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Meow Quest (PMMM Catgirl!Homura)

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[X] Attempt to use the fork to eat.
-[X] Best Cat does not fear pointy stick... at all. Nope. Definitely not.
[X] ...maybe we should have Pink Girl Madoka show us how it works. Big Sis isn't here to fix us this time
 
[X] Attempt to use the fork to eat.
-[X] Best Cat does not fear pointy stick... at all. Nope. Definitely not.
[X] ...maybe we should have Pink Girl Madoka show us how it works. Big Sis isn't here to fix us this time.
 
[X] Attempt to use the fork to eat.
-[X] Best Cat does not fear pointy stick... at all. Nope. Definitely not.
[X] ...maybe we should have Pink Girl Madoka show us how it works. Big Sis isn't here to fix us this time.
 
[X] Attempt to use the fork to eat.
-[X] Best Cat does not fear pointy stick... at all. Nope. Definitely not.
[X] ...maybe we should have Pink Girl Madoka show us how it works. Big Sis isn't here to fix us this time.
 
[X] Attempt to use the fork to eat.
-[X] Best Cat does not fear pointy stick... at all. Nope. Definitely not.
[X] ...maybe we should have Pink Girl Madoka show us how it works. Big Sis isn't here to fix us this time.
 
[X] Attempt to use the fork to eat.
-[X] Best Cat does not fear pointy stick... at all. Nope. Definitely not.
[X] ...maybe we should have Pink Girl Madoka show us how it works. Big Sis isn't here to fix us this time.
 
[X] This spaghetti offers no challenge no fight, it doesn't even acknowledge your superiority!
-[X] Turn spaghetti into a kitten then begin to hunt it like best hunter should!
 
[X] This spaghetti offers no challenge no fight, it doesn't even acknowledge your superiority!
-[X] Turn spaghetti into a kitten then begin to hunt it like best hunter should!
 
query said:
[X] This spaghetti offers no challenge no fight, it doesn't even acknowledge your superiority!
-[X] Turn spaghetti into a kitten then begin to hunt it like best hunter should!
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This would end in tears and felinoid abominations against.

[jk] This spaghetti offers no challenge no fight, it doesn't even acknowledge your superiority!
-[jk] Turn spaghetti into a kitten then begin to hunt it like best hunter should!
--[jk] Fork is a fierce fighter. Transform it into a kitten, too! It would help in hunt.
 
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query said:
[] This spaghetti offers no challenge no fight, it doesn't even acknowledge your superiority!
-[] Turn spaghetti into a kitten then begin to hunt it like best hunter should!
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This ... this is hilarious. I'm afraid I can't support it, because Homura knows what food is and has no qualms about eating food that's been prepared, but it's absolutely adorable anyway.
 
[X] Attempt to use the fork to eat.
-[X] Best Cat does not fear pointy stick... at all. Nope. Definitely not.
[X] ...maybe we should have Pink Girl Madoka show us how it works. Big Sis isn't here to fix us this time.
 
Entropy Judge said:
This ... this is hilarious. I'm afraid I can't support it, because Homura knows what food is and has no qualms about eating food that's been prepared, but it's absolutely adorable anyway.
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Query stares at the screen and frowns.
"He's not taking the bait."
In a moment of uncharacteristic anger Query hurls his teacup against the wall.
Query's butler calmly moves to pick up the pieces.
"Something the matter, sir?"
Query frowns at the old man before refocusing his eyes on the screen.
"I was hoping through the use of 2032 advance social engineering I would derail this adorable thread about kittens into something horrific and horrible."
"If I may ask sir why would you do that?"
A small quirk of his lip betrays Query's inner smile.
"Because I'm a depraved and horrible person-" Query takes a sip from his spare teacup "and I love it."
"But based on your anger I take it you failed, sir?"
Query visibly frowns before pressing a button on the side of his chair causing it to slowly recline while repositioning the screen above him.
"For now Jeeves, for now."
 
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Omake: Best Cat eatting spaghetti
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    • Screaming echoed through the house, and Junko sat up. That sounded like it came from the kitchen. Junko tore through the halls, panic filling her mind. She knew she shouldn't have let Madoka keep that cat spirit. But magic was real! Too late did it occur to her that she really had no reason to believe that Homura wasn't dangerous.

    As Junko burst into the kitchen, the first thing she saw was the cat standing in a pile of organs while covered in gore as her daughter stared at it in horror. Wait, where was Sayaka?

    "Sh-she-she she just, she just," said Madoka, unable to get anything out.

    Did the cat kill Sayaka? That settled it. Junko had to get rid of it. She turned to the cat, preparing to fight it to the death if necessary to save her-

    "What happened?" asked Sayaka as she ran into the kitchen. "I heard screaming."

    Wait. The cat was standing in noodles. And that wasn't gore covering it, that was spaghetti sauce. A broken plate laid on the ground.

    'I like eating spaghetti!' said the cat. And Madoka threw up.
     
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