Question, can Morlia summon other daedra like atronachs or lesser ones like scamps or daedroth?
Also, @Kyrina are guards inside the house dealing with it or they're all around the city? That wasn't too clear for me :oops: Plan will probably change on what's said.

She can summon a deformed scamp.

owner hasn't been eaten yet!
-[X] In the cellar, stay high on the staircase so we won't get surrounded and if there's not enough light to see, ask Morlia to cast light to get a feel of the room and how many spiders there are. The high position on the staircase will allow us to have the high ground if the spiders notice us (which they will) and decide to attack (which they will! :rage:) . Also, with luck, the staircase's position will only allow one spider at a time to come at us.

Can't we cast light? Or was it spark? And we can cast Weakness to Fire, right?
 
I wonder... If we talk in batman voice, will all our lines be 'Do you bleed?' or 'You will.'?

Only serious questions here, folks.
 
[X] Knock on the door, and ask the occupant(s) for permission to deal with their spider problem.
-[X] Use your batman voice.
[X] If there is no response, do as much as you can to check for spider presence in the house without breaking and entering. If there are signs of giant spiders in the house, and all the entrances are locked, go get a patrolling guard.
[X] If given permission, or if the house seems fine, have Morlia summon a scamp and have it enter the cellar, draw the attention of the spiders by attacking them, then pull back to the entrance, which the three of you can use as a chokepoint, preventing the spiders from bringing their greater numbers to bear.
-[X] Use aggressive magic initially, but switch places with the scamp and use melee attacks if it seems in danger of being overwhelmed.
--[X] If you have to fight in melee, focus on defence and keeping the spiders at bay, as the others will grind them down with fireballs.
[X] How many Knights of order does it take to clear out a nest of spiders? One, at sufficient velocity!
 
Spiders in the Basement
Right you're going to do this properly. Or at least as properly as you can given the circumstances. So, first things first.

You march up to the door and slam your fist against it as hard as you dare, four times. The dull thud of your fist hitting the wood doesn't seem all that loud. You wait. Morlia waits besides you, keeping at least one eye on the webbed area around the entrance to the basement. You sort of wish Diana was here to supply even more fire support than you already have.

You raise your hand to knock again, it seems like enough time has passed so it's not rude. The door opens. You pull your fist back hurriedly and narrowly avoid smacking a robed argonian in the face.

"What do you want?" You think, maybe, this argonian is female? It's hard to tell when she, or he, sounds pretty generically lizardly and you have nothing to compare them to.

"Uh... Druja?" You ask, voice gravelly enough to make Batman jealous.

"Who else would be here, of course I'm Druja." Well, at least now you know. "Now what is it you want?" Druja's blood red eyes flick to Morlia, just like everyone else's around here. No way you're going to just let that happen.

"We're here about the spiders that...."

"Oh yes those foul creatures that have infested my basement." Druja cuts over you. Her tails sweeps angrily over the floor behind her. "Guards were supposed to be here hours ago, lazy good for nothing..." Druja says something in what you think is argonian. It sounds a little like she's speaking parseltongue. You can guess it's quite rude though.

"Well we're here now, doing a favour for a... an acquaintance of ours in the guard." Morlia says sweetly. "Unfortunately she, and the other guards we've met here, have been rather busy catching dangerous criminals or securing the gates and vetting travellers." Druja repeats the hissing word again.

"I don't care who sent you or why, just get down there and deal with the problem." Druja says and slams the door in your face.

"What a lovely person." Morlia's sarcasm does a lot to brighten the day. "I can't imagine why someone would put spiders in her basement."

"So I was thinking you could summon a scamp as a meatshield and use it to agro the spiders to the entrance there." You point to the doors set in the ground. "Which we can use as a choke point and burn 'em."

"That sounds like a reasonable plan." Morlia agrees confidently. You do notice she hesitates a little before making the gestures and murmuring the words to summon a scamp.

The little daedra appears without ceremony and this time it's a proper scamp, not stunted or deformed in any way. The creature takes one look at you and makes a whimpering sound.

"Go through those doors and into the cellar." Morlia orders her creature firmly, pointing in the right direction so she can't be misunderstood. The scamp nods and hurries to do as she says. You and Morlia get into position behind it.

You hold one hand poised to cast your spark spell and in the other you hold your sword, just in case. Morlia has both hands ready to use her little fire spell. You are as prepared as you can be... wait!

"Light spell, so we don't accidentally hit one another. Or the scamp." The scamp gives you a dirty look before opening the doors and advancing.

Morlia casts and a gentle green light springs from her fingers, easily illuminating the cellar and the spiders within. There are five of the things, each the size of a dog. The sound of chitinous clicking fills the air as the spiders scuttle away from the light of the sun and Morlia's mage light. The things screech, shrill and grating like nails on a chalkboard.

You raise you hand instinctively, unwilling to let the creatures anywhere near you let alone Morlia, and sparks fly from your fingers in a brilliant cascade of unlimited power!

Right into the ceiling.

Bugger.

Sensing weakness the spiders erupt forwards. A black, chittering, clicking tide on a hundred scuttling legs. The scamp hurls a firebolt wildly into the mass of black legs.

One of the creatures rears back, half its legs burnt off to a stump, screeching and thrashing.

The rest of the spiders spit around the scamp halfway down the stairs into the cellar. Two skitter up onto the wall, venom dripping from their mandibles. The other two leap over the scamp. One lands just past the little daedra.

The other slams into your face. Eight legs scrabble at your shoulders and back. Those venom dripping mandibles gnaw at your helm, the greenish venom splashes harmlessly enough off your helm.

That doesn't change the fact there's a fucking giant spider on your face trying to hug you to death and chew out your eyes. You'd scream but.....

"AAAAAAAAAH SPIDERSEVERYWHERE OHAKATOSHWHYYYYYYYYYY!?"

Morlia has that covered.

There's a thwump somewhere in front of you and burning heat bursts past you. All the spiders scream and the stink of burning hair and chitin is everywhere. The spider on your face squeals and lets go. Morlia's beside you, hand outstretched still with flickers of fire curling around the very tips of her fingers. She's pale as snow, breathing hard and her hair's coming loose from its usual neat tail.

The scamp is half way down the stairs. A spider missing half it's legs is in front of the smaller daedra. There are two spiders on the wall to your right, they're badly singed but still scuttling forwards. The fourth spider is behind the scamp and turning to attack it, the spider's right side looks rather burnt and crispy. The last spider is right in front of you, also badly singed.

[ ] UNLIMITED POWAH!!!
[ ] Apply sword to spiders until dead
[ ] Write in a detailed plan

Health: 101/110
Magicka: 88/100
Fatigue: 96/100
Ah the return of the dice rolls. The results were... well, apparently Fast can't aim for love nor money.
 
[X] Grab spide on face and hurl it back into the basement
-[X] Charge!!!! (while flinging lightning into the spiders)
-[X] Sword Flurry ( we are going to master this!!!)
 
Huh, well, will you look at that, my plan worked... except the part where we panicked, but then again getting a spider in your face is serious business!

I kinda want to see what unlimited powah! would do, even though the other option seems better.

[X] UNLIMITED POWAH!!!

It's not gonna win, but whatever.
 
[X] Apply sword to spiders until dead
-[X] Scream : "Blood for the blood god ! Skull for the skull throne !"
 
[X] More Fire! More fire always solves spider problems.
-[X] Add sword smashing as an extra measure.
--[X] Try and get into a rhythm: Spark, then sword, spark, then sword.
 
[X] Prioritise defending Morlia.
-[X] Use your sword when they are close, and your lightning when they are not.
--[X] If you start taking more damage, use time when you are not pressed to heal instead.
---[X] Yell out "Basement belongs to the barrels!"
 
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X] Apply sword to spiders until dead
-[X] Scream : "Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!"
 
Bonus antics when we refer to Morelia as the Blood God.
Given our position, that sort of thing is inadvisable.

Even as a devotee of the Great Hound, I can't recommend anything implying we are mixed up in the worship of even more sinister gods.

That battlecry will sound sinister as fuck to anyone who does not know it is a nerdy reference, and risks taking us from coming off as endearingly eccentric to coming off as violently unhinged.


What would you think about:
[X] Prioritise defending Morlia.
-[X] Use your sword when they are close, and your lightning when they are not.
--[X] If you start taking more damage, use time when you are not pressed to heal instead.
---[X] At the earliest opportunity, yell out "Fiesty slap of pain!" and punch a spider with your off-hand.

(Before you ask, it is an Avernum reference)
 
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