- Pronouns
- Exist
What part of Ignore Order Boy, he leads to BAD ENDS did you miss?
Loyalty or No SV you Are the Daedra
- Thread starter Kyrina
- Start date
- Location
- Canada
some people just want to watch the world burn...
- Pronouns
- Exist
We can do that too. But it's such a nicer view with a friend/hostage.
Skewfiend
The Corruptor of All Things
- Location
- The Darkness Behind Your Eyes
I should have.
jaiveer00
Siding With Thanos
- Location
- The Beginning and The End
[X] berate her for doing stupid shit like summoning above her level
-[X] proceed to give an improptu lecture on proper summoning protocol, only to segway into an explaination of how the Thalmor are unwittingly doing Mehrunes Dagon's bidding.
-[X] proceed to give an improptu lecture on proper summoning protocol, only to segway into an explaination of how the Thalmor are unwittingly doing Mehrunes Dagon's bidding.
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D.D. Spectator
Strongest in the land
- Location
- Unknown
[X] "It was a song. Next is dancing."
-[x] Force her to tango with you.
--[x] Don't impale her.
- Location
- Australia
[X] Dance with her instead of impaling her.
- Location
- Portsmouth
this mortal clearly needs phrases repeated for her to understand them
[X] "clarification: "Dah, dah, dada, dah, dah, dada Circus! Dah, dah, dada, dah, dah, dada Afro! Circus, Afro! Circus, Afro! Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot Afro!"
[X] "clarification: "Dah, dah, dada, dah, dah, dada Circus! Dah, dah, dada, dah, dah, dada Afro! Circus, Afro! Circus, Afro! Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot Afro!"
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Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
Not all his actions will lead to Bad Ends. I doubt this will, unless we follow it up with Order stuff.
- Pronouns
- Exist
We break the contract and we end up back in Order Land.
Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
- Pronouns
- Exist
But both Dagon and Molag Bal are assholes. They're my prime targets!Then we kill things there!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
Them next.
- Pronouns
- Exist
But first we need to replenish our supply of Scabs... Scamps... Same thing.
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Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
Killing solves every problem.
Lord Platypus
Probably Not a Real Platypus
- Location
- Smelling your hair
[X] Impale the Mer.
Indeed it does.
Vaalintine
Wild Wondorous Wolfalope
[X] berate her for doing stupid shit like summoning above her level
-[X] proceed to give an improptu lecture on proper summoning protocol, only to segway into an explaination of how the Thalmor are unwittingly doing Mehrunes Dagon's bidding.
Given the Thalmor's end goal involves destroying the world, it IS technically correct.
-[X] proceed to give an improptu lecture on proper summoning protocol, only to segway into an explaination of how the Thalmor are unwittingly doing Mehrunes Dagon's bidding.
Given the Thalmor's end goal involves destroying the world, it IS technically correct.
- Location
- Somewhere
[X] Impale the Mer in the right elbow.
Ψυχή
Beyond my wingbeats lie the fate of all worlds...
- Location
- Void between SB and SV
[X] berate her for doing stupid shit like summoning above her level
-[X] proceed to give an improptu lecture on proper summoning protocol, only to segway into an explaination of how the Thalmor are unwittingly doing Mehrunes Dagon's bidding.
YES
-[X] proceed to give an improptu lecture on proper summoning protocol, only to segway into an explaination of how the Thalmor are unwittingly doing Mehrunes Dagon's bidding.
YES
- Location
- Canada
[X] berate her for doing stupid shit like summoning above her level
-[X] proceed to give an improptu lecture on proper summoning protocol, only to segway into an explaination of how the Thalmor are unwittingly doing Mehrunes Dagon's bidding.
better than the alternatives.
-[X] proceed to give an improptu lecture on proper summoning protocol, only to segway into an explaination of how the Thalmor are unwittingly doing Mehrunes Dagon's bidding.
better than the alternatives.
WanderingEye
smol skeleton
We need another song
[X] sing
Preferably with the moves.
[X] sing
Preferably with the moves.
Stabbity
Kyrina
A Simple Merchant of Mirrors
- Location
- England
Cold logic overtakes you and, despite the majority of yourself screaming not to, you draw a crystalline sword from your armour. It glints dully in the light of the sun. The elf takes a step back, comprehension dawning on her face as absolute terror.
You raise the sword over your head, step so you're towering over the elf and smash down....
The crystal sword buries itself in the ground and the elf starts laughing. She's more than a little hysterical. "Y-You thought that would actually w-work! W-What use would a bound daedra be if they could just kill their master and leave!" Well that's useful to know and the cold, crystalline feeling washes away.
Right.
"Do you have any idea how stupid pulling this shit is?" You ask, leaving your sword buried in the dirt to place your hands roughly where you think your hips are. "Performing a summoning spell that's way over your level? You're fucking lucky you didn't screw up so bad I could kill you." It turns out this crashing crystal voice is actually really good at sounding sassy.
The woman opens and closes her mouth repeatedly like a fish.
"You should have had, like, a dozen enchanted rings of conjuration on you. Not to mention the magicka potions and the summoning circle carved with runes. Honestly this is kind of embarrassing, especially for a High Elf. I mean come on you people are supposed to be good at the magic thing." The elf opposite you is slowly but steadily turning an alarming shade of red.
"I mean at least those morons unwittingly aiding Mehrunes bloody Dagon end the freaking world have some idea of how to summon with style. What was that name... oh yeah! Thalmor! If those idiots had summoned me... us... whatever, anyway point is they would have done it properly." You nod firmly and fold your arms across your chest.
"Be quiet you impudent creature!" The elf roars. Her voice is shrill but really rather powerful and you feel like your ears should be aching. "There was nothing wrong with my spell! I did everything the scroll said to! You're just... just an anomaly! And when you die or get un-summoned I'll just do it again and get a proper bound daedra to help me destroy the Dark Brotherhood!" Her face has turned very read, you think she might have busted a couple of blood vessels with that shout.
"Wait... what did you mean about the Thalmor helping Mehrunes Dagon end the world? Who'd give those prats any real power?" Oh... so she doesn't know about that. Um....
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Right, here's how this voting thing is gonna work. I find the options with the most votes and work downwards from there until a 'sane' character does something to interrupt the chain. General thread attitude matters as well, if everyone's chatting about how doing vote Y is a terrible idea then I'll be more likely to ignore it in favour of the next vote in the chain.
You raise the sword over your head, step so you're towering over the elf and smash down....
The crystal sword buries itself in the ground and the elf starts laughing. She's more than a little hysterical. "Y-You thought that would actually w-work! W-What use would a bound daedra be if they could just kill their master and leave!" Well that's useful to know and the cold, crystalline feeling washes away.
Right.
"Do you have any idea how stupid pulling this shit is?" You ask, leaving your sword buried in the dirt to place your hands roughly where you think your hips are. "Performing a summoning spell that's way over your level? You're fucking lucky you didn't screw up so bad I could kill you." It turns out this crashing crystal voice is actually really good at sounding sassy.
The woman opens and closes her mouth repeatedly like a fish.
"You should have had, like, a dozen enchanted rings of conjuration on you. Not to mention the magicka potions and the summoning circle carved with runes. Honestly this is kind of embarrassing, especially for a High Elf. I mean come on you people are supposed to be good at the magic thing." The elf opposite you is slowly but steadily turning an alarming shade of red.
"I mean at least those morons unwittingly aiding Mehrunes bloody Dagon end the freaking world have some idea of how to summon with style. What was that name... oh yeah! Thalmor! If those idiots had summoned me... us... whatever, anyway point is they would have done it properly." You nod firmly and fold your arms across your chest.
"Be quiet you impudent creature!" The elf roars. Her voice is shrill but really rather powerful and you feel like your ears should be aching. "There was nothing wrong with my spell! I did everything the scroll said to! You're just... just an anomaly! And when you die or get un-summoned I'll just do it again and get a proper bound daedra to help me destroy the Dark Brotherhood!" Her face has turned very read, you think she might have busted a couple of blood vessels with that shout.
"Wait... what did you mean about the Thalmor helping Mehrunes Dagon end the world? Who'd give those prats any real power?" Oh... so she doesn't know about that. Um....
[ ] Write in
Right, here's how this voting thing is gonna work. I find the options with the most votes and work downwards from there until a 'sane' character does something to interrupt the chain. General thread attitude matters as well, if everyone's chatting about how doing vote Y is a terrible idea then I'll be more likely to ignore it in favour of the next vote in the chain.
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D.D. Spectator
Strongest in the land
- Location
- Unknown
[x] Whistle innocently
jaiveer00
Siding With Thanos
- Location
- The Beginning and The End
[X] oh those assholes are always doing some stupid shit, like assassinating an emperor and replacing him with a cult leader. yeah like that would go well. the cult leader served dagon in exchange for immortality. that would keep him alive for the next 5 minutes until the world ended. fucking cultists.