D.D. Spectator
Strongest in the land
- Location
- Unknown
Yeah, but we can crush her foot then chop off her hands. Then she can't fight back.
We're pretty fast.
Loyalty or No SV you Are the Daedra
- Thread starter Kyrina
- Start date
- Location
- England
Amusingly, you are actualy rather nimble. Despite being a walking suit of heavy armour, you suffer very little in the way of penalties from that, since it's your natural form. Combine this with superior 'Daedric' muscles and you end up being quite fast.
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
[X] "really was that supposed to hurt?"
-[X] Basic attack (x4)
-[X] Basic attack (x4)
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Lord Platypus
Probably Not a Real Platypus
- Location
- Smelling your hair
[X] Cackle maniacally whilst attacking repeatedly as quickly as possible.
-[X] Keep her off guard, don't give her a chance to pull any of that fancy magic.
-[X] Generally act exactly as crazy as we are, given all the voices crammed into this tiny head.
-[X] Keep her off guard, don't give her a chance to pull any of that fancy magic.
-[X] Generally act exactly as crazy as we are, given all the voices crammed into this tiny head.
- Location
- Portsmouth
[X] walk up to her and give her a massive bear hug.... a crushing one, not comforting like the previous one while shouting "THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY" then headbutting her multiple times and treating her like the Hulk treated Loki
- Location
- Canada
I like what you're thinking, but I don't think we can pull that off.
[X] Step (Crush) her foot
-[x] Headbutt
--[X] Punch to the gut.
---[x] Standing Power Attack (horizontal strike)
----[X] if she's still standing call over our shoulder, "You can help anytime now! She only wants to kill you and take your stuff, not nessessarily in that order."
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- Location
- England
Ok, a 1 and a 2 on your rolls. Seems you have summoning sickness.
You got the Summoning Sickness
Kyrina
A Simple Merchant of Mirrors
- Location
- England
Okay... this elf just frost magicked the wrong daedra.
You burst into motion towards her, throwing yourself left and right in a random zigzag pattern. She gathers another ball of frost and freezing air and pauses. Just as you turn, when you're momentarily motionless she hurls the magic towards you. It catches you clean in the chest, it's absolutely freezing and if you had a heart it would probably have stopped for a couple of beats there. You tank it like a boss.
"Blasted creature!" She shouts and you slash at her, arms moving clumsily as the cold radiates from your chest. You miss... by a mile. The elf didn't even have to move aside to avoid the edge of your sword. That's just insulting.
"You know," you call only a little desperately over your shoulder, "you could chip in any time here! She only wants to kill you and take your stuff, not necessarily in that order!"
"I-I..." your elf stutters and you growl incoherently, stomping down viciously with your foot. The hostile elf screams in agony and you hear something go crunch. Turns out she should have worn steel toed boots or something rather than fancy fur lined slippers or whatever she has on there.
You wind your fist back, telegraphing horribly but who cares, and smash it forwards into her sternum. She makes a terribly undignified noise as the air vacates her lungs at speed.
Hey, you're getting the hang of this! Eagerly you grab your sword in both hands and smash it across your body, blade aimed perfectly to bisect the hostile elf. She stumbles back and you may have been a little... overzealous with that swing. You sword flies clean out of your hands and thumps point first into a tree, driving itself three or four inches into the trunk.
Shit. The hostile elf snarls out a curse as she hits a tuft of grass with her broken foot and falls heavily onto her right side. Naturally that's when your elf tries to help and fails. A dull red ball of fire sails over your head.... That's actually quite the impressive miss.
So impressive you nearly miss the lightning the fallen bandit hurls at you. You dive to one side comically and the lightning shoots harmlessly into the sky. Well... that could have gone better. At least the bandit is injured now... and can't really walk, like at all. You might have busted some of her ribs as well.
[ ] Tackle her!
[ ] Punch to the face!
[ ] Run away!
[ ] Write in
You burst into motion towards her, throwing yourself left and right in a random zigzag pattern. She gathers another ball of frost and freezing air and pauses. Just as you turn, when you're momentarily motionless she hurls the magic towards you. It catches you clean in the chest, it's absolutely freezing and if you had a heart it would probably have stopped for a couple of beats there. You tank it like a boss.
"Blasted creature!" She shouts and you slash at her, arms moving clumsily as the cold radiates from your chest. You miss... by a mile. The elf didn't even have to move aside to avoid the edge of your sword. That's just insulting.
"You know," you call only a little desperately over your shoulder, "you could chip in any time here! She only wants to kill you and take your stuff, not necessarily in that order!"
"I-I..." your elf stutters and you growl incoherently, stomping down viciously with your foot. The hostile elf screams in agony and you hear something go crunch. Turns out she should have worn steel toed boots or something rather than fancy fur lined slippers or whatever she has on there.
You wind your fist back, telegraphing horribly but who cares, and smash it forwards into her sternum. She makes a terribly undignified noise as the air vacates her lungs at speed.
Hey, you're getting the hang of this! Eagerly you grab your sword in both hands and smash it across your body, blade aimed perfectly to bisect the hostile elf. She stumbles back and you may have been a little... overzealous with that swing. You sword flies clean out of your hands and thumps point first into a tree, driving itself three or four inches into the trunk.
Shit. The hostile elf snarls out a curse as she hits a tuft of grass with her broken foot and falls heavily onto her right side. Naturally that's when your elf tries to help and fails. A dull red ball of fire sails over your head.... That's actually quite the impressive miss.
So impressive you nearly miss the lightning the fallen bandit hurls at you. You dive to one side comically and the lightning shoots harmlessly into the sky. Well... that could have gone better. At least the bandit is injured now... and can't really walk, like at all. You might have busted some of her ribs as well.
Health: 74/90
Magicka: 130/130
Fatigue: 120/150
Magicka: 130/130
Fatigue: 120/150
[ ] Tackle her!
[ ] Punch to the face!
[ ] Run away!
[ ] Write in
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Lord Platypus
Probably Not a Real Platypus
- Location
- Smelling your hair
[X] Tackle her!
-[X] It will be just like that hug before, only less comforting!
-[X] It will be just like that hug before, only less comforting!
- Location
- England
[X] Retrieve Sword of Order
-[X] Attack enemy
The Sword of Order is meant for removing enemies. Not for trees.
-[X] Attack enemy
The Sword of Order is meant for removing enemies. Not for trees.
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- Location
- Canada
but what if the tree is your enemy? I know for a fact Sheogorath has tree Daedra.
[X] Pin her and put sharp things through her hands/ wrists.
-[X] See how well she can cast magic at you after.
-[X] See how well she can cast magic at you after.
Skewfiend
The Corruptor of All Things
- Location
- The Darkness Behind Your Eyes
For once we are in accord, Blue Boy.
Nonetheless, leaving an enemy magus unattended is the height of folly.
[X] Boot to the head! (Nyer nyer)
-[X] Kick her in the head until she ceases to be a threat.
--[X] Hum the opening bars of Lehrer's "Boot to the head"!
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- Pronouns
- Exist
And the Spriggen. Don't forget those evil little buggers.
- Location
- Canada
Right! its been too long since I've played TES. how could I forget the tree ladies that attack with BEEEEEEESSSSS!
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
[X]" Okay this was fun and all but... JUST DIE YOU FEEBLE MORTAL SCUM WAAAAAGH!!!!"
-[X] Chase her down and grab her then
[X] Ground and Pound!
-[X] straddle her waist and keep punching her face until she stops twitching.
-[X] Chase her down and grab her then
[X] Ground and Pound!
-[X] straddle her waist and keep punching her face until she stops twitching.
We have the speed to catch her and strength to grapple. Whacking at her from a distance let's, no, encourages her to keep casting at us.
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
Exactly we can't sword fight worth a damn we need to beat her sense less
(@Verminlord1 Hey Order boy what's up with the lack of sword skills mister ive been doing this since the beginning of time.)