[x] Fish. Pounce. Eat. Devour.
-[x] Don't be rude - say "thankyou for the meal" first, like Madoka does when she eats.
 
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[x] Be wary. Fishes are our prey but this one is half hooman.
No. of votes: 4
Dirtnap, MrLZRS, bdun140, Varano

[x] Fish. Pounce. Eat. Devour.
No. of votes: 6
Krecart, Ethereal Vitali, Xellos, Walker Of Chaos, Selias, Wzd_JA

[X] Pause everything, sneak up on fish. Jump on fishy head.
No. of votes: 1
veekie

[x] Fish. Pounce. Eat. Devour.
-[x] Don't be rude - say thankyou for the meal first, like Madoka does when she eats.
No. of votes: 3
wingnut2292, Higure, merv

[x] Girl fish. Pet me.
[x] Attack girl fish if she dares to pet you.
No. of votes: 4
Torgamous, Hyp3rB14d3, Nanimani, kylina

 
@TheBleachDoctor Tell me straight, how much of a crack-fic is this?
Because the decision making in this quest so far is making me worry for the possibility of you putting up a choice for something serious and the mood be incorrectly read.
 
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@TheBleachDoctor Tell me straight, how much of a crack-fic is this?
Because the decision making in this quest so far is making me worry for the possibility of you putting up a choice for something serious and the mood be incorrectly read.
The setting is still very much serious business (minus insane teacher), but you are cat. You will not understand that things are serious business.
 
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[x] Fish. Pounce. Eat. Devour.
Fish. Fish good. Fish tasty.
With a yowl, you leap forward, claws extended.

You swipe at the fish girl, only for her to turn to water.
Landing on all fours, you try and grab the water, which just slips away.

"Homura-san!" Mami shouts in alarm.
You look down through the watery surface.

Deep below, a massive fish is rising up to swallow you whole.

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[Q] Time Stop
[Q] Place Enchanted +1 Damage Tac nuke in fish's path.
[Q] Grab Mami and get out of blast radius.
[Q] End Time Stop

[X]LightMage
 
[Q] Timestop
[Q] Pee in water fish is rising toward
-[Q] Human clothes suck
[Q] Go to Mami
[Q] Change back to cat
[Q] Climb back into pocket
[Q] 'Too big. Can't carry it.'
[Q] Sleep.
 
Omake: Homura Summons Bigger Fish?!
Omake: Homura Summons Bigger Fish?!

GM: The Witch casts 'Summon Bigger Fish', and it's a ... 13.
Homura's Player: Two can play at that game nyah~ I cast Summon Bigger Fish... AHaHAAHA 20!~
GM: ...
Mami's Player: ...
GM: *Cough* Um... a gigantic fish appears behind the Witch's fish. It quickly envelopes and eats the fish. It's now rising up at you, still hungry.
Homura's Player: Nyah, I summon bigger fish again! ... Nyahhhh... it's a 6.
GM: A few small fish appear between you and the gigantic fish, it quickly eats them and only slows down for a few seconds.
Mami's Player: I call out to Homura to retreat, and do so myself.
Homura's Player: Nyah, cat's don't retreat! It's a fish! I summon bigger fish, Nyah! 18!
GM: ...
Homura's Player: ...
GM: A slightly smaller fish rams into the gigantic fish's side. They begin fighting.
Homura's Player: I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER NYAH IDEA! I CAST SUMMON BIGGER CAT! um.. 3 nyah?
GM: ... You transform into your cat form.
Homura's Player: Nyahhhh. Fishhhh.
 
...and then Amura was Qui-Gon Jim.

Let's NOT pay the Tokyo girls to attack us in a contrived plot for tuna, okay?
 
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What was Mami's plan here? did she think to herself "Oh look a witch better use the girl who has the mentality of kitten to fight that'll work perfectly" because a kitten is like a three year old. It doesn't matter if they have a machine gun they're more likely to start looking down the barrel then they are to be a competent fighting force.
 
What was Mami's plan here? did she think to herself "Oh look a witch better use the girl who has the mentality of kitten to fight that'll work perfectly" because a kitten is like a three year old. It doesn't matter if they have a machine gun they're more likely to start looking down the barrel then they are to be a competent fighting force.
Kittens are perfectly capable hunters.

[X] Dodge bigger fish.
[X] Jump onto its face.
[X] Go for the eyes, and if you can reach them the gills.
[X] Jump away if it's going back underwater.

Scratching it as it passes is a bad idea. Fish aren't torpedoes. They flail and that tail packs a punch.

When kittens attack larger animals, they tend towards one of three approaches: they jump at the face, go for the throat, or latch onto the back. Fish have sometimes-pointy fins on their back and I don't think they have an exposed throat to speak of.
 
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