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Loyalty or No SV you Are the Daedra

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Verminlord1 said:
This is wrong, Lord Jyggalag shall purify my soul in the waters of oblivion.
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Hey, buddy, chances are 99.67% that right now, your lord of Order, is currently his own antithesis. Sheogorath, Prince of Madness. So that lovely little plan of yours, it'll just get you turned into a talking topary... if you were lucky. Topiary makes sense... But it's funny as hell to say.
 
"Statement: Greetings meatbag! Query: Is there any blood to be shed for the honor of the Bloodgod?"
 
[X] This mortal has brought you forth into a world of chaos and disorder.
-[X] This will surely allow you to spread order much more readily than if you remained unsummoned.
--[X] As this mortal has performed a great service to the forces of order, you shall hear if she has a request that does not infringe upon your ordering of the world.
---[X] Perhaps she may prove worthy of even becoming an acolyte of the forces of Order after further observation.
 
[X] This mortal has brought you forth into a world of chaos and disorder.
-[X] This will surely allow you to spread order much more readily than if you remained unsummoned.
--[X] As this mortal has performed a great service to the forces of order, you shall hear if she has a request that does not infringe upon your ordering of the world.
---[X] Perhaps she may prove worthy of even becoming an acolyte of the forces of Order after further observation.

Huh I like this write-in.
 
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I Ask of You Are you my Master?
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    • A scene plays through your head, a girl in shining silver armour facing a boy with red hair in a moonlit room. You shift your right foot a little forwards and tilt your head to you are looking down at her and hope you're projecting the right regal air.

    "I ask of you, are you my Master?" Your voice is a low screech, like two crystals grinding against each other. The woman blinks at you in shock before pulling herself up and trying to look down her nose at you. She fails miserably.

    "Yes, yes I am and I..." you turn and start walking away. Half of your mind is clamouring that you ignore her and leave. You should return to....

    "Come back! You haven't answered me!" The woman shouts after you. "I command you, I summoned you and you will answer me!" She has a very shrill, piercing voice. Yeah, you don't like that. Maybe answering will get her to be quiet and stop chasing you or ordering you to do things.

    You turn back to her, tilting your head to look down your nonexistent nose. "Statement," you rumble in your strange crystal on crystal voice. "I am I. Statement, I am I. Query, what are you? Query, what are you?" She did ask twice after all and you feel amused at her undignified squeak.

    Maybe you can shock her some more. Quickly you hunt around in the grass for some stones. You find a couple and....

    Oh god, oh god no! Why is That song stuck in your head? You still in horror at the cacophony in your head. No, you can't stand it. It needs to be released to the world.

    Just a pity you don't have a multicoloured afro to wear to convey the true horror inside your head to the rest of the world. Mechanically, barely realising what you're doing you throw the stones in the air one after the other.

    "Dah, dah, dada, dah, dah, dada Circus! Dah, dah, dada, dah, dah, dada Afro! Circus, Afro! Circus, Afro! Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot Afro!" You boom at the top of your voice, scaring birds from the trees in huge flocks.

    The woman stares, one eyebrow twitching. You stop singing only once you've repeated the whole damn song twice. The woman's whole face it twitching in time with the terrible, terrible song.

    "What in the name of the Nine was that!?" She screeches. The few birds that had come back take off again in a clatter of wings.

    [ ] What now?

    Just to reiterate. You aren't a Knight of Order you're SV mind-sharing with a Knight of Order. Don't listen to him, his plans have a high chance of ending the quest via Jyggalag interrupt.
     
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    • [X] "I am mentally compromised, subject to a throng of dischordant voices."
    -[X] "Good luck on whatever you wanted us for, toots."

    Edit: It we achieved unanimity, we could conceivably act in a semi-reasonable fashion.
     
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    Oh... That's what's going on.

    [X] "This is what you get for playing with Deadric spells above your level. We are the SV Legion. For we are many. As are our goals, and our knowledge. Though I shall say one thing, one of us is out to prove something."
    -[X] Hug the Mer. She doesn't seem to be one of those Thalmor assholes.
     
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    I see.

    so, no matter what the votes are... we do all of them...

    Dis gon be gud (where the hell is that gif?)
     
    [x]"I am Twitch Plays a Knight of Order. A new interactive approach to Sheogroan madness. Patent pending."
     
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    I have been bound by one unworthy. I must attempt to end the binding and return to my Lords side.

    [X] Impale the Mer.
     
    [X] "if you wish for the power you seek, there's a statue of a well dressed man northwest of Leyawiin. you will need a cabbage, a ball of twine and a soul gem..."

    for those who don't know, this is the start of the sheogorath route...
     
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    [X] Impale the Mer.

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! I AM DEAMON, AND I THIRST FOR BLOOD!
     
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    [X] "I am Twitch Plays a Knight of Order. A new interactive approach to Sheogroan madness. Patent pending."
     
    AbZHz101 said:
    Well no, we could vote to hug her instead, and then overrule Order.
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    If there is a mechanism for countermanding other votes, it is not yet apparent, although I guess if we get enough votes for other things, we will just not have time to stab her.

    Edit: :facepalm: nevermind
     
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