shadowace2400
Planeswalker Extraordinaire
- Location
- Texas
I don't know you... but can you min max the fuck out of things like most of us. Gandalfr runes are bullshit and there's always room for minmaxers when explosions and magic are involved.
Noblesse Oblige [Znt/SI]
No, you can't.
If I could "minmax the fuck out of things", my life would be very different right now.
Real life does not give you the courtesy of being convenient that way.
...In more cheerful news, I see that the "thisisallsshadenight123'sfault" tag I have created is being used.
Excellent. *steeples fingers*
CaesriusPolybius
Worldgate Mechanic
- Location
- United States. Ish.
Ah, and that's when things go dark, then, since that's when shade's been inserted as a proper ZnT SI.
Fine, she can summon me.
First thing id do is hand shake the all mighty shade.
Then id tell to lulu that her, indeed everything she has ever known is nothing more then entertainment for me and my brethren...... Raunchy entertainment. (Pg13 of course)
After all is said and done, id raid the store of wine and booze it up.
First, y'all gonna have to start learning French.
Then you can start talking to people.
...Whoever sold you that "universal" translator magic was lying.
Shadebro can translate......First, y'all gonna have to start learning French.
Then you can start talking to people.
...Whoever sold you that "universal" translator magic was lying.
Though boozeing it up would move up in the que.....
Mmmm
Lulu: by the founder big brother! My familure is more of a drunkard then you!
Shade: indee- hay!
Me: hic.
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Actually, scratch that.
If @shadenight123 and me end up in the same story and we are aware of the other's existence, that might be really hilarious.
(This is after my existential crisis of being uprooted from all my loved ones, the world I know, and being transported to a by-the-numbers fantasy universe. And on the supposition I do not become a depressed, fatalistic wreck.)
If you thought getting the Angstmeister and one of his writer friends for a get-together was a smart idea, well, then I admire your optimism.
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PseudoSim
Intentionally Obfuscating
- Location
- Beating my muse with a bat for being a pain
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I full heartedly support this summoning. Pragmatism is king and:
He sounds like he would make a most excellent munchkin and source of entertainment in the medieval and uptight world of Not!Europe.
Edit: and the terror, oh the terror-then hope that he brought some technology with him and a solar charger or by some miracle he was backpack cross the continent-that henry would experience on learning it wasnt Saito but someone more familiar. Hoh boy.
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- Location
- Greece
All of those Louise's familiar ideas and none of you thought the most obvious solution after Louise's make-over:
Love of explosions.
Low self-esteem (accomplised military commander, prestigious academy researcher, Kindest Person in Halkeginia and King-Consort of the most powerful country in the world).
Progresses from Junkrat to Scion through sheer training and explotation of new abilities.
Has a person that she trusts with her innermost secrets.
.......... Louise is definetely summoning Poe R.R Acti, end of story! (Harry Dresden, if Shade corrupts her with chuuni and bad pop culture references).
Buuuuuuuuuuut, since everyone (more like 2 people) wanted to become her familiar, I made this small omake-kind-of-crossover for you.
DrMethilon: So let me get this straight. You are actually happy to see me, you have prepared a nice fluffy bed for me to sleep on, you are treating me like an actual human being and you are not inclined to beat me in any way, shape or form?
Louise: Yep, that's right! My big brother taught me to treat everyone I first meet neutrally, be kind to those I like and blow up those I hate.
DrMethilon: Wait! You have a big brother?
Louise: Of course, he is the kindest, bestest brother a girl could wish for. And I would prefer that you refer him as his Grace, King Henry de Gallia the First.
DrMethilon: I am afraid to ask, but how powerful, handsome and majestic is he?
Louise: What are you talking about? He is a regular everyday guy that minds his own business.
DrMethilon: Like I haven't heard that a thousand times.
Louise: Although, he tends to act weirdly when he drinks that Gallian beverage, I think he called it 'cof-fi'?
DrMethilon: ........Oh God.
Louise: What is it, familiar?
DrMethilon: Nothing, my Master. just need to make a call *deploys cellphone*. Hey Daze, yeah it's me. Listen, I found out why Bright has been gone for so long, he is making another SI.
........... No, it's not Hate Doki-Doki, it's a ZnT fic as the Valliere's firstborn.
............ I know, but it shows promise, so I am being lenient here. Look, I need to stay here a bit to see what kind of powers he gets here, so I can update his power list.
............... Stop complaining, if you don't want to prepare the paperwork, just ask Thauma to do it for you, tell him it's 'intern training' or something, he will buy it.
....... Sutegobana can replace me for a couple of days, just tell her not to touch any of the trophies in my office and she will be fine.
.......... Look, I got to go, Master is giving me a weird look right now and I have a job to do, Hugs and Kisses!
*closes phone and turns to Louise with a bright smile* So, when can I meet your brother?
Love of explosions.
Low self-esteem (accomplised military commander, prestigious academy researcher, Kindest Person in Halkeginia and King-Consort of the most powerful country in the world).
Progresses from Junkrat to Scion through sheer training and explotation of new abilities.
Has a person that she trusts with her innermost secrets.
.......... Louise is definetely summoning Poe R.R Acti, end of story! (Harry Dresden, if Shade corrupts her with chuuni and bad pop culture references).
Buuuuuuuuuuut, since everyone (more like 2 people) wanted to become her familiar, I made this small omake-kind-of-crossover for you.
DrMethilon: So let me get this straight. You are actually happy to see me, you have prepared a nice fluffy bed for me to sleep on, you are treating me like an actual human being and you are not inclined to beat me in any way, shape or form?
Louise: Yep, that's right! My big brother taught me to treat everyone I first meet neutrally, be kind to those I like and blow up those I hate.
DrMethilon: Wait! You have a big brother?
Louise: Of course, he is the kindest, bestest brother a girl could wish for. And I would prefer that you refer him as his Grace, King Henry de Gallia the First.
DrMethilon: I am afraid to ask, but how powerful, handsome and majestic is he?
Louise: What are you talking about? He is a regular everyday guy that minds his own business.
DrMethilon: Like I haven't heard that a thousand times.
Louise: Although, he tends to act weirdly when he drinks that Gallian beverage, I think he called it 'cof-fi'?
DrMethilon: ........Oh God.
Louise: What is it, familiar?
DrMethilon: Nothing, my Master. just need to make a call *deploys cellphone*. Hey Daze, yeah it's me. Listen, I found out why Bright has been gone for so long, he is making another SI.
........... No, it's not Hate Doki-Doki, it's a ZnT fic as the Valliere's firstborn.
............ I know, but it shows promise, so I am being lenient here. Look, I need to stay here a bit to see what kind of powers he gets here, so I can update his power list.
............... Stop complaining, if you don't want to prepare the paperwork, just ask Thauma to do it for you, tell him it's 'intern training' or something, he will buy it.
....... Sutegobana can replace me for a couple of days, just tell her not to touch any of the trophies in my office and she will be fine.
.......... Look, I got to go, Master is giving me a weird look right now and I have a job to do, Hugs and Kisses!
*closes phone and turns to Louise with a bright smile* So, when can I meet your brother?
PseudoSim
Intentionally Obfuscating
- Location
- Beating my muse with a bat for being a pain
You know what though? The only truly sane one of the bunch is our good man Kimblee, and quite possibly the only honest one of them all.
GoodbyeGoodnight
If I left the zoo
- Location
- U.S.A
Look, there's only one person I'd consider a familiar for Louise.
Art is an explosion, un!
THIS! ALL OF THIS! The only true path is ART, that of the utmost radiance in a single, ephemeral manifestation of beauty!
Ars Poetica
ULTIMA RATIO NEMO OBLIGATUR
- Location
- The Kingdom of Fiore
- Pronouns
- He / Him / His
"Before you blow me up again, I just want to make it clear... This was not my fault."
"Liar!"
"Really, I swear! Look, he just ran into my sword. Twelve times in a row. With his face."
"You killed the holy pope!"
"I killed a man that wore a dildo on his head! There's a difference. One's a religious figure, the other's a sexual deviant!"
"..."
"Okay, fine, they're not mutually exclusive -- but that's not the point!"
"Goddamnit, Poe."
"Liar!"
"Really, I swear! Look, he just ran into my sword. Twelve times in a row. With his face."
"You killed the holy pope!"
"I killed a man that wore a dildo on his head! There's a difference. One's a religious figure, the other's a sexual deviant!"
"..."
"Okay, fine, they're not mutually exclusive -- but that's not the point!"
"Goddamnit, Poe."
Your not going to get introduce the ars 11 again are you? Cause that realy fucked shit up last time.....
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
But she'd be Louise the One, since she can do one spell.
Mizu
Software Developer
- Location
- Victoria, Australia
Wait, what?
Matsci
Grash itsh griah! Rwar arr rawrrawrarar!
Science
If you're reading this, omae wa mo shindeiru.
- Location
- Killeen, TX
No.
Ekrixi/έκρηξη, on the other hand, is greek for explosion. Just like mania, pyr, and eros. I suppose fragomania would work too if you went with latin.
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- Location
- Leeds
So you just invented a word and thats why they can't find it?
Science
If you're reading this, omae wa mo shindeiru.
- Location
- Killeen, TX
Yes, since there is no official mania for people who are obsessed with explosions.