Regarding purchasing commissions, the US is doing something similarly nuts but considerably less aristocratic in the 1800s. It'll probably be pretty familiar to Master and Commander readers, in that promotions are handled pretty much entirely on a strict basis of seniority.
In the Royal Navy, I believe the rule was that promotion from midshipman to lieutenant was done by rather tough oral examination, from lieutenant through commander up to captain was by a combination of seniority in grade and merit... But then promotion among captains and up to admiral rank was by pure seniority.

So if you want to attain really high ranks, they're quite limited and you'd better hope you aren't alive at a time when there's too many relics treating the job as a sinecure. Winfield Scott retired at 75, making it long enough to wait his career out is hardly a guarantee, and it's going to be a long time since you've been in the field.
To be fair:

1) Winfield Scott was one of the few superannuated Napoleonic War era officers ever to give good value as a very old general. He beat Santa Anna handily in the Mexican-American War in his early sixties (admittedly not that old for a general), and he is the man who designed the largely successful overall Union grand strategy in the American Civil War. He only resigned because Abraham Lincoln kept ignoring him and listening to George McClellan, and frankly I'd resign too in that situation! :p

2) If you want a REAL example of what a farce the seniority system could become, take as an example Provo Wallis.

Wallis, as was typical of the time, registered as a seaman aboard a Navy warship at the age of... four, I believe; his father pulled strings. This would give him the beginnings of a lifelong advantage- seniority! Obviously Wallis didn't serve aboard ship at that time, mind you, but administratively it still counted. Wallis served entirely on paper for some time, finally actually setting foot aboard a ship in September 1800 serving as midshipman on HMS Cleopatra, as a nine year old boy with five years' experience... officially speaking.

Wallis passed the lieutenant's exam in 1808 at the age of seventeen and was assigned to HMS Shannon as a junior watch-standing officer. When Shannon famously challenged the American heavy frigate Chesapeake to a duel in 1813, the Shannon captured the American ship, but the captain and most of the senior officers were killed or wounded. Wallis took temporary command for six days at the age of 22, and subsequently made "captain of the list" in 1819 (at 28).

His career was unremarkable for the next thirty years, though in looking this up I learned that there was ever something called the Pastry War, which I don't regret learning. But it's around the 1860s that things get... wacky.

See, by this point, Provo Wallis was nearing retirement age, as were a HUGE glut of Napoleonic officers who had been placed on half-pay and 'beached' after the war with the reduction in size of the fleet. Because there weren't a lot of systems in place for handling retirement, some of these very senior officers- admirals, even- faced poverty if they retired. In order to prevent this, the Admiralty passed a law saying that all officers who had served as captains in the Napoleonic War (because of the seniority system, effectively all officers of such an age remaining in the fleet) would be retained on the active list until they died.

Wallis, because of six days commanding the Shannon, qualified... and at only 79 years old, had the sheer cussedness to hang on and remain rather than accepting offers of retirement.

Until 1891, finally dying just short of his 101st birthday.

By sheer commanding height of spectacular seniority, he held the post of Admiral of the Fleet of Great Britain, supreme ranking officer of British naval forces, from the age of 86 to 100, in the years 1877-91... a time when the sailing fleet of his youth had been more or less entirely replaced by steam, wooden-hulled ships of the line by steel-armored battleships, and handy little sailing sloops by motorized torpedo boats.

@open_sketch it is as far as I know entirely possible that he is STILL in charge of the Royal Navy in this setting. Somehow! :p

Anyway, Winfield Scott was a piker by comparison to this guy.

Well this is a departure from the early modern! :p Back then you basically raised a regiment so you could skim payment and stack huge money when you sacked a town.
Yes; 18th century military norms gradually became less piratical than those of the 17th century and especially the Thirty Years' War.

"Well, I do." Miriam said, "And you must remember that nearly every human family has the same story about climbing from misery, right? And when they did the world didn't collapse into malthusian chaos like they expected. So when they see machines out of place, they often don't see a disruption to the order of things. They just see themselves."

I considered that a moment, thinking of the book I'd finished yesterday. The great grandmother's stories of the textile mills and poorhouses and public hangings told to wide-eyed children who could never imagine a world so cruel.

"And we're worried the mirage will fall apart if anything is out of place." I summarized.
She means the machines do?

...Yeah, I can actually see that.

"You've more or less nailed it, yes. The mixer, we simply must get you looking your best and you must try not to break any major social convention, which I think you can manage. The dinner… will be awkward, but you'll survive."

"And I should have no trouble with dancing if I just stand to the side and act like a statue, right?" I said, and Miriam winced. "Oh?"

"... remember that thing about humans seeing themselves in us?" she said.

"My stars, you don't think one of them would ask me to dance, do you?" I said, feeling utterly mortified. "They wouldn't!"

"They very well might, if you're alone. The whole thing is that if you're there and single, you're eligible. That's the implication. There are some unwise young men who'd do it, and there's just no good answers in that situation."

"I would think no would bloody well-, oh, wait. I understand." I said. Humans did stupid shit sometimes, stuff that would ruin their reputation, especially once they had a few drinks in them after dinner. A good machine avoids enabling them as much as possible. "Yes, let's avoid that. So I slip out before the dance. Nobody will notice."

"You're going to be a guest of some curiosity. They'll notice."

"Alright… a ruse, then. Have me called back to base for something, make up a reason why I must leave. Stage an emergency?" I offered. I had no idea what such an emergency could be that would specifically just call away a lieutenant of 9th Company, though.

Miriam just looked at me disappointed.

"There is another option." she said, "Take a date. The invitation has a plus one, after all."

"... Let's go back to the fake emergency idea. Trust me, it would be easier." I said, wincing.

"Come now, we'll find you a nice machine. I know some wonderful boys who'd love- hmmm." I was shaking my head rather desperately. "Is it the date part or the boy part?" she asked, sighing.

"The boy part." I said.

"Well, to each their own I suppose, more for me. If you really can't stand the idea, I do have a few friends who very much indulge that particular inclination, I'm sure one of them will be game. What's your budget?"

"I beg your pardon?" I said, not entirely sure what she was insinuating, but not liking it anyway.

"Letters to my sapphically-inclined friends aren't free, and they'll need a dress suitable for the event. Moreover, we're going to have to get you fixed up at least a little if you're going to be presentable."

"I currently have five pounds, eleven shillings, and eight pence to my name." I said. My total pay in the 29 days since I'd purchased my commission.

"Oh. We will have to get creative then." she said cheerfully.
HAH.

Yey Miriam.
 
I feel like Dora should try to keep the face-plate with the huge scars in it because they are super badass, but for the hair and suchlike... I wonder if she's sufficiently smashed up and decorated that newer models would want to trade cosmetics with her? Or, like, donate her bits to a museum if they furnish replacements. They get cool scars or a nice thing to hang on their wall, Dora gets presentable hardware.

How hard is it to get used to new hardware? Like, if you upgrade from big yellow square headlights to fancy eye displays like Marie has, do they come with the necessary skills immediately the way languages do?

Hah. You know how surgery used to be done by barbers? It occurs to me that the same will be true for robots here, but backwards! Historically it was because barbers had razors and coordination and surgery wasn't necessary often enough to support a dedicated professional; here it'll be because mechanics have wire-bending, heat-treating, and brazing/welding equipment and robots... might not need their hair done often enough to support dedicated professionals?
 
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"I guess? I didn't have a great time at the last one. My date abandoned me to talk to another girl, and I got lost in the palace trying to find the way out. Nightmare." she explained, sprawling heavily against the table. "Complete nightmare."
Just for everyone going on about Kennedy being gay, we can't tell either way from this. Kennedy is the girl, 'another' girl is in contrast to Kennedy, not the date.

Obviously I hope she's gay, it's just not confirmed.
 
Chapter 10 - Void Training
Checking the schedule over in the office the next day, I couldn't help but groan a little.

"What's the matter there Fusie? Not enough work for you?" Beckham said.

"No. Void exercises." I said, setting the ledger down. "All afternoon, 1230 to 1800."

"Oh, lovely. Haven't had a jaunt outside in a while." Beckham said, and Murray perked up too. "What's the fuss?"

"Easy for you lot, just put on a helmet and seal up." I complained. The high collar of an officer's uniform would snugly affix to the bottom of the little oblong globe helmets and the uniform would lock and stiffen to keep positive internal pressure, and they'd be right as rain. "Not nearly so fun for us."

"I didn't think machines needed to breathe, do you?" Ensign Kelly said, twirling something in his finger. I was pretty sure it was a safety tab from one of the disposable missiles that 4th Company had been training on yesterday, left discarded in the grass. "Whatsit matter?"

I was about to answer when I saw Ensign Sumner perked up, looking eagerly at me with a smile on her face. Her I know that! face.

"Lydia, go ahead." I said, and she looked like she was going to burst with pride.

"Machines don't breathe, but they still need air. They use a system of liquid coolant inside their bodies to whisk heat from their processors and other working parts, then run that to a heat sink and silent fans at their back and collar, usually." she said, clearly reciting something she'd read. "But in vacuum, there is no air to use for cooling, so instead these systems are tied into backpack radiator units."

"Very good," I said approvingly, "and therein lies the problem. The Leynthall Model 2130 pack issued to our Theos and Doras was, we think, designed by a human who'd never have to wear it. It looks nice, but the panels jutt out too far for close formation, they do not cool very well because of thermal overlap, and they have this stiff steel frame that's dreadfully uncomfortable."

"Really? I've never heard a complaint, and I did six months of void ops." Captain Murray said, and I laughed.

"They wouldn't complain to you, ma'am. Um, sorry." I was still breaking the habit. "It's mostly just a bit of a pain, and nobody's bothered to design anything better yet. When I was a corporal we did a joint operation with the frogs, and we ended up nicking their radpacks whenever we had to go outside."

"I'm not exactly seeing how armoured bulletproof machines get uncomfortable with some metal pieces and suchlike." Beckham scoffed, raising his teacup to his lips. "Didn't really associate it, you know?"

"Any machine that's been in for a couple years is going to have three scuff marks on their backs, shoulder blades and mid-spine. That's where the pack digs through their coats and into them." I said grimly. I couldn't even imagine what mine looked like, if they were at all visible through the other damage.

"... well that's not right." he said, honestly looking a little disgusted suddenly. "Good lord, I hadn't a clue. Captain?"

"That's awful, yes. I really wish somebody had brought this up. I have a brother in the War Office, I'll write him. Surely something could be done." the Captain added, genuine concern on her face. "And I'm worried the Theos and Doras think they need to keep something like this quiet. That's awful."

"Now hold on, it's just a bit uncomfortable, it's not-"

"I think my dad buys solar sails from the Leynthalls?" Ensign Kelly said hesitantly, "Perhaps I can relay a message through him about the pack's problems?"

"Wait a tick, Kelly as in the shipyards?" Beckham asked, and he nodded nervously, "Stars, man, I bought my yacht from your old man not a month ago. Small galaxy, huh? Send my regards."

"... seriously?" I said, looking around the table. "Just like that? Do all humans know each other?"

"Of course not." Captain Murray said, shaking her head. "Though… is your father Philip Joesph Kelly, vacation estate in the Carina Nebula?"

"No, that's my uncle?" Ensign Kelly said, "I've been there though, few years ago. Bit boring…"

"Well, my husband goes golfing with your uncle…"

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Antares City looked quite a bit like a large snowglobe, with docks radiating out around the rim. The void training fields were, appropriately, simply the underside, a section about two miles square which had no particularly sensitive parts or working components. In the far distance, you could sometimes see space workers clamouring over the station-keeping thrusters, radiator arrays, and other esoteric machines which jutted like great towers from the surface, but most of it was simply flat, empty steel plating.

The field was divided into a variety of sections for different purposes. Some were flat, others had rises and dips built in. One section was even covered over in wooden planks in imitation of a ship's hull, as while the Royal Marines were most likely to do any space boarding action, transported Army units were expected to lend assistance. The wood surfaces, a relic of the Second Age of Piracy, prevented magnetic locks and boots from adhering to the hull.

But today, training would be happening in the Sandbox, a large, dusty field simulating the conditions of a dead planet or moon, complete with the ability to rapidly sculpt artificial, hills, craters, and rocks. Combined with different paragravity settings, the reflective mirror to change lighting conditions, and the holographic emitters, just about any kind of low-atmosphere environment could be simulated.

So there I stood, fidgeting uncomfortably and silently in my radpack while trying not to fidget with the wire that connected my wireless to my throat speaker. The entire regiment, everyone who wasn't deployed, was out for exercises today, with 9th Company being loosely assigned to guard the guns while everyone else engaged in more complex exercises. This was the first excursion outside for more than half our machines, after all.

We had just reset for a new exercise, attempting to manage an attacking line across the field under 33% gravity. Fighting on surfaces like this was hard, just moving alone was a challenge. The ground was deceptively slippery and it was easy to stumble or fall if you didn't move carefully, and one soon got a feeling for planning your next half-dozen steps to maintain the loping gait you needed. Keeping this up in formation was a nightmare, and so drills were constant.

As I watched another of my new Doras eat dirt while returning to formation, her leg slipping out on the fine powdery surface and sending her tumbling sideways to the ground, Lieutenant Kennedy got my attention with a wave of her hand.

'How's your back?' she signed, a look of concern on her face behind the glass of her helmet.

'Fine' I signed back, a little annoyed. Word had gotten around through the officers about the M2130 packs, and I was honestly getting a little annoyed at their concern. Yes, it was uncomfortable, but I'd live.

"Alright everyone, if we're in position, we're going to be making this one a low-light attack." the voice of Major Gaynesford crackled through the wireless, and the mirror mounted above the field began to shift, diffusing the light of Antares into a flat twilight. My unit, not thirty meters away, became little more than a set of shadowy shapes against the ground, the only thing standing out being the eyes of anyone glancing back and the teal glows of the ensign's field generators, sparking on interaction with the dust at their feet.

Movement was difficult, but communication was a nightmare. With no air to propagate sound, you were down to sign language, signal lights, laser pointers, and the wireless. It was even worse when I was first activated, as the wireless systems only began to be introduced about fifteen years ago.

"A-section, I want you down at the rim of the crater to delay any incoming threat to the guns. Right at the lip." Captain Murray said, her voice barely audible through the wireless. "B-section, the right flank if you please. Be ready to screen, but do try to give the guns a good field of fire."

Signing luck to Lieutenant Kennedy, I strode back to my formation, drawing my sword. I glanced to the ring at the top of my sword's grip and toggled through the options with my thumb until I found the one I wanted, then I held the sword aloft and triggered the small button on the underside of the guard. Alternating pulses of yellow and white light flowed up the blade, and a moment later both ensigns copied the signal, and then the NCOs pulling ahead of the unit. I'd had to ask Ensign Sumner for help programming the signals in my blade, unfortunately.

Everyone began to move, a clumsy, awkward stagger, and I could see Sergeant Theda trying desperately to get the soldiers to close ranks as their gaits brought them apart. Behind us, the guns began firing, suddenly casting the whole scene in bright flashes that threw our shadows ahead of us. I let them move until we'd made about seventy paces from the battery before signalling a stop and pivot, leaving us diagonal to the line and in a line two deep. I walked to the outer edge so Kelly and Sumner could still see me while facing forward, staring down into the murky darkness of the Sandbox.

To our left, the 'attack' was proceeding, troops formed into tight bunches trying to work their way forward under the reduced gravity. As they began to close, every other section would slow and fire a few quick bursts of laser fire up the hill toward the vague holographic foe while the others pressed forward, alternating to try and disrupt the enemy fire while still making good time forward. Lieutenant Kennedy's guns were sweeping the enemy line, the flying guns burning sharp lines through the enemy while the gravitic howitzers threw out bombs that exploded into submunitions high above.

A Dora near me at the section suddenly perked up, pointing out to the field, and I noticed her fellows doing the same, pointing out toward the edge of the ridge on our far side. Following her finger, I saw it, dust blooming up over the edge, something moving along it and sending up a cloud of dust which hung unnaturally in the reduced gravity.

I squeezed the switch at my throat to trip my microphone while toggling the pointer function on my pistol.

"Look alive, I've got dust over the left hand ridge, about nine hundred yards." I warned, pointing my pistol up and flashing twice towards the ridge. "See it?"

"Got it, Fusie. Flanking calvary you think?"

"They are moving awful fast." I confirmed, following the propagation of the smoke cloud. Given the way it was rolling down the edge, I imagined it was the (holographic) enemy aligning themselves along the edge of the ridge for a movement on our guns. Not many of them, but at least a company in size, exactly the sort of force you'd throw out to threaten a battery.

Properly, we ought to have skirmishers there to confirm, but such was exercises with a half a regiment.

"Lieutenant Beckham, pull back to the reverse slope of the crater." Captain Murray said, and I glanced back to see her and her section moving from the edge of the crater toward my position. While the forward lip was better for disrupting skirmishers and harassing formations, the reverse would force calvary to go around. "B-section, they'll come through you if anywhere, I'm coming to you."

"Acknowledged."

If I had time, I should like to get my revolver cannons to the ridge with A-section, but the attack could come at any moment, and the worst place for them was between us alone. Instead, I signaled for a chevron formation, essentially one-quarter of an infantry square arrayed toward the enemy. You couldn't form a proper square with just a section, but you could put your tripod guns in the center of the formation and hard to get at without going directly through the densest stack of steel-armoured machines or taking a long flank that exposed you to the fire of one of the sides and the guns.

I shifted back with the unit and repositioned myself near the center just as the enemy, such as they were, came over the top of the ridge. The vague shapes were insectoid, clearly inspired by some of the more alien war machines we'd encountered at the rimward front, and they skittered low and fast toward us. This wasn't like the much more precise holographic forms of the sparring ring, these were a sort of indistinct mass, a suggestion of a formation of perhaps a hundred foes, its details amorphous and fleeting.

I raised my sword in anticipation to call for fire as they closed, holding for the most effective time. If you fired too early, the beams would dissipate with distance, and you'd be caught refilling coolant or switching rods as they reached your line. Four hundred yards would be good, three hundred best.

I could see Sergeant Theda glancing back at me, glaring. She wanted to fire early, I could tell, she was from a military which used magnetic rifles whose effectiveness did not drop off with distance (but whose rate of fire was fixed and much slower). All her instincts were telling her to order the volley.

I signed no as emphatically as I could, taking a step toward her. Her head locked forward, her arm remained raised.

At about three hundred and fifty yards, I signalled to fire, my sword flashing red, and Theda's hand chopped forward. There was a blinding series of strobes down the line, shots at simulated high power, and a huge cloud of coolant billowed out, pulled spherical by the vacuum. The revolver cannons began pulsing, a shot every half-second over the heads of the front rank, and as they overheated the weapon was cranked around, discarding a red-hot heat sink into the dirt and continuing to fire as the crews slotted in another.

A moment later, concurrent with our second volley, A-section lit up into their flank, and the shape of their formation shrank and grew ragged as it closed, simulating dwindling numbers. They were getting closer now, a hundred and fifty yards as the coolant started to grow thinner and the muskets started dumping heat directly into the rods. Pulses of light flashed up and down their line from short ranged weapons, and a few of the machines in front of us had their training packs buzz indicating they'd been hit, so they lay down and the unit tried to close up around them.

If we were going to activate bayonets, it ought to be soon.

Glancing over the heads of my Theos and Doras, it didn't look necessary. The formation was slowing, and less were dropping with each volley as it became less dense (the individual shapes were not targets, the formation was simply a target line as before, casualties calculated by odds and deviation from the center). As they grew to a halt, the front ranks panicking or locking up or whatever, I toggled my sword over and ordered walking fire.

The formation began shifting forward, edges first until it was a solid line. They couldn't exactly walk and fire in the low gravity, but they could shoot, bound two steps while the capacitors recharged, and fire again. Guns were opened and rods replaced, littering their wake with red-hot heat sinks as they kept up the pressure. With the enemy closing on what was supposed to be their charge and a solid base of inaccessible fire behind them, the holographic formation began to roll away from the section.

I turned to see Captain Murray had, at some point, come to stand beside me, an enormous grin on her face as she watched the line move. She signed 'good work', and in that moment, I felt invincible.
 
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it was easy to stumble or fall if you moved carefully,
I think this is missing a negative.
"... well that's not right." he said, honestly looking a little disgusted suddenly. "Good lord, I hadn't a clue. Captain?"

"That's awful, yes. I really wish somebody had brought this up. I have a brother in the War Office, I'll write him. Surely something could be done." the Captain added, genuine concern on her face. "And I'm worried the Theos and Doras think they need to keep something like this quiet. That's awful."

"Now hold on, it's just a bit uncomfortable, it's not-"

"I think my dad buys solar sails from the Leynthalls?" Ensign Kelly said hesitantly, "Perhaps I can relay a message through him about the pack's problems?"
Aww, they're good sorts.

This does show a difference between military and civilian machines, I think. The unionized household staff of Maid to Love You didn't hesitate to speak up when things were getting inconvenient for them, while the Theos and Doras have more reserve. Is it a stricter chain of command, officer/NCO divide? Is it a macho thing, like, "Ooh, look how tough we are,"?
 
I think this is missing a negative.

Aww, they're good sorts.

This does show a difference between military and civilian machines, I think. The unionized household staff of Maid to Love You didn't hesitate to speak up when things were getting inconvenient for them, while the Theos and Doras have more reserve. Is it a stricter chain of command, officer/NCO divide? Is it a macho thing, like, "Ooh, look how tough we are,"?
All of the above :3
 
"Very good," I said approvingly, "and therein lies the problem. The Leynthall Model 2130 pack issued to our Theos and Doras was, we think, designed by a human who'd never have to wear it. It looks nice, but the panels jutt out too far for close formation, they do not cool very well because of thermal overlap, and they have this stiff steel frame that's dreadfully uncomfortable."
Probably also all sorts of problems with joints; cold welding is a really disgusting problem with no good solutions. Basically, you either have lubricant (which boils off and gets all gummy), bumpy contact surfaces (which make the joints all grindy), or joints that cold-weld randomly as bearing surfaces forget that they're made of different pieces of metal (and then they're not joints any more). Specially-built sealed bearings can help, but there's really only so much you can do.
"... seriously?" I said, looking around the table. "Just like that? Do all humans know each other?"
Even today it sometimes feels like the population of the planet is only like ten thousand.

I can't remember if this has been noted yet - how has human population changed in the regency spacefuture? It's certainly far less dense, Miss Polestar's ship and this military unit both looking to be somewhere in the realm of 80%-95% robot, but the expanded territory could easily balance that out.
Signing luck to Lieutenant Kennedy, I strode back to my formation, drawing my sword. I glanced to the ring at the top of my sword's grip and toggled through the options with my thumb until I found the one I wanted, then I held the sword aloft and triggered the small button on the underside of the guard. Alternating pulses of yellow and white light flowed up the blade, and a moment later both ensigns copied the signal, and then the NCOs pulling ahead of the unit. I'd had to ask Ensign Sumner for help programming the signals in my blade, unfortunately.
technicolor laser swords instead of whistles and drums because you need to operate in vacuum and being too creative with your signals gets your troops stoned, fucking sweet
I could see Sergeant Theda glancing back at me, glaring. She wanted to fire early, I could tell, she was from a military which used magnetic rifles whose effectiveness did not drop off with distance (but whose rate of fire was fixed and much slower). All her instincts were telling her to order the volley.
Right, I forgot to comment on this earlier! It's really unusual, from a history-of-science perspective, to see fundamentally differing technologies existing side-by-side like this. Competing standards can coexist, but when there are two fundamentally different processes for achieving a specific goal you almost always see one "win" pretty quickly as it turns out to integrate with other tech more cleanly or be flat-out better than the other option. Like the way we've universally standardized on nitrocellulose for propellants in firearms. One military being universally outfitted with kinetic weapons and the other with energy weapons is really interesting. It's more believable in totally isolated tech-bases, the classic example being "Humans use guns and aliens use lasers", but you really do need them to be massively separated - look at how similar NATO and Soviet technologies are when you get right down to it.

I wonder if that's intentional? In case humanity runs into something that's particularly resistant to one or the other.
 
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I can't remember if this has been noted yet - how has human population changed in the regency spacefuture? It's certainly far less dense, Miss Polestar's ship and this military unit both looking to be somewhere in the realm of 80%-95% robot, but the expanded territory could easily balance that out.

Right, I forgot to comment on this earlier! It's really unusual, from a history-of-science perspective, to see fundamentally differing technologies existing side-by-side like this. Competing standards can coexist, but when there are two fundamentally different processes for achieving a specific goal you almost always see one "win" pretty quickly as it turns out to integrate with other tech more cleanly or be flat-out better than the other option. Like the way we've universally standardized on nitrocellulose for propellants in firearms. One military being universally outfitted with kinetic weapons and the other with energy weapons is really interesting.

I wonder if that's intentional? In case humanity runs into something that's particularly resistant to one or the other.
Re: population, we haven't finished talking this out, but I think the population has contracted quite significantly though a whole bunch of factors that pushed things to or below the replacement rate for a while. There's probably less than a billion humans total, maybe significantly less, but we have to math it out. Most families have just one or two children.

You have to remember that human forces don't typically fight each other, nor any consistent foe, and most military theory is... well, theory. That said, this is largely a case of how much certain technologies are in use in a given force with their doctrine, not outright divergent tech bases. The Space British still use projectile guns (greenjackets with coil rifles and the gravitic howitzers for example), but want the rapid fire of the laser muskets in line units. The Germans and Americans (and probably others) have differing doctrines which make long range rifles more attractive, and probably make up for it elsewhere, like having more of those rapid fire tripod lasers per section or something! Other human armies might be even weirder.
 
This story has been a treat to read these last few days. I'm really enjoying this optimistic retrofuturistic setting. I can't wait to see more.
 
"I didn't think machines needed to breathe, do you?" Ensign Kelly said, twirling something in his finger. I was pretty sure it was a safety tab from one of the disposable missiles that 4th Company had been training on yesterday, left discarded in the grass. "Whatsit matter?"

I was about to answer when I saw Ensign Sumner perked up, looking eagerly at me with a smile on her face. Her I know that! face.

"Lydia, go ahead." I said, and she looked like she was going to burst with pride.

"Machines don't breathe, but they still need air. They use a system of liquid coolant inside their bodies to whisk heat from their processors and other working parts, then run that to a heat sink and silent fans at their back and collar, usually." she said, clearly reciting something she'd read. "But in vacuum, there is no air to use for cooling, so instead these systems are tied into backpack radiator units."
:p Knew it!

The field was divided into a variety of sections for different purposes. Some were flat, others had rises and dips built in. One section was even covered over in wooden planks in imitation of a ship's hull, as while the Royal Marines were most likely to do any space boarding action, transported Army units were expected to lend assistance. The wood surfaces, a relic of the Second Age of Piracy, prevented magnetic locks and boots from adhering to the hull.
:p

Showoffs. Coppering the bottom would work just as well and be just as traditional.

One wonders where they find wood that doesn't degrade hopelessly under vacuum conditions. I'd like to see that tree.

Probably also all sorts of problems with joints; cold welding is a really disgusting problem with no good solutions. Basically, you either have lubricant (which boils off and gets all gummy), bumpy contact surfaces (which make the joints all grindy), or joints that cold-weld randomly as bearing surfaces forget that they're made of different pieces of metal (and then they're not joints any more). Specially-built sealed bearings can help, but there's really only so much you can do.
Hm. Different materials might help? Steel-on-brass or some such? Replaceable bushings and such have their advantages if you want soldierbots that are easily repaired in the field, I would think.

Right, I forgot to comment on this earlier! It's really unusual, from a history-of-science perspective, to see fundamentally differing technologies existing side-by-side like this. Competing standards can coexist, but when there are two fundamentally different processes for achieving a specific goal you almost always see one "win" pretty quickly as it turns out to integrate with other tech more cleanly or be flat-out better than the other option. Like the way we've universally standardized on nitrocellulose for propellants in firearms. One military being universally outfitted with kinetic weapons and the other with energy weapons is really interesting. It's more believable in totally isolated tech-bases, the classic example being "Humans use guns and aliens use lasers", but you really do need them to be massively separated - look at how similar NATO and Soviet technologies are when you get right down to it.
I think this is a case where the wildly diverse nature of the threats (ferocious wildlife and miscellaneous killbots left behind by long-gone precursor races) makes it difficult to directly compare performance metrics for the Prussian (presumed) railgun rifles and the British-style laser musket.
 
You have to remember that human forces don't typically fight each other, nor any consistent foe, and most military theory is... well, theory.
Fair!

Hmm. Is that energy screen better at stopping kinetic weapons or directed-energy stuff? Do the militaries that use more coilguns/railguns have different shields or standard armor than the laser-equipped british army?

Oh! Also! How do they keep the humans from going blind when there are lasers going everywhere? Energy screen, or are the humans wearing victorianpunk eyepro around?
Hm. Different materials might help? Steel-on-brass or some such? Replaceable bushings and such have their advantages if you want soldierbots that are easily repaired in the field, I would think.
Yeah, choosing different materials can help, but often at the cost of effectiveness.

Assuming that solders will just lose joints every now and then is probably... somewhat reasonable, especially if the joints fail slowly (galling up or getting crunchy) rather than freezing solid all at once.
 
I'm torn on if I want the officers wearing flash goggles or if I come up with a more sci-fi answer. On the one hand, I love specifying eye protection in settings with lasers, but on the other, I worry it'd feel very steampunk in a setting that is very heavily rejecting the cliches of that aesthetic.

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re: cold welding, honestly its probably just that they've got a lubricant that's both vacuum safe and which prevents the direct contact between working parts, while its already established there's surface treatment on their 'skin'.
 
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Space in general is pretty terrible for your eyes, because there's no atmosphere to shield the sun.

So, everyone could just have genemodded eyes.
 
I'm torn on if I want the officers wearing flash goggles or if I come up with a more sci-fi answer. On the one hand, I love specifying eye protection in settings with lasers, but on the other, I worry it'd feel very steampunk in a setting that is very heavily rejecting the cliches of that aesthetic.
There may never have been regulation eyewear, but at many times various hats - particularly the big fur ones - came very low over the eyes and I believe that various officers adopted Arab-inspired head wraps in those climes, at times.

Possibly you want to adopt something like the Home Service Helmet for field duty, except with a black, translucent brim that comes further down in the front, acting as flash and blast protection when pulled forward to shield the eyes?
 
Honestly yeah a black visor they can pull down in the bicorn is *much* more in line with the settings aesthetic than some fucking brass goggles lol

edit: or even better, a transparent and nearly invisible visor that darkens when needed
 
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Assuming that solders will just lose joints every now and then is probably... somewhat reasonable, especially if the joints fail slowly (galling up or getting crunchy) rather than freezing solid all at once.
"Nothing for it, it's amputation and a crutch until we can get a new set of knees from Nova Edinburgh in for Theo. Have him put on these headphones while I find the saw." ;)
 
Probably also all sorts of problems with joints; cold welding is a really disgusting problem with no good solutions. Basically, you either have lubricant (which boils off and gets all gummy), bumpy contact surfaces (which make the joints all grindy), or joints that cold-weld randomly as bearing surfaces forget that they're made of different pieces of metal (and then they're not joints any more). Specially-built sealed bearings can help, but there's really only so much you can do.
Fortuitously, cold welding only takes place between two metals of similar composition. If a robot were to have a bronze (or bronze coated) hip socket and a stainless steel femur ball, the two will not undergo cold welding, as the two metals aren't compatible in that fashion. In practice you'd probably want to use a ceramic head (to avoid fretting) and whatever the best vacuum-safe lubrication the setting has in that situation. Or avoid ball and socket joints entirely.
 
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