Why don't we try kittenifying a soul gem and a grief seed?
Kitten souls for everyone! Yay!
Except for that whole "heat death" thing, but that's probably a few billion years down the road, so who cares?Kitten souls for everyone! Yay!
And thus were all the problems in the universe solved.
Turn the universe's soul into a kitten. It'll be too distract by the laser pointers to bother with that silly heat death nonsense.Except for that whole "heat death" thing, but that's probably a few billion years down the road, so who cares?
In another universe...
Homucifer tore at her hair, gaping at what this tiny kitten doppleganger of her had accomplished in one freaking loop.
Honestly I find that disappointing. We were supposed to be in proper PMMM other than us being a kitten. That good end was too simple.
Kittens.Honestly I find that disappointing. We were supposed to be in proper PMMM other than us being a kitten. That good end was too simple.
Nobody expects the Feline Transformation!Honestly I find that disappointing. We were supposed to be in proper PMMM other than us being a kitten. That good end was too simple.
[X] Try talking.
"Aah... Aah..." you try out your new voice, "He... Hello..."
You even know words! You don't know how, but it's convenient.
Your ears twitch as you try out a regular request you might make of someone.
"P... Pet me..."
Excellent. You shall blend in with humans so well!
You are in proper PMMM. A Magical Kitten is not proper PMMM. You are contaminating the setting.Honestly I find that disappointing. We were supposed to be in proper PMMM other than us being a kitten. That good end was too simple.
Still too easy. A good end in PMMM should either come with a greater sense of accomplishment or be more Pyrrhic.You are in proper PMMM. A Magical Kitten is not proper PMMM. You are contaminating the setting.
Once again: Kittens.Still too easy. A good end in PMMM should either come with a greater sense of accomplishment or be more Pyrrhic.
Heat Death eventually claims the universe. Does that count?Still too easy. A good end in PMMM should either come with a greater sense of accomplishment or be more Pyrrhic.
No.
Or questions of 'themes' and 'genre'.Once again: Kittens.
They care not for your 'logic' and 'common sense'.
There is only one "theme" and "genre" that matters, and that is kitten.
I think you're in the wrong quest for that.Still too easy. A good end in PMMM should either come with a greater sense of accomplishment or be more Pyrrhic.