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Loyalty or No SV you Are the Daedra

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[X] Explain shortly and to the point, about how Thalmor are ruining the balance of the world just to prove Mer supremacy. She mentions something about destroying the Dark Brotherhood, assassinations tend to leave chaos in their wake and you might just be willing to help her on this, if only to bring order to this chaotic realm (and also because you have nothing better to do).
 
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Some of you have the appearance of Order in your words. But why are you here, what purpose do you have.
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None have purpose, save that which they make for themselves, or suffer themselves to be given.

[X] My perspective is atemporal. Some time from now, the thalmor will have attempted what is tantamount to deicide for no other reason than the existence of a human go rankles their pride.
-[X] Now tell me more about this Dark Brotherhood business.
 
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Some of you have the appearance of Order in your words. But why are you here, what purpose do you have.
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"Oh shush you."

[X] *Sigh* "Look lady, best I/We can explain is that I/We am/are experiencing a Dragonbreak. Just to make sure, what date is it? Because that could prove to be kinda important. Some of Me/Us am/are kinda misinformed or thinking of the wrong era. The Thalmor, to My/Our information, are about to try something realy stupid for anyone who likes reality working the way we know it to currently work."
 
If I am to be free to return to my Lord then the task must be completed.

For the voices contaminating my soul I give you this message. Assist me in returning Order to myself and you may yet be saved, Jyggalag has always been willing to give mercy to those less worthy if they take up the cause of Order and become his priests.

For now our next step should be this.

[X] Demand information on our task.

This talk of other topics is irrelevant and disorderly. Stop.
 
[X] "Questions: Year, Date, and Location please?"
-[X]"Hm, summoning an Order Deadra to combat Chaos Cultists. A good plan in theory, not so effective in practice. Sithis is about an infinity of orders of magnitudes above the Prince of Order, when he isn't the Prince of Madness, and you don't seem to be the type to advocate genocide. Which is still better than the Thalmor, the omnicidal little emo dirtbags."
 
[X] Ignore her, leave. Find another mortal. She is too anoying and stupid.
 
[X] "Alright, I'll help you seeing how I cant leave 'till I do what you want me to do, but to destroy the dark brotherhood is no small task, I'll need several things: 1) a grand soul gem with the soul of a bunny in it, 2) a daedric artifact by the name of "spellbreaker", 3) an iron ingot, 4) a gold septim and finally 5) *points to nearby wanted poster on a tree* that guy's left eye
 
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[X] "Questions: Year, Date, and Location please?"
-[X]"Hm, summoning an Order Deadra to combat Chaos Cultists. A good plan in theory, not so effective in practice. Sithis is about an infinity of orders of magnitudes above the Prince of Order, when he isn't the Prince of Madness, and you don't seem to be the type to advocate genocide. Which is still better than the Thalmor, the omnicidal little emo dirtbags."
 
[X] "Alright, I'll help you seeing how I cant leave 'till I do what you want me to do, but to destroy the dark brotherhood is no small task, I'll need several things: 1) a grand soul gem with the soul of a bunny in it, 2) a daedric artifact by the name of "spellbreaker", 3) an iron ingot, 4) a gold septim and finally 5) *points to nearby wanted poster on a tree* that guy's left eye
 
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My head is a Dragonbreak
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    • First things first, figure when and where you are. "Year, date and location please?"

    "Don't you already know?" The elf says, nose in the air imperiously. You sigh, it reminds you more of rocks grating against each other than crystals doing the same.

    "Look lady." She bristles at that. "Best I... we can explain is that we... I am experiencing a Dragonbreak. I... we just need to make sure what date it is." God this is confusing. Better settle on either we or I at some point. The woman frowns at you, mouthing what you just said to her back and frowning even deeper than before.

    Her face goes white-er and she starts repeating Dragonbreak over and over. "N-No... no that's a lie, impossible." She whispers finally, utterly horrified.

    "If you prefer then I have an a-temporal perspective on matters." You're pretty sure that's not actually better than 'dragonbreak in my head' but it's a bit easier to swallow...maybe? "Some time from now, the thalmor will have attempted what is tantamount to deicide for no other reason than the existence of a human god rankles their pride." Distraction powers activate!

    "I... I don't believe you, you're just a crazy daedra or golem or something!" She shakes her head furiously, whipping her pale blonde hair back and forth like crazy. "A-Anyway, it's fifteenth of Sun's Height in the four hundred and thirty second year of the third era. Since you asked politely."

    "Right, so tell me more about this dark brotherhood business. 'Cause, you know, summoning an Order Deadra to combat Chaos Cultists is a good plan in theory, not so effective in practice. Sithis is about an infinity of orders of magnitudes above the Prince of Order, when he isn't the Prince of Madness, and you don't seem to be the type to advocate genocide. Which is still better than the Thalmor, the omnicidal little emo dirtbags." Well you say 'Order Daedra' and you're certain that they're in here somewhere but you don't feel particularly... ordered. The woman doesn't seem to have registered much, if anything, past you asking her about the assassins.

    "They murdered my family!" She sort of wilts and deflates after she shouts that at you. "My father, my mother and my brothers and t-they only left me alone b-because I-I-I...." She starts sobbing into her hands and her knees buckle under her.

    [ ] Hugz?
     
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    • [X] Plung your weapon into the ground, point up and lift her while hugging her. Then, set her down right next to it so that she accidently stumbles into it and implales herself. She isn't prevented from hurting or killing herself, after all.
     
    Changing mah vote.
    [X] Awkward crystal knight hugging time. Pat her on the head awkwardly while we're at it.
    -[X] "Well, it looks like its time to get my murder quota filled. Do you have any idea where to find the Dark Brotherhood assassins responsible or do you need me to find them, too?"
    -[X] "Also you might want to avoid Kvatch for a year or two, and don't join Mythic Dawn, the robes are ugly and their afterlife sucks."
     
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    [X] Awkward crystal knight hugging time. Pat her on the head awkwardly while we're at it.
    -[X] "Well, it looks like its time to get my murder quota filled. Do you have any idea where to find the Dark Brotherhood assassins responsible or do you need me to find them, too?"
     
    [X] Hugz? Hugz.
    -[X] "432 Third Era huh? So we've got just over a year--thank you Uriel with your Sir Patrick Stewart wondrous voice for telling us that you die on the 27th of Last Seed 433 Third Era--before Dagon's forces try and kill Uriel Septem if you want to try and stop it.
     
    [X] Solace can be found in a cause. Give yourself to Order and become a priest, for once your mind is ordered then no sadness will exist.
     
    [X] Awkward crystal knight hugging time. Pat her on the head awkwardly while we're at it.
    -[X] "Well, it looks like its time to get my murder quota filled. Do you have any idea where to find the Dark Brotherhood assassins responsible or do you need me to find them, too?"
    -[X] "Also you might want to avoid Kvatch for a year or two, and don't join Mythic Dawn, the robes are ugly and their afterlife sucks."
     
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