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In the Royal Navy, I believe the rule was that promotion from midshipman to lieutenant was done by rather tough oral examination, from lieutenant through commander up to captain was by a combination of seniority in grade and merit... But then promotion among captains and up to admiral rank was by pure seniority.Regarding purchasing commissions, the US is doing something similarly nuts but considerably less aristocratic in the 1800s. It'll probably be pretty familiar to Master and Commander readers, in that promotions are handled pretty much entirely on a strict basis of seniority.
To be fair:So if you want to attain really high ranks, they're quite limited and you'd better hope you aren't alive at a time when there's too many relics treating the job as a sinecure. Winfield Scott retired at 75, making it long enough to wait his career out is hardly a guarantee, and it's going to be a long time since you've been in the field.
1) Winfield Scott was one of the few superannuated Napoleonic War era officers ever to give good value as a very old general. He beat Santa Anna handily in the Mexican-American War in his early sixties (admittedly not that old for a general), and he is the man who designed the largely successful overall Union grand strategy in the American Civil War. He only resigned because Abraham Lincoln kept ignoring him and listening to George McClellan, and frankly I'd resign too in that situation!
2) If you want a REAL example of what a farce the seniority system could become, take as an example Provo Wallis.
Wallis, as was typical of the time, registered as a seaman aboard a Navy warship at the age of... four, I believe; his father pulled strings. This would give him the beginnings of a lifelong advantage- seniority! Obviously Wallis didn't serve aboard ship at that time, mind you, but administratively it still counted. Wallis served entirely on paper for some time, finally actually setting foot aboard a ship in September 1800 serving as midshipman on HMS Cleopatra, as a nine year old boy with five years' experience... officially speaking.
Wallis passed the lieutenant's exam in 1808 at the age of seventeen and was assigned to HMS Shannon as a junior watch-standing officer. When Shannon famously challenged the American heavy frigate Chesapeake to a duel in 1813, the Shannon captured the American ship, but the captain and most of the senior officers were killed or wounded. Wallis took temporary command for six days at the age of 22, and subsequently made "captain of the list" in 1819 (at 28).
His career was unremarkable for the next thirty years, though in looking this up I learned that there was ever something called the Pastry War, which I don't regret learning. But it's around the 1860s that things get... wacky.
See, by this point, Provo Wallis was nearing retirement age, as were a HUGE glut of Napoleonic officers who had been placed on half-pay and 'beached' after the war with the reduction in size of the fleet. Because there weren't a lot of systems in place for handling retirement, some of these very senior officers- admirals, even- faced poverty if they retired. In order to prevent this, the Admiralty passed a law saying that all officers who had served as captains in the Napoleonic War (because of the seniority system, effectively all officers of such an age remaining in the fleet) would be retained on the active list until they died.
Wallis, because of six days commanding the Shannon, qualified... and at only 79 years old, had the sheer cussedness to hang on and remain rather than accepting offers of retirement.
Until 1891, finally dying just short of his 101st birthday.
By sheer commanding height of spectacular seniority, he held the post of Admiral of the Fleet of Great Britain, supreme ranking officer of British naval forces, from the age of 86 to 100, in the years 1877-91... a time when the sailing fleet of his youth had been more or less entirely replaced by steam, wooden-hulled ships of the line by steel-armored battleships, and handy little sailing sloops by motorized torpedo boats.
@open_sketch it is as far as I know entirely possible that he is STILL in charge of the Royal Navy in this setting. Somehow!
Anyway, Winfield Scott was a piker by comparison to this guy.
Yes; 18th century military norms gradually became less piratical than those of the 17th century and especially the Thirty Years' War.Well this is a departure from the early modern! Back then you basically raised a regiment so you could skim payment and stack huge money when you sacked a town.
She means the machines do?"Well, I do." Miriam said, "And you must remember that nearly every human family has the same story about climbing from misery, right? And when they did the world didn't collapse into malthusian chaos like they expected. So when they see machines out of place, they often don't see a disruption to the order of things. They just see themselves."
I considered that a moment, thinking of the book I'd finished yesterday. The great grandmother's stories of the textile mills and poorhouses and public hangings told to wide-eyed children who could never imagine a world so cruel.
"And we're worried the mirage will fall apart if anything is out of place." I summarized.
...Yeah, I can actually see that.
HAH."You've more or less nailed it, yes. The mixer, we simply must get you looking your best and you must try not to break any major social convention, which I think you can manage. The dinner… will be awkward, but you'll survive."
"And I should have no trouble with dancing if I just stand to the side and act like a statue, right?" I said, and Miriam winced. "Oh?"
"... remember that thing about humans seeing themselves in us?" she said.
"My stars, you don't think one of them would ask me to dance, do you?" I said, feeling utterly mortified. "They wouldn't!"
"They very well might, if you're alone. The whole thing is that if you're there and single, you're eligible. That's the implication. There are some unwise young men who'd do it, and there's just no good answers in that situation."
"I would think no would bloody well-, oh, wait. I understand." I said. Humans did stupid shit sometimes, stuff that would ruin their reputation, especially once they had a few drinks in them after dinner. A good machine avoids enabling them as much as possible. "Yes, let's avoid that. So I slip out before the dance. Nobody will notice."
"You're going to be a guest of some curiosity. They'll notice."
"Alright… a ruse, then. Have me called back to base for something, make up a reason why I must leave. Stage an emergency?" I offered. I had no idea what such an emergency could be that would specifically just call away a lieutenant of 9th Company, though.
Miriam just looked at me disappointed.
"There is another option." she said, "Take a date. The invitation has a plus one, after all."
"... Let's go back to the fake emergency idea. Trust me, it would be easier." I said, wincing.
"Come now, we'll find you a nice machine. I know some wonderful boys who'd love- hmmm." I was shaking my head rather desperately. "Is it the date part or the boy part?" she asked, sighing.
"The boy part." I said.
"Well, to each their own I suppose, more for me. If you really can't stand the idea, I do have a few friends who very much indulge that particular inclination, I'm sure one of them will be game. What's your budget?"
"I beg your pardon?" I said, not entirely sure what she was insinuating, but not liking it anyway.
"Letters to my sapphically-inclined friends aren't free, and they'll need a dress suitable for the event. Moreover, we're going to have to get you fixed up at least a little if you're going to be presentable."
"I currently have five pounds, eleven shillings, and eight pence to my name." I said. My total pay in the 29 days since I'd purchased my commission.
"Oh. We will have to get creative then." she said cheerfully.
Yey Miriam.