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Loyalty or No SV you Are the Daedra

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    • "Fire! More fire! Fire is always good!" You cry urgently and raise your sword. Lightning didn't go so well, maybe practise that a bit before using it again. So you can aim it right.

    "Agreed, scamp fire at will!" Morlia shouts, flame blooming in her palm again. You set your sights on the spider at your feet. Should be an easy enough target so trying something a bit fancier than simple stabbing shouldn't be a problem.

    With the speed of a stooping eagle you whip your sword down towards the spider. You miss but you aren't done yet! Another slash, rising from below like a striking cobra. You miss again but no matter, you are Fast Enough the fastest Spidercrusher on Nirn!

    "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

    The third strike comes down from the heavens like a thunderbolt. You cut the spider in half, sword striking sparks from the stairs beneath it. Black stuff seeps from the two halves of the dead spider. Blood? Ichor? Ichor seems more appropriate.

    The scamp just ahead of you catches the spider in front of it with one hand. It's free fist ignites with bright white fire. It slams its burning fist into the maw of the spider with a bellow that only falls a little short of being intimidating. The spider behind it pounces, venom dripping everywhere. Morlia lets rip with a blast of fire, striking the spider on the back. It screams and tumbles for the stairs, legs thrashing wildly for a second before curling in tight and stiff.

    The two spiders lurking on the wall launch towards you, legs whipping and mandibles gnawing the air. You duck the black chitinous bodies and spin, sword out stretched.

    "AND SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE!"

    One spider falls in two pieces, top and bottom, black ichor splashing over the stairs, slicking your blade. The other spider lands in the basement proper. With a challenging scream the scamp launches itself after the spider, ruby red fire burning in both its hands.

    The smell of burnt chitin and spilled spider ichor fills the cellar. You don't even have to check to know that poor spider is very, very dead. "Basement belongs to the barrels!" You punch the air in jubilation of your heroic victory.

    Morlia's scamp, singed around the edges and covered in black ichor scrambles back onto the stairs looking inordinately pleased with itself. Morlia herself laughs breathlessly, like she can't quite believe how easy that was. You sort of can't believe it either.

    "That was great!" Morlia exclaims excitedly, her face a little flushed with the adrenaline. Her smiles fades after a moment, replaced with a frown. She pales swiftly too. If you didn't know better you'd think she was afraid for some reason.

    "W-What was that about... blood for the blood god?" She asks quietly, whole body angled away from you. You glance down at yourself. You're splattered with spider ichor but no more intimidating than usual.

    [ ] What do you tell her?

    [ ] Look for clues?
    [ ] Get reward?
    [ ] ALLITERATION CONTEST CAN WAIT NO LONGER!!!
    [ ] Write in

    Huh, there goes all my luck for tonight's DnD game I guess.

    Also we'll be doing combat in bursts of rounds, because that's pretty simple from a dice rolling and writing standpoint. So you guys set a general plan and a point to pause to re-plan, for example if you hit half health/stamina/magicka, letting @Verminlord and I roll and write without pausing every round since that would get long winded and boring pretty fast.
     
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    • [X] eh some of us are fanatics for a barbaric war God obsessed with blood and skulls. Occasionally warcrys like that slip out no big deal as most of us fight FOR THE EMPEROR! or for DA WAAAGH!!!
    [X]Look for clues
     
    Kyrina said:
    If you didn't know better you'd think she was afraid for some reason.

    "W-What was that about... blood for the blood god?" She asks quietly, whole body angled away from you. You glance down at yourself. You're splattered with spider ichor but no more intimidating than usual.
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    Oh poor sweet Morlia, so naive.

    [X] Don't worry, Khorne's probably not real. We think.

    [X] Look for clues?
    --[X] Then get reward
    ---[X] Contest!
     
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    [X] You don't need to worry about it unless you plan to become an ax-crazy murder. And if you ever do, just remember that THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
    -[X] Look for clues
    --[X] Then get reward
    ---[X] Contest!
     
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    [X] Why, you're the blood God of course! Don't you want to harvest the magic inherent in the lifeblood of your foes? Or maybe that's more Diana's thing...
    -[X] I'm kidding. I still insist that I'm totally not crazy, but insanity is a much easier explanation than explaining references to alternate universes that may not exist. Hopefully don't exist. If they exist then I am so so sorry for possibly bringing his attention upon us.
    --[X] Actually, how would they measure up against the Gods and Daedra of Nirn? Hmm... Never mind, let's just go.

    [X] Look for clues
    -[X] Then get reward
    --[X] Contest!
     
    [X] Why, you're the blood God of course! Don't you want to harvest the magic inherent in the lifeblood of your foes? Or maybe that's more Diana's thing...
    -[X] I'm kidding. I still insist that I'm totally not crazy, but insanity is a much easier explanation than explaining references to alternate universes that may not exist. Hopefully don't exist. If they exist then I am so so sorry for possibly bringing his attention upon us.
    --[X] Actually, how would they measure up against the Gods and Daedra of Nirn? Hmm... Never mind, let's just go.

    [X] Look for clues
    -[X] Then get reward
    --[X] Contest!
     
    I taught you well @redzonejoe
    Just to offer another angle.
    [X] Clearly you are. A deadric princess born when deadra start swearing fealty to them.
    -[X] If you don't want blood and skulls its probably not to late. Just bring it up at the next monthly meeting.
    -[X] Begin recruiting the Scamp as her second minion.
     
    [X] Don't worry, Khorne's probably not real. We think.

    [X] Look for clues?
    --[X] Then get reward
    ---[X] Contest!
     
    With what Jyggalag stands for, we're basically anti-chaos.

    Of course, SV is also a madhouse. So it doesn't matter much.
     
    Verminlord said:
    [X] Burn, MaIM KILL, BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL leave the basement, Check head the to goddamn leyawiin. MAGE
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    .... that seems a bad thing....

    >___>

    O. O

    It's the other deadric princes I bet. Since one of them is all about killing stuff right?

    [X] Don't worry, Khorne's probably not real. We think.

    [X] Look for clues?
    --[X] Then get reward
    ---[X] Contest!
     
    [X]Place the spider blood coating us in our inventory.
    -[X] "It is a thing from a quite popular boardgame back home."

    [X] Check for clues
    -[X] Carefully scour the basement for spider eggs, trying to figure out if there are enough broken eggs to have accomodate all of the spiders we saw, as well as anything else that turns up.
    [X] Claim our reward.
     
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    [X] What do you tell her? Ehh, it's a god from another universe in charge of war. Some of us like to call on him when in battle. It's not a danger... probably.

    [X] Look for clues
    -[X] Get reward?
    [X] ALLITERATION CONTEST CAN WAIT NO LONGER!!!

    [X] Remember to look into this mage after the contest. See if he is involved like order boy thinks.
     
    [x] look for a black cape while in the basement and speak like batman!
    -[X] Why, you're the blood God of course! Don't you want to harvest the magic inherent in the lifeblood of your foes? Or maybe that's more Diana's thing...
    -[X] I'm kidding. I still insist that I'm totally not crazy, but insanity is a much easier explanation than explaining references to alternate universes that may not exist. Hopefully don't exist. If they exist then I am so so sorry for possibly bringing his attention upon us.
    --[X] Actually, how would they measure up against the Gods and Daedra of Nirn? Hmm... Never mind, let's just go.

    [X] Look for clues
    -[X] Then get reward
    --[X] Contest!
    -[x] check the Mage since our Order Personality maybe on to something...
     
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