LEAVING THE CRADLE // Oil Makes Roil.
"On one hand I'm glad the two-party system is finally starting to break down. On the other hand I'm afraid about what might end up taking its place."
- @ItreoGuevera (Twitter); November 4, 2026.
Boston Red Sox defeat Arizona Diamondbacks 4-1 in 2026 World Series.
- Fox Sports; November 5, 2026.
Iranian government begins emergency relocation from violence-racked Tehran to Ramsar, on the Caspian coast.
- BBC Persia; November 6, 2026.
Recount confirms Freedom Party candidate John Bryce as representative for Nevada's 2nd Congressional district.
- KRXI-TV; November 7, 2026.
Iranian military successfully defends Beharestan from angry mob of rioters.
- Al Jazeera; November 8, 2026.
Syrian Democratic Forces spring renewed assault on Aleppo.
- ABC News (US); November 9, 2026.
Over 1,200 recorded casualties within first 24 hours of fighting in Aleppo.
- Reuters; November 10, 2026.
Passenger train inbound for Nagpur from Mumbai derails, killing 24 and injuring dozens more.
- ITV News (India); November 11, 2026.
What the chaos in Russia could mean for the EU's stability.
- Fox News; November 12, 2026.
Shots fired during President Jon Ramaphosa's public speech held in Johannesburg.
- City Press (South Africa); November 13, 2026.
Eurasianists stage successful military coup against leadership of the People's Republic of Sakhalin.
- Newsweek; November 14, 2026.
Shells rain over Aleppo once again as Assad and the SDF are locked in a brutal struggle over control of the city.
Is the Biden administration sending funds and military aid to the Eurasian Federation?
- Fox News; November 16, 2026.
Fists of the Azeris capture Sarab from Iranian government.
- Newsweek; November 17, 2026.
Former governor Peter Shumlin elected to Sanders's old US Senate seat.
Governor of Nigeria's Kaduna state assassinated by unidentified assailant.
- Naija News; November 19, 2026.
Eurasian Federation launches invasion of former Khabarovsk Krai.
- Euronews; November 20, 2026.
Watch CNN's interview with prominent leader of the Eurasian Federation, Erik Tolbanov.
Government of National Accord captures Suluq from Libyan National Army.
- Al Jazeera; November 22, 2026.
Losing Freedom House of Representatives candidate goes on mass shooting rampage, killing 6 before taking his own life.
- Kentucky New Era; November 23, 2026.
Shell oil rig off the coast of Greenland explodes, creating the largest oil spill since Deepwater Horizon.
- BBC News; November 24, 2026.
Most of Kafr Hamrah under control of the Syrian Democratic Forces.
- Al Jazeera; November 25, 2026.
"Tsar Alexander IV" makes public speech to crowd at Rostov-on-Don.
- TV Tokyo News; November 26, 2026.
"...my people, it has been long past due for the rightful rulers of Russia to guide her noble people back towards the right direction, to bring light where there has been none for over a hundred years. It is time to best the mighty Westerners and their deviant practices - it is time to let the Empire of Russia fly its banner once again!"
- Quote from self-proclaimed Tsar Alexander IV's infamous "Rostov" speech; November 26, 2026.
Moscow turns the tide against RUSSR's assault on St. Petersburg.
- The Guardian; November 27, 2026.
European Preservation Front temporarily takes control of Dipkarpaz in Turkish Cyprus.
- Euronews; November 28, 2026.
Eurasian advance into Russian Manchuria stalled by United Communes of Amur.
- Reuters; November 29, 2026.
Finnish armed forces on high alert following border incursion made by warlord based out of Murmansk.
- Helsingin Sanomat; November 30, 2026.
Danish government orders Shell to pay $3.4 billion USD in restitution for the Greenland oil rig explosion.
- SVT1 News; December 1, 2026.
GNA ground troops closing in on the outskirts of Benghazi.
- NBC News; December 2, 2026.
New MI6 report claims much of eastern West Papua is fully out of the control of Indonesian armed forces.
- ITV News (UK); December 3, 2026.
Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige announces the continuation of the MCU primarily through TV shows on Disney+.
- The Hollywood Reporter; December 4, 2026.
"Are they seriously still banking on that dumpster fire of a streaming service?"
- diesel patches (YouTube); December 4, 2026.
Argentine president Milei arrested following military coup.
Saudi Arabian government quietly abandons work on The Line following refocusing its efforts towards earthquake cleanup.
- The New York Post; December 6, 2026.
President Milei escapes police custody for Geneva, Switzerland.
- The Buenos Aires Herald; December 7, 2026.
Shell CEO Wael Sawan resigns following mounting international pressure in wake of Greenland oil spill.
- NBC News; December 8, 2026.
Warlord based out of Pskov Oblast launches night raid towards Tartu, Estonia.
- Euronews; December 9, 2026.
Fists of the Azeris at Tabriz's doorstep, say US intelligence officials.
- The Huffington Post; December 10, 2026.
Sudden surge of COVID-19 cases throughout much of European Russia.
- The Guardian; December 11, 2026.
Buenos Aires subject to unending riots against the military junta.
- TV Brasilia; December 12, 2026.
City of Quaminis captured by Libyan Government of National Accord.
- Al Jazeera; December 13, 2026.
US airstrike against former Pskov Oblast takes out warlord that raided Estonia.
- The Washington Post; December 14, 2026.
Russian Duma passes law relaxing anti-LGBT+ laws and policies, but still has yet to legalize gay marriage.
- Human Rights Watch; December 15, 2026.
President Belyakov professes tacit approval towards US airstrike near Pskov, but warns that "[the Americans] are not to be trusted... if you give them an inch, then they will take a hundred miles."
United Communes of Amur taken over by Leninists in bloodless coup.
- The New York Times; December 17, 2026.
Why it's okay to not celebrate Christmas.
- Buzzfeed; December 18, 2026.
"See? Look at that! There you go! The War on Christmas is real!"
- Matt Walsh (The Daily Wire); December 18, 2026.
SDF leadership issue consolidation directive aimed at bringing more disobedient subordinates under control.
- AlHiwar; December 19, 2026.
Much of north and northeastern Aleppo under the control of the Syrian Democratic Forces.
Constantin Film sues DeepReel for violation of German copyright law.
- AI Today; December 21, 2026.
Village of Tazirbu captured by Libyan GNA.
- Al Jazeera; December 22, 2026.
Elder Scrolls 6 filled to the brim with bugs on launch, as per usual.
- The Gaming Watcher; December 23, 2026.
"AHAUHAUHAUHAUA! Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, look at that mouth movement! It's like a... one of those goddamn shitty SFM animations! Oh my god..."
- Joel Vargskelethor (Kick); December 24, 2026.
"...so in summary, the game is highly resource-intensive, you can no-clip through walls, a lot of the side quests are broken, and the story is boring and un-immersive. It's quite possibility the worst Christmas present in the history of video games."
- LucasOrville331 (YouTube); December 25, 2026.
Argentine junta leaders' headquarters stuck by bomb placed by unidentified assailant; all 5 members declared dead.
- O Globo; December 26, 2026.
Tsardom of Russia troops take down last vestiges of Kislovodsk People's Commune.
President Milei returns to Argentina and is greeted by a jubilant crowd.
- The Buenos Aires Times; December 28, 2026.
"Chat... chat, this is not a finished game. Why should I keep playing this if I know I won't be able to finish it?"
- Vinny Vinesauce during Hammerfell stream (Kick); December 29, 2026.
Will Russia ever be put back together again?
Bethesda releases emergency Hammerfell patch - but many fans are still quite upset.
- PC Gamer; December 31, 2026.
Montenegro and North Macedonia become the two newest member states of the European Union.
- MEGA Channel News; January 1, 2027.
Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve 2027 pulls in lowest ratings in show's history.
- Entertainment Weekly; January 1, 2027.
"I just don't get it... we had Ariana Grande, we had BTS, we had DJ Leenman, we pulled out everything we could get! What the hell are we doing that's pushing everyone away?"
- Disney CEO Bob Iger discussing the failure of Dick Clark '27 with board of directors; January 1, 2027.
Almost all of eastern former Sakha Republic under the control of the Eurasian Federation.
120th US Congress inaugurated at the Capitol Building.
- Huffington Post; January 3, 2027.
Marjorie Taylor Greene boldly declares an incoming "new age of Freedom" for the American people.
Tsarist forces capture Novorossiysk, cementing their hold over the Russian Caucasus.
- Dimokratia; January 5, 2027.
Last wild specimen of the crowned sifaka dies in Madagascar.
- Scientific American; January 6, 2027.
Total 2026 domestic box office sales about $5.8 billion, the lowest recorded since the pandemic.
- The Hollywood Reporter; January 7, 2027.
Anti-Milei guerillas reportedly fighting in Tierra del Fuego.
- The Atlantic; January 7, 2027.
Free City of Kaliningrad reportedly troubled by Eurasian defectors.
Osaka-based cargo ship inbound for Petropavlovsk sunk by team of heavily armed patrol boats affiliated with Manchurian warlords.
- The Yomiuri Shimbun; January 9, 2027.
Syrian Democratic Forces closing in on desert surrounding Palmyra.
- Reuters; January 10, 2027.
- - -
The mess hall of Yeltsin Forward Base was a hive of activity and chatter for the brave soldiers who lived there. Despite everything, the rations were still adequate - but even as the troops huddled together for warmth they could still hear the barrage of gunfire echoing off to the east, made by their brothers against their brothers.
Nestled within the pack of sardines was Yuliy Komarov, a proud frontline soldier for the St. Petersburg Provisional Government. All things considered, he was more content with his lot than he was on this day one year ago, but not by very much. Most importantly, he felt like he had a purpose for the first time in his life, and even though it was almost certain that he was fighting for a temporary state he still knew it would be worth it in the end.
From beyond the opening in the tent, the base's commanding officer stepped in with his entourage. He stood facing the masses of warriors, looking onwards with a grim expression on his face. He motioned to one of his staff, who picked up a megaphone before turning it on and blaring orders.
"Attention! Colonel Ageykin has an announcement! Turn your heads to face him!"
The entire mess hall went quiet before the colonel cleared his throat.
"Attention, soldiers. We've just got word from Moscow that the leader of the Restored USSR has been killed. He was shot by his own bodyguard. I bid you all a good evening, and I'll see you at the front lines in an hour."
Before the colonel could finish speaking the entire crowd went into celebratory cheering. They stood up and high fived each other, clinking together bottles of watered-down vodka in honor of this special occasion. Surely the war would be over soon - or at least, this particular phase.
Yuliy was among those who were more or less unsurprised. They had been fighting against these guys for almost a year, and the bullet that took their leader came from within their own ranks. Typical.
- - -
Self-proclaimed General Secretary of the "Restored USSR", Samuil Nazarov, killed by personal bodyguard.
- Euronews; January 11, 2027.
Kazakhstan's request for military aid from the US against the Siberian Caliphate promptly denied.
- Fox News; January 12, 2027.
New leadership of rump RUSSR renames itself to "the Russian Commune Collective"; reorients its goals towards the establishment of the world's first anarcho-communist state.
- NBC News; January 13, 2027.
New England hit by massive nor'easter, blanking the region in over 3 feet of snow.
- The Weather Channel; January 14, 2027.
As the first of Gen Alpha reaches adolescence, the now middle-aged Millennials are beginning to grow out of touch with current tech and trends.
FEMA agents deployed to Boston area in wake of Thursday's nor'easter.
- The Boston Globe; January 16, 2027.
"...I know you'll believe me when I say that the Eurasian Federation is bad news. Any group trying to reestablish the old Soviet Union's borders, no matter their vague platitudes towards democracy or freedom of speech, is going to position itself as an international pariah when it forcibly annexes all those independent states... including Ukraine. And when you have a rogue armed with nukes, it's only a matter of when they'll end up using them."
- Tucker Carlson (OANN); January 17, 2027.
"With the nor'easter over I'm still not too sure about this whole climate change thing. If the world is supposed to be heating up, then why does it seem like winters have been colder than ever?"
- @DrewOfNewHaven (Twitter); January 18, 2027.
"Keep being stupid. Lmao"
- @ItreoGuevera; January 18, 2027.
Italian parliament narrowly passes bill imposing stricter regulations on foreign asylum seekers.
- Rai News 24; January 19, 2027.
"So the EPF have won. Let's see how long it takes the rest of the continent to wake up."
- @ChurchNotKirk (Twitter); January 20, 2027.
GNA forces deploy northward desert assault towards Tobruk.
- Reuters; January 21, 2027.
Russian Communal Collective rapidly losing ground to breakaway states and Moscow government forces.
- CBS News; January 22, 2027.
Cartel-related murders down by 15% in 2026 when compared to the previous year.
- La Jornada; January 23, 2027.
Indian Department of Space announces plans for an unmanned Mars probe, set for launch by 2032.
- ITV News (India); January 24, 2027.
Over one and half a million cases of COVID recorded in Russia over the past two months.
- BBC News; January 25, 2027.
Prominent Chinese pro-democracy advocate Lian Jingyi missing for over two weeks.
- The New York Post; January 26, 2027.
Russian Tsardom's offensive towards the Volga delta halted by strategic bombings from Moscow.
Albanese announces his resignation as prime minister following the failure of a defence appropriations bill in the House of Representatives.
- ABC News (Australia); January 28, 2027.
The fight for Freedom may be tipping towards their favor, but the war is far from over - what the Freedom Party needs to do in order to take the presidency.
- Breitbart; January 29, 2027.
Most of Benghazi's eastern suburbs under the control of the GNA.
- NBC News; January 30, 2027.
EPF destroys third migrant boat in the last month, a sharp decrease from the height of their reign of terror last summer.
- BBC News; January 31, 2027.
Snap federal elections fixed for February 12.
- The Courier-Mail; February 1, 2027.
Amur People's Republic remains strong in spite of continued Eurasian aggression.
- Pravda; February 2, 2027.
Self-proclaimed Siberian Caliphate makes advance towards Kostanay, Kazakhstan.
- Reuters; February 3, 2027.
Governor Anderson files for divorce against wife.
Hospitals throughout Moscow and St. Petersburg set up emergency tents in order to cope with COVID's resurgence.
- Euronews; February 5, 2027.
Solar eclipse occurs over most of South America.
- O Globo; February 6, 2027.
Ukrainian military beset by frequent border incursions made by Russian warlords.
- Le Monde; February 7, 2027.
Russian tanks surround the Kremlin as rumors of a coup spread like wildfire.
Civilians jeer at coup forces in a nostalgic throwback to the August Coup.
"Two Russian coups within two months. I feel absolutely terrible for everyone who's been trapped."
- @ItreoGuevera (Twitter); February 8, 2027.
Russian government forces announce the arrest of at least 5 high-ranking military officers suspected of masterminding yesterday's attempted coup.
- Euronews; February 9, 2027.
NASA announces the delay of all future Artemis missions until at least 2030.
- SpaceNews; February 10, 2027.
Uncovered skeleton reportedly belonging to Alexander the Great revealed to be a hoax.
GNA advance towards Tobruk ground to a halt by severe dust storms.
- Reuters; February 12, 2027.
Labor achieves minority government following yesterday's elections.
- ABC News (Australia); February 13, 2027.
Houston Texans defeat Carolina Panthers 17-13 at Super Bowl LXI held in MetLife Stadium in Rutherford, New Jersey.
- ABC Sports (US); February 14, 2027.
Iranian Renewal Force reportedly controlling around one-third of Tehran's neighborhoods.
- Le Monde; February 15, 2027.
Peronist Argentine Popular Front based out of the Andes launches eastbound assault on Milei's government.
- Newsweek; February 15, 2027.
President Lukashenko decries the "ugly lawlessness" of warlords bordering Belarus; warns that "if [this] continues then they will have hell to pay".
- Zviazda; February 16, 2027.
Uganda ratifies constitution for the East African Federation.
Frankfurt court orders AI movie company DeepReel to pay Constantin Films over €600 million in compensation for violating the latter's copyright.
- Das Erste Nachricht; February 18, 2027.
Moscow military tribunal sentences all 6 ringleaders of February coup to death.
In a stunning move, the Tsardom of Russia captures both Pyatigorsk and Grozny in the same day.
DeepReel CEO Brendon Flanders announces that the company will not be appealing the Constantin decision.
- AI Today; February 21, 2027.
MP for Corangamite, Tyler McLean, sworn in as Australia's newest prime minister.
- The Daily Telegraph (Sydney); February 22, 2027.
Impending debt ceiling breach sparks heavy debate within Congress.
- Newsweek; February 23, 2027.
House unable to vote on Medicaid appropriations bill; government shutdown appears imminent.
- Politico; February 24, 2027.
2030 FIFA World Cup to be hosted by Italy.
Igdir Genocide Memorial vandalized by unknown perpetrator.
- Sabah (newspaper); February 26, 2027.
Congressman Arnold Porter [F-TX] files motion to vacate Speaker McCarthy.
- C-SPAN; February 27, 2027.
How far will Freedom ring in 2028? Here are some predictions.
House of Representatives narrowly votes to remove Speaker Kevin McCarthy from office.
"Something tells me that he's been sitting in that chair for a lot longer than he should have."
- Jesse Waters (Fox News); March 2, 2027.
Russian armed forces recapture Kazan from CAR.
Iranian military turning the tide against IRF rebels.
EPF destroyer infamous for harassing migrant boats coming out of Tripoli sunk MNTF task force earlier this morning.
Sony announces the development of the PlayStation 6; due for release in November.
"Well, it can only be so much worse than the PS5. Right? RIGHT?"
- @Caddicarus (Twitter); March 7, 2027.
Chinese National Space Administration reveal details for an unmanned Mercury lander, with a planned launch date slated for 2031.
- China Daily; March 8, 2027.
Frank Lucas [R-OK] elected as 56th Speaker of the House.
Governor Anderson signs bill legalizing abortion in cases of rape statewide.
Starmer reshuffles cabinet following the sudden resignation of Secretary for Science, Innovation and Technology.
- ITV News (UK); March 11, 2027.
FBI Director Jon Schmitt declares "a quiet victory" over the recent tide of white nationalist groups like the Cracker Defense Squadron.
- intelNews.org; March 12, 2027.
Much of former Khabarovsk Krai under control of the Eurasian Federation.
- Chosun Ilbo; March 13, 2027.
Hundreds of Iranian Renewal Force militants captured and forced out of eastern Tehran.
- Iran International; March 14, 2027.
President Belyakov announces renewed offensive into western Central Russia near the borders with Ukraine and Belarus.
- Interfax; March 15, 2027.
Serbia to hold referendum on joining the European Union on November 7.
- BBC International; March 16, 2027.
City of Smolensk recaptured within days of Russia launching its new westward offensive.
- Euronews; March 17, 2027.
Confederation of Allied Republics gains considerable ground due to the waning of Russian military presence.
City of Cordoba captured by Argentine Popular Front.
- NBC News; March 18, 2027.
Australian parliament passes law barring primary schools from discussing LGBT topics during Years 2 and below.
- TVNZ News; March 19, 2027.
Laurent Wauquiez barely in the lead, according to recent presidential election polling.
- France Info; March 20, 2027.
Russian Federation troops reach Belarussian border.
Leaked phone call reveals Jeff Bezos planned to use Amazon assets in order to influence elections in nations around the world.
- The Guardian; March 22, 2027.
"It's AI generated. Trust me, I'd know."
- Elon Musk (Twitter); March 23, 2027.
Bezos phone call Truth-O-Meter rating: False.
- PolitiFact; March 23, 2027.
President Lukashenko gives his personal thanks to Russian president Belyakov for "restoring order in our mutual border regions".
- Novy Chas; March 24, 2027.
Amazon workers go on nationwide strike, calling for the resignation of CEO Jeff Bezos.
- ABC News (US); March 25, 2027.
"...so they go on strike against Bezos for doing something that Soros did for decades? I think I smell some hypocrisy."
- Nick Fuentes (Rumble); March 25, 2027.
Syrian Democratic Forces reach the outskirts of Palmyra.
Amazon calls in Pinkerton detectives to help break factory worker strikes in Dallas-Fort Worth area.
De facto ruler of the "Russian Commune Collective" reportedly killed by Russian Federation airstrike.
- Euronews; March 28, 2027.
Mediterranean Nautical Task Force captures one of three remaining known EPF gunboats.
- ZDF News; March 29, 2027.
Kazakhstani military pushes Siberian Caliphate forces out of Aktobe.
- The Asahi Shimbun; March 30, 2027.
Most of southern Benghazi under control of GNA forces.
- Al Jazeera; March 31, 2027.
- - -
To those living in Russia during the winter of 2026-7, it seemed as if there was no worse state that this once-great country could sink to. This sentiment was shared particularly among those under the Moscow government, who one year prior had anticipated the splendid blossoming of a truly democratic Russian Federation, but were now under the realization that such dreams were as cold as the weather.
But even during this dark hour, the leadership still persevered. President Belyakov is quoted by a top Kremlin staffer as saying "it's either we win or we lose... and I don't plan on losing." Needless to say, there remained light at the end of the tunnel - even though the darkness was far from over.
Yuriy Ponikarov. "Hibernation: A History of Post-Soviet Russia", Netsk Online Publishing, 2076.