LEAVING THE CRADLE // Spontaneous Re-Election Campaign.
Paradox CEO June Ceder reveals more information about
Warhammer Fantasy Online at PDXCON 2028.
"...the base game's map will consist of the Imperial states of Reikland, Middenland, and Talabecland, along with its capital, the Free City of Altdorf. Following initial release, we do have plans to add more of the Old World in future updates."
- Ceder explaining the full extent of WFO's game map on release; July 1, 2028.
Kazakhstani president Kassym-Jomart Tokayev declares state of emergency in light of Russian tsarist invasion.
- Dainik Navajyoti; July 2, 2028.
New CIA report alleges the PRC is sending arms and supplies to legitimist Russian government.
- National Intelligence; July 3, 2028.
General Wael Haddad appointed interim President of Egypt by provisional military council.
- Al Jazeera; July 4, 2028.
Libyan government signs autonomy agreement with Taureg and other ethnic militias.
- CNN International; July 5, 2028.
Major wildfire breaks out in Sequoia National Park.
- Los Angeles Times; July 6, 2028.
"The fire has already claimed at least 4 of the world-famous trees, and as of now it shows no sign of stopping... this truly is a great travesty to the planet's environmental diversity.
- Donald Carter (CNN); July 6, 2028.
13 right-leaning delegates of the Argentinian Reconstruction Committee walk out due to political differences.
California firefighters struggle to contain Sequoia wildfire as many look to Governor Bonta for answers.
"...a lot of the left-leaning youth are in favor of student loan forgiveness. I can get that. You try to get a decent education, and all you get in return is a slap of debt in the face. But hear me out, folks, I'll do you one better: why should you need a degree in the first place? It would be a much better idea for the government to discourage big tech companies from requiring degrees in order to be hired. Maybe even defund the universities! How does that sound?"
- Tim Anderson during campaign rally in San Francisco; July 9, 2028.
Gen Alpha - the first to be raised on VR.
Labour gains plurality in Canadian House of Commons.
- The Toronto Sun; July 11, 2028.
Kamala Harris nominated at Democratic National Convention in Boston.
- The Huffington Post; July 12, 2028.
Helskinki-Tallinn tunnel opens for public use.
Labour enters coalition with Bloc Québecois.
- The Globe and Mail; July 13, 2028.
2028 Summer Olympics opening ceremony held at SoFi Stadium.
- Los Angeles Times; July 14, 2028.
Sequoia National Park wildfire extinguished as over one hundred of the massive trees lay dead and fallen.
- ABC News (US); July 15, 2028.
PLA military base near Chiayi struck by alleged Taiwanese bombing raid.
Henry Mann elected new leader of Canadian Labour Party.
Tsardom of Russia in control of most of Kazakh territory west of the Ural river.
- Fuji News Network; July 18, 2028.
Anderson chosen as Republican Party nominee for 2028 presidential election.
Newly formed Peronist Interim Coalition consolidates power base in rural Patagonia and the northern Argentine Andes.
- La República (Peruvian newspaper); July 20, 2028.
Over 900,000 casualties estimated to be as a result of the PRC-ROC war.
Turing Enterprises announces the development of the Turing AutoLawn, an autonomous lawn mowing robot with a slated release set spring of 2029.
- Ars Technica; July 22, 2028.
Small-time farmers in Belgium hold nationwide strike against alleged government overreach, exorbitant taxes and the growing tide of automation in the agricultural industry.
MP for Calgary Forest Lawn, Henry Mann, sworn in as Canada's 25th prime minister.
- The Globe and Mail; July 24, 2028.
Russian legitimists launch southward offensive towards Tsarist occupied territory in Kazakhstan.
JAXA unveils plans for an independent LEO space station, set to begin operations by at least 2032.
- The Yomiuri Shimbun; July 26, 2028.
Chinese Yueliang 4 mission to the Moon launches from Wenchang Launch Center as planned.
Anderson promises to led a NATO-led intervention in Russia if elected at rally held in Boston.
First annual US "fox show" held in St. Cloud, Minnesota.
2028 Olympics come to a close.
- NBC Sports; July 30, 2028.
Tsardom of Russia launches major offensive against the Republic of Georgia.
- CNN International; July 31, 2028.
"You know, it's funny that the Chinese can fight a war and put men on the Moon at the same time... I wonder how long that's going to last."
- Tim Anderson on the CNSA Yueliang 4 mission; August 1, 2028.
Chinese astronauts set foot on Mare Imbrium.
- Newsweek; August 2, 2028.
"China is now the second country in the history of the world to send humans to land on another celestial body... I do believe a second space race has truly begun."
- Donald Carter (CNN); August 2, 2028.
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Kong Chun took a moment to look up at the little blue sphere spinning above him. At the moment, he could make out the eastern end of Africa slinking along near the edge, while much of Central and Southeast Asia displayed itself prominently near the center... and yes, just above those landmasses was his home country, the great and noble People's Republic of China. It was thanks to the thousands of great men and women working in concert that he and two others were now standing the farthest that any person had ever been up until that point.
China had been the second country in history to put humans on the Moon. It was a shame that the Americans had done it first... once during the leadership of Chairman Mao, and again just a scant few years ago. The Chinese had been the first in many technological advances - why couldn't they have gone to see the great rabbit in the sky before anybody else? Surely, the Century of Humiliation had done much to stimy the minds of China's great inventors and engineers.
"Mr. Kong, is everything alright? We still need to inflate the base." Oh, that's right. The lunar habitat module, which had sat on the surface for over a month since an unmanned probe delivered it there in preparation for the crew's arrival, was still not ready for them to live in for the duration of the mission. Taking himself away from the beautiful view of his home, he turned in the direction of the module and jumped up in an effort to get there as quickly as he could. It was going to be an exciting next 36 hours.
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Kamala Harris promises to federally decriminalize marijuana if re-elected during campaign speech held in Seattle, Washington.
- NBC News; August 3, 2028.
Dexblit's CEO Mark Frasier reveals big plans for the emerging Twitter competitor.
- Breitbart; August 4, 2028.
Yueliang 4 astronauts depart the lunar surface.
Minecraft version 1.35 changelog.
- Minecraft.net; August 5, 2028.
Pipe bomb detonates next to post office in Benghazi.
- Al Jazeera; August 6, 2028.
59% of Polish public vote to exit the European Union.
- Euronews; August 7, 2028.
Inside the "transasian" community center in Chinatown, and the growing voices of concern from the locals.
- The San Francisco Chronicle; August 7, 2028.
Brave Yueliang 4 astronauts return to Shanghai and are greeted with a hero's welcome.
- China Daily; August 8, 2028.
Prime Minister Tyler McLean, Governor-General Mark Lachman, King Charles III and UK Prime Minister Lisa Nandy meet in Westminster to discuss mutual foreign policy towards the war in Taiwan.
- ABC News (Australia); August 9, 2028.
HM Government's plan for a written constitution shot down by supermajority of MPs from both sides of the political spectrum.
- The Guardian; August 10, 2028.
Over half a million Israelites have moved to East Judea since its founding over two years ago.
- Judea Oriente; August 11, 2028.
Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I dead at age 88.
Socialist revolutionaries clash with far-right counterdemonstrators outside Anderson rally held in the Bronx.
- Jacobin; August 13, 2028.
First automated auto repair shop opens in Adachi, Tokyo.
- The Asahi Shimbun; August 14, 2028.
SpaceX unveils plans for a privately operated space station in Low Earth Orbit by 2033.
- SpaceNews; August 15, 2028.
The Ovac, Turing's answer to the Roomba and similar products, quickly gaining almost a quarter of the industry's US market share.
Jungerät developers announce NA release on December 8 under the name "Nostalgia Machine".
- Console Gaming News; August 17, 2028.
Far-right agitators heckle President Harris during campaign rally in Richmond, Virginia by calling her a communist.
- ABC News (US); August 18, 2028.
"DTJ is gonna be the hero that this country needs, but he might not be the one we deserve. There's a lot of tough problems in America that need to be solved, and it takes a tough man like him to solve them. It's a damn shame his dad isn't here to see him now."
- Ramses of Cairo (YouTube); August 19, 2028.
Kemono//mimi fanworks make up huge slice of doujin sales at Summer Comiket 2028.
Activision representatives confirm that there will be no new
Call of Duty releases in 2029, marking it as the first year without one since 2004.
- PC Gamer; August 20, 2028.
New Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople named Constantine VII.
- Hürriyet; August 21, 2028.
Shots fired towards South African President John Mabandla during speech held in Cape Town. No confirmed injuries.
- SABC News; August 22, 2028.
Peronist Interim Coalition forces clash hard with Argentine Popular Front on the plains of Patagonia.
All of the Kazakhstani Caspian coast, along with almost all territory west of the Aral Sea, under control of the self-proclaimed Russian Tsardom.
- The Guardian; August 24, 2028.
Prime Minister of Poland Jakub Pich resigns, citing lack of government support for the EU exit.
- Das Erste; August 25, 2028.
Ukrainian military base near Donetsk attacked by separatist militants carrying on the legacy of the Putinist era.
- Pershyi News; August 26, 2028.
President Laurent Wauquiez rejects all rumors of a proposed French EU exit referendum being discussed among government ministers.
- Le Parisien; August 27, 2028.
Canadian Prime Minister Henry Mann proposes a number of revisions to the USMCA in televised address to the US and Mexico.
- CBC News; August 28, 2028.
Anderson rails against President Harris's track record on abortion during rally held in Queens, New York.
- Fox News; August 29, 2028.
EU and Polish governments begin preliminary negotiations in Brussels regarding the latter's exit from the European Union.
- The Times; August 30, 2028.
"Even though CN will still be around online, I just don't see how we're ever going to see it produce content on par with the golden eras of the 2000s and 2010s. Also, it feels kind of wrong seeing Aqua Teen Hunger Force air during the middle of the day"
- @RebelTaxi (Twitter); August 31, 2028.
Canadian PM's unilateral USMCA revisionary proposal shot down by both President Harris and Mexican President Galvez.
- The New York Times; August 31, 2028.
American Right to Food Organization leader Karen Delando makes passionate speech in support of new amendment proposal in front of the House of Representatives.
DNC spends over $15 trillion in trying to resuscitate Joe Biden in a desperate attempt to guarantee victory in the 2028 election.
- The Onion; September 2, 2028.
Factory workers in Kampala hold strike against low wages and dangerous working conditions.
- New Vision; September 3, 2028.
Xi Jinping threatens to cut off Chinese funding for Mars Mission Profile if the US continues to aid Taiwan.
- Reuters; September 4, 2028.
"What I don't get is why Xi is doing this now. He had almost a year to pull this card, and
now he's threatening to cut funding?"
- Post on Sufficient Velocity forums; September 4, 2028.
Anderson deputy campaign manager Michael Huntington fired for usage of the n-word during recently leaked phone call.
- The New York Times; September 5, 2028.
"This isn't surprising, but it still stings like hell. One can only imagine what other racist skeletons are hiding in the other Anderson campaign staffers' closets? What about Anderson himself."
- Kamala Harris (Twitter); September 5, 2028.
"Pardon my French, but what my campaign staffer did was in poor taste and downright shitty. I'm sure some of you want to see him get more repercussions than just getting fired, but we live in a free country, and I'd say a ruined reputation is good enough."
- Tim Anderson during campaign rally in Miami, Florida; September 5, 2028.
Belgian farmers stand down from strike following a month of deadlock with government authorities.
- Euronews; September 6, 2028.
VRChat surpasses 150,000 concurrent users.
- VR Today; September 7, 2028.
PIA military quickly seizes Cordoba, Argentina in surprise offensive against APF.
- TV Azteca; September 8, 2028.
Why millions of Twitter users are migrating to competitor sites - and it's not because of the end of Community Notes.
Magnitude 7.2 earthquake strikes Peru.
- NBC News; September 9, 2028.
At least 500 confirmed dead as a result of yesterday's Peru earthquake.
- Folha de S.Paulo; September 10, 2028.
Russian government in Moscow reportedly giving heavy amounts of aid to Belarussian provisional administration based out of Minsk.
- Euronews; September 11, 2028.
Anderson "trumps" Harris with "plenty of witty comebacks" during first 2028 presidential debate, held at UT Austin.
- Fox News; September 12, 2028.
Syrian front lines continue to stagnate, despite major losses on both sides.
LNFM co-leader El Fresa murdered during skirmish with Federal Police.
- Excélsior; September 13, 2028.
Recent polls show Anderson ahead of Harris by just over 4 points.
- Townhall; September 14, 2028.
Russian Moscow government recaptures Ufa from Ural warlords.
LNFM Cartel launches major attacks on Federal Police and other law enforcement agencies; likely done in retaliation for the assassination of El Fresa.
- TV Azteca; September 15, 2028.
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The word I would use to describe my life most accurately during 2028, the first year of Turing's existence, would be "hectic". That's not to say that it was downright unpleasant, of course; if I didn't enjoy my new job, then why would I continue to hold it for so much longer? No, it was more or less the year when I started learning the ropes: negotiating with suppliers, discussing marketing strategies, fleshing out the designs of proposed products... I still consider it to be the most important year of my life. But if it weren't for the innovations of Turing's predecessors, such as Google, Apple and Microsoft, then I wouldn't have been able to get nearly as many breakthroughs as we ended up making.
It was also the year when I, and by extension the other top executives, began to really get involved in politics. A commonly-held belief among the nation's conservatives at the time, namely that the big enterprises should strive to be politically neutral, always struck me as quite odd. Corporate executives (along with their subordinates) deal with the government, whether it be federal, state or local officials, on an almost daily basis - why shouldn't corporations take a stance on the issues of their benefactors? At the behest of my colleagues, such as CFO Kevin Martinez, fellow Director Micheal Streckner, and Vice President of Marketing Amy Roland, I began to look into all of the important issues during my spare time.
As I've already touched upon, I was a bit of a fence-sitter in the years before I founded Turing. Not the Democrats, the Republicans, and
especially not the Freedomers appealed to me on enough of a level for me to support them. I suppose the company got put on the map at the perfect time for me to make my decision. With the 2028 election right around the corner, in late August I began donating to the campaigns of a number of Congressional candidates from both of the two major parties, with a special focus on those who leaned towards the right while still maintaining an appeal towards the left-wing public found in the cities...
- Jim Benson. "Turing, Tired and True: A Memoir", Amazon Digital Publishing, 2072.