Lands of Red and Gold

Lands of Red and Gold #63: The Fatal Shore
Lands of Red and Gold #63: The Fatal Shore

"Duty is doing what others would have you do. Integrity is doing what you know you must do."
- Bungudjimay proverb

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My pen feels heavier than a mountain. Perhaps duty is what weighs it down, but I must hold it, all the same. The world must know what passes here.

Gold brought us to this land. Lucre was what the Company sought. We found it here. This place is a land of gold. Some of it is ripe for commerce, with natives who are if not welcoming, at least willing to consider trade. Gold, peppers, greater tobacco, jeeree, will please any Director of the Company.

Alas, some of this land is much, much worse!

The people here have built a pyramid. Reaching into the heavens, and decorated with glass, it shines into the heavens when first seen with the dawn. As if Egypt of old has been reborn here. But step closer to it, and you will see the rotten heart of this land.

This pyramid is properly called Glazkul, for behind each pane of glass is a skull. No Egyptians are here. This is a place of barbarism, of some half-breed Mexicans who have crossed the Pacific to bring their pagan rites to this new land.

And, though it pains me to write it, this must be told. The Mexican king has declared that more skulls will be added to this pyramid. Our skulls, or those who kill us. We must agree to have two of us fight each other, and the winner fight a Mexican challenger, with the loser of that to give their skull in pagan rite. Or they will kill two of us anyway, and fight among themselves for whose skull will be added to Glazkul.

What sacrifice of mankind and blood unbound has brought Mexicans to this fatal shore?

(signed) William Baffin

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Cultural clashes are hardly unknown in history, or even in allohistory. Even so, the divergent perspectives of the English and the Bungudjimay of Daluming were spectacular.

The Bungudjimay had built their state religion on collecting the heads of the worthy dead and interring them behind glass in the pyramid they called the Mound of Memory. The completion of the Mound, with its ten levels of skulls, marked the Closure, the end of the world.

Quite what the Closure meant was never completely defined. The priests had never built a consensus, although various sacred foretellings described a wide collection of events involving resurrection of the fallen, visitation from various supernatural and perhaps divine beings, and the creation of a new world order. It did not mean the physical destruction of the world as a whole, but the establishment of a new age where all that had gone before was overturned.

The arrival of the Closure had been long-awaited, but not hastened. Many of the existing priests, while fervent in their beliefs, did not want the Closure to begin until there were suitable signs. So as the number of empty niches in the Mound declined, they became more cautious about who was chosen to have their heads interred behind glass. That would let them respond to the right portents when they appeared, and discover what the end of the world involved.

Whatever the Closure meant, the last thing which the Bungudjimay priests expected was that it would be heralded by another group of traders come looking for spices.

An English expedition under William Baffin had explored Aururia, with discovery motivated by profit. The English East India Company had charged Baffin with finding new markets and new trade goods.

Baffin had fulfilled his instructions well, reaching what was an entirely new world to English eyes, and one which until recently had developed in complete cultural isolation. In time-honoured European fashion, Baffin tried to relate the inhabitants of Aururia into other peoples who were already known from the Old World, though he was often unsuccessful.

The early English contact with the other natives of Aururia – Mutjing and Islander, Yadji and Tjunini – found peoples with strange ways and beliefs, to European eyes. Yet at least these people were comprehensible, if unusual, and more importantly, showed receptiveness to trade. Or indeed, open-handed eagerness, in the case of the Islanders.

After this, coming to face to face with Daluming and its pyramid of skulls was the very model of a modern major culture shock.

Alien as the Bungudjimay were, the English sought for cultural analogies. Brief visions of Egyptians were shattered when Baffin first glimpsed the skulls in the Mound of Memory. To be replaced by fumbling explanations of Mexicans and human sacrifice. A forgivable misunderstanding, perhaps, given what followed.

Baffin and seven sailors had been invited as guests to the royal palace in Yuragir [Coffs Harbour, NSW]. While there, they were summoned to their first audience with the Daluming monarch, in the royal hall decorated with interred skulls. Those skulls were from previous princes and warriors who had chosen to be preserved there, but the English sailors naturally assumed that the skulls were from sacrificial victims.

In this same hall of skulls, Baffin and his sailors were informed that they were to name two champions to fight each other, with the winner to fight a Bungudjimay warrior for a place on the Mound of Memory. Or with the option of having two random sailors killed by Bungudjimay warriors instead, and those would kill each other as the price of admission to Glazkul.

The English reaction to this pagan rite needs little imagining. However imperfect their faith might be, Baffin and his crew considered themselves Christian, and more precisely as adherents of the Church of England. No Christian could countenance such human sacrifice. Even if the alternative was merciless slaughter of two of their own.

In the account which was recorded in Baffin's journal, the dilemma was solved when two of his sailors, Jonathan Bradford and Nicholas Beveridge, volunteered to fight each other to save their companions' lives. Baffin tried to dissuade them, but they remained steadfast in their desire. Bradford and Beveridge fought what was meant to be an even fight to the death, but Bradford deliberately stumbled during the duel, allowing Beveridge to kill him.

Beveridge went on to fight a Bungudjimay warrior, Weenggina – or Wing Jonah as Baffin misunderstood the name – who killed him with ease, and Beveridge's skull was added to the pyramid of skulls. Bradford's skull was given back to the English, where Baffin took it with him to be returned to England for a proper Christian burial.

With that challenge completed, Baffin fled with all haste from Daluming, and this time he was unhindered. He recorded in his journal that he hoped that the next English ships which came to "Mexico of the Orient" should send a volley of cannonballs into Glazkul. He charted the rest of the eastern coast of Aururia, including an island at the southern end of a great reef which would later bear his name [Fraser Island], but refused to set foot on the Land of Gold again. He skirted New Guinea and returned to Surat in India, where he gave his report and asked for a ship to be sent to rejoin the sailors who he had left among the Yadji. After that, he brought his ships back to England.

Of course, that was what was recorded in Baffin's journal. The story was matched by every account ever given of the experience by the five remaining sailors who had accompanied Baffin onto land. Bradford's skull was interred in Wells Cathedral in Somerset, where he quickly became venerated as a martyr and in time as a saint (hero) of the Church of England.

On Baffin's eventual return to England, however, Nicholas Beveridge's wife Mary refused to believe that her husband would have gone to his death in such a manner. She insisted that Baffin and the other sailors must have forced him into it, giving up her husband for a pagan rite, and that Baffin had effectively condemned him to death. She began a public campaign of letter-writing and denouncements which continued for as long as she lived; her efforts only ended with her death from smallpox in 1651.

No matter how many times Baffin denied Mary Beveridge's tale, he was never completely believed. Opprobrium lingered on William Baffin. No matter how much of a plutocrat he became in later years, he never quite gained acceptance into wealthy society, thanks in part to the lingering suspicion which clung to him.

The Company, however, was greatly pleased with Baffin's discoveries. While Daluming itself seemed to be a place to be avoided, establishing permanent relations with the Yadji was an immediate priority, with the gold of the Tjunini and the spices of the eastern seaboard also seen as promising opportunities.

The next English ship to visit the Yadji had been sent from Surat before Baffin returned to England, and it would not be the last. The English East India Company now actively pursued an interest in Aururia. A fact which greatly displeased the Dutch East India Company, for they considered the continent their private preserve, and the greatest spice island.

Within a handful of years, the two companies were in a state of undeclared war. The first blow was struck in Aururia itself; in 1642 the Dutch raided Gurndjit [Portland, Victoria], the first English outpost in the Yadji realm. But the campaign would be a much more wide-ranging one, fought across Aururia, the East Indies, Ceylon, India and southern Africa...

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Thoughts?
 
So I guess the knife-work and grappling of bar fights and amatuer sport and occasional misadventures at sea loses out to an entire lifetime of obsession with this narrow ritualized contest. I imagine the situation would be very similar if an Aururian crewperson found themselves in a Matty Groves-type situation and was tossed a rapier by some raw man lord and then enthusiastically legally murdered.

Still thinking of less grim things, now I kind of want to see some practictioners of the ancient art of Hooliganry and European handball players face off against the factions of Tijibarr.
 
A very impressive piece, kudos!

Oof, it was hard to see Baffin's tone and manner change so sharply and his language was uncomfortable (But entirely believable for his time) and it is no surprise given what came about. Both Jonathan Bradford and Nicholas Beveridge were very brave and it is a shame Mary Beveridge died unaware of the truth :( The fight, the discussion on the Closure and how the Priests attitudes shifted, the throne room, all incredibly well described and exposited upon, and wow that ending was ominous as all get out!
 
God, it would really suck if in a couple decades some Englishmen decide to show up and shell the pyramid in order to get revenge for Baffin's martyred crewmen.
 
God, it would really suck if in a couple decades some Englishmen decide to show up and shell the pyramid in order to get revenge for Baffin's martyred crewmen.

I imagine a more pressing concern would be literally only scumbags (by the standards of european colonialists no less) would ever be willing to deal with them, through third parties, in a moonless night. Whatever Islander or pirate captain ends up bestriding that narrow trickle pretty much has the whip in hand for /whatever/ they want.
 
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That was brave of Bradford and Beveridge.
Extremely brave, assuming that the version of events given by Baffin was accurate. Which it probably was, but who can be sure?

So I guess the knife-work and grappling of bar fights and amatuer sport and occasional misadventures at sea loses out to an entire lifetime of obsession with this narrow ritualized contest. I imagine the situation would be very similar if an Aururian crewperson found themselves in a Matty Groves-type situation and was tossed a rapier by some raw man lord and then enthusiastically legally murdered.
Different weapons, different fighting styles. The biggest difference is that rapiers are designed for difference purposes than the sword-and-shield style of Daluming duels.

I did mull over writing an extra scene here with a description of the duel and clashes in fighting styles, but figured that the narrative explanation worked better without getting spoiled by having a duel described earlier.

Still thinking of less grim things, now I kind of want to see some practictioners of the ancient art of Hooliganry and European handball players face off against the factions of Tijibarr.
The most entertaining part of such a culture clash is that most Europeans of this era simply would not get the idea of organised sports with lifelong fans, wearing colours of their team, and suchlike. There were a few places which had or had previously had such systems, most obviously Constantinople with their chariot races and organised supporters, but in most of Europe the sports were much more ad hoc and without the same kind of organised support base.

A very impressive piece, kudos!

Oof, it was hard to see Baffin's tone and manner change so sharply and his language was uncomfortable (But entirely believable for his time) and it is no surprise given what came about. Both Jonathan Bradford and Nicholas Beveridge were very brave and it is a shame Mary Beveridge died unaware of the truth :( The fight, the discussion on the Closure and how the Priests attitudes shifted, the throne room, all incredibly well described and exposited upon, and wow that ending was ominous as all get out!
Glad you liked it.

As to what really happened with the duel, this is one of the situations where I'd prefer readers make up their own mind as to whether Baffin's account was right, or whether Mary Beveridge did actually know her husband as well as she believed she did. It would suggest a conspiracy of silence from the rest of Baffin's crewmates who were in the know, but is not totally impossible.

God, it would really suck if in a couple decades some Englishmen decide to show up and shell the pyramid in order to get revenge for Baffin's martyred crewmen.
Given the distances involved, I doubt that anyone would show up just to get revenge - but on the other hand, the revenge might be part of the official justification for what is really a bid to control one of the prime spice-producing regions.

I imagine a more pressing concern would be literally only scumbags (by the standards of european colonialists no less) would ever be willing to deal with them, through third parties, in a moonless night. Whatever Islander or pirate captain ends up bestriding that narrow trickle pretty much has the whip in hand for /whatever/ they want.
The short-term view will probably be "don't go here", but the Daluming do have a lot of spices which can command attractive prices. There's going to be plenty of interest for people who think that they can get away with it.
 
Extremely brave, assuming that the version of events given by Baffin was accurate. Which it probably was, but who can be sure?
Ooooooh snap!

Glad you liked it.

As to what really happened with the duel, this is one of the situations where I'd prefer readers make up their own mind as to whether Baffin's account was right, or whether Mary Beveridge did actually know her husband as well as she believed she did. It would suggest a conspiracy of silence from the rest of Baffin's crewmates who were in the know, but is not totally impossible.
It was a super solid read, thanks for sharing!

Good points there, hmm, though if he did it on the sly... It's not impossible.
 
Lands of Red and Gold #64: From the Island to the World
Lands of Red and Gold #64: From the Island to the World

"Mourn not for the past, learn from it.
Hope not for the future, plan for it
Complain not about the present, experience it."

- From Oora Gulalu [The Endless Road], a text composed in Tjibarr in the fifteenth century, and widely respected by both Plirite and Tjarrling believers

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Crimson Day, Cycle of Strength, 398th Year of Harmony (1.26.398) / 15 January 1638
Ngamotu, Lands of the Ngati Apa iwi, Te Ika a Maui, Aotearoa [New Plymouth, Taranaki, North Island, New Zealand]

Life among the Maori in Aotearoa: a place where reputation had made them out to be barely better than the Yadji, bloodthirsty warriors ready to kill without provocation. As Nameless the priest had expected, that reputation held some truth, but only some.

The Maori had their own social code, their own customs. Within the limits of that code, they were hospitality personified: welcoming, generous, polite, helpful. Anyone who transgressed the bounds of the Maori code would be punished, though. Severely punished.

Nameless had learned what he could of their customs before visiting, based on what he was told by some Maori and Maori-speakers living on the Cider Isle [Tasmania]. That had helped. When he finally arrived in Aotearoa, the Maori were open enough for him to learn more.

In turn, Nameless started providing advice to the Maori. At first, he gave individual guidance to those Maori who had accepted the true faith, who followed the Sevenfold Path [Plirism]. The Maori being as they were, they soon started inviting him to speak at their communal meetings at their marae. And, in time, he found himself giving advice to the Maori king himself.

Ariki iwi [King] Arapeta proved to be far more thoughtful and open to proper guidance than Nameless had expected. Like any Maori chieftain, he was inclined to harshly punish anyone who transgressed the Maori social code. They believed that demonstrated a chieftain's mana. But Arapeta was willing to think about things, to hear alternative perspectives even if he did not agree with them.

Nameless found, in fact, that he had become a private counsellor to the king. Sometimes on particular matters which affected the kingdom, but also about how to conduct life in general. To provide that advice, Nameless usually turned to The Endless Road – which in his opinion was the most helpful single text ever written – or one of the half-dozen other writings he had brought with him to Aotearoa.

There was no point in giving the king a copy of the book itself. Even if it could be translated into Maori – a feat beyond Nameless' ability – the king could not read. Arapeta relied on scribes to record information and read it to him when needed.

In any case, this let Nameless choose the best passages to read to the king. Like any non-believer, too much truth at once could overwhelm him. Nameless chose those passages which were most appropriate to the king's current level of understanding.

Among his preferred segments were about how the Good Man had lived, back in the long-vanished days of the kingdom of Lopitja. How the Good Man had wealth and power, and had abandoned it. How he believed that his mana – a word which Nameless translated loosely – would benefit all men, spreading his advice by words rather than by force of arms. The Good Man did not decry warfare, as Nameless was at pains to point out, but helped people to see how it fit into the broader pattern of their lives. The Good Man showed how everyone could order their lives to ensure maximum harmony for all, within their own stations in life.

The king seemed to be more and more intrigued, as Nameless chose other passages from The Endless Road which explained about how to live. Until, one morning, the king turned his attention to another of the endless feuds which dominated Maori life. Nameless had given advice before on resolving a vendetta between two subtribes [hapu] within the kingdom. This vendetta was more complex, involving an endless cycle of raids and revenge attacks between one subtribe of Arapeta's realm, and that of the neighbouring Muaupoko kingdom.

Nameless saw his opening when the king mentioned that these endless raids were costing too many warriors from the subtribe for its subking to answer properly when the king called for warriors.

"What stops you from negotiating a settlement with the ariki iwi of the Muaupoko to end the raids?" Nameless asked.

"A raid cannot go unanswered," the king said. "A leader of strong mana cannot afford to show weakness."

"Doing nothing is not always weakness," Nameless said. "Sometimes having the self-control to do nothing is the greatest strength of all."

"And have my ariki hapu whisper that I lack the courage to respond to their weakness?" the king asked, but he sounded intrigued. Nameless had long since learnt how to tell when the king did not want to hear more on a subject.

"Sometimes revenge is not the best demonstration of mana," Nameless said. "Sometimes the ability to ignore trivial raids shows your mana more: how better to show your strength that you do not need to waste your time with minor raids. All you need to remember is that if their raids continue for long enough, and that if they do not learn this wisdom, then you will punish them severely enough that they will be afraid to respond."

"That is how your Island maintains its peace?" Arapeta asked.

"It is. We still have feuds from time to time – there are a couple now – but they are rare, and they can be ended if required. Or a bloodline is exterminated entirely, as has happened, if they would not learn when to end a vendetta."

King Arapeta was silent for a long time after that. Nameless knew better than to interrupt. At length, the king asked one, rather pointed question. Nameless give the only answer he could give, in the circumstances.

"Accompany me," the king said, then rose and walked to the entrance to the wharenui [great hall of the palace].

Outside, there were various clusters of Maori having whatever discussions they wished at the marae. They saw the king at the entrance, of course, and quickly fell silent as they assembled in a rough semi-circle, well back from the entrance.

King Arapeta stepped outside, paused for a moment, then took seven paces forward. He raised his voice. "Ta mal-pa Pliri, ni gapu-pa Bula Gakal-girri marang." There is but one Harmony, and only the Sevenfold Path will give it balance.

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Taken from: "People of the Seas: The Nangu Diaspora"
By Accord Anderson [1]
New London, Alleghania: 1985

1. Breakup of the Seven Sisters

Long the Seven Sisters [Eyre Peninsula, South Australia] had been the granary of the Island. Red yams and cornnarts [wattles] from Mutjing farmers came, endless-seeming harvest to sustain the people of an Island too small to feed itself. Rulership of the Seven Sisters remained with Mutjing, not Nangu, yet guidance and mediation came from the Island to ensure harmony remained.

The Island now riven with feud and discord, with plagues and Dutch competition rampant, failed to sustain the vital guidance. City-kings of the Seven Sisters strove now in waal [bringing discord], hatreds once old now renewed, and alliance with Dutch now contemplated by those who once revered the Island alone.

With legacy of friendship most ancient, no Mutjing would commit to war against the Island itself, yet catastrophe most severe could fall without one direct blow from Mutjing to Nangu. City-king Maralinga of Luyandi [Port Kenny] formed pact with the Dutch, and formed pride within himself, bringing the Seven Sisters into imbalance. Pankala [Port Lincoln], pre-eminent Sister for so long in reputation and commerce, to the Island remained steadfast.

Courage and rivalry dominated, wise counsel was forsaken. The Seven Sisters descended into war most troublesome. No longer could the Island's influence quell bloodshed, with the confluence of Dutch supporting the western Sisters, and the Island itself riven, incapable of speaking with one voice.

Mutjing and Nangu alike suffered. Victory elusive, strife continued over years too numerous. Surplus harvest consumed by the fires of war, no longer could the Seven Sisters sustain the Island, and misery and famine took the helm as the fate of the Island shifted onto a new course. Population reduced already from European plagues, notwithstanding, no boldness from the Nangu remaining on the Island could conjure food from nothing.

Discord had previously troubled the Nangu, ancient bloodlines contesting over scraps of Dutch trade, dislocation of old trade markets, and loss of experienced mediators with the plagues. Famine looming, people of the Island cared little even for which faction won victory in the Seven Sisters; the war itself marked disaster. The Island now shattered, and the shards fell where they willed...

Where the Island could no longer provide, exodus now beckoned for those astute and for those defeated. The former knew opportunity and seized it, the latter hoped for opportunity and sought it. Some few bloodlines had fled already, in whole or in part, a trickle of Nangu across the waves, which uncivil war in the Seven Sisters pushed into flood.

Bloodlines four, more shrewd than most, already had established their Nuttana [trading association] on a coast most distant within Aururia [far north Queensland]. Two more bloodlines secured common purpose, Mudontji and Nyawala acceding to the syndicate previously formed. In union most beneficial, to the Nuttana came more knowledge, more workers, and a future where the old surety departed but new hope remained. Kiyungu of the Coral Coast joined them in numbers, whether volunteers for indenture or migrants most buoyant...

Across the Tethys Sea [Tasman Sea], another shard fell on ground most fertile and fortunate. Whether auspicious or prudent, years before the Kalendi bloodline gained trade connexions with Maori in Aotearoa. Missionaries had striven to prepare the way, until Bana [Nameless] guided the first Maori king into acceptance of the Seven-fold Path.

Vendetta driving them, and old trade routes fallen, Kalendi found new aspiration among the Ngati Apa in Aotearoa. To the Maori, they brought wisdom: the true faith, shipbuilding, iron, dyes, spices [2], and determination...

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[1] Accord Anderson is a Congxie (see post #47) author who thinks that he speaks English fluently enough not to need a translator. He may perhaps be mistaken in that view.

[2] That is, those spices which could grow in Aotearoa. Some Aururian spices can, generally the ones which are native to historical Victoria and Tasmania or alpine areas further north (e.g. some sweet peppers, sea celery, river mint), though many Aururian spices are subtropical (e.g. lemon myrtle and other myrtles) and will not grow in Aotearoa.

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Thoughts?
 
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Oh damn, the Maori just got far more deadly for the Brits if they attempt to colonise like OTL
 
It seems darkly hilarious to me that the principles of the Good Man can be not incorrectly memed as the Maori versions of "Talk shit, get hit" and "You come at the King, you best not miss"
 
Another excellent update, I loved that ending regarding the number of steps and delivered speech, Nameless is such a fascinating character as is the king too, it is interesting to see the exchanges between these two rather thoughtful and subtle individuals who have such bigger than their conversation works in motion, be it ruling a nation or their dedication to spreading their faith.

I loved Nameless's summary of the study regarding culture and learning it before he went and trying to respect & understand their ways as well as not fully buying into the negative reading before even arriving. Really neat detail with the faith already having existed there a bit, nice to see some faith diversity.

The way the Good Man's world view is shared and interpreted is really interesting, it seems equal parts adaptive and potentially progressive while also having aspects that are or can be used to enforce barriers on mobility. Overall it is really fascinating to read about and see interpreted or re-contextualized for a different cultural experience and world view, while still keeping the basic tenets. Also this is probably the only case of missionary work I've ever seen and not been rankled by.

All in all, really insightful, well written and fascinating!
 
Oh damn, the Maori just got far more deadly for the Brits if they attempt to colonise like OTL
Quite a bigger challenge for any would-be colonisers, British or otherwise. Even in OTL, the British found the Maori Wars to be a huge struggle, and that was with a much lower Maori population base.

Of course, what's going to be significant here is that there's not only a lot more Maori, but also a lot more potential players in *New Zealand. The Dutch, the British, possibly the French and Portuguese, and maybe even the Nangu/Nuttana. That makes any would-be colonialism rather more complex.

It seems darkly hilarious to me that the principles of the Good Man can be not incorrectly memed as the Maori versions of "Talk shit, get hit" and "You come at the King, you best not miss"
The faith of the Good Man is quite... adaptable to local conditions. At its core, Plirism is about insight, harmony and social balance. There is of course more than one way to achieve social balance, but the Maori idea of utu (reciprocity) fits neatly into that message. Every good or bad deed should be equally rewarded with a good or bad response.

The other noteworthy part of that, though, is that Plirites view conversion as only the start of a journey. Nameless thought at one point about providing only enough truth that the king was ready to accept now, and how too much truth at once could overwhelm. So some points which make him uncomfortable - such as death for minor transgressions - he may well try to moderate in time, once the king is solidly converted. But even within that context, he wouldn't be arguing that minor transgressions should be unpunished, just that the more appropriate penalty should be less than death.

The way the Good Man's world view is shared and interpreted is really interesting, it seems equal parts adaptive and potentially progressive while also having aspects that are or can be used to enforce barriers on mobility. Overall it is really fascinating to read about and see interpreted or re-contextualized for a different cultural experience and world view, while still keeping the basic tenets. Also this is probably the only case of missionary work I've ever seen and not been rankled by.

All in all, really insightful, well written and fascinating!
Thanks.

The Good Man's faith (aka Plirism) is one of those things which I'll be exploring more as the timeline progresses (and possibly a side-instalment focusing more on the religion), as I think it allows a different perspective on how this world has developed. As with any religion, it is not a monolithic bloc by any means, even with the same Nangu school of Plirism. Nameless's ideas about how to adapt it to the Maori worldview wouldn't necessarily be endorsed by all other Plirites - others may take different views about how to align to Plirite teachings, though most would agree that the approach is "a little bit of truth at a time, not all at once."
 
Thanks.

The Good Man's faith (aka Plirism) is one of those things which I'll be exploring more as the timeline progresses (and possibly a side-instalment focusing more on the religion), as I think it allows a different perspective on how this world has developed. As with any religion, it is not a monolithic bloc by any means, even with the same Nangu school of Plirism. Nameless's ideas about how to adapt it to the Maori worldview wouldn't necessarily be endorsed by all other Plirites - others may take different views about how to align to Plirite teachings, though most would agree that the approach is "a little bit of truth at a time, not all at once."
NP and thanks for the response, that was very informative and well conveyed in the story as well, interesting and good to see such a differing range of interpretation.

Though just for clarity, by the monolithic bloc I more meant that there were already followers of the Good Man present in another land meaning the local religion wasn't monolithic as that is a thing that bugs me in a lot of stories where its like "This kingdom worships this god and no one there worships anything else, ever."
 
Lands of Red and Gold Interlude #4: Eostre of the Dawn
Lands of Red and Gold Interlude #4: Eostre of the Dawn

In similar vein to the LoRaG Christmas specials, here is a short exploration of another significant day seen through the distorted mirror of allohistory. This instalment was originally posted on 1 April 2013...

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14 April 1974 [Easter Sunday, Western Christian reckoning]
Kesteven [Boston, Massachusetts], New England

The man handcuffed to the chair looks too young in all respects, save one. Fresh-faced, his smooth cheeks hardly need a razor; a scraggly blond moustache almost disappears into those same cheeks. Cap worn to the side like some disaffected youth who confuses poor fashion sense with parental rebelliousness. But his gaze is steady, eyes wide, unflinching.

"You are alone," says Detective-Cornet Jamet Mabbinck. "Captive. Never to be released until I am satisfied."

The man's gaze stays fixed on Jamet. "I am never alone, so long as one member of the League continues the fight.

The detective-cornet laughs. "Companions who you will tell me about. Who they are. Where they plan to strike next."

"You will never know," the fresh-faced man says.

"Never is a short word for a long time," Jamet says. "Even one day can seem a very long time, in the right circumstances."

"You will never know," the man repeats.

Jamet smiles. "We already know. About you and your League, and your plans. How you few foolish hot-heads want something that no other nation in the world supports."

"We have more support than you know! We will continue the fight. We will-" Abruptly, the man stops.

"Oh, you will never win your little war, as the GG has so aptly called it," Jamet says.

The man's gaze still remains fixed on him, despite everything. "A little war, but our "little warriors" are part of a big struggle. We will prove that to you. And to the world."

"Yes, your little warriors. Your boyz, you call yourselves." Jamet's grin returns. "That proves merely that you are much poor spellers as you are misguided."

"The boyz will never give up. We will make the world listen to us, and heed us. New England is just the start." His glare still has not moved.

"What you will do is tell me what I want to know," the detective-cornet says. "How long that takes is up to you. It may take a day, or a year. But I promise that even a day will seem like a year."

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27 April 2008
Tensaye [Easter Sunday, Ethiopian Orthodox reckoning]
Gondar, Ethiopia

Yared Bikila smiled as he looked across the back yard of his new house. The early morning sun showed it for what it was: small, as yards went, with a handful of gum trees overshading most of it. But the yard was his. The house was his.

For the last week, the yard had kept the noroon [emu] he had been feeding himself, twice a day. Too many people nowadays seemed to have given up on tradition. They just bought their "Paschal chicken" from the megamart rather than feeding it and slaughtering it themselves. But they should know better. The proper way had always been to feed the Paschal feast before it fed you.

His wife, Tirunesh, came to the door. "Pity you couldn't buy one that lays," she said, with a smile on her face. "Would've saved me buying an egg for the omelette."

Yared laughed. "One egg, for the Paschal omelette." This is the first year he has felt rich enough to buy a proper noroon egg. Before that, he and his family had always made do with chicken eggs. Though costly at the best of times, noroon eggs always became ten times the usual price in the days before Tensaye.

The egg sits in a bowl in the kitchen. A large bowl. The dark green shell holds the weight of a dozen chicken eggs, or thereabouts. Enough to make a good-sized omelette for him, his wife, and their three sons.

That is his wife's job, of course, along with helping the boys decorate the cast-aside eggshell. His job waits outdoors. And even in a small yard, it is difficult to catch a noroon which does not want to be caught.

Yared said, "Be back soon. I've got to go catch the Paschal chicken."

--

30 March 1975 [Easter Sunday, Western Christian reckoning]
Horeb [Providence, Rhode Island], New England

"Mother of God!" Detective-Cornet Jamet Mabbinck knew it would be bad, to be called down from Kesteven for something the local wrecks [1] cannot handle.

Now, he sees for himself. The megamall is a large two-storey building, a good two hundred yards long just on this side, filled with stores. Or it was. Now smoke rises from a gaping hole where most of the nearest wall and its roof have collapsed, with only small portions at either end still upright.

He barely hears the explanation from the local sheriff how the League boyz somehow broke in and drove a car laden with explosives through the megamall until they detonated it between some shops.

When the sheriff's account winds down, Jamet says, "The only mercy is that no-one was inside." He pauses. "Was anyone inside?"

"None we've found, sir. Not that the League bastards would've cared." The sheriff spits expertly into the gutter.

Jamet is not so sure about that. The boyz are bastards, but know that they are fighting their "little war" for the hearts and minds of the people. Easter Sunday is one of the very few days where not only can they get in undetected, but expect that they will not kill anyone while doing so. All the same, he holds his peace.

"Do you know what shops were closest to where the car bomb went off?" Jamet asks.

The sheriff nods. "Two fashion stores. Delarkey's and Musora."

"Those won't have been the targets," Jamet says. The League cares nothing for women's fashion stores, unless they are selling lingerie. "What else was nearby?"

"On one side a doctor's practice and a shoe store, on the other, a pharmacy and a tobacconist."

"Ha! That says enough," the detective-cornet says. "I'm surprised they didn't use two cars."

"Sir?" the sheriff asks. A perfect example of Horeb's finest.

"Never mind," Jamet says. "Let's get to work. We have some boyz to track down."

--

3 April 1994 [Easter Sunday, Western Christian reckoning]
Oxford, Pembroke [Cambridge, Maryland], Alleghania

Jessica Cuffin counted the Easter eggs in front of her, slowly. Then she counted them again. Twelve eggs! Twelve! She had to count them a third time, just to be sure.

"Twelve eggs!" she said. The Easter Duck had really come! So much for Emily next door saying that the Easter Duck wasn't real! How else could she have gotten twelve eggs to eat?

--

26 March 1978 [Easter Sunday, Western Christian reckoning]
Newport [New Haven, Connecticut], New England

"This is turning into a very bad Easter tradition." Detective-Cornet Jamet Mabbinck frowns. "Five years in a row, responding to the League." For what he has done to fight the League, he should now be a detective-ensign, but he keeps that thought to himself.

"I don't know what you've done before, but this must be the worst," the sheriff says. One of the few surviving sheriffs from the Second Precinct, and that only because he was off-duty at the time and too far away to respond to the call to duty.

They have left the ruins of the station, but Jamet knows that the images of the destroyed Second Precinct will forever burn in his memory. No-one who was inside at the time still breathes. Nor do most of those who answered the call to duty. Or should it have been called a call to arms?

"Fifty armed men, if not more," Jamet says. "In three groups who struck with well-coordinated precision."

He has never believed the rumours of League training camps in the Nya Sverige backwoods. But how else to explain a blow on this scale? No mere collection of disaffected boyz could manage this.

"One thing's for sure, sir." When Jamet raises a polite eyebrow, the sheriff continues, "Containing the League can't be called a police action. Not anymore."

Jamet lets out a long, slow breath. "I fear you're right. Not even the riot squad could handle this." What will it take? Special armed forces, perhaps. God forbid that the Army needs to be deployed on its own soil, against its own citizens.

Another sheriff comes up to them, and hands over a photograph. "This shows what was left at the entrance to the Precinct, sirs."

Jamet takes the photo. It shows a note placed carefully amongst blackened ruins of what was once a door. The message is simple:

"That for the lackey's of inaction! The League will triumph!" The signature reads: Mary Jane.

The detective-cornet stares at the photograph, reading the message over and over without taking in the words.

--

22 April 1984 [Easter Sunday, Western Christian reckoning]
Irving [Columbus, Georgia], Alleghania

The first rays of the sun just began to poke between the apartment blocks to the east. The light was dim, but enough for what Barcoo and his friends planned. They stood on the parkland that ran along Jacks River [Chattahoochee River]. The grass was still cool with the night's dew.

Importantly, the park had a walkway that ran alongside the road, all the way to downtown. Even now, early in the morning on what the unegas [whites] and blacks called Easter Sunday, a few people strolled back and forth along it. Enough people, for their purposes.

Jimmy unveiled the statue: a three-foot high wooden figure carved from river oak [2]. It showed a naked woman, abundantly female, with her hair hanging in artfully-carved tresses down her back. The boy had done the carving himself, and was justifiably proud of it. Barcoo had never been able to ask which girl, or memory of a girl, had been the inspiration.

The four boys arranged themselves to the west of the statue, and went down on their knees. Jimmy spoke first, in a loud voice, "Hear us, o, Ēostre, Goddess of the Dawn. Heed us, your faithful servants."

The ceremony went on in a similar vein. Barcoo, Jimmy, Hando and Modibo took it in turns to offer loud invocations to Ēostre, the pagan goddess that the unegas and blacks had named their supposedly Christian festival after. They raised their voices even louder whenever someone white or black came by, and quietly chuckled whenever the passers-by passed by even faster after realising what they were seeing. Barcoo and his friends did not bother to raise their voices whenever the occasional Congxie wandered past.

After a time, Hando pulled the eggs out of the cartoon, and handed three eggs to each of the other boys. "Time for a sacrifice."

Jimmy took the first turn, as he usually did, cracking one of the eggs open at the base of the statue, and invoking Ēostre's name. Hando took the next turn, then Barcoo stepped forward to do the same.

"Stop right there, you boys!" a commanding voice demanded.

Barcoo looked up to see a woman bearing down on them. A large woman, who he didn't recognise, but whose prominent jawline and high cheekbones proclaimed her as Congxie. Her skin was on the lighter side for a Congxie; either she was one of the few remaining descendants of the old great families, or she had a more recent unega in her ancestry.

"Young fools, you! Why borrow trouble?"

Jimmy ventured, "We are venerating our God-"

"Bringing discord is what you are doing!" The woman was tall; she overtopped even Hando. But the command in her voice would have given her the same authority even if she had been shorter than Modibo. "Get rid of this nonsense right now, and go somewhere that you can do something decent."

The boys exchanged glances, but no-one dared disagree. Jimmy reached for the sack and re-covered the statue.

"Better," the woman said. "Save that kind of mockery for Christmas where it belongs."

--

15 April 1979 [Easter Sunday, Western Christian reckoning]
Green Mountains [Vermont], New England

From his seat at the front of the rotorala [helicopter], Sergeant Mitchell Rabson keeps a keen eye out on the passing mountain slopes. So do the other troopers at every window. No-one wants to let the League boyz go unspotted, if any of them is out here today, of all days.

The sun still hangs low in the sky to the east, but there is enough light for what they need. The boyz rarely move in daylight, even this early, but they may have been careless.

Trees and mountain slopes stretch out below them. To the west, the rocky profile of Mount Vert [Mount Maxwell] stretches out like an elongated human face. The boyz might be there; it would be like the League to choose the highest peak in the Green Mountains for one of their refuges.

"Stay on the game, lads," Mitchell says. In truth, he expects his men will do well. Corporals Winston Rose, whose prickly nature belies his name, and Johnny Champion, nicknamed "Chimpo" in the manner of soldiers, are both very good men. He would call them super troopers, if he were not afraid of boosting their egos too much to listen.

"Movement!" Chimpo calls. "Ten o'clock!"

"Human?" Mitchell asks, as the pilot brings the rotorala around to the new vector. He brings the binoculars to his eyes and starts searching.

"Think so. Didn't look like no deer," Chimpo says. If it is people, they have to be the League, or their supporters. Half the Green Mountains are excluded territory these days, including Mount Vert.

Mitchell looks back and forth, with binoculars and without. His fellow troopers do likewise. No-one finds any signs of movement.

"Knullar!" Chimpo says. "I'm sure I saw something."

"Take us closer," Mitchell says. The pilot complies, and the rotorala slips forward slowly.

Something streaks out of the trees, ascending on a pillar of smoke. Mitchell just has time to yell "Torpedo!" before it hits the rotorala.

--

30 April 2000 [Easter Sunday, Eastern Christian reckoning]
Nizhny Novgorod, Russia

Yelena Ivanovna knew she should have done more to celebrate Pascha [Easter] properly. Morning was giving way to afternoon, but she had not eaten the kulich [Easter bread] before breakfast, as she should have. She had certainly not attended the Paschal Vigil to have the kulich blessed. Even for Pascha, she would not go to church at midnight!

She should have made pashka [3], but she had broken the mould last year, and not bothered to buy a replacement or some store-made pashka either.

Motivation was hard to find nowadays.

She could not believe that the government had followed New England's lead. With so many obscure countries to listen to, why would anyone listen to the dictates of a handful of ideologues turned revolutionaries on the other side of the world?

Alas, for whatever misguided reason, the government had listened, and now her favourite hobby was illegal. Deathly illegal.

What was the point?

--

7 April 1985 [Easter Sunday, Western Christian reckoning]
Taken from the Chelmsford [Hartford] Courant

LITTLE WAR OVER!
LEAGUE TRIUMPHANT!

... Under the deal, the siege of Kesteven was lifted. In emergency session, Parliament passed the enabling legislation last night as the Prohibited Substances Act 1985. No changes were made to the draft bill tabled by the League at the start of the Little War...

The Cannabis Abolition League of Insurrectionists has fulfilled the vision laid out by its founders, after thirteen years of armed struggle. New England is now the first nation in the world to prohibit the possession and inhalation of Cannabis...

--

[1] "Wrecks" is the informal name used among themselves by the Republican Elite Constabulary in New England; the closest equivalent they have to the contemporary FBI. Not recommended to be used by those they catch, unless they no longer wish to feel attached to their teeth.

[2] River oak is the common name for a tree that is widespread in allohistorical Georgia and Alabama. It is a species of Casuarina (C. cunninghamiana) that is used for agroforestry purposes to prevent soil erosion, as a windbreak, and to revitalise the soil. Historically, the species (misnamed Australian pine) has become invasive in Florida.

[3] Pashka is a cottage cheese dish moulded into the form of a pyramid, and in both historical and allohistorical Russia is traditionally eaten on Easter Sunday (after being blessed the previous night).

--

P.S. For those who missed it, this post is an April Fool's Day special and should not be taken as canon, though some of the details are accurate.
 
That was a very interesting read regardless of intended origin, you do a good job jumping from perspective to perspective and time to time as I was never lost or confused an i have to confess the cops line about time were kinda generally chilling, kudos, also insurgents who don't target civilians (IE being smart about it) is interesting to see.
 
...is this ATL World one where Marijuana addiction is at Pandemic levels?

As in, it's no longer medical in nature, but an orgy of self pleasure world wide?
 
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That was a very interesting read regardless of intended origin, you do a good job jumping from perspective to perspective and time to time as I was never lost or confused an i have to confess the cops line about time were kinda generally chilling, kudos, also insurgents who don't target civilians (IE being smart about it) is interesting to see.
Glad you liked it. The idea of this special post is that some parts of obvious jokes, but a lot of it is genuine at least in spirit.

For clarity, the central conceit of this post (ie that there was a group of insurgents trying to create marijuana prohibition) was nothing but a joke. No such real movement exists in the timeline. Whether marijuana is mostly illegal or not I'm not sure yet, simply because I haven't gotten to that point yet and so have kept open. But either way, there wouldn't be an insurgency trying to create it.

Much of the rest is genuine, though with a few jokes. For instance, in the scene in Ethiopia, the "Paschal chicken" is an exaggeration because one family wouldn't be eating a whole emu unless this was a family of about 100 people.

Hmm, so to be sure, what exactly did Russia ban?

Good post none of the less!
In the context of the joke, they banned marijuana. Which meant that there was someone now moping around wondering why life was worth living. (As opposed to the real-life stereotype of people using marijuana not having motivation to do anything else, the joke is that losing marijuana removed the motivation.)

Of course, as set out above, that was purely a joke.

Johnny Chimpo, super trooper

@Jared, you son of a bitch.
First person to comment on this ever - no-one ever noticed (or at least commented) on this one back on AH.com. :D

...is this ATL World one where Marijuana addiction is at Pandemic levels?

As in, it's no longer medical in nature, but an orgy of self pleasure world wide?
No, it's just a joke created because in 2013, Easter Monday fell on 1 April. So I created a convincing-sounding post which looked like it was an Easter special, but which was actually an April Fools' Day special with a variety of hints that it wasn't serious.

I would expect that the level of marijuana consumption in alt-2018 is roughly the same as it is in real 2018.
 
In the context of the joke, they banned marijuana. Which meant that there was someone now moping around wondering why life was worth living. (As opposed to the real-life stereotype of people using marijuana not having motivation to do anything else, the joke is that losing marijuana removed the motivation.)
Raises a chicken-and-egg question, really. Many of the stoners I've known really are that monomaniacal about the stuff, and therefore incredibly boring to hang out with if you don't smoke it yourself: Weed is what they have instead of hobbies, aspirations or a real social life. But did they become boring after their obsession with weed became the focus of their existence, or were they always that dull and let weed fill an existing void in a life they lacked the imagination to do anything worthwhile with?
 
Glad you liked it. The idea of this special post is that some parts of obvious jokes, but a lot of it is genuine at least in spirit.

For clarity, the central conceit of this post (ie that there was a group of insurgents trying to create marijuana prohibition) was nothing but a joke. No such real movement exists in the timeline. Whether marijuana is mostly illegal or not I'm not sure yet, simply because I haven't gotten to that point yet and so have kept open. But either way, there wouldn't be an insurgency trying to create it.

Much of the rest is genuine, though with a few jokes. For instance, in the scene in Ethiopia, the "Paschal chicken" is an exaggeration because one family wouldn't be eating a whole emu unless this was a family of about 100 people.
It was really good and yeah despite the jokey premise there was a strong underlying 'real' feel to all the proceedings that made it a joy to read and a ton of really interesting details and world building pieces.
 
Raises a chicken-and-egg question, really. Many of the stoners I've known really are that monomaniacal about the stuff, and therefore incredibly boring to hang out with if you don't smoke it yourself: Weed is what they have instead of hobbies, aspirations or a real social life. But did they become boring after their obsession with weed became the focus of their existence, or were they always that dull and let weed fill an existing void in a life they lacked the imagination to do anything worthwhile with?
I have no idea about the broader question, not having looked at much research on this.

In terms of my own observations, though, I've known several people who use weed but don't obsess over it, and have plenty of other interests that they can talk about. So there's certainly some people who aren't dull despite using weed.
 
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