<sigh> you're right and oh my god do I have a lot of editing to do....
I don't know how I feel about that. In Mass Effect, every alien race is more badass than humans in one way or another. Krogan are practically a race of Hulks. Turians are bulletproof Roman Legionnaires. Salarians are hyperthyroid mad scientists. Quarians can make starships out of scrap metal. Asari are ageless telepathic telekinetic space babes who are all so hot I bet entire species went extinct screwing them instead of their own women.They never used the dead for anything legitimate. The non-humans are plenty inventive. They just weren't the right kind of desperate with the right circumstances to create the Jaeger program.
This gave me a funky thought;
"Man is an unspecialized animal. His body, except for its enormous brain case, is primitive. He can't dig; he can't run very fast; he can't fly. But he can eat anything and he can stay alive where a goat would starve, a lizard would fry, a bird freeze. Instead of special adaptations he has general adaptability."
--Robert Heinlein's Beyond This Horizon
Ever heard the phrase, "A camel is a horse designed by a committee?" Humans are tool-users designed by blind, brain-damaged watchmakers. We don't heal fast. We're can't break bedrock with our foreheads. We have to give birth to our young at a helpless level of gestation because otherwise our fat skulls wouldn't fit through a female's hips. Our hands and feet have so many delicate bones we can cripple ourselves with a single missed step or awkward grasp. We have a vestigal organ in our GI tract for digesting cellulose that no longer works and we only know about it because the damned thing loves to get infected, filled with poisons, then burst and kill us. The nerves in our retinas actually loop out the iris and back to the optic nerve. Our spinal columns are so fragile that we can be permanently paralyzed by less than twenty pounds of torque. Our esophagus and trachea are so helplessly intertwined that we are the only species on our planet capable of choking.
We have cobbled together a random assortment of derangements and mutations into working minds and bodies. Like a prom dress made from carpet remnants!
The reason Humans seem so amazing is because we've been forced to live with all of that and chose not to let it kill us. We are godlike not because of nature but because we overcome it. We're too crazy to know when we're beaten and too stubborn to die when we're impaled on spikes or burned alive. Humans are God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Is it any wonder that we do the same for everything else in our environment?
"Newton created a neural bridge from garbage and drifted with a Kaiju!"
Aliens never used dead Kaiju for anything? Lucky snots had such nice planets(complete with Prothean ruins to loot for FTL tech) they never had to do that kind of thing. Even the Krogan evolved into superbeings, and their planet was the only one in the galaxy a nuclear apocalypse made safer.
"I mean, every part of the Kaiju sells. Cartilage, spleen, liver. Even the crap! One cubic meter of crap has enough phosphorus in it to fertilize a whole field! "
Heh heh heh. The Salarians are supposed to be an entire species of Frankensteins. The Quarians are supposed to be an entire species of Scottys.
But! Pacific Rim!Humanity is an entire race of MYTHBUSTERS!
Case in point.
I don't know how I feel about that. In Mass Effect, every alien race is more badass than humans in one way or another. Krogan are practically a race of Hulks. Turians are bulletproof Roman Legionnaires. Salarians are hyperthyroid mad scientists. Quarians can make starships out of scrap metal. Asari are ageless telepathic telekinetic space babes who are all so hot I bet entire species went extinct screwing them instead of their own women.
Why can't humans keep this one, perverse and amazing racial trait as our very own; we are suicidally insane jackasses who look at explosives, metal cans and air scrubbers, build manned missiles, then say "Fuck it... this is going to be so cool!"
Case in point.
...If that is the case we must be exterminated for the good of the galaxy at large before we caucus it to death I don't want to be a politician screw all the politicians let's BLOW STUFF UP FOR SCIENCE1) Humans are specialized. We are persistence predators who developed large brains solely to engage in political behavior. So we are relentless politicians.
Newt's face: This is gonna be awesome!
Hermann's face: I have made a terrible mistake.
Nah, Hannibal'd be like "Hey, alien people, got any sweet organs I could sell on the black market?" but with subtlety or something
Din Olar: "Overkill is a myth! *sss* There is no such thing!"
I'm imagining that when news hit of the breach being closed(or when Chau heard after hiking back to his shop, to the astonishment of anyone who might've witnessed him getting munched by a baby kaiju) Hannibal Chau making a toast.
Hannibal Chau: "To the cutting of my supply line. Never thought I'd be glad that my source of product was about to dry up, but I've had a good run, I've banked enough moolah to live a life of luxury for the rest of my natural life, even before accounting for the profits from what's still in my warehouses and everything still being mined from the last fresh kaiju kill ever." ::downs the shot:: "No going out of business sale though. Nope, boys, we're gonna be jacking up the prices! Law of supply and demand, and the supply is now finite. Everything we got left in stock is about to become collector's items!"
Newt's face: This is gonna be awesome!LET'S BUILD DRIFTS FROM GARBAGE AND DRIFT WITH THE ENTIRE EXTRANET
Just a bit of ancient history to pad this with;Chau: "Alright boys, the kaiju organ business is starting to dry up, and we've got more sellers now to contend with.
But I have an inkling of an idea; as bright and blue as kaiju blood."
*Holds a tiny vial of eezo.*
"This is Element Zero, boys and girls. Worth more than it's weight in gold. It's the life blood of the galaxy. And we will be selling."
...A cunning speech like that needs a cunning pic of a cunning man looking cunning.Chau: "Alright boys, the kaiju organ business is starting to dry up, and we've got more sellers now to contend with.
But I have an inkling of an idea; as bright and blue as kaiju blood."
*Holds a tiny vial of eezo.*
"This... is Element Zero, boys and girls. The aliens use it for everything.
It makes their spaceships fly. It makes those spaceships fly faster than light. It keeps their feet on the floors of those spaceships. It makes god-damned energy shields. It makes electrical generators that can run on air. It makes cars that can climb mountain ranges. It makes guns that never run out of ammunition. Hell, I got a bit of a idea on how to make drugs out of it that make you telekinetic. It is like oil, uranium, duct tape and heroin combined. It's just that good.
It's worth more than it's weight in gold. It's the life blood of the galaxy.
And we will be selling."
...That's kind of what Hannibal Chau does. He finds a use for every part of the Kaiju he smuggles, but a lot of it is just snake oil - though I think he takes pride in having found actual, important uses for so many things;His glasses are on wonky and that irritates me. Combined with his expression it makes me think of Hillbilly!Chau
"Hyuk boys, we're gonna be selling blueshine tonite!"
Everyone remembers Stacker Pentecost, but he's just the guy who figured out how to get all these freaks to work together. And we had just the one of him. Humanity survived because it gave Pentecost so much to work with.2) The special thing humans bring to the table in this setting is the idea of unity, true unity that transcends species, politics or creed and creates the very weapon needed to win the war: hope.
In fact in January, scientists successfully extended telomeres in human cells.
http://med.stanford.edu/news/all-ne...turns-back-aging-clock-in-cultured-cells.html
You know? I suspect that once the Citadel shows their records of the Kaiju that attacked the Citadel worlds, their dates of emergence , and compare them to the respective types and dates of the ones seen on Earth until the closing of the Portal, the PPDC will note a chilling trend, namely that for each successive type that attacked Earth, was a similar type unleashed upon one of the Citadel worlds several weeks or months later.
Possibly meaning that Earth was used as a Military test ground for the creators of the Kaiju.
Even if it was killed, the degree of success and danger seen in the successive Kaiju unleashed would likely mean that the longer that it took for a Jaeger to kill a Kaiju, it would mean a far higher level of destruction and complexity for the Citadel races to defeat with more normal, although advanced weapons.
THAT would be a kick in the balls for all.
And that's exactly what I came here for.This story is about heroes, about unity, about cosmic horror, and about punching giant monsters in the face with equally giant robots. Eventually, it will be about a three-way clusterfuck between giant eldritch monsters, giant robots, and space cuttlefish.
A goldmine of tech locked in a Security Lockbox older than their Civilization, locked using a method that they have no real understanding of how it works designed for a type of biological interaction that they can't do and devised by minds who perceive the world in an entirely different way than they do.Asari are sitting on a tech goldmine, but that is not innate to their people or anything, it's just a political move on their part. Most Asari are just average joes doing their thing, day to day.
"All things are possible with sufficient Krogan," grinned Rana.
A goldmine of tech locked in a Security Lockbox older than their Civilization, locked using a method that they have no real understanding of how it works designed for a type of biological interaction that they can't do and devised by minds who perceive the world in an entirely different way than they do.
From how I understand it, while they have that beacon, using it is pretty much hit or miss and the end result is something no unlike what happened to Shepard, which Liara admits would break most people. Meaning that using that thing is like rolling a random DC fort save not to die with no idea what kind of die you are using, no idea what the modifiers are, and no idea what the DC is.
Ehhh... Just want to call attention to my favorite summary of the Athame Beacon debacle. Because it's a stated fact of the canon Mass Effect universe that the Asari always have the best tech, and that's why you Can't Argue With Elves.Yeah. But a lot of times the Asari beacon gets thrown out as an example of "unfair alien advantages", so I figured I'd just cut it off before we got there. Honestly it wouldn't be surprising if they did have stuff they'd fished out of it that they were sitting on for the time being for one reason or another, but that's galactic politics for you.
Ehhh... Just want to call attention to my favorite summary of the Athame Beacon debacle. Because it's a stated fact of the canon Mass Effect universe that the Asari always have the best tech, and that's why you Can't Argue With Elves.