Life Ore Death
* November 17 [Artemis PoV]
A jolt of shock lanced down my spine at the sound of Robin's laughter, echoing from around the corner. Yeah, it was reassuring in one sense, because I hadn't heard it all that often since the Disappearance Disaster, and it suggested things were getting back to normal.
On the other hand, this was Gotham Academy mid Wednesday morning, and the Boy Wonder wasn't supposed to be anywhere around.
I spun, raced back around the corner, and scanned the courtyard warily.
'Nothing. Was I just imagining it…? Okay, no, stop self-deluding Artemis,' I chastened,
'it's not helping. It was faint, but I heard Robin's laugh.' I double-checked my cellphone and the League communicator.
'Nothing. So….'
'My options are: 1) I imagined it because my mind is playing tricks on me. 2) Someone who sounds like Robin goes to Gotham Academy. 3) Robin is at Gotham Academy for some Bat business I'm not in on. 4) Robin is at Gotham Academy for innocuous reasons, i.e., he goes here.'
It wasn't the first time I'd considered the thought, but this time I didn't dismiss it as quickly as I had in the past. Gotham was a big city, home to I wasn't sure
how many million people, and I'd figured the odds of encountering Robin's identity out of uniform were slim-to-none, assuming he even had one. Now that I knew he knew my ID, and had admitted he knew from before I told the Team….
'Okay, question time: do I really want to go there? If Robin keeps his identity secret because it could compromise Batman, I'd risk being able to expose them both if I ever got captured or a telepath got to me – which almost happened once in Bialya already.'
'On the flip side, if I can figure out Robin's secret identity, I should so I could tell him how I knew, and he can keep other people from figuring it out the same way. He's said Batman isn't his dad, and if that's true, as long as I don't dig too deep into his family situation or social circles I should be able to ignore any evidence of Batman's secret identity. …Maybe. …Okay, maybe this is not a good idea.'
'But…' I turned around and headed back toward Homeroom, turning the idea over.
'I know Robin isn't happy about keeping his secret identity secret from everyone now that he's the only one keeping secrets on the Team. I don't have to look up his family situation or address to just know his first name, and having someone to confide it in at all might help him take a load off. …No, I'm rationalizing it,' I dismissed.
I knew I could come up with any number of reason why violating the Boy Wonder's trust and privacy was 'for his own good,' but that didn't mean the reasons were true or that doing it was right. And I could find more than a little irony in the realization that I was thinking of doing more turncoat-mole activities now that I had exposed my dark secrets than when I was still wondering if I'd ever have to run back to Dad.
'Of course you were; unless you're in a take-them-with-you situation you need to be safe from harm before you can worry about harming or helping anyone else,' observed a voice in my head that sounded a little like Superman mixed with a cop from my snitch duty time.
I'd briefly become a little worried about the occasional voices of people popping into my head, but after Halloween I had M'gann check me out, followed by Martian Manhunter to confirm it was harmless. About 8% of all human have an unconscious that talks like that, it seemed.
"I don't suppose I could copy your Algebra Two answers?" Bette asked as I slid into a seat beside her. She stifled a yawn.
I grimaced. "Not enough time; I had to draw out three pain-in-the-ass graphs, but peek if you think you can." I opened my folder.
"Thanks a-," She yawned again. "-million."
'What's got her so exhausted?' I wondered. There were plenty of options, including the currently popular 'I couldn't sleep because of nightmares from the Disappearance Disaster and its consequences,' but this still struck me as odd.
'I think… it's just a little too new….'
"You didn't sleep well last night?" I prodded.
"Huh? Oh, just temperature difficulties in my bed," she dismissed airily. "You know, one blanket is too light but two is sweaty."
'Okay, Bette usually doesn't do air-head like that, so something's up… I'll leave it for now,' I decided as our overweight, gray-haired teacher called us to order and the bell rang.
"Bette, you know I'll help you if you need it?" I checked quietly.
'Oh, brilliant, because the scholarship kid can fix something better than the Kane family can, sure.' "Or, you know, I might be able to think of something you're missing; street smarts, all that," I added self-consciously.
"I'll keep you in mind, but it's nothing," Bette assured me. "Present," she added when Mrs. Cotillion called her name.
'Looks like today's another backwards day,' I assessed. Mrs. Cotillion liked to do things out of the usual order on occasion, and messing with the alphabet was one of her favorites. It also made for interesting Lit class discussions when she had us read a book's fifth or sixth chapter without any prior context, and have a talk about the things we could infer from context clues.
That was one of the biggest differences from Gotham North public high school: all the teachers and staff actually gave a damn and were invested in their students' well-beings. Even the scholarship kids. No one was counting days until retirement or secure in tenure. There had even been almost none of the poverty-shaming I'd expected; sure, there were some sly comments and plenty of snide ego-wanking, but I only got a little more of it than all the rich kids did to each other, and overall it was far less nasty the Gotham North normally had been.
'Probably because people actually care,' I assessed again, later, letting my mind wander while my legs led the way to 4th period chemistry.
Except that sounded too nice and optimistic, so I tried to nail down an explanation, eyeing the teachers who were eyeing the hall.
'It's partly that they're paid to care and held accountable, so anyone who doesn't want to be here couldn't stay to leech pay,' I half-decided,
'and partly that the school is worried about lawsuits if any students get hurt by each other. Yeah, that sounds more accurate.'
'Not that I've got anyone to… well, actually, bringing it up with Babs and Dick couldn't hurt, and he'd know if Mr. Wayne's scholarship included filing lawsuits on a student's behalf. Bette would probably have her own ideas on it too….'
'Ugh. Speaking of the scholarship, I've got to write that blurb,' I noted for later, remembering the stray thought that prompted this bout of introspection. Then Mr. Wilson started talking about the Noble Gases, and I needed to take down notes on it.
Other than Emanuel's goof with a Bunsen Burner, class passed without incident.
When lunch came around, I claimed an empty table and started tapping away at my data pad's keyboard function as I ate. Bette knew what I was working on, so she moved off to sit with other friends. Barbara didn't, and settled down with her tray beside me.
"What're you working on?" she asked. I tilted the screen and scrolled to show her the title. "Oooh, yeah, the advertising essay. Glad I got mine already out of the way. Want me to proofread when you're further along?"
"Thanks. Where's Dick today?" I asked idly, tapping away to fill up a word count with explanation of why this place rocked.
It was part of my scholarship requirement; I had to contribute a brief article for prospective inclusion in an explanatory booklet.
"Off at a Mathlete team meet thing."
"Still sure you don't want to join up and see more of him?" I teased lightly. Barbara didn't quite blush, but it was a close thing.
"It would cut into my gymnastics practice," she dismissed. "People think we could get to the Junior Olympics this year. I'd invite you to join…."
"But my other 'after hours activities' take up too much time already," I finished. "Besides, I'm more martial arts-y, aren't I?"
"Yeah," Barbara agreed carelessly. She paused significantly. "So speaking of after hours… anything interesting?"
I glanced around. "I met Queen Perdita before she left the country," I whispered, smiling, "and 'Karen' is out of her wheelchair more."
"Both are awesome," Barbara intoned solemnly.
She had dropped her possession of surreptitious evidence about my activities on Monday after the Disappearance Disaster, when I'd been a bit of a wreck and Renka was still comatose. I'd blown her off almost violently, and forgot to think about it with everything else on my plate, but 2 days ago she'd shown up again with news footage of Artemis and Green Arrow on an Ice Fortress, enhanced to show my face in better detail, and cornered me on whether or not she should tell our friends about the uncanny resemblance.
I folded.
In the aftermath of everything involving the Ice Fortresses and Queen Perdita I was riding too high to worry about it, and it was alright in the end. Babs was more reasonable about not being included when I listed off all the reasons why telling the vulnerable target that was Commissioner Gordon's daughter too many details, but I'd agreed to share innocuous things and not tell any of the Justice League that she'd figured me out. In exchange, she'd keep me as her main source of hero info and refrain from trying to jump into more things on her own.
Two days in, it was working out so far, and she'd dropped everything I asked her to ignore.
"Wait, Perdita left on Monday, right? Why didn't you bring this up then or yesterday?" she asked.
I rolled my eyes. "'cause you were too busy grilling me about the past to talk about recent events? And it was after school ended on Monday."
"Oh." The brilliant redhead thought that over. "So, do you think there's ever going to be a more complete press release, where Ferris can take responsibility for saving everyone from the disaster? Or is it not happening? Most people don't know if she's even alive."
"Definitely still alive, but recovering slowly, and I'm not certain how well she's handling it," I admitted. "She still has to use crutches or the chair to go further than in the same room, but she can stand unaided again. I'm not sure if she's genuinely her usual serene self about all this, or if she's hiding it under a pretty face and pretending," I admitted, because I saw it going either way.
"I thought you said she wasn't good at lying," Barbara objected, remembering the bits I'd mentioned while she grilled me for an hour on Monday between my admittance to her and when I needed to go to the Mountain for the meeting with Queen Perdita.
"Depends," I decided on as a good answer. "She rarely does any deception or straight lying to us, because she prefers to say she doesn't want to discuss it and ask that we drop the subject, but she's also a killer actress if you give her time to make a script."
"Makes sense," Barbara said, nodding slowly. "Well, I hope she gets better. Incoming," she added shortly.
"Will do," I promised, turning to look at whoever had come over.
'I know him. We… have Lit and Chemistry together. His name's Ryan, right?'
"Hello, um, Artemis?" he greeted nervously, swiping one hand through his short brown hair.
"Ryan, right? We both have Lit," I greeted, holding out a hand. He took my hand after a moment of staring at it.
We'd never really talked outside of book discussions in class, and I couldn't remember him saying anything interesting on those topics.
'
Not that most of my classmates say much; I'm one of, like, four people who actually have opinions about this stuff,' I considered.
"And we have chemistry," he agreed, and then started sputtering about it. Barbara cackled, and I waved off his apologies.
"Pun not intended, no worries. Not even a top ten foot-in-mouth moments I've run across. What's up?" I asked blithely. "Forget the reading?"
"I- um, right," he managed after a moment. "Okay, I know we don't know each other well, and this sort of comes out of nowhere…."
"
Oooh, Artemis is getting a confession," Barbara laughed again. "How about I just leave you two lovebirds ah, ah, ah-!"
"
Down freshie, and get your mind out of the gutter," I grumbled, pulling on her earlobe to keep her here.
"Actually, she's, uh, kind of right," he admitted, which threw me for a loop.
'What?'
"What?" I repeated out loud, not too loudly.
"Um." Ryan swallowed nervously. "I knew what I wanted to say, and now I'm… okay, can I just try to get through this?"
I nodded evenly, my mind to blank to think much about it. I did my best to just listen and not feel uncomfortable.
"Sure," I allowed calmly.
"Right. Okay, so one, I swear, this is not a pity date. I think you're pretty, I know you're smart from what you say in class, especially about that disagreeing translation thing with the Odyssey, and even if we don't work out I think you'd be a pretty cool friend."
"Thhhanks," I said carefully. Maybe I should have said he'd be a cool friend too, but he kept talking before it occurred to me.
"So, the Kane family are throwing a gala next Tuesday and I'm invited. It's for women's shelters- um, I didn't think of you because of the shelter thing, it's because I know you know Greek from Lit class and there might be Wonder Woman or a few Amazons there," he babbled quickly. I just kept nodding absently. "But, uh, are you interested in going? With me? Like, on a date?" he asked hopefully.
"I…" I drew the sound out, not even really aware I hadn't let go of Barbara. "Give me a second." I closed my eyes and took a breath.
'Of all the times I really would've liked super-powers, this is one where I'd kill for – what was it – one of Renka's zinc-minds? This is not how I expected my day to be going.' I let go of Barbara's ear to rub the bridge of my nose, took another deep breath, and gave an answer.
"Okay," I said slowly, "my turn to say something complicated, so, uh… let me just try to get through this?" I requested uneasily.
Ryan gave a hopeful smile. "Sure."
"Right, thanks." I rubbed the bridge of my nose again. "Okay… so, I don't know you very well, but you're nervous and not a jerk, so I've got nothing to hold against you. I don't want to say 'no'. If you'd asked me last week I'd probably say 'sure' without any of this worrying."
'Great, lying already,' I grumbled.
'What a great way to handle this when I might start to like him. But, hero stuff pops up too often for....'
"Damn, I didn't know about the party last week," he dismissed with a huffed laugh. I thought it sounded slightly forced.
"…Right."
'I need to find my train of thought. …Right, found it.' "The thing is, this guy I know and sort of like, maybe, just got up the guts to ask me, and we're going on our first date this Saturday." I ignored the hissed breath of Barbara's suppressed squee. "It could be we'll want to kill each other so we crash and burn, in which case I'd be happy to go with you."
'Pretty sure I'm missing a few words there, but hell I don't want to repeat this.' "But we might also get along-,"
'I hope.' "-in which case it'd be really shitty of me to go out with another guy right after that.
"If you don't mind keeping it platonic," I finished, settling on what hoped I wanted to convey, "then if Wally and I hit it off I could still check if he didn't mind me going with you next week, but if you like me that doesn't really sound fair to you, you know?" I cringed for more than one reason. "If you want to keep the offer open I can update you on Sunday, but if there's another girl you'd like to ask, then more power to you."
'
I hope I didn't come off like a bitch. Talk about shitty timing.' It took me a second to dare to look at Ryan.
'Not happy, not upset….'
"Let me give you my number," he said finally, bending over to scribble it down. "Either way, I meant what I said about liking your smarts and your sense of humor. I'll ask some other people who might be interested too, and we'll see how it goes. Text me on Sunday, and if things work out, awesome. If not…" He shot me a slightly forced grin, and tossed my words back at me. "More power to ya."
"Sure." '
Great, my smile probably looks totally plastic.' "Thanks," I finished awkwardly. Ryan nodded and walked off. He turned a corner.
I sagged that this unexpected bit of awfulness was finally over.
I got to enjoy the sweet, blissful silence for almost ten seconds.
Then Barbara jabbed a finger into me.
"You," she declared slowly and gleefully, "have a date this Saturday. Why did you not mention this?" She looked just a little manic.
'Shit. Shit. And I don't want to talk about Wally's identity… Okay, how can I get her to drop this? Guilt her…?'
"Because it's not hero business," I grumbled faux-bitterly at her, "and that's all you ever want to talk about recently."
'Please buy it.'
Barbara slid back a few inches, hands raised defensively, and her mouth opened.
"Uh…"
Nothing came out.
Starting to wonder if I should run to the restroom and let our awkwardness cool off, I fiddled with my half-eaten apple.
"Okay," she said finally, "you've got a point. Sorry. I just… no, I already told you all my… Right. I'll let up on asking. So… makeover Friday or Saturday to get you ready?" I smirked at her in that gleeful way that only comes from having the full, awesome truth on your side.
"Not really. If I was having one, you'd have to fight Miss Em for it," I hinted obliquely, "but Wally told me not to gussy up all pretty. I'm supposed to wear some clothes I wouldn't mind having destroyed, which is fine, since I'm more a monster truck kind of girl any way."
"Dammit," Barbara mumbled. "Fine, but if you don't need one for the first time and a teammate dibs the next one, I want to do your makeover for the third date, if you have one. Or for the dance with Ryan, or whatever. My fashion sense isn't half bad, I'm good to thrift if we can't mooch off of Dick's card. Speaking of Dick he learned to do make-up for performers in the circus and will make you look amazing."
"Really?" I wondered blankly.
'Why does that sound familiar…? No way, I've seen him klutz out like 3 times, and his throwing arm just sucks.'
I had noticed a few similarities between him and Robin, but way more differences total, and I was pretty sure Robin was homeschooled.
"Started in the circus, learned a bit more with a favorite babysitter, and we did some for dress up when we were younger," Barbara confirmed smugly. "My blackmail photos are
incredible. Now, what's this Wally guy like? Is he someone's secr- no, sorry, sorry, not going to ask, but how did you meet? Is he buff, or do you go for brains, or is he just a pretty face? Cute butt? How tall is he?" she rattled off perkily.
'Aaargh, make it stop make it stop make it stop,' my brain pleaded tearfully.
'I know she's going overboard on purpose but ugh.'
"No, he's not on the Team," I lied, because if I didn't deny it then Barbara was sure to assume he was someone's secret identity. "We met at a beach party over the summer and shared phone numbers. He's a bit short of a six-pack, but he kills at volleyball and could give our mutual friend Dick the midget a run for his Mathlete money. And… he… he makes me laugh," I admitted. '
About as much he frustrates me.'
My perky friend's eyes widened, and she inhaled sharply. "What does he look like? Wally, right? Have any pictures?" Babs asked eagerly.
"Whoa girl. We haven't exactly been exchanging cheesecake shots, but let me see…" I waved her off as I flipped through my phone's memory. I thought I had a few photos of Wally that should be civilian safe, but mostly I didn't take pictures around the Mountain…
'Huh. I can't remember when I took this one, but it seems safe enough as long as I don't let her swipe to the next. Even darkens his hair a bit.'
We'd gone out for pizza as a team one night, maybe after a game where M'gann performed or something, and I'd tried taking pictures of Wally's eating out of a sense of morbid curiosity. As it so happened, he was too fast for the camera to get much clear, but the very first photo was of his wide eyes goggling at the pizza in front of him right before he dove down to feed. The lighting angle even muted his hair color, so she wouldn't have any reason to put together the two brilliant redheads and conclude he was Kid Flash.
"Here, this is the goofball." I passed my phone over and waited for Barbara's judgment.
And waited.
And… waited.
'Why doesn't she say something?'
"Oh. Mygod."
"Barbara?" I asked uncertainly.
'Her eyes should not be getting that wide. Please don't let me have blown anything.' "You okay?"
"Artemis." Still visibly shocked, she looked up to stare me in the eyes. "
This is Wally." She took a deep breath. "You're dating
Wally."
"I… said that was his name, right?"
'Okay, seriously weird vibes here. Does she know him, or what?' "Seriously, Babs, what's up?"
"This is
Wally." She said it very significantly. I decided to stop playing along or playing dumb, and just gave her a mild, sour glare.
"Yes, Barbara, I know who I'm going on a date with this weekend. I've known him for a few months. Now how do
you know him?"
"He's Dick's friend." I blinked at that. "Seriously, they met when he beat Dick at some Mathlete competition, so Dick demanded his number for a rematch and they've been friends ever since. He lives in Keystone but he comes to visit his grandparents in Gotham once or twice a month, so he and Dick hang out a lot. Corny jokes, flirts with everything in a skirt or tight top, and never stops eating? That Wally?"
'I'm pretty sure the grandparents thing is a lie, but it would explain how he could run here… or heck, he could probably just use the Zeta Tubes, duh. He even admitted he knew the area around Gotham's Zeta Tubes and could find my house from all the times he visited… Rob… in….'
"O
kay," I said a little too loudly, desperate to move the conversation on. "Barbara, if you're serious about this, that he's a friend of Dick's from Mathlete stuff, then I want you to
promise me you won't tell Dick about this."
"But-,"
"No buts," I insisted firmly. "Wally knows where I go to school and he never mentioned anything. Dick doesn't-
shouldn't know there's anyone I'm dating."
'But Robin does, and ooohh…' I let a wicked smile cross my lips. "I am going to use this to troll them
so hard…."
Barbara just stared blankly at me.
"…I'll keep quiet, but promise you'll take pictures," she requested finally. "Pretty please?"
"I'll tell you the whole story when it's over with," I lied.
'Damn it's getting too easy to do that.'
She dropped the subject and we went back to talking about my article, but I didn't get a lot of it done. My head was too busy spinning with the recent revelations, although I pled that I was brainstorming my payback when Babs called me on it.
'It's even almost true; I need to figure out how to handle this. …Shit. Ooooooh, 'We'll laugh about this someday' indeed, you little troll.'
The bell rang, and I headed off to my social studies class with
ideas filling up my head.