Life Ore Death
Episode 2 -
Safe Harbor part 1
* July 8 [Kid Flash/Wally West Focus]
A disadvantage to super speed is that you have no excuse for being late other than carelessness, and when your mentor decides to be early you end up that way as well.
"Boo~ooorrred," Wally West groaned. He winced when his mentor appeared beside him in… well, the Flash appeared in a flash, arms folded with a smarmy grin.
'
I respect the hell out of him, but man oh man do I not like the look of that smile on Uncle Barry's face,' Wally thought.
"Hey now, this is your guys' big induction day, but if you really want some stuff to do I can find a few chores that would be more your speed, like installing some new parts into the systems." Wally hesitated.
'
On the one hand, I get to do stuff and mess around with the tech systems here. On the other hand, busy work, and it probably won't be anything too critical.'
<Recognized: Ferrous, B 06. >
Both heroes turned to look at the arrival with the unfamiliar designation.
'
Ooh, a girl! She's a bit too buff to really be cute, but she's older than me without actually qualifying as an, 'older woman,' and there's some definite charm with the way her clothes clash with the briefcase and the dirty bag. Is that a retro-anti-fashion statement, or just a personal keepsake thing? I really hope she isn't an enemy, 'cause not only would it be a shame to pick a fight with her, but what if other baddies can get through the system and they aren't as pretty or more dangerous, though I really shouldn't assume she isn't dangerous 'cause if he heard me think that Barry would let Wonder Woman kick my ass across three time zones. She's still walking and looks nervous but not aggressive, so maybe she's someone I haven't met yet, which is really a sad fact that I should change.' He zoomed over to stand in front her, giving a charming smile.
"Hey there, I'm Kid Flash and it is a crying shame that we've never met before. May I ask your name, ma'am, and offer to escort you on a tour a tour around our fabulous base that is still undergoing some renovations?" Another zip heralded Barry's appearance slightly behind him and to one side; the old guy was leaning against a wall, just watching, which wasn't a bad sign but suggested that either Wally or the girl was about to suffer some odd surprise. Wally really didn't know who he wanted to suffer the expected amusing-but-embarrassing incident.
Taken aback, the mystery girl just looked at him for a moment, her mouth moving silently. Then she appeared to rally, collecting her composure and appearing far more comfortable.
"Name? My name is Renka, and it is nice to meet you," she recited. "I hope that was what you said instead of maybe challenging me to duel at dawn. I am still learning English, you see, and I'm afraid you spoke a bit too fast for me to understand unprepared."
"Renka? A pretty name for a pretty lady, and I would never have guessed you're still learning English, since you speak really well. So how did you get involved with the Justice League, it isn't that easy to get in here?" Wally tensed slightly as he asked the big question, because if she was going to attack it would be now, but she certainly didn't look all that aggressive, which wasn't really a good data point because lots of the really dangerous people didn't look nasty until they suddenly did.
"Mmm, I learned if you have powers but don't have a home, or money, or friends and family to ask for help, then the two big options are being a hero or a criminal. I did not want to end up in jail, and I want to believe in the importance of law and order, so I thought I should ask a big-name hero to get me help so I could help them combat crime. Kid Flash you said? I heard a bit about you: the 'friendly one with a good sense of humor' but still willing to risk himself to do the right thing. I'm glad to meet you and I hope we can work well together." She extended her free hand.
"Oh, I think we will get along really well," Wally said cheerfully, shaking her hand. "The other thing I mentioned was giving you a tour of the place if you want, since the thing I'm here for isn't for another hour and I can't think of a better way to spend it than with you." Her eyes lit up.
"I believe I would greatly enjoy that, if you don't mind, sir. I assume you are member of the Justice League, but I'm afraid that I don't recognize who you are." She extended her hand to the old guy as Wally reacted.
"What! How can you not know who the Flash is? THE Flash! He's only the most awesome hero since ever!"
"The Flash, like junior here explained," his uncle said, shaking her hand warmly. Kid Flash swooned in mortification at being called 'junior'. "You said your name was Renka? The girl who walked up to Lois Lane and asked for an introduction to Superman?" Wally gaped at that little revelation, because seriously, doing that took some serious guts. He liked her more and more now. "You have a lot more good sense than most kids, especially the numbskulls with powers. Don't be afraid to knock
this numbskull-" Kid Flash suddenly found himself suffering an affectionate super speed noogie.
"
Ah! Ow ow ow you rotten old maa~aaan!"
"-back onto the right track if he gets out of line. But I've got to get back to running deliveries and other glorious hero stuff. We'll get to know each other later."
<Recognized: Superman, 01. >
<Recognized: Green Lantern A, 07. >
"Supes! Greenie! I met the newbie and I'm sticking my midget here with tour guide duties until we can get this party started! Anyway, I spent enough time here, so I reallygo
ttarun!" Wally caught Renka staring at the blast of wind where his mentor used to be.
'
Of course the girls always go for the even more incredible Speedster instead of the knock-off. Come on, I can definitely impress you with all my awesome skills too, just give me a chance!' he groaned internally. '
All right Wally, game face on and charm her socks off! Though I might wanna make sure I don't step on Big Blue Boy Scout or the Green Spotlight's toes first.'
"Mr. Superman! Mr. Green Lantern! How nice to see you. Like the old has-been said, I just was offering to show Renka around the mountain, if she's allowed to see."
Superman and Green Lantern shared a look.
"If Renka doesn't mind, go ahead. She's cleared for all the same areas you are, and it would be nice for her to start making some friends. You don't mind if I leave you?" he asked her.
"Not at all. You've already done a lot for me, and I'm very grateful," she told him. "However, is there anywhere I can put the briefcase down?"
"Just dump your bags on a couch or in a corner. They won't get stolen in a mountain chock full of awesome superheroes," Wally told her.
"If you don't mind, I can just hold onto them for you," Superman offered. Renka shrugged and passed him the briefcase, but nearly jumped back when he also reached for the worn out bag.
"Not this!" she yelped. "Um, sorry. This bag can not leaving my sight until I can put it behind a solid lock. I did not try to yell, though."
"Not at all, I understand," he assured her, and the older two heroes floated away.
"Whoa. I don't wanna be too pushy, but that was a bit strong. Did you really think Superman, the Biggest, Bluest, Scoutiest Cornflake Boy in the world was going to steal your bag?"
Her gaze fell on him like the target light of a sniper rifle.
'
Ah, crud crud crudcrudcrud! That was definitely way too forward and aggressive you slick-less, half-assed illthoughtoutexperimentidiot! What if she had her underwear or other unmentionables in the bag and it sounded like I didn't think she needed to worry 'cause well she doesn't but she might not see it that way!'
He wilted under Renka's justified glare, but she relented after a few seconds.
"You... know people have saying it was really weird for me to just ask Superman to take me under his wing?" she hazarded. Wally was briefly distracted by some thoughts about Superman and Superboy and the strangeness of that whole fiasco, but he nodded and got his min back on subject. "When I asked him, I was homeless with no money, no job, no family, no friends, and almost no language skills outside of cheating. The metal-minds in the briefcase are... gifts, generous gifts that I am grateful for, but I lose not much if they get lost or stolen. I do not
care." She started walking toward one of the doors to another room and Wally followed. "The things in this bag are everything in the world that I can actually claim to own, and some of it is private and some of it is embarrassing and some of it is dangerous. That all. Is all- that is all."
"Oof, yeah, sorry. I was a real heel right then, it wasn't any of my business to ask you about that when the big guys trust you." Renka looked at him oddly. "What, is it that odd to hear a guy apologize for being an ass?"
"Still learning English now, that's all. What do 'oof,' 'heel,' and 'ass' mean the way you used them?"
"Oh, yeah, you said. 'Oof' isn't actually a word you see, it's an onomatopoeia for when you get hit and it hurts you a little, and I was using it to show that I received and understood your anger. 'Heel' in this case is someone who is mean or does mean and rude things – I think it started as a reference to the phrase 'grinding people under your heel,' from when one person doesn't care about stepping on other people's toes and hurting or upsetting them. 'Ass' can refer to an animal called a donkey, but it can also refer to your butt," he slapped his own playfully, knowing that if he tried it on her she would slap him worse, "and either way it's an insult like heel, except maybe a bit worse?" She was still giving him that look. "Oh, sorry, did I talk too fast? It's a hazard of super speed. I can say it all again slower if you like?"
"No, I cheated a bit and heard you, but if you could speak slower I would appreciate it. Just two things: one, which direction should we go?" They had walked into the hall and she was looking around.
"How about I take you to the kitchen first so you know where to go if you get the munchies?" He certainly had the munchies again, no matter how much it annoyed or embarrassed him, but he could definitely sneak snacks and play it off with the 'teenage boy' card.
"I want that," she agreed. "Two thing is, what does onomaddy-peeah mean? Yes, I do know I just said it sadly wrong."
"Sorry about that. Onomatopoeia means a word that represents a sound, I think? So you know how there's a sound when cars crash, or when you punch someone, or when you drop a plate. Onomatopoeia is describing when that happens with stuff like: 'Smash!' 'Pow!' 'Tinkle,' or 'ka-blooie!' for an explosion. I learned the word by thinking: 'Oh no, ma, two pieya!' Pieya is a really yummy dish with fish and rice, and I don't know why it would be bad to have two of them, but it was what worked."
"Oh no ma, two pieya," Renka tried out slowly. "Onomatopoeia. Thank you, Kid Flash," she said warmly. "So this is the kitchen?"
"Yup. I can only cook okay even though I like to eat a lot, but no teenaged boy doesn't," he brushed off with a grin, segueing into, "Speaking of, are you hungry enough for a snack?"
Renka considered the thought, looked down at her stomach while fiddling with her jewelry, and admitted in a tone of surprise, "Actually, yes. Before you mentioned the question I was ignoring it, but I haven't eaten since dinner last night. Um, no pork please, though."
"Really? Okay, does beef work? Are you Muslim or vegetarian or vegan or Hindi or something? Just a personal taste?" Wally asked, zipping over to the recently stocked refrigerator. '
Score!'
"No, I'm a follower of
Harmony, but before last night I never had pork and it made me sick. I forgot about breakfast this morning, which is why I'm really hungry unless I decide to cheat, which would be a waste. I did discovered that I rather like granola bars, though, if I'm allowed to have any."
"I would never dream of forbidding you, and if anyone gets upset you can just tell it's my fault." '
Chivalry, reassurance, and humor is always a charming mix. Let's see you try to resist my suave now!' "Do you prefer chocolate or fruity stuff?"
"Something that's sweet but not really sweet?"
"Peanut butter granola it is. Water? Milk?" Wally asked, setting out the fixings for his sandwich at super speed while juggling her requests.
"Please, I want water. I hope that second one could not be what the translation sounds like. If it is not a bother, can you make me a wrap or something with the bread and vegetables?"
"Does a veggie BLT sound good? A sandwich made with bell peppers, lettuce, and tomatoes? I think we have beets if you want some of those?"
"Would both work? Should you like, I can help cut and sort things that do not use fire. Excuse me. I can cook, but over a campfire. This stove and oven are too… too… sorry, too much upgraded technology? Does that make sense? I use a wood fire."
'
I wouldn't have guessed that a girl as tough and gutsy as her would be this shy. Maybe she's one of those geniuses really great a certain things like fighting or math but really sucky with people. Or maybe she's just nervous about new people. And a new language – it's only the really small things that give her away, otherwise I probably would forget that bit.'
"Here," Wally offered. "I assume they have sandwiches in your home, and it's the name that gives you trouble? No need to be nervous, I really can't speak any other languages at all, so learning a second one is much better than me." He set up a cutting board with ingredients and knives laid out as he spoke. She slid next to him and began deftly peeling, slicing, and piling her eats.
Wally had forgotten, while he was listening to her voice more than looking or standing up close, that she was rather physically impressive. Not in the sense of T&A assets, which Renka was a touch lacking compared to many of the superhero women Wally interacted with, but in the adult build, wear, and tear on her body.
'
Geez. You know, if you talked to her without ever seeing her, like over the phone or something, you'd think from how she talked that she was one of those shy little Japanese middle school girls, always flustered about talking with their beloved Sempai and crying themselves sick when puppies get little bitsy boo-boos, but damn! She's bigger than me by four inches and at least twenty pounds of bone and muscle.'
"How ol-" he began, and both of them stopped when they realized the other was talking too. Renka motioned him to go first as she taste-tested a slice of beet and hummed agreeably, but Wally felt chivalrous and guilty about almost tuning her out in his own thoughts and returned the gesture. "You talk first, you are the guest."
"Very kind," she said, and gave him a cocky grin. "I dislike to talk about myself, but when… I thought it was funny when you said two languages was so good. I speak
five, plus English one equals six. I got that right: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten?"
"One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-ten," Wally agreed, "and if two was good then six is really super incredibly good! Congratulations."
"Thank you. You said bee-el-tee sandwich has bell peppers, lettuce, tomatoes, and beets? Which is which? This one tastes like home, and this is lovely colors, and this is very new."
"Home is beets. Color is a bell pepper. New is a tomato. Other one is lettuce," he told her, being careful to use simple words. "Understand?"
"Beets, bell pepper, tomato, and lettuce," she listed, sliding a layer of each onto her sandwich.
"Do you want any mayo or mustard?" he asked, producing bottles of each as he applied the last layer of his own ham-turkey-chicken-salami-cheddar-provolone-lettuce-cucumber-tomato-onion-green-red-yellow-bell-pepper super sandwich. '
Enough to gorge most people for a day, and this might actually last me only all the way to lunchtime,' he thought ruefully.
"Mayo? Mustard? I do not know what this is," she told him, which wasn't a no.
On impulse (a time-traveler yet to arrive sneezed forty years in the future) Wally squeezed a small glob of mayonnaise onto his bare finger (having removed the hero suit gloves when he washed his hands before handling the food like mom always taught him to) and extended it with the offer, "Try a taste of the mayo."
Renka looked at him oddly for a moment, and Wally felt the beginnings of a blush. '
Crud, I think I pushed too far, that was really forward and we didn't meet that long ago and she is totally going to slap me now and I deserve it,' he thought as she frowned and shifted her arm.
Brusquely, Renka's hand pulled at his wrist as she leaned forward, and her mouth bit the creamy substance off the end of the extended flesh with a vicious teeth-click that actually stopped the teenaged boy's libidinous thoughts for a full seventeen seconds.
'
Oh wow. I'm not sure whether she's cutting me personally some slack or if she's just generally less uptight about this type of stuff than most of the girls I know but I get the feeling that I got off really lightly just now, ' he realized while she rolled the mayo around her mouth and wrinkled her nose.
"No taste. Too… smooth? Slimy," she decided, visibly scraping her tongue against her teeth. Then she extended a finger. "Mustard is better?"
"More taste," Kid Flash told her warily, squeezing a bit onto the digit. She taste-tested again, and her face all but lit up.
"More taste. Yes please! …Ah, I mean, I would like some mustard please."
"Then of course you may have your mustard," he told her with mock sobriety, passing over the bottle as he added mayo to his own sandwich. She gave him another look, but didn't make anything of it when he didn't.
"Was your question about the mustard, or something else? When at the same we spoke," she clarified.
"When we spoke at the same time?"
"When we spoke at the same time. Thank you." Renka repeated the gesture inviting him to speak. Wally took a bite instead as he retraced the winding path of his thoughts and then tripled-back to get to where he was supposed to be now. Renka took this as a sign to begin munching as well, and the two teens simply ate at the counter without plates or napkins.
"I wanted to ask how old you are? I mean, I have quite a bit of experience at this, and Robin has a bunch, and Speedy looks about your age, but you said you only just started being a hero even though you already look the part. Impressive, you know? I'd hate to fight you for real. And you speak six languages too? How old are you to be able to do all these cool things?" He knew he was laying on the flattery a bit thick, but he had already been a prick not too long ago, and asking a lady her age was always risky.
Besides, Robin always said that the way to tell a man's true colors was to see how he treated the people below him, but in Wally's experience, seeing how they reacted to praise was also a pretty good gage. Renka didn't preen, smile, or blush; she squirmed uncomfortably, but not very much so.
"How much do you know about my past?"
"Only what you told me just now: you didn't want to be a villain, so you asked Superman to teach you and said yes. Before that you were homeless and helpless except for your powers, and now you've been training and studying and earned their trust." Well, the awkwardness was probably less her personality and more something about her age in particular that prompted the response. '
Wait, don't tell me…? Please don't let her be one of those supernaturally pretty and young people who are really seven hundred years old! I mean, Vandal Savage and Ras al Ghul aren't really or even at all young or pretty, but even if she's secretly seventy or sixty or even thirty she'd probably never give me a second look and I don't stand a chance!'
"I," she began slowly, "do not want to talk too much about my past because many bad things happened in my past. Because of this, please do not talk about me to other people; Superman and his friends do know, but they also said they would keep it secret."
"I promise. Scout's honor," Wally swore.
"Right. Yes. Okay. I come from another world."
"You're an alien? Like the Martian Manhunter?"
"This is similar. I am human by blood, but from another world where we all are human." She frowned.
"Oh! An alternate dimension!"
"Yes! That is right- the right words! Alternate dimension are the words Superman used. I came here with almost nothing and I still am getting used to the differences in this world."
"Cool!" Wally told her, making sure to smile. "The Flash and the others had a run-in with people from another dimension once." She looked at him in surprise and chewed faster. "They were called the Justice Lords, and their dimension was different because their Flash died and they all went a little crazy, which is why I know the Flash is best hero ever. Who else keeps all the other heroes from going bad?"
"Say that again?" Renka asked slowly. She took another bite to keep him from making her speak.
"Alternate dimensions are different because a thing that happened here happened differently there, right? That's why they split into two dimensions. In that dimension the Flash died, and in this dimension he stayed alive." Renka was focusing on him intently, and he almost felt something pulling at him in her gaze, but it was probably his imagination and he wasn't going to let that distract him from something that caught her interest this much, unless he started imagining he had upset her but right now she was just really focused so it should be alright. "So what was different in your dimension? Did the Nazi's win World War Two, or did the Roman Empire never fall, or did the powerful nations of Africa draw the maps with the South Pole on top and-slash-or send slave-" that twitch was probably bad but too late now, "-ships to raid Europe instead of the other way around?"
Renka took a deep breath.
"I think… that our two worlds were never the same one. At least, not unless it was so long ago that humans never existed then. We have different histories, different skies, different magic," she didn't notice Wally's snort at the memory of Abra Kadabra, he hoped, "and different gods. If I thought more about what I think you just said, I might be very scared, so please let us not talk about that." Wally almost apologized but she moved on. "We use a different calendar in our world, and the years have been different length days, so my age is a little complicated. Might there be a piece of paper I could use?"
"I'll be back in a flash," Wally promised, and he zoomed away to find the requested materials, which took him no more than six seconds, tops, before he returned. "Here, you can use these."
"Thank you." Renka took a bite and began scribbling down numbers and multiplication figures and eventually a division figure or two….
"Complicated," Wally said.
"Our days are the same length," she muttered, half to herself. "The Catacendre was eight, sixteen, forty-eight… seven, eight, nine! One-hundred twenty-nine days after my sixteenth birthday added to sixteen years of three-hundred forty-nine days is…" Wally was amazed to realize that she wasn't even writing down the figuring itself at this point, having gotten into the groove; Renka was just noting down the end numbers she got from the calculations in her head.
"Brains are totally hot," he muttered, and instantly gave thanks that she was too occupied to notice.
"-totals to five-thousand, seven-hundred thirteen days before. Add it to thirty-two days short of three years with three-hundred eighty-four days each is six-thousand eight-hundred thirty-three days old before I arrived here!" She announced triumphantly. "What is the date today?"
"July twenty-ninth," he managed dumbly. Renka wasn't even writing things down now, except for some idle scribble as her brain whirred along other, more elaborate tracks.
"Thirty days hath September, April, June, and what were the months before this?" she queried.
"April? May? June?" He tried, barely remembering after her display stunned him.
"In that order? I thought it was-"
"July is after June is after May is after April is after March is-"
"Let us leap over February since I do not need to bother with it," Renka declared, and he caught scribbles that might have been the days in each month or might have meant something in her native language.
"Yes, let's," he agreed slowly, still staring as she turned back to her paper.
"The song says, '~there are three! hundred sixty-four and a half! un-birthdays~' in every year, so divide the total day-age that today is six-thousand, nine-hundred nine days old by those many per year and rounded up I am nineteen and ninety-five hundredths Earth years old!" she declared proudly.
'
That smile may be the most beautiful thing I have seen since I saw Wonder Woman trying on a bikini for that bet against Black Canary,' Wally decided. He wasn't blushing the way he had then, but he felt his face grinning back just as hard as Renka was smiling brilliantly in success. '
Okay, second or third most beautiful total after that glitter thingy at the nightclub when what's his name attacked because he thought it was a something-or-other, and even if I got barfed on being handed those newborn twins to kiss was pretty awesome, but still!'
"That was awesome. Has anyone told you you're really good at math?"
The smile dimmed, but it felt like a happy ending to the expression rather than a sad one.
"Of the many things I have been told about me, I do not think that is one of them," she mused. Renka swallowed down the last of her water and asked, "Should we put these away and clean up? The Superman taught me that when you cook you clean."
"Yeah but it can wait until after we've finished eating."
"I will do it instead of wait for you, and then there is no wait while- before we go to the next place," she suggested. Looking at the counter, Wally was startled to realize that she had actually finished her not-really-small-at-all sandwich before he had. He scarfed his down in a flash, faster than was strictly a good idea, and followed her lead in cleaning up (which he admittedly wouldn't have done if her initiative hadn't guilted him into it).
"Where to next?" he asked.
"I do not know what there is to choose," she pointed out. "Just lead."
"Righty-o! This way," he decided.
They ambled briefly down the halls, stopping at or through a few rooms with little to differentiate them, save for the time they waved to Green Lantern Jordan and Red Tornado as the two reviewed plans for the power distribution system.
"Oh, look!"
"What does it say? Robin? That is the red-breast-bird that comes in spring, yes?"
"Yes, but in this case Robin is also a name. The name of my fellow heroic teen, Robin the Boy Wonder, partner of the Batman himself! They put his name on the plate near the door because-"
"It is his room where he will sleep and keep his things. His assigned bedroom. We
did, surprisingly, have those things in my home universe as well, just like stoves, plates, chairs, soap, and even clocks," Renka deadpanned. A play of muscles in her face was the tell he recognized as probably her prelude to another apology, and instead Wally interrupted.
"Exactly right! You know, you said it was private, but if you do ever want to talk I'd love to hear about the world that gave birth to you." Renka stilled and her head swiveled around at him, which set off blaring alarms in Wally's head, amplified by the smooth way she reached into her ever-present bag.
"I do apologize, but I either misunderstood or drastically misheard what I think you said, because it sounded like something that would be a rather nasty insult," she said in an all too frighteningly mild and pleasant voice.
'
Holy crap her language skills just jumped a bunch and her accent is like half what it used to be and oh s___ she is definitely really pissed at me! aLert! AbORt! Backtr
ack! Except I didn't say anything that should be doing this to her to me!'
Renka watched evenly as he tried to stumble through a panicked and repentant apology, neither smiling nor frowning, until finally a small pout and disappointed sigh persuaded Wally that for once, honesty might be the best policy.
He repeated the comment word-for-word.
Surprisingly, she relaxed.
"No need to worry, you are 'all good'," she assured him. Renka removed her hand from the bag and her accent was suddenly back in full again. "Bad choice of words, because I thought it sounded like something else. You are all right, and I was wrong." She smiled at him and offered a pat on the shoulder.
"No worries," Wally agreed. "Hey, let's see if we can find the other guys' rooms."
The exploration went around quite a bit, leading them past a door for 'Speedy,' one for 'Superboy,' and 'Robin' again before a dry spell in the hall that came to a screeching halt with the words:
"Hey, I found your door!"
Renka stared dumbly at the door marked with her name.
"You wanna go in and take a look? See how bouncy the- the chairs are, sorry? If you've got enough closet space?"
Renka stared dumbly at the door marked with her name.
"Hey, Renka? Renka? Earth to the heroine Ferrous? Is something wrong?"
Renka stared dumbly at the door marked with her name.
Wally abruptly realized that she was breathing intentionally slowly, and probably blinking back tears. In his smartest decision of the day, he stayed in her line of sight, but made no more moves to touch or talk with her.
Ninety seconds later, Renka was mostly back in control of herself.
"This… is my room? Belongs to me? No one else is allowed if I say no?"
"I think so," Wally answered. "Let's see." In a significantly less smart decision, he tried to enter, but fortunately (for Renka's sense of security, he would later discover) the only reaction was a harsh buzz. "Well, I'm not allowed in. They might not have keyed you in either yet, though," he warned.
"Stay here please," she said hoarsely, and tried to enter. The doors slid open.
Wally busied himself a bit zipping up and down the hall for the next few minutes, but he never tried to peek in as his companion examined, refrained from crying, investigated, hiccupped, experimented, and finally started swearing in some foreign language or three.
"Can you help me please with the instructions on the lockbox?" she finally asked.
"Sure thing." He translated the instructions left for how to open it and how to reset the lock combination, and looked away while she did so, which is when he noticed the contents of her bag spread out on her bed.
Most of it, which may or may not have been surprising, was junk: several crushed pop cans, a rusted piece of what might have been part of a car fender, several mangled pieces of what may have once been a Campbell's soup can, several pennies with or without some of the coating scratched off, a few nails & nuts & bolts & screws, a tube probably from a trumpet or trombone, and some other scraps not fully dumped out or uncovered from the bag.
But the main eye-draw was a pair of thick, intricate, and elaborate pieces of twisted metal jewelry. There was a not-quite-oily sheen to the surface of the metal, and the slightly wider ends of the metal spiral looked as though extra metal had tactfully been smithed on after the fact, but there was something….
"Hey, what are these?" he asked, extending his arm. Truth be told, they were obviously important to a girl who obviously valued privacy, and he wasn't going to touch them, but in hindsight he could see why Renka freaked as hard as she did.
(In further hindsight, when he knew her better, Wally would be both grateful and impressed that she
only freaked as hard as she had.)
"
Don't touch no!" she shrieked, instantly in front of him, slapping away his arm with one hand while dragging him bodily by the waist halfway across the room. "
No no no no nonono!"
"
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorryI'msorry!" Kid Flash babbled.
It took a solid ten seconds of noise for them to stop jabbering over each other and calm down. Wally cringed back and gestured for Renka to say her piece.
"
Please, very, very, really," she began, before she grimaced, fiddled with a bracelet, and began again with her accent once more lessened. "Right. Okay. I am calm. Still.
Please, Kid Flash,
do not ever touch those metal-minds. Not only are… they are important religious items for me, and they are also very, extremely, rare, precious, and dangerous. You could damage them, you could damage you… they are
especially what I wanted to lock away safely in the safe. Never, not even if I tell you to, touch them unless I have already told you why they are dangerous so you can know how to handle them, and I do not ever expect to do that.
Please promise me," she pleaded in a voice more worried than angry.
"I promise. I wasn't going to touch them, just point at them, but I shouldn't have done that when you said the stuff in the bag was so important. It won't happen again, really."
"No, it won't" Renka said simply. She turned away, and two minutes later her shoulders untensed when she finally had them locked away safely. Wally had not quite dared to move until then, but the air finally felt safe.
"So... I have a question or two if you aren't still angry at me," he hazarded, having noticed something.
"Angry at
me for being careless with Bands," she sighed. "Go, ask."
"Is your earring the same metal that those twists were? And, since you said they were religious," he hazarded, "would you like to share a little about your faith, so I know what not to do if it comes up? And, you know, is your earring dangerous like the twist things, because it looks like they're made of the same stuff?"
Renka folded her arms and looked coldly at him, but her ice melted after a few seconds of glare.
"Earring and bands are the same, but I will not talk about what they are made of or why they are dangerous. But I will talk about
Harmony if you also like to talk about your god."
"I'm really not very religious," Wally confessed. "Robin used to be, before he, uh, became Robin, but now he isn't either. I don't think very many heroes are, because if there were gods then there wouldn't be a need for us."
"I think need is not the same as want," Renka snorted. "Mmm. Worship of
Harmony is a very new but growing faith back home, because many of us met him or witnessed his acts. It is both simple and complicated: we are only given five important orders, but how we do them is up to us."
"Only five Commandments? Christianity has ten, and a whole bunch more abominations. You lucked out. What are they? Is there anything I shouldn't invite you to or do nearby?"
Renka shrugged. "First we must remember that all truth is important, be it in whole or in part. Next, we do not pursue lust without binding ourselves. Then we are to look for strength even in flaws. After that we must give to the world and humans more than we take from them; a high order since we were 'given' life to begin with. Lastly is the funny order that confuses many people," she added with a grin.
"The funny order? I never knew a god could have a good sense of humor," Kid Flash replied. "What is it?"
"Do not waste time by worshipping
Harmony."
Wally stared.
'
Huh? I mean, just, what?'
"Wait, really? A god says not to worship him? I thought that was the whole point of being a god! Why?"
"You are like many other people who also hear but do not listen or think," she told him with a hopefully exaggerated pout. "It is not, 'Do not worship.' It is, 'Do not waste time in worship.' We worship by giving help and doing good however we can. Just praying worship is no more than fifteen minutes in a day, when we think about what good we have done and what more we want to do.
Harmony is a god of acts who fixed the world so that people may live well in it."
"Fixed the world? Did Harmony also create it? I thought gods usually did that stuff."
"No. Mmm... I think the way we use the word 'god' is different, but I do not yet know enough to say. We were created by other gods, Ruin and Preservation, who fought and died.
Harmony became the god after them only a few years ago."
'
Oh, she's probably trying for a word more like Saint or Holy King it sounds like. Eh, it would be a lot of trouble to try to explain right now, and there's nothing wrong about what she says now.'
"Ruin, Preservation, and Harmony? Are those the actual names, or can't you say the names and those are titles, the way Christians just say 'Our Lord'?"
"Hmmm… I think I understand your question but it is difficult. Words are names that describe, but they have other names. In my old family's language, Preservation was 'Terr' and they were the Terris people in his honor. The meanings that stay the same is a description of the god's… desires? Origin? Goal? One word is like that." Renka shrugged carelessly. "There are other
names, more personal," she allowed, "but I want to not say them. Okay?"
"That's fine. You're already being really cool about telling me about this stuff. Are you going to try to convince me to convert? A bunch of earth religions do that a lot."
"Convert? Change what?"
"Convert to Harmony. Do you want me to follow Harmony?" Renka looked at him really oddly.
"You are a hero, aren't you? You do good and help people? What would be the point?"
"On Earth a lot of people argue that their one religion is the only right one. It causes a lot of fights. I think Buddhists mostly sidestep the fights, which is cool, but I really like a religion that teaches that it isn't important. Oh! Hey, if this isn't too personal, could I hear about your powers?"
"Why?" she asked sharply, sitting up from where she had been lounging on the bed.
"Because I'm curious? Because it's a pretty common way for heroes to chat? I'll totally brag about all the cool things I can do if you'd rather hear that, but most girls don't want guys to talk about themselves a lot."
"What can you do?" Renka asked. "You tell, I will tell… I know you move very fast."
"Very, very,
very fast. The Flash can run around the whole world, you know, and I'm almost as fast as him. Run across water, or straight up walls… and punching people when you move that fast does a lot of damage." Renka was openly staring at him now. "It's all true, I swear."
"Like compounding steel," she muttered, which Wally guessed might be an obscenity or expression of disbelief. "I can do a little, but if true then you are scary," she told him seriously. "Do you need anything?"
"Need anything to run? Just enough space to move and enough food to stay on my feet!" he boasted. '
Of course, the real Flash doesn't actually need nearly as much food and he's always on his feet further and faster.'
"Scary. I only cheat on my speed a little, nothing like that," Renka told him, shaking her head.
'
Well, I'm choosing to take that as an awed compliment instead of actual fear. Though what did she mean by cheat?'
"Cheat? What do you mean? Can you do super speed too?"
"My skills can raise my speed a bit, but that much would be insane. There are limits."
Wally snorted. "Magic? What like Abra Kadabra? No, really, what do you do?" He immediately realized that this was a ginormous mistake, but she was already looking at him.
"I am not sure what you just said, but I will hope it was not as insulting like it sounded," she said threateningly. "I put my magic in my metal-minds and pull it out again to make me better."
"Yes, but… oh, I know! I think you're using the wrong word, because magic doesn't really exist," he explained. "There's a scientific explanation for everything, and magic is just what people call things they don't want to try to understand. One of the guys I fought with the Flash is called Abra Kadabra, and he pretends to use magic to walk through walls or make things disappear, but it's really all cybernetic implants and nanotechnology."
"What are those?"
"Cybernetic implants, ah… talk to machines to make them work at a distance. Nanotechnology is so small that you can't see it. But it has clear rules and limits which actual magic wouldn't."
"Hmmm… If 'magic' is what you say, then you use magic, not me," Renka told him.
"Eh?"
"My magic has rules and limits and logic, and I spent a lot of time making math about how I use it. I put strength in and I pull it out. All you say you need to run is food and space, which is the same as me without magic, but you say you run much, much more fast. Faster. Where are the rules in that?"
"It's chemistry! Ah, sorry… It's all chemistry, really. The first Flash discovered the Garrick Formula and it gave him super speed, and then the second Flash and I both did the same things and got the same result. Science. But if you say you have rules and you know how it works, then you should call it something other than magic."
Renka shrugged, and the motion of the muscled arm reminded him once more that he'd been yel- shou- talking loudly at someone bigger, heavier, and older than he was who had undefined (to him) powers to boot. '
I'm really glad she's so nice about this.'
"Words. Meaning. Bah. What should I say?" she asked him.
"I don't know? Do you literally call it magic in your home language?" Renka became speculative at this, and her mouth began moving silently as she, he guessed, tried out syllables and sounds.
"Feruchemy," she finally concluded.
"Sounds like chemistry, which I like since they're both science." Wally gave her a thumb's up. "So you are a Feruchemist then, not a magician. Congratulations. I don't suppose you could show me some stuff? I mean," he whizzed out the door, down the hall, and back again, "you've seen my super speed. What can you do?"
"You know that before I talked much better?"
"Your accent changed and you used bigger words? Yeah, I noticed, but I wasn't going to say anything."
"Language spell. Ah, language Feruchemy. I spend time putting half my language skill into a metal mind, and then I spend the same time later being good plus half at language. Understand?"
"Yeah, that's pretty cool. You said you could do speed too? Can I see?"
Renka pursed her lips. "I did say it," she mused slowly. A shrug. She picked a pillow off the bed, stood, and threw it across the room.
In a blur, she had crossed the room, passed the pillow, and caught it inches from the far wall.
"Cool? Good?"
"Very cool," Kid Flash assured her. "Any more tricks?"
"Later. Secret right now," she told him, tapping her nose. Then she reconsidered, dropping the pillow back on the bed. Renka held out her arms. "Okay. One more. Pick me up," she challenged.
"Pick you up? Okay." She yelped when he heaved her into a bridal carry, which Wally had actually been uncertain he could do. A lot of his use of strength was in striking and momentum instead of lifting.
Oddly, Renka was quite light in his arms, as though she were carved from Styrofoam instead of her very warm and bouncy flesh, which she might not realize how much of said flesh he was feeling.
"Move your hand," she told him, prompting a quick apology, which she met with an odd, brittle smile. "Past I said, push weight in…
and pull it out."
"Oof!" he choked, as the pressure on arms multiplied and drove him to the floor. "Ooooooh, my tailbone. Ow." '
Passive-aggressive for me accidentally copping a feel? Okay, I'll let it pass. At least I didn't get slapped.'
"You see?" she asked cheerfully, hopping off and ending the compression of his ribs.
"I see," he wheezed. "You lost weight, and then you gained it back with interest. You do that with speed and stuff too? Cool."
"Thank you," she preened.
"So, going by all the metal you wear, I'm guessing that plays a part in what you do?" She only smiled and helped him to his feet. "Well it was either that, or you could have a religious prohibition against wearing regular clothing. This has to be the emptiest closet ever owned by a teenaged girl in the history of ever." He gestured at the empty wardrobe and dresser.
"Clothes. Clothes? Oh
Rusts," she groaned. "I think I need some help with your world's manners and ownership rules."
"Yeah? Do you want to go buy some stuff, because I am not the best guy to bring shopping – I hear Speedy really loves that stuff," Wally dodged and volunteered shamelessly.
"No, no, I have no money. But the Justice League gave me some clothes to wear because I only had two outfits when I showed up, and I left them in the other room. What might happen?"
"I guess maybe you'll just have them dropped off later? What was in the briefcase you gave Superman, if not clothes?"
"More metal," she mentioned dismissively. "Should we get them from going?"
"Your clothes? All of them?"
"Not many. Four copy outfits? Five? I can carry them all on my own. I… don't want people who save lives to as well have to run around and pick up my mess like I am four years old," she admitted. "Take me back to the 'Zeta Tubes' please, and I can bring them all by my self."
"Eh, I'll help you," Wally offered. "Carrying clothes is apparently a time-honored male tradition. Just in exchange…"
"Yes?"
"Promise me that you'll take Speedy or Robin when you next go shopping instead of me."
"…If they want? I will not take you," she told him with a shrug.
"Great! Just follow me."
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Author's notes:
Well, it's interesting. I haven't read the books but the power set seems to make enough sense though I have no clue about the religious earring and whatever the other thing that's made of the same stuff is. The process of her learning english is also done pretty well, reminds me of when I was starting off with french though I wasn't lucky enough to have a spell.
The earring is from the Alloy of Law books, and Pathian's (Harmony's worshippers) wear them to connect with Harmony. Renka is unusual in that she wears hers all the time, which you usually aren't supposed to do, but she has her reasons. I'm glad I got her language abilities right. She also has almost no experience using the metal-minds that let her do the language trick, which is why even when she's tapping her abilities can be unpredictable.
It's a Hemalurgical Spike that lets her commune with gods that have the right set of skills, specifically Harmony--the one in charge of Scadrial after the events of the first trilogy.
The bigger one is another Hemalurgical Spike, which has probably degraded quite a bit by now, because they need to be stored in fresh blood or piercing a body to maintain their power. What they do is steal an attribute from a victim (Killed with the spike), and give it to a beneficiary (Who gets pierced by that spike afterwards). It's Mistborn's "Dark Magic" equivalent, because you cannot create a working spike except through murder--but actually using a functioning one is morally neutral. The irony of Harmony--probably the only Cosmeric God who takes his position and role seriously--having to use Hemalurgical Spikes to communicate with his servants is not lost on him--but you need a slight hole in someone's soul to speak to them when you're not a physical entity anymore.
Pretty much, and the earring and bigger two pieces are all made of atium.
Thank you for reading!