[X] Sell shite!
-[X] A scroll of burning grasp
-[X] A Welkynd Stone
-[X] An amulet of Stendarr
-[X] A copper ring
-[X] All soulgem shards

[X] Check out the prices of available spells, alchemy gear and alchemy equipment.

[X] After selling our loot, check the different available stores for anything useful we might need. Both girls could do with more protection than some flimsy robes!
-[X] Find about lodging. There should be two inns in the city, decide which is preferable.
--[X] Wander around the city, something interesting's bound to happen. If all else fails, go and find that guardswoman and resume our rudely interrupted duel of wits.
--[x] find a pet parrot or some other useful animal companion
---[x] try to beat the guardswoman via epic rap battles!
 
Damn, missing the debate is no fun.
Well, I'm adding the dagger because either way we'll outgrow its power soon enough. That said, in regards of alchemy, the idea would be to let Morlia or Diana handle it, no? I don't think Fast is an alchemy guy. Maybe we could ask them if they know a bit about it? We can always sell the ingredients later.

[X] Sell shite!
-[X] Dagger of Turn undead (weak)
-[X] A scroll of burning grasp
-[X] A Welkynd Stone
-[X] An amulet of Stendarr
-[X] A copper ring
-[X] All soulgem shards

I already posted my vote on what to do after selling so I won't put it again. I edited a bit the first part, though.
 
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[X] Sell shite!
-[X] Dagger of Turn undead (weak)
-[X] A scroll of burning grasp
-[X] A Welkynd Stone
-[X] An amulet of Stendarr
-[X] A copper ring
-[X] All soulgem shards

I already posted my vote on what to do after selling so I won't put it again. I edited a bit the first part, though.
You should. Vote tallying programs will over write previous votes and only accept the most recent. And its obnoxious to make the QMs trudge back through pages to find one vote.
 
Stop Thief!
"You know," you say thoughtfully as Diana pulls you along the cobbled main street of the city, "Skingrad always sounded kinda dirty to me."

"And why did you think you just had to share that piece of information with us?" Morlia could not be more flatly irritated with you if she tried. She looks at you with the kind of deadpan expression that stand up comics wish they could imitate. You shrug.

"It starts a conversation." You offer and Morlia snorts in disgust. "Don't like vague lewdness?" She did basically run away the last time you mentioned such things.

"S-Shut up!" She folds her arms, puts her nose in the air and storms ahead of Diana so the three of you form a kind of human chain. Diana hides her laughter at Morlia's embarrassment in her shirt collar now that her hands are both occupied. You think you can just about see Morlia blushing.

"So what stuff do you think we should be selling Fast, Morlia?" Diana asks, big adorable smile on her face complete with dimples. The poor shopkeepers in this town are so doomed it's not even funny. You consider the loot you got from the ruin, there's plenty there that won't be useful even in the long term.

"I've been thinking we have a lot of fire spells already so that scroll of burning grasp isn't going to be that useful to us. The ring and soul gem shards are essentially useless to us, the welkynd stone is dead weight too and the amulet of Stendarr probably wouldn't help me so unless one of you two...?" Morlia and Diana shake their heads, you hadn't expected either to be a devotee of Stendarr anyway.

"Oh and that dagger, the enchantment's kinda specific and a little weak so...."

"Even if you don't want it, I do." Morlia says shortly. You... can't really argue with her wanting a weapon and an enchanted dagger is better than a plain one. Diana nods in agreement to the plan and five minutes later the three of you are entering a shop. The sign over the door says it's 'Jean's General Goods' with a tagline under it. 'Generous, Gracious Service or Your Money Back!'

You'll be holding them to that.

As you walk in you see a young man with dark red hair hurrying behind the counter. Looks like you almost caught the shopkeeper on his lunch break or something. Catching sight of you properly the man gives the three of you a charming smile. Really his teeth should be catching the light and sparkling, audible gleam and everything.

You move around the shelves, taking a look at the stock available in the alchemy area. Being able to make decent healing potions as opposed to buying them would convenient and drain your low money supplies less.

Diana, with the pack of sell able loot in her arms, bounds her way up to the counter, that charming, adorable beaming smile on her face once more. "Good morning, I'd like to sell some items." She says brightly, Morlia is pretending to be interested in the leather armour displayed a few feet from the counter. That's good she could use some more protection than she has. Both girls could really now you come to think of it. You can't expect to tank every hit for them after all.

"Uh huh, lemme see what you've got." The man says, charming smile still in place. Diana hesitates a moment before laying out what the three of you decided to sell and turning her smile up to eleven. The shopkeeper looks totally unaffected by her adorable face and glances over the items once.

"Forty-nine septims, best I can do." The shop keeper says and reaches under the counter for his strongbox.

"But the-"

"Look it's not my name on the sign so I gotta do what the boss says." He sighs dramatically. "So... forty nine?" He asks offering the money again. Reluctantly Diana takes it. Even you have to admit it wasn't exactly the greatest loot ever.... The counter boy scoops the items under the counter. "Anything else you folks want?" He asks politely.

You pick up a pestle, mortar and alembic delicately. "Yeah, how much are..."

SLAM!

You're interrupted by the door you just walked through rattling off the stone wall. An older man stands in the frame, he's wearing a pale tunic with equally pale leggings under it and there's a short stave in his hand, pointed at the red haired man behind the counter.

"THIEF!" The older man shouts. "Someone get the guard!" The young man behind the counter flashes a wicked grin and snatches a small sack from under the counter. The sack jingles as he sprints out the back of the shop.

[ ] Pursue the thief?
-[ ] With anyone?
[ ] Don't pursue the thief?
-[ ] What do you do instead?

Well that's unfortunate. Also, random event interrupt! :o
 
[X] Pursue the thief.
-[X] With Diana.

She is young and spry, and probably carrying a grudge.
 
[X] Pursue the thief.
-[X] With Diana.
--[X] Shout, "YOU DONE GOOFED BOY! YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW! NO ONE STEALS MY LOOT!"
 
[X] Pursue the thief.
-[X] With Diana.

I have sorceress quotes on the mind.
Fast: *tazes thief with spark* "Get down sparky!"
Diana: *ignites thief after taking loot* "What'll it be, hotshot?"
Morlia: *stabs thief* "Once again, it's up to the elves."
 
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[X] Pursue the thief.
-[X] With Diana.
--[X] Shout, "YOU DONE GOOFED BOY! YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW! NO ONE STEALS MY LOOT!"
---[x] get a dog or a trained hawk next time!
 
You should. Vote tallying programs will over write previous votes and only accept the most recent. And its obnoxious to make the QMs trudge back through pages to find one vote.

Too late now, but I'll keep it mind!

Obviously, only a thief and a scammer on top of that would resist Diana's olde forte cuteness spell. Also, I just realized that if we get to the point we're able to do expeditions into Mehrunes' realm, we might've become a team of three combat juggernauts. With luck and a bit of patience, we'll get there and we'll fuck Mehrunes up! We don't need no stinkin' mysterious heroes here!

[X] Pursue the thief.
-[X] With Diana.
--[X] Shout, "YOU PLUM DONE GONE DEAD GUM DID IT NOW SON! STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!"
 
You know, I've noticed a lack of male companions and we need a thief for a constant source of money. SOOOOOOOOOOO...

[X] Pursue the thief.
-[X] With Diana.
--[x] But you're not going to turn him in. That's too good for him. No, you're going to have him work for you.
 
[X] Throw the pestle at him
-[X] Aim for center of mass: You're a Warrior Daedra, so even if you don't hit anything particularly fragile it's still going to be pulped. Professional baseball pitchers are only baseline human, and they can dent sheets of steel with balls of wrapped thread, so imagine what you could do.
 
You know @Verminlord , @chocolote12 us throw voters can't win this unless we start voting tactically. Is pointless hoping to throw the pestle as well as a pro throws a baseball, its not a matter of strength but technique. And a sword is not a good projectile, its heavy and not areodynamic. And frankly I doubt we know the correct technique for this either.
Now if we're going to throw something thats a terrible projectile why not choose the one that can use fire magic like rocket boosters to guide herself at the thief?
 
You know @Verminlord , @chocolote12 us throw voters can't win this unless we start voting tactically. Is pointless hoping to throw the pestle as well as a pro throws a baseball, its not a matter of strength but technique. And a sword is not a good projectile, its heavy and not areodynamic. And frankly I doubt we know the correct technique for this either.
Now if we're going to throw something thats a terrible projectile why not choose the one that can use fire magic like rocket boosters to guide herself at the thief?
To be fair, I'm pretty sure that the Order Sword is really good at being used efficiently, because it's made out of crystallized order magic and all, and since I only voted for the pestle because that was in our hand...

[X] Throw thy sword!
 
Stop, you violated the Law!
That cheeky little..... He stole your loot, probably under paid for it too, stole from the shopkeeper and he thinks he can just run away like that? Not when this daedra's in the room!

"Do something!" The shopkeeper yells at the three of you. You're already running after the thief. Like hell you'd let the smug guy off scot free, not when he damn well short changed Diana.

You round the counter, crystal boots carving grooves in the wood floor. Diana vaults over the counter ahead of you and sprints, head down and arms pumping like mad, for the door. She seems about as happy as you are about getting your stuff nicked. You are faster than she is, even with her slight head start. Not having to worry about breathing really helps it seems. You smash through the rear door of the shop, splinters showering around you into the backstreet.

You notice a flicker of red to the right and don't hesitate. You accelerate down the backstreet. It feels like your legs are moving in a cartoonish blur, you can hear wind whistling through the spikes and eye holes of your helm, feel it parting around your body like you're walking into a headwind. It's not a windy day, you're just moving so fast it feels as if it is.

You burst out of the back alley into a street that deserted except for a lone figure with red hair and faded, brownish clothes. He's not as far away as you expected. You can still catch him. Easily you imagine. Somehow you draw even more speed from your legs. The clashing, crashing sound of crystal on cobblestones must be terrifying the guy you're chasing. And you're gaining. Time to put the fear of you into him.

"YOU PLUM DONE GONE DEAD GUM DID IT NOW SON!" You shout. He jumps a foot clean into the air. You swear his hair stands on end. Maybe you over did it? Then he's about arms length away and you lunge forwards in a tackle. At full speed....

You smack into him 'face' first. That's probably a good thing, anywhere else the thief would probably be perforated in many places. He yelps in pain and shock and goes down. You land on top of him. He wheezes like a punctured accordion. His bag of ill gotten gains clatters down just beyond arms reach. Gold coins spill onto the cobbles, winking in the sunlight.

"Ow..." he manages and starts coughing. Thankfully he's just coughing air rather than blood or something worse so you've probably not obliterated his rib-cage. Good to know!

The thief squints at you through the untidy fall of hair over his face. "Damn it, why'd it have to be the daedra... why couldn't it be the cute one?" He mumbles to himself and wheezes a little more when you sit on him to stop him going anywhere. Looking back the way you cam you can see Diana jogging to catch up. You wave, she waves back.

[ ] What do now?

Poor thief, tackled by a Knight of Order.
 
[X] So ima be honest here, the only reason I really care about this is you underpaid me for my loot. So just fork over the stuff you stole from me and the merchant and I'll let you get away without breaking your leg or something.
 
[X] So ima be honest here, the only reason I really care about this is you underpaid me for my loot. So just fork over the stuff you stole from me and the merchant and I'll let you get away without breaking your leg or something.
-[X] And if you do not comply, I will rip your arms off and pin them to the outside of town. Then I'll castrate you.
 
[X] So ima be honest here, the only reason I really care about this is you underpaid me for my loot. So just fork over the stuff you stole and the merchant and I'll let you get away without breaking your leg or something.
 
[X] Report this felon to the proper authorities.

Come on people, can we at least not act like we're on drugs just once in this city?

Exactly the middle, middle high, middle low, middle.
chocolote12 threw 4 100-faced dice. Reason: Dice-ivination Total: 218
50 50 82 82 28 28 58 58
 
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[X] So ima be honest here, the only reason I really care about this is you underpaid me for my loot. So just fork over the stuff you stole from me and the merchant and I'll let you get away without breaking your leg or something.
-[X] And if you do not comply, I will rip your arms off and pin them to the outside of town. Then I'll castrate you.
---[X] Report this felon to the proper authorities... afterwards.
 
Yeah, I'm gonna vote for this. Acting hammy and trollish loses its charm if we overdo it. After all, too much of a good thing is bad.

[X] Report this felon to the proper authorities.
 
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