Life Ore Death
* Thanagar Trip, day 6 [Jimmy PoV]
"You mean, they have to be in this room and this room alone as punishment? For… a week?"
"Yeah, that's pretty much the gist of 'imprisonment,'" I assured the pretty Cipitrina college-student-equivalent seriously. "Though there are a couple of possible variations, depending on how bad the punishment is," I continued, sweeping my gaze dramatically around the table, making sure to meet the eyes of all five people sitting with me.
After the warrants went out on Day 4 of our visit, some kind of ambush almost caught us in the wilderness early in Day 5; Thanagar had satellite imaging of the area where we'd been, but if it was reliable or descriptive then I wasn't getting to see it. My point being, the rest of Day 5 was spent with government guys, investigations… I was a witness, but none of us were asked a lot of questions, since 'recorded tracker data is more reliable than eye witness testimony, unless we need impressions, assumptions, and guesses.'
I totally got that, because even before my interest in reporting my high school had done eyewitness fallibility awareness seminars, plus I'd seen the
Monkey Business Illusion and the
Test Your Awareness: Whodunnit video, but it still felt annoying for some reason.
My point being that most of our fifth day on Thanagar just dragged on until I got the okay to go look around (with guide
and a discrete guard), at which point I decided to try finding the Luck's Nightclub (if that's what it's name even was) again.
It… wasn't where I remembered it being, but I'd been so sloshed I didn't remember how I even got back to the room afterward, so me not remembering earlier things made sense. In the end, I couldn't find the club, but I found Mr. Eblis.
His name was
Eblis O'Shaunessy, which sounded really human, and he looked human too, not Thanagarian, but he said his life 'began near the outskirts of the Necropolis Letharge,' which was some place that specialized in… exporting funeral traditions or something. I didn't quite get all the details on whether it was a city, a nation, or an entire Planet of Hats aimed at funeral rites.
Eblis had been in Thanagar because he was interested in their lack of funerary traditions; the government carted corpses off as medical cadavers after an inspection for foul play and mulched the remains for fertilizer when that was done, it seemed.
Anyway, I got him to agree to talk to Renka, but he was, like, doing the equivalent of guest lectures at a local university, and we kind of got pulled in, and after all the classes the three of us and Hawkman had ended up at some café with a drink that got me tipsy.
Just tipsy and loose, not drunk. Alcohol equivalent drinks were restricted, and something was niggling me about that, but hey….
Anyway, Renka and Eblis had answered some questions before most of the students ended up trickling out; now they were off in a corner talking about things while Hawkman hung perched on the wall with a drink, and I had five Thanagarians at a round table with me.
Speaking of which, I should introduce them:
To my left was Isamot Kol, a peach-toned male Lizarkon who'd soon be entering formal military service.
To his left sat Mel Samoth, a female Cipitrina who looked like life had kicked her hard in the past under her helmet, with glittering wings.
To her left sat Silmarin Jarl, the brunette Cipitrina girl who looked like she wanted to hurl as she thought about imprisonment.
To her left sat Amass, a female Lizarkon who'd decorated her bright green scales with sky blue body paint.
To her left (my right,) sat More Talak, a male Cipitrina studying computer programming and program monitoring.
"What a weak stomach," Isamot laughed, toasting her with his glass. To me he asked, "Do Earth's punishments only last a week?"
"No, not really," I denied. '
How do I answer this…? Got it!' "In my country, America, there are two types of crimes," I explained, "and two types of prisons. Or, well… Let's start with just the two: misdemeanors, which aren't that serious, and felonies, which are. A misdemeanor might be something like parking a car – that's a vehicle we use on roads because flying is a
big deal and pretty expensive on Earth – in a zone where it's illegal to park, or letting your dog make a mess in a public park. Felonies are the bad crimes.
"I think the difference is the cut-off point for the length of punishment, if you get imprisoned," I continued. "Misdemeanors
can get someone fined money for the public inconvenience, and they
can get you imprisoned for up to a year, but the sentences
usually top out around thirty days, unless you're a repeat offender.
"Felonies can get you imprisoned for more than year; sometimes for the rest of your life, if it's murder or something. That's the big difference, I think. Even after you've been punished for a felony, you still have longer after-effects; I heard that Thanagar is big on voting? Convicted felons can't vote until ten years after they've finished their sentence, unless the government gives them permission."
That part got everyone looking skeptical.
"Earth will imprison people for the rest of their lives? Beheading is quicker and easier," Isamot asserted dismissively.
"You mentioned two types of prisons," Mel tossed out before I could say anything about capital punishment. "What are they?"
"I'd expect they're for the two types of crimes," Amass suggested.
"Very close. The two types of prison are jails and penitentiaries. Jails, I think, can only legally hold someone for up to one month, unless there's a long trial that's still ongoing. Um. Maybe," I mumbled. "Penitentiaries are the large, heavily guarded prisons for after prisoners have been sentenced, especially if they're serving time for more than a year."
"Wait. Wait," Silmarin mumbled, swaying a little. "Whaaa… What did you mean 'after they get sentenced,' like, is there a before?"
"Yeah." My mind was a bit loopy, but I pulled my focus together. "So, what happens in Thanagar when someone is suspected of a crime, but the police need more time to gather evidence and charge someone, or if the trial is still going on? So the crook won't run away?"
"They get slapped with a direct tracker, and an alert is attached to their signature, face, and name so that people know they aren't allowed to travel certain distances even if they somehow slip the tracker," More explained. "I'm wearing one right now at the moment," he admitted, tapping a large metal donut wrapped around the base of his left wing. "Someone I had a long conversation with turned out to be involved in that business with the spy, so they're making sure I wasn't receiving or passing on any information illegally."
"…Huh. There's a lot bigger stigma with jail and suspicions of crime on Earth," I admitted. There were a lot of problems with our penal system, profiling, parole check-ins… I took another big drink. "I'm empty, can someone get me another of these? Thanks."
"Thanks for talking with us. Do you know anything about what your… fellow visitor mentioned about study exchanges?" Mel asked.
"I think she's still in the process of setting it up, and it might not get off the ground, if you know what I mean. Thanagar and Earth both have to be willing, and… I hate to say it, but there're still some pretty big problems a lot of Earth people have with aliens. It's bullshit, because you're all just
people, and humans tend to think and look differently from each other, but it exists, even if it shouldn't," I grumbled.
"Pity. My sister Rhella and a few of her friends all adore alien cultures, and at least one of them really latched onto Earth for whatever reason; she sent me some screaming messages about why hadn't I told her there were Humans visiting campus," Mel mentioned.
"We're here for a few more days, at least; I'd be happy to meet some fans of the planet, and Wren knowing she had kids interested in Earth would go a long way toward that exchange program she's wanting," I volunteered. "You want to introduce us? Or, like, I can give you sharing rights for our contact data if it's not okay for me to just contact them."
"She'd probably give me sharing rights if I told her, but our mother would disapprove," Mel figured.
"Just show me how to set it up," I said, and Isamot leaned over to walk me drunkenly through the methods of sharing data.
"I have a question about names, if that's okay," Amass mentioned while I input commands.
"Hit me," I replied. Silence.
"I'm assuming that was a figure of speech. Was it a yes or a no?" Silmarin asked.
"Uh, yes, you can ask me. Sorry for confusing," I muttered.
"Not your problem, guest," Mel told me.
"I was wondering about Earth naming conventions," Amass told me next. "I… know that alien planets' practices don't always match up with ours, but from what I read about Lantern Hal Harold Jordan, I thought your practices were largely similar. Her name seems to be Heroine Ferris Renka Tindwysra in the proper Enndupar naming style, I thought, but you called her 'Wren'. Is there a reason for that?"
"I… did you just treat 'Heroine' as part of her name?" I asked. Amass, More, and Mel all nodded seriously.
"As hosts, we should explain the Enndupar naming conventions," Isamot declared. "My primary name is Kol. This is a name that belongs only and essentially to me. Prior to it is my secondary name, Isamot, which I am named because it was my father's primary name; he was named Haraal Isamot, and his father was named Tubek Haraal."
"Tertiary names are more descriptive, and they are usually placed prior to a secondary name," Mel continued.
Silmarin waved her wing for attention, swayed, and pointed with her wing to Hawkman, who waved one wing at her.
"He would be Hawkman Katar Hol," she giggled. "I think he has a tangent name, but I forget it."
"Tangent names are more titular," Isamot grunted, signaling for a new drink as well, "and impermanent. They refer to duties: Soldier, Commander, Wingman, Diplomat, Councilor, Professor, and that."
"I'm still a bit fuzzy about ter- about terry- the third names," I objected.
"Primary and secondary names are given by our parents without our input," More answered. "Tertiary names are those we choose ourselves, or those we take up at our friends' suggestions."
"Oh, nicknames! In that case," I declared, "you've got it mixed up a bit. Ferris Wren Renka Tindwysra… No, wait, I got it wrong."
"If I may?" Hawkman suggested, having showed up at some point. The rest of the table dropped into an awed silence around him.
"Yes," Isamot barked, standing up and offering his seat. He sat down again when Hawkman waved him off.
"If you'd care to tell us anything, not to press, but we would be so grateful," Mel agreed quietly. Silmarin swayed and giggled.
"In the most common of Earth's naming traditions," Hawkman began, and I hoped I had something recording this because it would be weird to have an alien's view of Earth culture, and also super cool, "Humans have a given name, personal to them, followed by a family name shared between the many relatives of their family, through the fathers' lines."
"Oh, right! Back a couple hununundred yeash ago," I gushed agreeably, "Only noble families had family names, because they were the only ones worrying about inheritance. Thenenennn… Sorry. Um, water?" I gratefully took the drink from Hawkman and guzzled it.
"Clear head," the JL hero checked, vaguely concerned.
"Yeah, thanks." '
Just what the doctor ordered. …I'm not surprised they have a sober-up drink, or something.' "Noble families started off with family names based around the territories they were in charge of, and then common people started using family names based on profession, or on their parents' names sometimes. The father of a family might be a Smith or a Baker, and he'd take that name, but then the next generation might keep that name even if they didn't do the same job." They turned to Hawkman, so he must've signaled or something.
"Quite. John Smith and his wife might have children named Barry Smith and Samantha Smith," Hawkman rumbled. "Barry Smith and his wife, Iris Baker, might have the children Jacob Smith and Nate Smith. Samanatha Smith might marry Clark Jameson, and their children would be Alex Jameson and Cat Jameson. Does that make sense?"
"It speaks of greater care for longer histories, but also greater attachments and potential problems with outsiders," More assessed.
"Yup," I admitted, "that's most humans in a nutshell."
"Perhaps," Hawkman countered, sort of gently. Then, "To further distinguish themselves, some humans have middle names."
"Those might be the given names of other members of the family," I mentioned, "or just things to make them unique."
"Yes, and nicknames, or codenames such as Ferris, are also different," Hawkman said. "Although, your case is unusual."
"It is," Renka agreed, slipping into the empty hammock beside Silmarin and Mel.
(Thanagarians being not ground-bound, they not only had tables and chairs, but plenty of perches, nooks, wall alcoves, hanging platforms, and hammocks. It was really cool to see, and I'd gotten some good shots.)
"Ah! Not to be rude. I was uncertain how it all fit into it," Amass sort of babbled as she fiddled with her helmet.
I half expected Renka to reach out and stroke or hug her, but close contact was an awkward thing on Thanagar, so she refrained.
"My native culture did not use familial names, but I took mine after my mother, Tindwyl. In your naming tradition," she continued cheerfully, "I would be, I think, Sliver of Entropy Ferris Tindwysra Renka, if I understand the naming of things. Mm, Sliver of Entropy is a more severe title, however, and less impermanent, so it may be more tertiary than tangential. As for 'Wren,' I believe your confusion comes from a translator error: my given name is pronounced 'Ren-ka,' in English, but there is a slightly harsh aspect of the syllable change. To soften it, I have begun to shorten it to only the first syllable, which coincidentally is phonetically the same as the species name of a type of bird in English. When he calls me that, he saying the shortened first syllable, but you are hearing the translated bird name, yes?"
"Oh. That makes more sense," Amass admitted. I frowned as something niggled at me.
"Hey, wait," I said. "Does that mean it didn't translate the word play in some of my jokes, and you all were fake-laughing at me?"
Mel turned sharply to Renka and declared, "I heard you were interested in monastic traditions," to which my girlfriend nodded.
"I thought laughter was the socially appropriate response for humans," Silmarin Jarl said. "It happens often in your media."
"Yes," said Isamot, who I'd thought was a wet blanket for not laughing, but no, he was just honest.
"You," I declared, pointing at Isamot. "Your drinks are on me tonight, for not laughing at me. …If I have enough."
"I will cover it if you can't," Renka promised idly, and I decided to just take it this time, just this once, and let her do that for me. "Mm. Yes, and I suspected you were a student of the Bright Blade school due to your wings. Is this accurate?"
Mel's wings fluttered slightly under her attention.
"Yes, and I could speak with the teachers about a meeting; my sister and her friends would also-,"
"They are the fans of Earth the planet, yes? Thus, they would like to meet me," Renka finished. "I will be happy to speak with them."
"Hrum!" Isamot drummed his claws on the table. "I practice the Three Straight school of fighting. Would you spar with me?"
"If the Hawkman believes it is safe and can explain the rules to me," Renka agreed placidly. I perked up at the thought.
'
I bet this will be a treat.' "Hey, maybe we should sell tickets, or gets some other monk student to come see," I suggested.
"Tomorrow, no earlier. I will make arrangements to see what can be done," the Hawkman intervened.
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* June 27 [Karen PoV]
"There it is," Zee announced as Sphere rounded a mountain-corner-cliff-bend thing. "That's Calakmul."
"Sounds deserted to me," Conner grunted.
"I'm not picking up anything either," Babs agreed, holding some bat-binoculars up to her eyes.
"Great!" I cheered, totally pumped. '
I mean, I'm not hoping we wake up ancient mummies or anything, but this is so cool.' "So how do we want to get started? All in one group, or will we split up, or what?"
"How about…" Zee said slowly, since we were halfway here as a belated birthday present for her. "BG, Conner, you guys stay with Sphere and the tech scanners and circle around for the start. Karen, you're down with me, and we can try that sorcery detection spell here."
"Wait, really? Sweet! Thanks," I cheered, hefting up my backpack again. '
Now I just hope I don't look like an idiot trying.'
They dropped us off on a patch of stone-paved ground, and I shivered as sphere flew away, leaving us outside the environmental protection field that'd kept us warm. '
So glad I wore a sweater and jeans,' I reflected as Zee dug out some chalk, string, etc., from her pack.
"So, the Pigmented Illumination ritual," Zee reviewed. "What do you remember?"
"Uh, not to be a drag, but I've got two other questions first?" I hazarded. She nodded, so I went on. "One, we're here because you want to be here, right? Not because people are doing a pick-me-up after M'gann snitched about me and Mal?"
"If it picks you up, great, but birds, stones, you know," Zee assured me. "And M'gann hasn't snitched, not to me at least…?"
"Great, 'cause I don't wanna talk about it," I said quickly. "Question two… I thought I caught some arguing between Babs and you? Artemis?"
Zatanna sighed, rolled her eyes, and rolled up the sleeves of her hoodie. "Come here and feel my arms, will you?"
"O…kay…" '
What's up with this now?' "Uhh… they're nice? Smooth? Do you moisturize or something?"
"No, and I don't cut either," Zee said, rolling her sleeves down again. I swallowed hard. "Artemis saw me walk out wearing a hoodie in June and got spooked, Barbara got a little too deep in my business with her own suspicions, and really you should just be glad you missed it, because I'm not made of
glass," she finished fiercely. "Do you need me to set up the ritual?"
"Nah, I got it," I said, examining the pile of stuff. '
Let's see…' "The ground is cobblestone stuff here, so either we go somewhere soft and make the circle in the ground, or I try to mark it out in string? The yarn is pure wool or cotton, not a mixed thing, right?"
"Right. There are a couple approaches and modifications, but this version is simple enough either way," Zee confirmed.
I spooled out the dye-free yarn in a big shape – it was really a dodecagon instead of a circle, held down against the wind with little dabs of sticky honey at twelve points – and then started marking down the runes/symbols/sigils/word art for the spell effect.
"We've got the little dishes of herbs and incense?" I asked, because I wasn't carrying them.
"Sage, juniper, and tobacco," Zee confirmed.
"Wait, what?!" '
Did she just-?'
"Relax, Bee, you're not smoking it or anything."
"So, uh, you carry tobacco?" I asked, eyeing the third, empty metal dish as Zee put a big pinch of sage and a big pinch of juniper in the first and second dishes. She produced-
"Dad smoked occasionally," Zee explained as I boggled at the pack of Silk Cut Cigarettes. She drew one out, pocketed the rest, and tore it open to dump the tobacco into the third metal dish. "They're additive free, so it's safe," she added. "You want to start drawing?"
"I… Right," I managed. First I wrote them with the colored chalk Zee gave me (she looked over my shoulder as I drew), and then I carved the same things onto the thick candle I'd be using with a sharp… thick… carving tool needle thing.
'
Sorcery now, I'll think about the rest of it later,' I decided.
"The flame should stay orange-yellow when there isn't any magic around, except that you're a magical being so it'll always be red, right?" I checked. "Green means magical artifact, probably inert; blue means magic in the air, like a ward or an illusion; and probably means run because it's active casting?" She nodded shortly. "Great. Uh… How long should I keep chanting?" I asked.
The last step of the ritual was to kneel in the circle, pinch the candlewick with my fingers, and chant an appropriate incantation repeatedly, as fervently as I could, until I either gave up or it caught fire (and yes, it might scorch my fingers a little).
"Until it works, or you give up," Zee repeated, taking a seat on a stone to watch me. "It's… remember the Emotional Light Spectrum things? You're still building up a usable 'reservoir' of magical energy, and you've only been at it for a few months; you should focus on your feelings about getting this done, and on reaching out, and on the natural energy flowing through the world as you do, until it's enough."
"Right," I sighed. "You'll tell me if I'm not doing something right, won't you? Don't just leave me chanting like a fool."
"Oh, I'm loving the opportunity to stick around on this comfortable couch and laugh at you," she deadpanned back at me.
I chuckled guiltily. '
Serves me right. Okay, time to flex some mystic muscles.' "Backwards chanting?" I wondered nervously.
"If you want, but it's my family's specialty; you need something to denote the chant as special, and
other than words you normally speak to communicate. Backwards, deliberate rhyming, foreign languages… Is there something wrong with the chant you showed me?"
"No, I just… I'm doing this," I decided with a deep breath. "Kaen niji iro no majutsu. Kaen niji iro no majutsu. Kaen niji iro no majutsu…."
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* Thanagar Trip, day 7 [Renka PoV]
Whatever his history may have involved, Mr. Eblis O'Shaunessey had provided a wealth of information on both the Endless, and the other Material/Elemental Planes he had traveled through. The detection and significance of soft places in space-time, the echoes caused by weighted events and actions, the circles hidden in the mist and the far side of the sky… I had expected to learn about Nth metal, but this….
He had declined an invitation to Earth, nor would he discuss (if he even knew) to where he would be traveling from here, but he had taken my card for contact information, and he had promised to drop by for a drop of wine if he was ever in Earth's area.
Moreover, he had agreed to stick around with us, and to observe some of the meetings we were having with schools of Thanagar's old monastic traditions as a guest. We had not discussed much more lore, but I felt no particular need to, given what I had gotten already.
Our first meeting had been with Thalandar's Bright Blade practitioners, made with Mel Samoth's introduction.
They had not been particularly traditional, with an operational base that took up a five-floor pyramid construct in central Thalandar (which we had walked or flown past on several occasions,) and very technologically advanced training systems.
I supposed it shouldn't have been surprising in particular, as they often worked with Thanagar's military for obvious reasons.
Our tour was brief, but polite; I answered a few questions about Earth to the best of my ability, and I applauded at the displays.
The second tour was more colorful, if not more interesting.
The Pabtizt school (it was the word of a process or part of the body that did not translate well) was located in a place very reminiscent of the 'traditional dojos' on Earth, laid out in the suburban equivalent of the outskirts of Thalandar.
I immediately perceived that this school was heavily ground-bound, as its buildings covered a wide area but only one floor high.
There were old-fashioned (though not made of old materials or methods) walls and a high gate around the perimeter, despite flight being everywhere on Thanagar, and for a few moments I even wondered if someone were 'gas-lighting' me by building in Earth's old styles.
The answer, however, was no. I caught sight of dirt and sand patches, and many wrestling matches (a majority of students were Łî-sahr-kanzz), but we touched down outside the main gate rather than land inside, and we found a large man with wings waiting for us.
He looked… stereotypical, I had to admit, even if I had absorbed only bits of Earth's culture.
He was male. His large wings were light gray. His skull was bald, or shaved. He was almost a head taller than me, and far broader at the shoulders, being heavily muscled; his torso resembled an inverted triangle, save for the thick strength of his hips and waist, and his biceps seemed to be the size of my head.
He did not, interestingly, have a six-pack; both species of Thanagarians' muscles are arranged differently, and his gave the slight impression of a coiled wire (like a 'slinky') wrapped around his waist under the skin.
What most caught my attention were the three metal nubs, shaped like pyramids, I saw protruding from his skull when he bowed (or something similar practiced by this school) to me. Looking at the top of his skull from above, the three triangular pyramids were placed base-to-his-skin at three points of a triangle around his head: one where the spine would meet the skull on a human, and one at each temple.
I bowed back in greeting, Steward-style, and Jimmy bowed similarly.
"I am Bark Trobek," he greeted, and I recognized that he was the Professor Szarack's friend.
"I am Katar Hol," the Hawkman answered, and we each repeated likewise.
"I am Renka Tindwysra."
"I am James Olsen."
"I am Eblis O'Shaunessey."
"I am Kess," hissed our government-assigned guide, swishing her tail as she bowed to him.
"I am Lack G'thet," intoned our additional security guard. "I will not be entering."
"Very well. All who wish to enter, please touch your foreheads to the gate bar," Bark declared, not gesturing or needing to.
'
This is one of the few wooden things I have seen since coming to Thanagar,' I realized as I pressed my head to the wide wooden beam across the doors. It's bottom lay below the height of my collarbone, its top came to a few inches above my head, it was three times longer than I was tall, and it was about half as wide as it was thick. '
If Thanagar's plant and animal life have trace amounts of Nth metal fused through them, it must be strong. …I would say that this resembles Earth, except that the bar is on the outside. Then again, if they can fly, why bar a gate?'
"Uh, hey," Jimmy said, hesitating before he bowed. "Is this another DNA scanner thing? I'm just curious."
"No, we have ranged scanners built into the gates and walls," Bark rumbled, arms crossed. "It is a traditional demonstration."
Jimmy nodded and touched his forehead to the wooden beam, while I tried to process what 'demonstration' could mean.
Intellectually, I knew about breaking boulders, boards, and beams as shows of strength.
Intellectually, I would not have been surprised if the Superman could do it, though I would not have been certain of him, either.
Emotionally, what happened next still astonished me.
Once Jimmy had stepped away, Bark Trobek stepped up, leaned his upper body back, and then snapped it forward again.
*
CRUNCH!!*
His head butt
smashed the beam barring the way, showering us with splinters and blasting the gates open inward, to the polite tongue-clicks of several students watching. My jaw dropped, and I was speechless.
"Rust and Ruin," I finally breathed, aware of sawdust in my hair and mouth as our host gestured us inside.
Jimmy, who had been video-recording the whole thing, broke out in chuckles at my face.