Oh yes the random thug we met on the road that is trying to kill our summoner is actaly a Super secret aget in a Plot to bring down his boss :rolleyes:

Oooor he just wants to get rid of the random mook

No, I mean the 'bandit' is probably someone strong enough to kill us, thus unsummoning us, and send us back to Jyggalag.

We did roll a Nat 1 on the encounter table...
 
I don't care if we go back to the order realm. Why? Because I want to start a war in the Deadric realms.
 
one word. Cryomancer. I've been killed by them even when playing an end-game character, and this isn't locked to a level-cap like the game is.
Hate.

Admittly, by late-mid game I had max enchanted armour and weapons, along with invisiblity, muffle, and all the sneak attack perks, so I instakilled just about everyone. But, I died to them so many times in the beginning.
 
[X] "Oh I remember this! Incredibly suicidal Bandits!!"
-[X] "There are Eight Points: Kidney, Jugular, Corotid, Liver, Heart, Spine, Lungs, and Eyes. Tell me, little cadaver, where should I start?"
-[X] Kill her in the most violent way you can imagine.
--[X] Laugh hysterically as you do so.
--[X] War cries and prayers to the blood god are perfectly appropriate in this situation.
 
way I figure it? we got her on a Nat 1, therefore she is the WORST threat we can face right now. And Order-Boy is advocating attacking her.

She is so much higher than our level it is not funny, and there's nothing we can do to stop this train-wreck from happening.

Realy? because I tend to slaughter them by the dozen. more over close range with a sword trumps magic in this case

high level elemental cloak spell.
 
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way I figure it? we got her on a Nat 1, therefore she is the WORST threat we can face right now. And Order-Boy is advocating attacking her.

She is so much higher than our level it is not funny, and there's nothing we can do to stop this train-wreck from happening.
or it's the worst possible fight we could have gotten RIGHT NOW we seriously walked like a dozen feet before running into her . Seriously stop with the OMGOMGOMGWEAREALLGONADIE panic we just started the damn quest the QM is not going to kill us off for a bad dice roll right off the bat
 
or it's the worst possible fight we could have gotten RIGHT NOW we seriously walked like a dozen feet before running into her . Seriously stop with the OMGOMGOMGWEAREALLGONADIE panic we just started the damn quest the QM is not going to kill us off for a bad dice roll right off the bat

and that's why we aren't supposed to listen to Blue Text, because it leads to BAD END. we won't die if we take an action other than trying to kill her, but instead, everyone thinks she's a mook when we got her as an encounter off a Nat 1.
 
and that's why we aren't supposed to listen to Blue Text, because it leads to BAD END. we won't die if we take an action other than trying to kill her, but instead, everyone thinks she's a mook when we got her as an encounter off a Nat 1.
That is not true. Just because the blue text can lead to Bad end, that doesn't mean we can't bad end in other ways, as long as we aren't following the blue text.
 
and that's why we aren't supposed to listen to Blue Text, because it leads to BAD END. we won't die if we take an action other than trying to kill her, but instead, everyone thinks she's a mook when we got her as an encounter off a Nat 1.
Because we will scare off someone so much more powerful than us :rolleyes: or maybe we should run so she can cast more powerful spells:rolleyes: Heck maybe we should drop everything get on our hands and knees and beg for mercy:rage::rage::rage::rage:

Calm your ass down
 
Because we will scare off someone so much more powerful than us :rolleyes: or maybe we should run so she can cast more powerful spells:rolleyes: Heck maybe we should drop everything get on our hands and knees and beg for mercy:rage::rage::rage::rage:

Calm your ass down

I am calm. you're the one who is laughing in my face, not taking a single thing a say seriously, and using rage smilies back to back.

I'm just saying that maybe we should try something other than trying to kill her, when it has been specifically said that following the blue text is a bad idea.
 
I am calm. you're the one who is laughing in my face, not taking a single thing a say seriously, and using rage smilies back to back.

I'm just saying that maybe we should try something other than trying to kill her, when it has been specifically said that following the blue text is a bad idea.
While Vermilion lord might be Co-QM, the vote is written as stated by a character, one who like us should be operating off of incomplete information. He doesn't know how powerful this witch is, and I'm guessing that he wants her dead because it's the quickest path to the Dark Brotherhood, which is the quickest path to Jiggles.
 
[X] intimidate her back
[X] "Oh I remember this! Incredibly suicidal Bandits!!"
"DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME" etc (either that or stab her while singing that song)
 
Wrong Universe. this is the wrong thread for that
That has never stopped the Dark Ness before.


of course he's not Tzeentch, that guy's chaos through impossible to follow plotting. I'd be suggesting Nurgle-y things if I thought he was Tzeentch.

No, I figure the problem is that this person is either NOT a random bandit, but someone important or far harder to kill than we think... or both.
That or they have hidden allies, who will kill our summoner, sending us screaming back to jiggles.

Because we will scare off someone so much more powerful than us :rolleyes: or maybe we should run so she can cast more powerful spells:rolleyes: Heck maybe we should drop everything get on our hands and knees and beg for mercy:rage::rage::rage::rage:

Calm your ass down
Tell me, friend, are you familiar with the concept of a bluff?

People don't have direct access to the truth, and thus can overestimate our power if we lead them to, thereby disinclining them to attack us. The fact thy w are without precedent should help immensely.

Tl;dr: Scaring off someone more powerful is actually well within our capabilities.

[X] give a low chuckle. "Your confidence is enviable, to try to threaten a servant of the most powerful of all Daedric Prices, one who has fought since well before man or mer took up the blade."
-[X] Brandish your sword. "Is your confidence warranted, I wonder? I ask of you, punk, do you feel lucky?"
-[X] Attack he if she indicates her intent to initiate combat, but allow her to de-escalate if she doesn't fancy her chances.
 
[x] "Tilde! Player dash right arrow set magicka space nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine enter!"
That ain't gonna do shit since we have no spellcasting ability at present.

Adding this should work:
[] "Tilde! Player dash greater than set magicka space nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine enter!"
-[] "Player dash greater than addspell zero zero zero A nine E three enter! Tilde!"
--[] Cast Immolating blast on her.
 
I like your idea, but I don't think it will work.

besides, you should be setting our stats to something that can kill her, we don't have spells yet.

I think it would be hilarious if our mana was set ridiculously high but we couldn't learn any spells for quite awhile.

Just joking around for the most part really.
 
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