answer, before you realize something. "I didn't even know they were still making vinyl records."
"Eh, Aku custom ordered them for me. I'm technically supposed to be the weatherman for up here, I wasn't actually hooked up with any music players or the like, besides my vinyl collection." He explains simply. "And, even know, I'm still using my old stuff to keep the listeners happy. So, since he didn't want to have his robots lugging a bunch of heavy equipment up the mountain, he decided to just send one up with a bunch of these custom vinyls."
"Well, er, that's... cool, I guess."
"Ha, yeah, it is." Del laughs, before he notices Scrappy. "Wow, weird question, but are you related to a dog named Scooby?"
"Yeah, I am!" Scrappy loudly declares. "How'd you know that?"
"Dude, Shaggy and Scooby are old friends. We met in Scotland... I can't remember how long it's been since the 'fake Nessie' stuff. Then they came up the mountain about... a year ago? Huh." Del blinks in confusion, before shaking his head. "Ah, still, they're pretty good guys."
"Do you know where they are?" Scrappy excitedly asks.
"I don't know where they are, but I do know that Fred got on the wrong plane and ended up in the Amazon." Del answers, deep in thought. "But, I only know that because Minga and I decided to join the rest of the gang in Paris for our honeymoon."
(Amazon Adventure Unlocked)
"Anyway, I guess you guys will want to stay here for the night." Del says. "It really isn't safe to travel up any further during the night."
"I'm pretty sure Shepra isn't going I be taking us any further till the morning," Is your reply, "so I guess we are staying here until tomorrow."
"Cool." Del nods. "Hey man, once I say goodbye to the listeners for tonight, do any of you have any messages or stuff you want to say? I usually let guests stay stuff, since the fans only get to hear our voices for most of the year."
(Message From The Henchmen)
[] "Aku has good taste. PuffAmiYumi is best band."
[] "... I prefer the Hex Girls."
[] "... Er, uh, ah, Jack Spicer rules!!!"
[] Write-In what you want to say.
"Nah." I shrug as I follow him into the... did you step back in time? Because, you're pretty sure this is what you'd find in an old disk jockey's studio, with vinyl records lining the walls. Huh.
"Hey, listeners, seems the guys and gals, it seems the expedition my brother-in-law was leading around decided to stop by and say hello to the Del-Man and his honey."
"You know," A young woman, presumably Sherpa's sister, begins, "you could take a listener request and put on a song while you actually pay attention to our guests. You don't want to be rude now, do you, Del?"
"Heh, whatever you say." The man chuckles as he types something onto his very out-of-date computer. "And, as always, Aku's requested every song made by HiHi PuffyAmiYumi, both singles and albums. My man, we can't do them all, sadly, but here is what we can do."
... Aku? Why does that name sound so familiar? Isn't he that weird shadow fire guy from Japan?
"So, what's brings you guys up here?" In an instant, Del's personality shifts from a confident radio host to one less... professional? Is that the right word? Eh, whatever.
"We -" You start to answer, before you realize something. "I didn't even know they were still making vinyl records."
"Eh, Aku custom ordered them for me. I'm technically supposed to be the weatherman for up here, I wasn't actually hooked up with any music players or the like, besides my vinyl collection." He explains simply. "And, even know, I'm still using my old stuff to keep the listeners happy. So, since he didn't want to have his robots lugging a bunch of heavy equipment up the mountain, he decided to just send one up with a bunch of these custom vinyls."
"Well, er, that's... cool, I guess."
"Ha, yeah, it is." Del laughs, before he notices Scrappy. "Wow, weird question, but are you related to a dog named Scooby?"
"Yeah, I am!" Scrappy loudly declares. "How'd you know that?"
"Dude, Shaggy and Scooby are old friends. We met in Scotland... I can't remember how long it's been since the 'fake Nessie' stuff. Then they came up the mountain about... a year ago? Huh." Del blinks in confusion, before shaking his head. "Ah, still, they're pretty good guys."
"Do you know where they are?" Scrappy excitedly asks.
"I don't know where they are, but I do know that Fred got on the wrong plane and ended up in the Amazon." Del answers, deep in thought. "But, I only know that because Minga and I decided to join the rest of the gang in Paris for our honeymoon."
(Amazon Adventure Unlocked)
"Anyway, I guess you guys will want to stay here for the night." Del says. "It really isn't safe to travel up any further during the night."
"I'm pretty sure Shepra isn't going I be taking us any further till the morning," Is your reply, "so I guess we are staying here until tomorrow."
"Cool." Del nods. "Hey man, once I say goodbye to the listeners for tonight, do any of you have any messages or stuff you want to say? I usually let guests stay stuff, since the fans only get to hear our voices for most of the year."
(Message From The Henchmen)
[] "Aku has good taste. PuffAmiYumi is best band."
[] "... I prefer the Hex Girls."
[] "... Er, uh, ah, Jack Spicer rules!!!"
[] Write-In what you want to say.