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Loyalty or No SV you Are the Daedra

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[X] KILL. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Mark yourself with their blood, forming the star of Chaos
 
Information dump ahoy (this will be repeated back on main page)

If you decide to go combat for this then here are some things to know.
Attacking, Power attacking and blocking all take Fatigue, with swinging a costing being around 5 (with no situational modifiers) and Power attacks being 10 (but doing 2.5 times more damage. They also suffer a slight penalty to hit)

I will assume you want to try to block attacks unless you say otherwise in your votes.
Casting magic is slightly different, but you don't know any spells so guess that can wait. :)
 
[X] Burst out laughing.
-[X] Turn completely serious, and say "Looks like my murder quota isn't doomed after all."
--[X] Brandish our sword.
 
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[X] "ma'am, I am a daedra so old, I've been around long enough for time to loop back on itself so I know what's going to happen in the next 200 years. put down the spell, and lets just talk this out. "
 
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Cjdavis103 said:
Then at least shout FER DA EMPERA!!!!!!
or
WAAAAAAGH!!!
or
GLORY AND DEATH
seriously there is a lot of battle crys you can use
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Nah. I want random violence and blood. We need to start on our under quota after all. Why would I say those things?

We don't serve the Emperor, not want to. We aren't an Ork. We don't want glory. The Khornite Battlecry fits best in these circumstances.
 
[X] intimidate her back
"DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME" etc (either that or stab her while singing that song)


 
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[X] "Oh I remember this! Incredibly suicidal Bandits!!"
-[X] "There are Eight Points: Kidney, Jugular, Corotid, Liver, Heart, Spine, Lungs, and Eyes. Tell me, little cadaver, where should I start?"
-[X] Kill her in the most violent way you can imagine.
--[X] Laugh hysterically as you do so.
--[X] War cries and prayers to the blood god are perfectly appropriate in this situation.
 
[X] "Oh I remember this! Incredibly suicidal Bandits!!"
-[X] "There are Eight Points: Kidney, Jugular, Corotid, Liver, Heart, Spine, Lungs, and Eyes. Tell me, little cadaver, where should I start?"
-[x] "Gae Bolg!"
-[X] Kill her in the most violent way you can imagine.
--[X] Laugh hysterically as you do so.
--[X] War cries and prayers to the blood god are perfectly appropriate in this situation.
 
Xyzarach said:
WAIT! Order-Boy! why do you want to kill her horribly?



Oh, I know. you however, were the one to think of it now.
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Because she is a Dumb enough moron to challenge a Knight of Order ? Honestly killing her will raise the collective IQ of the world. Not by alot but hey killing bandits might make an impact on the IQ of the world
 
Cjdavis103 said:
Because she is a Dumb enough moron to challenge a Knight of Order ? Honestly killing her will raise the collective IQ of the world. Not by alot but hey killing bandits might make an impact on the IQ of the world
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Well, yes. but Order-Boy is the path to bad end. I want to know why he's doing that so I can go so far off the order-path that Sheogorath will praise me for trolling his counterparts servants...

...though preferably in a way that still ends with dead bandits...
 
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Xyzarach said:
Well, yes. but Order-Boy is the path to bad end. I want to know why he's doing that so I can go so far of the order-path that Sheogorath will praise me for trolling his counterparts servants...
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But sometimes we need to go along with him just to keep him unsure of our inentions and not go for reverse-psychology.
 
[X] Burst out laughing.
-[X] Turn completely serious, and say "Looks like my murder quota isn't doomed after all."
--[X] Brandish our sword

It's a bandit. They exist as fodder for Heroes. How could anyone, Deadra or otherwise, NOT kill them?
 
Xyzarach said:
Well, yes. but Order-Boy is the path to bad end. I want to know why he's doing that so I can go so far off the order-path that Sheogorath will praise me for trolling his counterparts servants...

...though preferably in a way that still ends with dead bandits...
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.... He's order not Tzeentch sometimes he will agree with us because killing the idiot in front of us is the fastest way forward
 
Cjdavis103 said:
.... He's order not Tzeentch sometimes he will agree with us because killing the idiot in front of us is the fastest way forward
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of course he's not Tzeentch, that guy's chaos through impossible to follow plotting. I'd be suggesting Nurgle-y things if I thought he was Tzeentch.

No, I figure the problem is that this person is either NOT a random bandit, but someone important or far harder to kill than we think... or both.
 
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Xyzarach said:
of course he's not Tzeentch, that guy's chaos through impossible to follow plotting. I'd be suggesting Nurgle-y things if I thought he was Tzeemnch.

No, I figure the problem is that this person is either NOT a random bandit, but someone important or far harder to kill than we think... or both.
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My thought is Altmer Vampire.
 
Xyzarach said:
of course he's not Tzeentch, that guy's chaos through impossible to follow plotting. I'd be suggesting Nurgle-y things if I thought he was Tzeemnch.

No, I figure the problem is that this person is either NOT a random bandit, but someone important or far harder to kill than we think... or both.
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Oh yes the random thug we met on the road that is trying to kill our summoner is actaly a Super secret aget in a Plot to bring down his boss :rolleyes:

Oooor he just wants to get rid of the random mook
 
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